* Crappy Video

[silverhalls]

3:36 - 3:38 ur face was priceless xD

[Yaddashmadda]

sweeeeeet.

[kandidawn]

you definetly measured your smile....

awesome haha

[StiinaLustig]

I am so behind on your videos! Kind of embarrased to comment on them, but the ruler part was prime. Excellent. Wish you were still making videos!

[nuclearspike]

I have Pushing Jesus's second album, if anyone can help me find their first one, I'd appreciate it. It's not on Amazon or iTunes.

[RogCBrand]

Oh! I was laughing before you even got to the point of the story of the woman and girl with the cups!

:P

Did you crack up reading that at the wedding?

:D

It's not the size of the smile but the quality!

LOL!

[RogCBrand]

LOL! Run away! Run away!

:P

[electricshae]

i want that bobblehead!!!!!

[DominationVideos]

he's making it at night. he's not dead, he's UNDEAD!!!

[SMWhannell]

You have a Dwight bobble-head?? AWESOME!! :)

[freethrow411]

"Black friday...african american friday sorry".. kinda like work today hehe

[ThomasJKH]

Don't worry man, all your videos are so fuckin funny!!! You remind me of my best friend!

[snowqueenkat]

I'm a Christian, so I hear about "God" and "love" quite a lot. What you read is from the Bible, so no WONDER it says a lot about God and love! Anyway, I hope that you did read it well.  I love the ruler part at the end!

[smrtgrl1]

Wow. I know how you feel. My boyfriend thinks it weird for me just to watch YT. If I ever make a video it would be in secret, b/c he would probably freak out...he thinks its weird...and unsafe to some degree???.

[digidarlin]

I think the greatest part of this video was me misunderstanding it completely. I imagined the turkey marathon was literally a bunch of turkeys-- like the run of the bulls only significantly more unnecessary. And then I could not stop laughing, because I was absolutely convinced you were going to say your family accidentally ran over the turkeys which very easily could have been 40% sad, 60% hilarious.

Your actual story is good too though, just not as morbid :)

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Wow, That would be a waaaaay better story LOL!! I would pay good good money to see that lol.

[awreslr2]

You're a nice honest guy, with a lot of modesty. I'm going to subscribe and look at all your stuff, looking forward to more videos too!

[bebechiiick]

LMAOO you measured your mouth.

youre adorable.

[Bdup81]

Glad to see your still alive dude,but i was actually hoping you had gone to find me some god damn plates, plus this thing with the accents,yours is alright man but i hate the california drool,thats awful man,but then again i live near farms and my accent is pretty fucked,so who am i to moan lmao

[lduk]

Farm Boy LMAO XD

[Bdup81]

you love it you british faggot haha

[lduk]

XD.

[CristinasinH]

I didnt think our accent was all that bad! ): well then again u might confuse it with that stupid ass orange county accent! i swear our accent is not that bad. i think!? LOL

[coldblooded2008]

I happen to adore your accent :) (I'm from Mississippi, so anything that doesn't drawl is fan-freaking-tastic!)

[ibechane]

It's kind o funny that people find your accent hard to understand. It's completely normal to me, even though I don't really have it (not a Southie).

[lduk]

u crack me up. And the way you keep going. We think its gonna end and you come out with, I have a really wide smile. Then you think its gonna stop again and you have a ruler in your mouth LMAO!!! 'I have a 4" smile' lmao!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

LDU friggin K! What's going on man!?!? I'm having withdrawals from you lol.

Wow, you actually made it through the end of this vid I see lol. Sorry it was really long and really really random/boring. Hope to see ya later man!

[lduk]

LMAO! Even your comments crack me up. Theres summink about you. I fond the whole thing entertaining. The poem/speech thing was hilarious and I completly understand where your comming from lol.

Its doubtful that I will do a video anytime soon. Anhoo, its good to see your still alive lol.

[TheFamousStacie]

I think I have read that reading in a wedding, maybe twice. Break a leg. Your accent gets thick when you're tired! haha you make me laugh

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol yeah it's really nice but stupidly difficult to say lol. And yeah, I normally try to cover it up but I was like, meh. lol.

Oh I was gonna ask you, is that Jenna Fischer aka Pam from "the Office" in that Enchanted movie? Was she any good?

[TheFamousStacie]

She's in it? Who does she play? I don't remember her in it.  Wierd!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Nope. Strike that lol. Sorry, my buddy totally lied and told me she was in it. I IMDB it. He's way off lol.

[Pathogen82]

3:37.....LMFAO! Your life is just beginning man...Congrats on your graduation. and just remember...You may think some of your vids are crap....but one mans shit is another mans fertilizer. And oh what sort of a job are you looking for? What were\are you studying?

Peace.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

lol thanks man. Really apprecitate it. umm sadly enough I went for like video production stuff kinda and I'm trying to get something in video editing....yeah my vids are not a good judgement of my skills lol.

[lazyhirofox]

how'd ur mom find out ur on u-tube dude

[NickelsAndCrimes]

oh my god! She's such a friggin sneak! And I just found out she told my whole neighborhood too!!! I have blackmail prepared if she keeps telling people. lol

[NietzscheNu]

5 *****

That's still good right? Or did you give the asterisk a new meaning?

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol yeah I feel like I'm tainting the asterisk now. Didn't mean it give such a negative meaning. Really wasn't fair for me to drag it into this situation lol

[NietzscheNu]

Tainted Asterisk, lol.

Were'nt they the opening act for Distraught Ampersand?

[coldblooded2008]

I'm so happy to see you! Definitely brightened my day :] I think the you'll do fine with the reading, just because I have faith! woot.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Yeah, well thank you for having faith in me lol. Even though I kinda screwed up during it... oh well

[Kristina0915]

hahahahahahahaha...

:D

:D

:D

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Glad you like it lol. Sorry it was so long though lol.

[thatotherguy2751]

hey jeff, nice video, i hope the reading and the apartment thing goes well

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thanks man! How you been anyways? Now I feel like your the one not on line lol. I'll keep my eye out lol.

[StrawberryRosebud]

i find it very hard to concentrate on what you're actually saying...haha so cute.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Sorry, is it my accent? I really should put subtitles below everything I say lol.

[moscowmasha]

Woo hoo Massachusetts.

Woo hoo Boston.

Woo hoo new video.

Woo hoo you.

Yeah, I'll stop now.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Woo hoo You! lol. Do you go on Stickam a lot? I'm thinking I'm gonna go on again soon but don't wanna be a loser and go on with no one to talk to lol

[moscowmasha]

I go on every once in a while, but for some reason people are rarely ever live.

I guess it's all about the timing...

I will probably attempt to not check the website for a little while because I really have to focus on schoolwork, but someday over the rainbow, I may once again appear there.

When were you planning to go on?

[rojomcgrath]

you are soo cute :)

[nvleo4what]

i know right

[rojomcgrath]

yeah hes so cute.I love his eyes and his accent is hot i like it.

[StrawberryRosebud]

accent? lol i guess i have the same one cause i don't recognize it.

[rojomcgrath]

im irish and its a nice american accent

[StrawberryRosebud]

ooh that makes sense. haha i feel stupid. :p

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Again, I've never heard anyone say they liked a Boston accent lol. It's like the most disgusting one there is lol. Oh well, maybe I'll lay it on a little thicker lol.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Hey I just saw you subscribed! Thanks so much! Really appreciate it

[NickelsAndCrimes]

why thank you lol. ;)

[lamintak]

African American Friday, that's awesome :)

How did the reading go?

Was that a Dwight bobblehead I saw? I love it!

It's funny that you measured your smile

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Umm the reading went ok. I kinda screwed up so I might make a follow up vid about it.

And YES that's a Dwight bobblehead!!! I also have a Dundie. Pretty Sweet lol

[salmakesvideos]

i tried leaving a comment on here earlier but for some reason it didn't go through. anyways thank jesus!!(LOL) for posting a new video!...finally. dude the turkey rum story is hilarious i would have loved to see those old geysers (i think i misspelled this word) faces as well. keep up the good work. change the title this video is not crappy.

keep em coming

-s.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Lol thanks man! Yeah I love how I say that I wouldn't call it "Crappy video" then totally do anyway lol. Oh well

OH! You IMed and I was a loser and apparently did not put up an away message. And no, I don't think you're an internet creepo lol. I'll IM you later. lol sorry to mislead lol.

[vanawesome]

hahaha. "african american friday" Luckily i wasn't in town for thanks giving. My mom does the same thing.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

lol yeah it pretty much hate it when she does it. She totally told my whole neighborhood too when she went to this party. I think I'll just start being really vulgar to scare them away lol

[LeaM87]

:] i'm happy you made a new movie

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Good, lol I'm happy you're happy. Thanks for watching it lol. Sorry it was lame.

[kraznadar]

oh man I SO feel your pain dude... living back at home is agony for the youtubing!

Jeez... I am so ashamed of myself for moving back home. BUT IT'S TEMPORARY!!!

LOL love the god poem too!

13 gods and 14 loves? Man... one of loves has no god. How sad...

[NickelsAndCrimes]

LOL! I Know! It sucks! It's good though, I got my apartment all lined up so I'm pretty pumped about that.

And I'm thinking I might just improve once I get up on the alter lol. Maybe just tell some really offensive jokes or something lol.

See ya Pat!

[mememolly]

i would listen to you talk forever and ever. about anything. cutest accent. zomgzz xo

[disneykid1]

a thumbed down your comment, molly.

i hope you thumb down mine.

<3

[lduk]

I gave your comment a thumbs down, I guess its my turn!

XD

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Wait, I just thumbs downed your one and it hid it. Son of a bitch lol

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Are you kidding me!?!? No one likes a Boston accent. NO ONE. A british accent on the other hand... that'll get you hot and heavy lol. Thanks Molly!

[lduk]

LMAO!!!! :O I will now remove all my videos and have nothing to do with you.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

yes you should be affraid... very affraid. lol. ... I was about to make a joke about COCKNEY accents but didn't want you to get the wrong impression lol. That would be taking the joke one step too far lol.

[disneykid1]

LOL. yay!! new vid!

a big, 4inch smile can be useful, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

zing!

*inappropriate.*

[NickelsAndCrimes]

I almost didn't put that part in specifically because I knew YOU would make some nasty comment. .... Perv. lol

[buzzybumblebree1981]

I think true subscribers should enjoy your crappy videos just as much as your fun ones!

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Why thank you lol. Hopefully there won's be a lot more like this though lol. Thanks for sticking it out

[buzzybumblebree1981]

I actually thought it was really funny, when you were laughing about the people at the drinks table I couldn't stop laughing. I hope we'll see some more videos from you soon.

[lazyhirofox]

good to see ya again lol 4 inch mouth, unsuscribing in 4,3,2,1

[NickelsAndCrimes]

NOOOOOOO!!! lol. yeah.. I didn't really think about how awful that sounded until I just heard it again lol.

[babushkabuddha]

HAHAHA! african american friday.

i enjoyed that video and i watched all 6 minutes and 54 seconds of it and your mouth is not wide. you are on the crack.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

lol well thank you for your patience and for setting me straight on my mouth lol.

[Nagakama]

LOL @ the face at 1:43 and the Dwight bobble head

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving too. Good luck at the wedding.

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Thank you lol! I'll need all the luck I can get lol. Dwight rules! Woo! lol