Poo Poo Humor

[nirvanahauck93]

haha i can only poop in my own place to!! xD and I'm a girl and i POOP! its nature haha

[mariahleona]

i miss the old mattg

[TheMelz77]

@mariahleona i like both mattg's :)

[donpazer]

Safe Toilet Syndrome.... LOL !

[Ampluvr7]

it's 2011. And I still watch this over and over again! I remember the day this came out!!!

[JadeFades]

"ooo, i gotta poop. look out, my bum-bum is full" XD

[snowconerangel]

HOWD HE KNOW I POOP!!!

[ilikefreewholeless]

Put toilet paper over your poop like your tucking it in for bed LMFAO

[AwesomeCherryKidz]

I am a girl and I POOP

[MrLuigiman1999]

HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW I POOP!?! O_O

[RockinRockstar98]

They cover it like the tucking it in a putting it to sleep. LOLOL

[samsungmartiHKM]

Best poop impersonation EVER

[CrazyRockr]

:P lol i fart like meh dad sometimes REALLY loudly! once i farted so loud it scared my dog and cat and they both went running XD

[SandOchGrus]

You should make more videos with poo talk :) :) :)

[djcoolstieveanna]

My gran has a clostermy bag...nnnnnnnooooooo

[flyinglemoncentral]

i suffer from safe toilet syndrome! and i'm a girl by the way. xD

[2sweet2thang2]

im a girl and i poop like a mad man....like 5 times a day xD

[trickyjuive]

can you please lick my arm

[paigeylalaa]

you fart and they stink. holy...LOL

[stivaro]

lol Nice job. I use Acoustica Mixcraft. Here's our toilet video. If you enjoy toilet humor and perfectly good popular songs being ruined...here ya go. lol /watch?v=_BGBwTlO23s

[hannah643215]

Im proud to say I fart and poop:D plus this video made me laugh so hard I cried! XD

[hailovee]

You poop, you poop, you poop. And i KNOW you poop.

[frostbyte2012]

U r the best at making funny videos

[MsMusiclover1212]

aww look out my bum bum is full haha love it

[tarablake1]

This was the first video I ever saw on Youtube.

I'M PROUD.

haha

[Deathtothebeliever]

hahaha dude i dont care what anyone says u are fuckn halarious and i wish i was as funny as u haha

[NormbrettaMod]

I heard Bush did Butthash...

[PooGirl123POO]

lol that is so funny and i love poos, i love doing it it's my favorite thing. i'm a girl and i love being a POO it's so good.

[hayleylouise001]

I am female and I am proud to say that I fart!

[tifalockheart823]

I lost control after the Bert thing xD

[kblurv4eva]

My computer just lagged and stopped the video at 4:21

I highly recommend stopping it at that time,

just because Matt looks absolutly hilarious.

[ENDLESSLYhesaid00]

omg, you just makes me wanna poop... kinda(:

public toilets just suck

[MrConman666]

you look well like shane dawson

[chrishorton2k8]

3:24

Nicely worded there sir

"Blew my cover"

This guy made me laugh and its good to know that other people realize the annoyances of needing to shit and fart

[JILLYYBEAAN]

seriously funniest video ive watched ever

[MissFredluva]

i was listening to this vid through my earphones an i was laughing my fkin ass off an mum was like wtff!

[supercharazard]

I USE ADIDAS BECAUSE I LIKE TO SMELL LIKE SPORTS, GRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM *cough* *cough*

Lawl

[ronx77]

i really hate you

[ladiiaaz]

if im in class and fat i look around if people are look at u weird you makea eww face and blame the kid next to u lol this is funni

[zbuff0116]

I laughed when i was drinking and the water went down the air hole. Fuck, that's annoying. Anyway that's funny.

[CurlyGirlxXD]

......isn't fart and poop the same?! O_ô

[lizziechig]

@CurlyGirlxXD not in the least.

[And1boi94]

u were covering up a fart at 4:45 haha i was paying attention to what you said

[gettingdrunk2]

one thing u suck you sound like semee street but m+ u suck grow up u dick

[emmap974]

your amazing, <3

[bkg360]

OMFG ALMOST PASSED OUT THIS IS SO FUNNY

[pikaneji]

i watched this video while i was eating

[TheSkullncrossbonez]

my big sister farted and almost killed me

[TheSkullncrossbonez]

now I have to crap :P

[Butteye01]

I damn near doubled up laffing. The only thing missing was a real poop vid of you with your butt blasting.

And it would be so funny to drop in on you at the moment where your butt lets go. BTW, after a few good blasts with other people watching, you wouldn't care who was watching.....

[ispAzaz]

i love poopingggggggggggg<3

[decipherRob]

lol one of my favs from you

[SharkFrenzyBlood]

you should have talked about the super long poops, like that never-ending lonngg strip of poop, it's like like PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[isingstuff123]

@SharkFrenzyBlood oh wow.........well u r right lol!!!!!! =) i loled when he saud lincon log poop lol=)

[kljaf]

haha dude are you from canada? or like northern u.s. or something? cuz you talk like my canadian friends :)

[rebut509]

humour not humor

[freaky09012]

roflmfao this is GREAT!!! hahahahahahaa

[Bethanyg123]

2:13 haha :L

[Bethanyg123]

This never gets old :D

[Bethanyg123]

This is mint! ROFL!

[MySaviorMyGod4ever98]

Like they're tucking it in for bed or something haha... but 3:26 - 3:51 is hilarious, BERRRRRRT lol hahaha. And: 'It's time for a very serious chat... Bout POOP!'  I lost it when i first saw this haha, awesome video :D

[TheTangyzizzle]

Boys are gross

[theEmocupcake101]

oh look out my bum bum is full rofl xD

[killaguyvideos]

you're gay, you wanna take it up the ass?

[bluburrypie120]

Its true I have stinky farts =D

[alflaka022]

i agree with you

[mezmazone]

Wow this is a smashing vid, keep it up (Y)

[TargouniusKILLER]

i dont wanna be a ''nerd'' buuut fart is bacteria poop I AM HOUSE POOPER ONLY TOO OK I PEE IN SCHOOL BUT I DAMN DONT POO IN PUBLIC TOILETS

[ditdude820]

whenever i fart in class no one notices even if its really fuckin loud

[Xxhethur75xX]

xD

LMAO i love this guy xP

[UKFX]

He's a copy and a fail in comparison to Charlie. (Charlie is so cool) That dude is a legend his stuff is original and hilarious.

[Xxhethur75xX]

ohhh,really?

oh, :[

well,i'll look that up ^-^

[taterbrains]

I wanna poop now

[jessIbb4]

There's this children's book called Everybody Poops. Read it.

[xxNameOnABulletxx]

I Boff my farts (:

[emobangs67]

This is my friend.

[xxscenecolaxx]

ROFL.. XD wow butt hash

[SUPEREVILXD]

wtf dude! issues!

[petwowzaz]

ur so funny, imagine having a dad who tests farts lol, it would be all: " So dude, whats ur dads job?"

"Oh, he's a docter" "Cool cool" "What bout u?"

"Well, he tests farts." "OMFG"

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!!

[rollacosta41]

thanks for making this vid considering i'm doing colon clean out next week.

[Burrble8]

I do thee same thing...fart and then make farting noises to cover up the evidence. xD

[rickc1945]

Someone actually told me that the Queen poops but I don't know for sure if she "passes wind"

[PeterTheChriss]

have someone tried the "drug" he is talking about :P ?

[MsMesss]

hahahahahahah funniest thing i heard all day i peeed my pants a little lol =)

[iloveyouayu]

EXPLOSIVE poop? you just described diarrhea. no thanks man, that shit burns! i like a nice smooth clean bowl movement myself.

[TheRadioactivellama]

i love this! always have. awesome

[Lululila67]

I think you need to get some sleep dude;)

[matts6887]

Man I couldnt help but lmao at this!!!..but I gotta admit some of it is probably at least a little true when ya think about it...

[VinceD41]

can you imagine being the man that tests farts and telling your family about your day at work haha

[lexieyoyoHI]

iloveyousomuch

[viveetranle]

hahaha the lady part was funny!

[anojansmart]

LOOL i couldnt stop laughing at this viid :D

[benjay79]

youd kill your nan to do a shit? twat

[taterbrains]

im actually pooping right now

[yavansgirl12]

you are a crappy binker

[LAVERY09]

you horrible cunt go fuck your mum then eat her shit you vile little boy!

[outforbl00d]

What a dip shit.

[Zeroxidy]

You pronouncing out and mouth is like struggling to take a poo.

[bellanjess]

"Like they're tucking it in to bed or something." LOLOL

[hubertboczar]

r u straight edge??

[Drainx275]

me too! WE THREE are the toilet syndrome buddies xD

[a1b2c3z44]

hey!! i have the ''seme toilet syndrome''!! and i love it!

[a1b2c3z44]

i also like my own farts... lol

they are my friends, i wont leave them.

[emochickcrystal]

I ARE A GIRL AND I GO POO POO EVERYDAY!!!!! :D lol hahahahahaha.... ur so hiiiiiiiiilareeeeeeeeeeeeeous :)

[Nov23rd1995]

Explosive Diahreha

[nemesisyume]

LOL so much truth here

[MsBrownies123]

ure creepy guy below

[IIxCaramlexII]

I aggree lol

[supernova464252]

@xosweethingonfire864 wtf are u mental or something or just reeeeaaaalllly desprite?

[Sylar482]

Dude I admire ure skills of being able to say this with a straight face. If that was me I would have been laughing on the floor while telling this!

[miagrace123]

Abootpoop.

[explosivehobo]

this sooo true

[mirandadobbe10]

Iam a girl and i POOP!

[Grungirl]

I love wasting my braincells watching these vids. MattG124's channel is the best stress release, especially when eating chocolate and drinking beer.

[efstratioufamily]

dude u rock dat is sick ! holy shit

man dat is kinda gay though

[samsjams27]

I ABSOLUTLY LOOOOOOVED THIS !

Hahahhahaha, grreeaaaattt.

[1993gandy]

i love the ending

[LRW96LIVE]

it may be imature but thats whats so funny about it. also an emo is someone who is sad, he dousnt look sad, also they hurt themselves, he isnt in pain, so yea, use the correct words

[mjfan1212]

dude you are really funnyer than shane dawson and everyone else ! YOU ARE MEGA FUNNY!!

[MEGHEADASAURAUS]

Emo isn't a dress style.

Emo's an emotion.

MattG is not emo.

Get your stereotypes right before you start judging someone.

:]

[TheLittleFaker]

how about no

you little monkey fart

[MySk8freak]

HAHA LOL (8

[NAstars4]

hes CANADIAN! vvv

[LIKEITWARRIAR]

i think given a few years....you will have a serious crack problem. Not even funny plus ur American...poor you

[MEGHEADASAURAUS]

He's Canadian. :D

[theonlyashabs]

i don't think you understand how amazing you are.

[Fozzy2Bum]

I wish you were dead

[PerceptionsOfMe]

Heck yes I poop out of my anus and I'm a freakin girl!! Farting is pretty awesome lol!! Love you MattG!

[charc02]

yay poopoo

[DilMil123]

dude ur cool

[trurice99]

sucks

[wertywertywerty4686]

dorky and awesome

[JemmaMuch]

HAHAH! :L

:)

[yodafan12]

Ok everyone who doesnt like MattG, FUck you. No one asked you to comment.

5/5 btw! :D

[celloangeli]

hmm GET A HAIRCUT AND FUCKIN GET RID OF THE FUCKING PEIRCEINGS

[arrrival]

brewing in your stomach? =0

[lynetterae32]

lol ur such a dork! i love u!! lol

[listentomebub]

ROFL

[blinkvirus]

... can tell how much he loves anal, he's taking about ass and how much he enjoys big things sliding out of it...

[floramilo]

my friend is pooping rite now,lol

[wertywertywerty4686]

actually funny

[thechawnerchums]

Ur 19 years old and ur talking about poop grow up although ur vid where ur freind cuts u in half is hilarious

[Yumyumtuna]

faggot

[mjkman212]

its like he was talking to me XD

[i4nh]

lmfao

[partysqua1000]

ur ugly

[dill578]

hilarious i can watch this a million times and still laugh

[gruesomexmeg]

i love mattg :D his poo&fart humor makes me & my boyfriend laugh so fucking hard we walk around saying BERTTTT all the time & butt hash lmao

[123PrincesG321]

yeah its like when guys say girls dont fart!! WE DO! everyone does!! WE just dont like 2 do it in public! we do but it is always quiet! lol

[alanator14]

EMO, anyone who likes this shit is clearly also an emo. EMOS SUK EMOS SUK EMOS SUK EMOS SUK EMOS SUK EMOS SUK EMOS SUK

[H0NEYSUCKLEx]

lol, then why you watching ?

[alanator14]

man ur a poo, not funny at all we dont care about ur poop issues, keep em to urself emo poo face, anyone who thinks this vid is the slightest bit funny can take it up with me eh... cmon

[mrkingofskills10]

fnny bt very true all the time i go to poop in my school when i open the door i'm splattered in poo and some people use it as a bin WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[JigsawJ7]

Jigsaw d is a ritard for copying my name!!!

[zachery1123]

this was awsome "if your grandmother got in the way of you and the bathroom you would kill her" lol you rock mattg im subscribing!

[danny899]

every word that just came out of his mouth is true

[juhku1995]

this sucks!

[laylabitch1]

i poop :]

[andreahhrealmonsters]

I love you. haha.

[ABBA1558]

Anyone Seen the new video

I've Got Diarrea

I crapped my pants out of laughing.

[kelliebabalicious]

FUNNY, duuudeeee! havee youu inhailed your own poop gases before? Lol! pmsl! so funny ;P

[plasticintolerant]

LOL

i couldnt stop laughing in this

'the anus must have been this big....."

[13mark31]

i dont poop... i sh*t

[Nathan920]

you remind me of Tom Greene

[50hockey]

wow u guys are all imature if u think that that dumb ass is funny what are u fricken 9 years old GROW UP

[imafireinmalasa]

stop being such a fag, what are you 30 years old?

[bwmblakesnake]

i dont poop jk

[deithy12]

Your full of shit! Haha! x No, only kidding, not one of your best videos tbh, but funny still!

[siarneey]

IM ADDICTED TO BUTT HASH DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO STOP! :s

[Nathan920]

yeah, heres what you do, you make a vow to not poop ever again, until the endorphins in your head do not control you

[dill578]

hilarious i like the little beat in the backround poop!!!

[BananaBerry166]

here's a nice story for you children: my bro and dad went to mcdonalds and in the restroom was a crap the size of my dads arm which is HUUUGE! lolz &gross

[BrownBagSpecial33]

speaking of poop you smell like shit thanks

[Stuffzombie]

Lol, im going to poop in a canadian stall just for you matt