Orks Space Marines & Chaos VS Tau Tyranids & Orks Battle Report (Apocalypse) Part 1

[mastercrafter900]

@miniwargaming what was that alarm

[JxkezMoDz]

ur an idiot and bet he has more friends then u

[JxkezMoDz]

ur the best the best

[Kasowaree]

@indendunklenschatten Idiots. Stop wasting your time and get friends.

[CHEESYHEAD684]

Does anyone know where the miniwargaming shop is? I'd love to drop by and meet the guys.

[soppingwetpussyhead4]

@kingensai so so true m8, i've done quite a few of those hobbies and in the long run and generally they take up as much money as this hobby does, such a better hobby

[articulategrunt1]

You know as entertaining as it is I get a little tired of Dave in basically every video they are in ignoring anything the Tau do, he does not even take the time to bother laughing at them if they did nothing and missed completely in most vids. I know he does not like them but it makes it look as though there is a basic level of professionalism lost.

[PeterGriffano]

me and my freind kicked ass togother althou he is space marines and i am chaos spacemarines and we had 750pts each vs 1500 pts of orks against a member of staff at the gamesworkshop in Stirling but it was conlcuded a draw but our opponent said me and my freind would have won :) p.s i was the best there :P

[rpgboione]

@BeTheBe5t

Go to their website or email them! Matt actually talked about new job openings :)

[Stretchball]

Why do they have so many damn dice?

[BeTheBe5t]

@Stretchball its a 4500 point game, theyre going to need them :D

[spectra747]

@samsonengert1000 like yorr muma

[jewel123ify]

warhammer 40k wont let me quite i try to quite maby try warmachine but as soon as i read a 40k book im like dam i gotta get back into this

[codhater231]

mini wargaming you are epic

[scionofsanguinius]

best apocalypse tactic i believe deploy big things and let smaller things come in from reserve

[scionofsanguinius]

it is taped together using mars pattern sticky tape so it is ok

[ast1999WtF]

joe and dave r awesome

[minotar85]

Damit I wish people around here played warhammer not warmachine!

[cogwheel756]

Love the intro

"Yeah it's kinda weird"

[turrel01]

quote from my wife : baneblade = win button I love my nerdy wife :P

[oXWhiteScarsXo]

@indendunklenschatten Sorry I got money to waste and you don't ya douche. In my case having money to spend or as you put it "waste" is do in part to me having a great job. Sorry you don't have that beacuse your a giant waste of DNA. And the hobby has codex's, rule books, and novels so yea ... I also read ! ... Yeah just go screw off kid and sorry the best part of you went down the back of your mothers leg.

[bludgerable]

you know what would be awesome in warhammer 40k? you have your normal battlefield, NUT beside it you have a table and on it is a simulation of the battle, guns firing, hitting as they hit on the real battlefield, explosions, speech galore!

[theminecasts]

orks? working with space marines? AND CHAOS??? ...... HHHEEERRREESSSYYY *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

[maniacmarcus1]

we got all these guys!!.... and joe

[NecronianAwesomeness]

Where are the necrons? lol always need necrons in an apocalypse!

[ThakoManic]

allso in such a game i woulda just gone with 2 of the 750 Walkers as SM Just coz of the super weapons. Honestly bring Apocolypse units in a APoc game!

[ThakoManic]

personaly just bet an hour you want to see where they deploy stuff and go second to steal objectives later on.

[PenisWurst030]

0:53 "he defiled the defiler" rooffllmaaaoo with his face, hilarious!

[saintdane05]

Taped truck FTW!!!

[chuckylikepaintball]

they baserkers got multi assualted tee hee

[golego21]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UCK!!!!:) yes, im obnoxious 

[foolish42088]

I love watching these games, I only play the video games of war hamme 40k, cuz i dont think I could learn how to play this, It looks very hard and alot to rember. Plus in my 23 years of life I never met a person who plays this game.

[DeadStupidFilms]

@foolish42088 this is an apocalypse battle, they are usually pretty confusing. New players should always start with smaller games. While it does seem like it is very confusing, after you play a few games you definately get the hang of it. As for people who play the game, visit your nearest Games Workshop, it will usually be filled with players, plus getting into 40k with a few friends is a good idea because you can learn together.

[rocky2694]

music scared me at 7:30

[Lightman0359]

My record Apocalypse deployment was 3300pts in less than 1 minute: Dark Eldar Splinter Raid with Webway Portal and Screeming Jet Deepstriking Ravager Titan-Hunters. Nothing on the board for my opponent to counter with deployment all landed in his deployment Zone. 3 Raiders and Reaver Squad Turn 1, Titan Hunters Deepstrike Turn 2, Webway Strike Turn 3

[Lightman0359]

The Marines are freshly minted Red Corsairs [so fresh they still follow Codex Astartes] and the Orks are being manipulated by the Demon Prince [Like in Dawn of War Winter Assault] into attacking a Tau stronghold. Enraged by their inferior cousins [and scrappin for a Waaagh!!!!] the other Orks join the fray. Unknown by any in the battle, the Tau were actuallu infiltrated by a Genestealer cult which calls down the Hive Fleet to feed...

[Zhucci]

Why are you trying to hide the link in the description with tinyurl?

[TheNecronLord666]

What an odd alliance. nobody tell the emporor about this...

[freddieutube1]

Space marines and chaos together! You should do a battle between any chaos remnants and space marine remnants

[GuidoNijhof1]

2 min we're already over becaus your team was fighting for a place

[caiptnxawesome]

I played a apoc game a couple days ago and brought in some dark eldar, Those poor poor imperial gaurd players and deathwing terminators never knew what hit them, since I used the asset which lets you come on any board edge... lets just say 9 incubi and Vect took out around 20 termies and 10 death company...

[Keahlii]

@caiptnxawesome voertex can solve what you have :) big role for me

[MrOctopus285]

dave squared?

[BlankoPie]

Shit i wish i knew these guys

[theirishnation2k10]

I'd pull back the foot troops (sorry to many to remember names) into the buildings

And use the vehicles

To block of the roads while

Back up with small groups of

Men but concentate alot of troops on the 3 crossings

[SuperJohnthebomb]

Hey whoever has the chaos marines can u plz tell me your army list plz?

[Lootaful]

@8BEHEMOTH8 16

[WW2fanhere47]

@indendunklenschatten fuck off i bought some you gonna arrest me fucker

[umantisv]

What happened to Fireman Tim?

Why don't we see him anymore?

[kingensai]

@indendunklenschatten So what does your hobby give you?

[kingensai]

@indendunklenschatten This hobby takes up just as much money, if not less, as other hobbies out there. Shooting as a hobby takes up a huge amount of money. So does Video Games. So does fishing, airsofting, gardening, reading, craftsmanship, some sports, drugs, and other such hobbies.

This is a great hobby to get into as it opens your world up to face-to-face interaction with other people and gives you pride in your craftsmanship.

[cogwheel756]

@kingensai Love that you called drugs a hobbie

[kingensai]

@cogwheel756 Hah. Honestly, I don't see much of a difference. They're addicted and need more and more to satisfy their desire. We're addicted to the plastic crack and want more and more, don't we? At least I do...

[brenniboy2]

@kingensai

this is also a great hobby because

u can try to roll with 25 dice at once :D

[spectra747]

@kingensai shooting can involve face to face interaction

[arktheball]

@kingensai plus its fun as bowls XD

[oscar1119]

How is it going Tim :D :D

4:54

[MajorLeagueDoorKickr]

@indendunklenschatten nerds implies higher level intelligence and reading a book increases this as well....also, why did you look this up? Just to antagonize people and make yourself look like an ass? well congrats, you did it.

[anon634]

@indendunklenschatten LOL AGREED

[ThePurplePain]

@indendunklenschatten diese videos sind nicht dazu da deine agressionen auf gw und mwg in kommentaren abzubauen. du könntest genauso ein buch lesen anstatt hier unnötige kommentare zu posten.

[hazedude1233]

GAMESWORKSHOP SHOULD MAKE AFFORDABLE TITANS!!!!!!!! other than the Forge world stuff thats like 600$

[AbokaseeTheTroll]

@indendunklenschatten /looks at codex and other rulebooks/

Yeah I do alot of reading to.

[kamkazekid]

previous post

oops soz shock attack gun

[merkonerko2]

isn't tha blitz dude from one of the Joe on the road videos? :O

[kamkazekid]

funny story about a ork zapp gun, he fired it at a bio-titan but ended up transporting himself into combat with it.

[seitenshow]

We're gonna need a bigger terrain board.

[haloODST100]

how can a hive tyrand imoblize a land raider. a tyrants strangth 6.

[SgtShinobi]

@haloODST100 A Hive Tyrant is a Monstrous Creature. They get 2d6 when rolling for penetration.

[blackwolf9710]

does joe look differnt

[Torrade2010]

ROFL AT OPENING XD!

[KingZolem]

@Torrade2010 YEAH ITS KINDA WIERD!

[naruto12d]

how old is lota he looks 15?

[therockbottom4561]

i play tau



[gazgul]

i wanna see some of the forgeworld ork stuff played like the lifta droppa or grot bomb

[Phil51094]

im playing a apoc game this saturday sown my local GW store with my 2000 points of mechanized eldar gunna be great :)

[CxR2262]

"I will kill him after, don't worry."

[daniel11111112]

chaos marines: yeah we'll help youin battle but (under breath) kill you after (back to normal) and be your (sarcasmn) freinds.....

space marines: ok then :D

[stefanoGFsiciliano]

Go Tyranids!

[kaiburn123]

mint 45000 i cant even get tem points lol you rock the tau army was painted so good

i would give my life to paint like that

[lyokoBSTN]

@kaiburn123 you miss heard i think lol

it's not 45000

he said fourty five hundred

meaning

4500

[stawowczyk]

Nids are pretty dam awsome I just painted a fex it took two days like 10 hours and it's amazing imma post a vid on it soon

[legokid65]

In war hammer do you need certan colors to paint your guys? i got some and want to know what to do

[elvism902]

antone know what army list dave haves

[teehee23able]

@TauCammander eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! u rofled your self!!!

[teehee23able]

go orks (me waving an ork banner)

[NewCaleBlue]

is there room in the club i would like to start up 40k

[Midnight6405]

what would a better team be Orks or Tryanid, im liking the Nid's a lot and ppl say i should go with Nid's

[Billythekid256]

@Midnight6405 then play nids if u like them

[Midnight6405]

@Billythekid256 i do play Nids :) :)

[LtTrenz]

nom nom nom nom nom lol

[teehee23able]

@LtTrenz nom nom nom nom

[evilskills]

ok so iam wondering what second army i should play because i am playing tyranids now but i am wondering on starting a grey knight army but i am not sure so can anyone please help me

[boredomdisease]

i have yet to start an army at all but my bifdays comin and ill get most stuff than only got like 10 termagaunts lol i love tyranids but im starting wit space marines and orks from assault on black reach but yay lol

[agarside1000]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[merkonerko2]

TAU TAU TAU TAU TAU TAU TAU TAU TAU!

[teehee23able]

@merkonerko2 so ur with my brother he luvs taus!!!

[dmorecult]

God, how I like it. BUT WHEN I still can play like.

AH, GOOD WORK DAVE. BY TERRA!

[CaptCamping]

How much time a game like this lasts? I mean, the place is opened for 24 hours? Im new to the hobby and my 500 pts games lasts up to 2 hours.

[Asken96]

chaos and space marine,,,,,, that don't works... at all.

[RuRuRuRufus]

Warhammer looks expensive, and very time consuming. But damn does it look fun.

[Toturialsandgameplay]

What is apocalypse game soz i'm a newbie :)

[hutchy1k94]

Games with multiple people who have about 2000 points each.

Usually 4 people meaning 8000 points on the table at once. =]

[xJazzDawg]

oiley forehead...

[tomtizzle]

how long have your ork tanks been like that, agggggggggggggggggesssssssssss­ss

its ok i have a big mek that still in its box lol

[jpbailey500]

it needs to be wider

[SadhuSatana666]

Epic song at the end.

What is it?

[REAPER3382]

gunna try and get a marine army started. 4 squads of termies. 1 pred ahnnialater 19 marines 1 command squad

[freespeech4u2]

@REAPER3382

that is way to many terminators! just speaking from experience. you will be so outnumbered by every army you meet you will never be able to hold onto your objectives

[JoltenJoetaco]

@freespeech4u2 have you ever seen a terminator list? Frankly yo've got to be geared to beat them in anhillation and all they have to do is contest your objectives to pull out a tie and win on KP's

[REAPER3382]

LOL i know right? well m aby 2 squads of chaos termiantors and about maby 25 or 30 chaos marines. and a termi cap

[KOAHUNT3R]

Never played an apoc game before, but they look so cool

[teehee23able]

@KOAHUNT3R they are

[evilskills]

@KOAHUNT3R when i get a second army togheter i am gonna play a apocalypse game :D

[Joepaddockvs300]

@KOAHUNT3R ive played 2 there epic in the games workshop stores when they happen

[GAWproductions]

Funny how I don't even play Warhammer anymore.. but I still watch your videos..

Enjoyable.

[qwertyboyo]

@GAWproductions you've shamed us all!

[GAWproductions]

Well, I still enjoy Warhammer and these videos. Just no money for it :)

[ShreksterZ]

nice vid :D

was just wondering can blood angels have land raiders? i just think they look awesome want in my army!!! :D

[Elliot9UK]

yeah i think they can

[CtHuIHuSpAwN]

@ShreksterZ if their a space marine army and you can afford one then use it like a mother fucker

[screwmanx]

Yes, of course they can =)

[wightknight121]

use a nuke

i know there is no nukes

[LearnMeHowWarhammer]

@wightknight121 ya there is a nuke, its the deathstrike in the imperial guard codex lol

[OscarCraft]

I think the Imperial Guards has something like a nuke, although it's just a massive missile that they fire, it still sort of works as a nuke.

[ahhhh01]

i dont remember hearing any objectives

[zippo360]

Man I really need to learn to play! Also need to get more Guardmen :(

[Xenomorph237]

@zippo360 me too recently I kinda got the basics done and it is pretty good system, since age 7 i had 40k now 17 i learned.

[PilgortheMighty]

Its fun to watch things you don't understand.

[lynndabomb]

Blood for the Blood God!

[roman11777]

what are "points" with minitures? sorry i never used any of minitures in my life so i am clueless.

[Hickk567]

@roman11777 its all to do with army building. You get a set limit of points e.g. 1500 points. Every miniatures takes points away from this limit until you reach zero at which your army is done. For example a necron warrior is 18 points so thats 18 points taken up of your 1500.

Hoped this helped :)

[ripjohnnyc]

how much does it cost to get into this isht?

[RepublicCustoms]

hey, you're playing on Alkatron!

[Crocketman1990]

Tht's the Blood axes for you = )

[Th3Lict0r]

the tyranids will prevail!!!

[Th3Lict0r]

because their retarded and kill them selvs first...good plan...(scarcasm)

[phatmonk6195]

i know most of them from the forums!

[MKFatalityGh3Speed]

What about as many infantry units as possible but its every man for himself, so like a massive moshpit :D

[Wanzerman123]

you can't beat Dave, he has DEFFY!

[space197]

just imagine if that battle was a free for all, that would be so awsome and mad

[jordan1199war]

orks will win

[PATHOFSAIMHANN]

loota?

[ThaJohansson]

hahaha, I laught my ass off, when he said

''Orks, Tyranids & Tau VS Orks, Space Marinse & Chaos Space Marines.

Yeah it's kinda wierd'' xD

[Battleschnodder]

orks just cannot lose!

[lxXAxisXxl]

this is awesome i say keep doing this!!!!

You guys should maybe have a live battlereport sometime on USTREAM it would be pretty cool : )

[jamespellis2]

what about people in other countries?

[lxXAxisXxl]

what do u mean lol

[jamespellis2]

@lxXAxisXxl didn't really explain, different timezones and all that

[lxXAxisXxl]

@jamespellis2 oh, well i just thought of it because people like jawaballs and fritz have been doing it before and it worked fine even with different time zones

[Clawlessic]

I like these battles :)

[zillalover111]

the word awsomeness would be meaningless without you guys! Awsome battle and armies!

[willem01]

Scott Shelby....,

is the killer!!

: /

[ProWmW]

AWESOME! you guys rock

[REAPER3382]

imperial guard? where is the imperial guard? would you kindly put up some kasrkin squads up for painting or a battle featuring them? please

[Astador1986]

apocalypse is awsome

[darksamari123]

i like the music really sets the tone

[supremer2punkt0]

Omg ncie battle but , unpainted figs... come on ... looks like shit ... sorry

[DarkApostleMatt]

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

[1hermans1]

For the Emperor! Oh... And, ehhhh... Death to the false Emperor! Eh... Waagh?

[Laatsch]

"How's it going, Tim?" xDD

[EWGFus3r]

hey Joe really cut the mohawk and is growing a wolverine hair and beard!

awesome :D

[Keurosaur]

Tyranids better win this time!

[dozebooze]

Yea!! CIRCA

[Number1GamerAsh]

lol same one falkner blitz recoded for his channel awesomeness !

[Jerails]

'Nids represent!

[peyo001]

BOOO HIIIISSSS

Unpainted Orks!!

It's time to paint them Joe....

[keepingpear]

hi MWG are you guys still playing,

magic the gathering, if so more vids on it

maybe some of your decks or games that would cool

[gunslinger107]

Go Tyranids!

[kartoffelnpommesgut]

There'll be a second part I like to suppose?

[SmalB01Skitles]

more bat'le reports plz!!!, P.S u guyz are da best, Waaaaagh!