Drunk Russian Driver

[berten128]

he's on drugs his eyes width open jewing movements of his head

[HellishRay]

he is acting like he is on xtc.. the wierd mounth moves...... seen that a million times

[777elicious]

it nicko from gta 4 lol

[Godhand156]

oppaaaaaaa

[mmarinamiro]

justin timberlake music in the background

[yurivasilvitsky]

ni huya cebe!!!!!!!



[TheVanjjja]

cant stop watching :)

[bourquechris]

I'm glad the Russian police seem to have such a sense of humour. Where I'm from, they just throw your ass in jail....

[gitarist851]

парам пам пам !

[PromokashkaSP]

GBH

[sharamkaram]

@PromokashkaSP no

[PromokashkaSP]

@sharamkaram No what? )))

[McPavlinov]

Once me and my frien drunk too much....i don't remeber how but i woke up in a cage...militia put me there. I was quite enough so they letted me leave the cage.....but my friend was still too drunk and agressive so he was gnawing the iron sticks of the cage...whil militia was making a video of that. The were laughing so hard...i mean they actually like to have fun from different retards.

[Haemoglobinmann]

I wonder what he sees

[Haemoglobinmann]

in case you didn't know, "ni huya sebe" means what the f*ck. and "param-pam-pam" means param-pam-pam

[Dimk0s]

wow

pa-ra-m-pam-pam

fucking myself

[polg0003]

oh my god, that is too funny

[LAZHA1991]

 НИ ХУЯ СЕБЕ!

[NikGrek25]

LOL NO DRINK xDDDDDDDDDDd

This Russian Drugs!

[philstylez]

In Soviet Russia, Drugs Do You!!!

[agrowthnerd]

just how FUCKED UP do you have to be to have a Russian cop pull you over... i need to party with that man

[BTVRF]

PARAM PAM PAM

[bwj123859]

That's cocaine not alcohol. Damn he is fucked up.

[sebaz1982]

@bwj123859 dont talk shit. thats not cocaine. rather lsd,xtc. you every did cocaine? thought so. 

[Geser2008]

думаю, чудак не пьяный, а под кайфом. Но видео просто... и смех, и грех в одном флаконе.

[Yuron99]

I watch this video every time when i feel sad. Amazing!

[david292978]

gotta love russian popos

[Pilgrin2001]

Look at his face, he also take drugs. I think its kokain!

[david292978]

@Pilgrin2001 you know shit about drugs man, hes no where close to being on cocaine. hes on ghb

[selious04]

wow America really is the prophesied Babylon in the Bible. He's listening to American Justin Timberlake, America is the one nation that influenced all nations and has accepted the most immigrants:

"Babylon [AMERICA] the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils... merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies."-Revelation 18:2

America is fallen because it is no longer a Christian nation. Russia, Nicaragua, & others will nuke America soon

[SexxyRussian1]

AND THIS GUY IS HIGH ON WEED BTW...THEY SAY IT ON THE VIDEO...BUTERAT!!!!

[SexxyRussian1]

BARAM.PAM PAM HAHAHAHA.....NE XUYA SEBE!!!

[inkupaator]

the militians just laughing at the man... well thats just russia for you. fucked up state

[vixvis]

@inkupaator ye but the job gets done...........surprisingly

[InfantryFodder93]

Hes on speed or something you can tell by his jaw movements :P

[zivziv100]

he is not drunk,, he is on GHB

[david292978]

@zivziv100 thank you for clarifying, theres morons here that think he did a few lines

[OSMOOLEE]

russian guys are hot....especially there accent.....

[discocreator76]

@OSMOOLEE

their

[Zubilist]

That "nihuya sebe" more sounds like rhetorically surprised "WHAT THE FUCK...".

He's on Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid(see wiki for this). Most popular in suburbs of St. Petersburg. Very cheap and destructive shit.

See also "Эдик Бабушка" on youtube, same shit. It's for sure.

[hacky2311]

Turisas - Rasputin:

Thoose damn russians...

[m0latr0x]

lol

he is not drunk, for sure bitches

maybe xtc or crystal meth

[Super88Dimka]

BALABABAM xD

[Paul1984kwon]

Param pam pam...brrrrrrrr Nihuja sebe... eto nechto:))) Smeshno konechno,no s drugoj storony...takih nelzya z a rul....:)

[russiapatriot1]

опа!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aussiexlguy]

Is this their President ? LOL

[Bullet4True]

@aussiexlguy australian humor?

[russiapatriot1]

@Bullet4True no-australian brain

[1990Zenit1990]

der ist nicht besoffen der hat neue art von drogen genommen was flüssig ist und mit cola mischen kannst

[maemaisagat]

He s seeing sounds and hearing colours :)))))))

[zuj1984]

gaaa!!! nihuja sebe!!! that shit is funny. he s not drunk he s OPPA--on drugs, barbitura.

[igorevich23]

опа!

[ixonixas]

hes totaly on something :DDDD OMG ~~~OPA~~~ :DD

[needvorspeed2]

thats no drunk thats drugs

[MrSKINFLICK]

There´s also a video here on You Tube called Drunk Russian Police. LOL

[Indoom11782]

Бутир - это не есть полезно!

[MrSKINFLICK]

He is so ultimately sexy

that I would love to fuck him right at the spot.

Drunk?

Looks like something else

or combined........lol

[Indoom11782]

@MrSKINFLICK He fuck you very quickly!

[m0latr0x]

XTC

[TheArZal]

NOT DRUNK! IDIOT, IT IS BUTIRAT JUNKIE.

[DonSalieriHBF]

but he got an nice time on ex in jail for some houres after then not really :--)

[Filmer1eX]

Cops taking video to youtube, only in russia. Also cops playing cs only in russia :D

[zain4242]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[fuckthesnitch]

ecstasy

[HN2BiBi]

NI HUJAAA SEBBBEJJJJJJJ xD he speaks it like a tscheschene

[LubovMusika5]

This guy is a genius: DD Ni chuja Cebe :PPP

[20lambertplz]

He's not drunk, hes blew to bits on ecstasy or something lol

[RUSSIANAKPC]

he isn´t drunk, he is under DRUGS!! i know this video....

[siltopian7]

@RUSSIANAKPC

yeah he is under drugs cause hes drunk

alcohol-a drug too

[RUSSIANAKPC]

@siltopian7 hehe of course you are right ;) but i don´t mean alcohol, he is under butirat, thats a very strong painkiller, given mostly to pregnant women. this video is very famous in russia and under russians so i know that ;)

[bl8bl]

"Ни хуя себе.... Ни хуя себе.... Опа!" (Неизвестный русский водитель)

[nilovroman]

that's some unprofessional coppers!

[nilovroman]

-so your alcohol level is completely 0?

-fucking eh!

lulz :)

[Omid45]

what's "hoba" or something.

[TheGreenDuck3000]

its opa.... and its just like a sound like "wow"

[Romariog1980]

he's not drunk.He's high on GHB.

He's so high,he can't believe it himself how high he is and just keeps repeating something like "HOLY SHIT!"And the cops that pulled him over just laughing at him.That's in Russia.

[scasey1223]

LOL at Justin Timberlake in the background

[theod127]

ni hujasibe :D::D:D opppaa!

[jimmyshitbags]

1 way ticket to gurnsey

[TiredRussian]

бутирата мало для такого эффекта,полюбому водила еще и алкоголь употреблял.

[haimaphil]

@TiredRussian Да он много бутирата употребляет

[kainama83]

this guy drunk? he is tripping from xtc pills ...mdna

[redl1ghtdistrikt]

fo so TRIPPIINNNNN

[Foxorisor89]

waht means NE XUYA CEBE!

[aagolubev]

Something like FUCKING FUCK!

[Super88Dimka]

@Foxorisor89 "ho fuck i cant believe" something like that (:

[blastun]

that guy is rolling ,not drunk .

[drunkgoose420]

NE XUYA CEBE!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[krischis]

This dude on drugs right.....

[only5sing]

NE XUYA CEBE @

[AlexxAXe]

GBL + MDMA

Very characteristic effects

[Nguli34689]

Did he say : "Zhopa"? On duraka valayet.

[sobgaz]

butirate

[hjdsbbsjk]

also look at his mouth, it moves all time, that happens when u take MDMA:D

[hjdsbbsjk]

this guy is on MDMA :D look at jis pupils :D

[infiltr80r]

Obviously a drug, alcohol slows the reaction time and speech as well - he is speaking fast and the reaction time is fine, the thing he does with his face also means its effecting the nervous system differently compared to alcohol.

[mkrsk]

He actually didn't seem that bad.

[LeoMACHOnidas]

ни хуя себе...xDDDDD

[ZHTVA]

да он под бутиратом

[graphicuk]

Proper Gurning lol!!!

[msuperstarofficial]

He was not drunk. He is a drug and said that he was well.

Sorry, my english is bad.

[Su1c1d3S]

He`s on GHB.

[Su1c1d3S]

It means "no shit" in english.

[array87]

well ...typical russian

[andreyRUS17]

he is not drunk

[Trendywun]

Crazy eyes!

[mirgavno]

oxybutirat

[14634579]

чувак жот ваще)))))

[DonSalieriHBF]

he got an nice trip on exstasy :--)

[Sveta]

NE XYA SEBE XAXAXAXA!!!! on paxoze na Pontiytsa malo na rysskavo!

[chelyabinec174]

шалфей жжот ! )))

[32167]

It not the drunk. It the addict oxybutirat.

[QueSeraSera23]

LOLOLOLOLO

[Frankkkfurt385]

He looks like he's on pills, not alcohol.

[oposssum]

it is not alcohol, it is oxybutirat substance used for anesthesia

[CaughtSomeMahogany]

wtf is he on, a horse tranquilizer of some sort?

[DonSalieriHBF]

it must called man on ecstasy driver :-) nichuijasiber smiles

[SandraTheHot]

nihuya sebe!!!

[feniksslv]

Hundred times more funny when you understand russian!

[QueSeraSera23]

What is he saying? lol

[feniksslv]

It's hard to find apropiate translation. Maybe some native russian speaker with good english skills will translate this nihuja sebe :D

[studiocollibri]

its moore like.."its not your business""

[haimaphil]

@feniksslv it means "what a fuck!?" which implies that he is astonished or high

[CaughtSomeMahogany]

hahaa

[hooi7]

ni huia!!

[Stravincy]

hmm drunk? rather xtc, or xtc + something else...

[Korgoth264]

Он не под алкоголем.Он под наркотиком.

[clitomaniac]

Look at this stupid Russian face... all idiots and bastards !

[ebanutsyamojno]

american idiots, пошли на хуй

[IRTEHLEETOKNPBB]

hes not drunk you idiots , hes on drugs... cant you see hes eyes? the way he looks the way he moves...

i saw this guy on the news hes on drug called (buterat) its a drug which is given to the pregnant woman's when they having (duno how they called.) well the point is , that hes on drugs not on alcohol.

[xkofein]

EtOH (alcohol) is a drug though. He's not showing any bruxism - jaw clenching. Maybe its a deliriant/hallucinogen of some kind like dextromethomorphan (cough suppressant).

[hooi7]

birth controlling pills?

[poosnip]

All he has to do is give them 20 DOllars and they will let him go. But they will first have a drink with him though!

[PsychedelicGuru]

its not 90-95s you are bit oudated

[poosnip]

What $30. Inflation!?

[PsychedelicGuru]

1k or 2k , and so maybe dont work , well its depens or region. 30 dollars is nothing , cmon

[poosnip]

I am not going to Russia anytime soon. That is very expensive for one Cop!!!! In fact I am applying to be police man in expensive region in Russia now!!! Good money $1k - 2k to collect a bribe.

[PsychedelicGuru]

just carefull Putin will watch you. he figth againt coruption very well :)

[poosnip]

NO he is not. If cops want $1000 Putin is taking $3million, but this is same as European and American politicians too. Maybe one day Gorbachef comes back. I hope for that day! or maybe Gaida! I hope

[PsychedelicGuru]

yeah u made a good point :)

[poosnip]

You russian?  Me Nigerian

[gahdbayoo]

to napewno ametamina co tak face mu wykreca

[Alexbikerr]

Так и от смеха помереть можно... :))

[maxflyingcowboy]

he's not drunk, he's on drugs for sure

[Stentor7]

Жопа Или Хопа?

[Stentor7]

Не Хуя Цебя?

[BiBoooB990]

ni hu ja sibe :)))

[911gt333]

popal !!!

[crowdcor225]

Dosen't surprise me...

[sosna00]

he says "ne hooya seebe" it means

what the fuck

[sosna00]

he is on drugs - not Drunk

[BigAcKid]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ne hoeja sebe ! hahahha:d opa ! :d

[SsuperSstoners]

lmfao this is the funniest

[Karmelitaxo]

LMFAO, drugs not drinks

[Shvabroid12345]

He is not drunk! He is under drugs...

Бутират. Butyrate(don`t know exactly how it in english).

[snake19980000]

X T C !!!!! or wtf??

[kudoks]

Нихуя себе!!!!!!!!!Ha-ha--ha-ha!!Opa­!Ha-ha-ha!

He simply had a drink too much.Could not speak even.

[tbcyun]

I WISH THEY WOULD LET THE METH HEAD GO

.

[billfhill]

do you know if the police Russian did this video? so stranger, so much critical. this is Rubbish

[melzarrr]

ne huja sebe

[iejfnvzmakqo]

This man use a drug

[Hals]

He hasn't (only) been drinking, look at the boy chewing like crazy

[Boppaloppagus]

you know what happens to russians, when they come to the USA and begin to talk about hating america? Do you know what happens? They get hurt...

[pimpinisanart]

They also fuck wimpy american like you in the ass with a baseball bat for talking shit.

[HotSlavic]

Boppaloppagus u dumbass i live in usa and i'm Russian from Moldova and guess wut i've seen plenty of americans get jumped and get their asses beat by russians. Haven't seen any americans do the same to russians. u know y? they pussy and can't fight. Russians born to fight thats y i beat russian haters like u all the time with my friends, if i saw u on the street i'd brake ur jaw and then remove ur head from ur body. u dumbass u think ur so tough on youtube. Я убью сука!!!

[lildwell]

The key word is jump. Meaning to gang up on somebody.

[HotSlavic]

if u ever have an advantage over someone, U USE IT! if somebody is tall and he's fighting somebody short he isn't gonna fight on his knees to make the fight even, he's going to use everything he can to beat the shit out of that person, plus jumping somebody with my friends and cousins builds a stronger bond between us, and it gives u a lot to talk about when u got nothen to do, also its a stress reliever and a good workout for ur body. lol. oh and i almost forgot, its fun!