Kenner Stretch X Ray Commercial Armstrong

[crazymat69]

kids arent gonna say internal support systems...

[MrFigureinsider]

I will be doing a review of a Stretch X-Ray complete, and also a Stretch Monster. Check it out on our YouTube page soon.

[VH5150MetallicaFan]

Does anyone have a Stretch X-Ray for sale? please send me a message,I am looking to purchase one.

[spadehatesscrewtube]

stretch armstrong was better.

[stecumoo]

where could i buy one of these?

[Earych]

Wow! Didnt know they had a transparent one. I had Armstrong and Beast so a transparent one would have been awesome.

[MrMusicisMYthing]

theres his internal support system, FAROUT

[Bertisevil666]

Think i got hit in the face with one of these in 3rd grade

[jrb822]

far out.

[alisaele1]

@somebutthead vac man owns them all

[feckingbillgates]

Game play completely over within 30 seconds.  There is nothing left to do with Stretch X Ray. (Although it does look better than Stretch Armstrong to be truthful.)

[tori3896]

what 7 year old would no what an internal support system is i mean like seriously

[katrus]

@tori3896 There's his AWESOME GUTS!

[dinosaurus1337]

@FerrariSorry You wish...

[Ygdrasel]

Like a fucking kid knows what "internal support systems" means...

[DevSodDribble]

Ummm...I don't remember ever EVER seeing this one in any store. I would love, however, to see him fight it out with Pulsar and Luminose (From the Super Joe Adventure Team.)

[FerrariSorry]

I used to try using this for a condom but it wouldn't fit around my dick.

[JoanCollins2009]

@FerrariSorry

you should try it to gag your self lol see how you get on :P

[FerrariSorry]

@JoanCollins2009

A bitch telling me to gag myself; how ironic.

[JoanCollins2009]

@FerrariSorry

Eh ....

[BlytheWorld1972]

@FerrariSorry

shut up prick

[FerrariSorry]

@BlytheWorld1972

Jealous?

[BlytheWorld1972]

@FerrariSorry

u wish

[FerrariSorry]

@BlytheWorld1972

How so?

[BlytheWorld1972]

@FerrariSorry

I am only having a laugh with you lol away and stretch your own Armstrong if you know what i mean hahahahahah chill out :P

[FerrariSorry]

@BlytheWorld1972

I'm always calm. Don't worry ;)

[Battlesmurf]

man. I wonder why the toy companies don't reproduce the early stuff? Fireball Island? Stretch Armstrong? Tons of other stuff. No fair :P

[metal220]

@Battlesmurf well they do reproduce rubicks cube lol and then he man and gi joe toys. but i think the gi joes they reproduced was from the 90s sets. though i like original ones better

[Mysterious0Bob]

"Far out!"

[cjseige4]

i love these old toy commercials there funny as hell

[bioniclefan1999]

whats inside it

[loupdeville]

@bioniclefan1999 I happen to know that it's a tasty green goo. Well at least that's what was in Stretch Armstrong.

[UNIVDNC]

I went to Catholic School with the evil schemes kid, that commercial only aired once - I also remember his head shot photo on the supreme mother of nuns desk top. I sorry I picked on him since we were older kids no he is buddies with stretch arm strong.

[supermario0192837465]

@UNIVDNC what the fuck?

[SolidSulfur]

I want one!

[harveydents]

I dont remeber this one...i had Stretch, and the Green monster one but i dont remember xray

[sharpasaneraser]

@harveydents xray came a year or 2 later...when i found out stretch wasn't anatomically-correct, i shelved him and never allowed him to wear his blue speedo.

[WebVMan]

@sharpasaneraser I don't think kids were meant to stretch........ uh....... certain parts of his body.

[electroncleanwipe]

cool man ! i had one of these... but I remember that it was an x-ray armstrong, not a monster... i must be mistaken. I would like to have one of these things but they are several hundred even a grand for an original...

i'd pay a hundred for one but not ten times that much. Anyway... thanks for the post ! it takes me back

[pokemonperson1234548]

wow this commercial must be really old. graphics lol.

[invaderjay]

@pokemonperson1234548 eh, Resolution, not graphics. I believe those kids are real.

[Wakkazap4]

wow i must have it :O

[TheNdoki]

Far out!

[dividedbyzach]

We used to break open the Stretch Armstrongs and eat the filling. Is that bad? It tasted like strawberries. And shame.

[Detth2you]

wtf is wrong with you?

[TheJediCharles]

Internal support systems? They sure knew how to not turn the mom's off with just saying guts and being done with it.

Flaky commercial. Man, I wish they still made ads like this. They're so refined, big budget and perfected now complying with market studies and political correctness.

[phantom2ace]

to bad we cant turn back time to better times

[TheJediCharles]

Yea, maybe to visit once in a while, but I wouldn't wanna be stuck there. Nostalgia is great, but I wouldn't wanna give up my family to be a kid again. It's much better being grown with a wonderful spouse and kid.

Come to think of it, to my kid, her nostalgia is being created right now. I can share in that all over again with her, and in another 30 years, I'll have 2 childhoods to look back on, mine and hers... then start with GRANDkids! :D

[phantom2ace]

theres something great to look forward to

[graph180]

@TheJediCharles

Amen to that, Charlie.

[TheInflicted]

The word "organ" was too graphic too I guess.

[PALIMOST]

i have one still in the box

[doomfan331]

you guys think i could find one im 14 and these came out in the 70's but they look awsome

[KronicJ1]

ive got one...... i got one of ebay

but there super rare and there very expensive but mine wasnt

there extremely rare to find

[ilovedisney84]

"He's stretchiiiiing" lol

[charlesk1974]

A Stretch Armstrong toy with "Internal Organs". Why they haven't reproduced THIS one is a mystery to me, but if they did I'd buy one in a sigh of a breath.

[LexFixed]

Hahaha! The kid that says "we see through your evil schemes" at the end is my aunts boyfriend! We were watching this commercial and tried to find one of these to buy on the internet but could only find one on ebay. Does anybody know where i can find this and how much it would cost as well as its collectors value? thanks!

[cocoyoyo01]

thats his internal support systems! funny stuff

[weebs20591]

That's how psychos and mass murderers are born :O funny as hell

[LexFixed]

Haha hes not a psycho or a mass murderer. Believe it or not hes a Dj now. I know him personally!

[T7Fen]

Internal Support Systems sounds so wierd... Far Out!

[claudieatthedisco]

i want one!

[333maxwell]

'Far Out' the kid says.. *L*

[IIIIdepechemodeIIII]

i remember throwing mine in the middle of a busy street, and watching it get squashed over and over.

[spadehatesscrewtube]

@IIIIdepechemodeIIII oh good, i thought i was the only kid that disturbed :)

[cl0ckpuncher]

shits played! ya stick in da freez do sum worht while shit.

[lasergunmaster]

oh this. the stretch x ray alien. i used to put one in the freezer along with the ice pops.ha! brianna could never tell them apart!

[AgaMbadi]

These kids are all as old as me now. HA!

[championdesigns]

You were the same age back then, too.

[boneym22]

I had this a day till i stuck a knife in it :(

[vilgax1998]

gnarley

[ReverendSyn]

Far out!

[ICEcoleman2k]

I used to want this one, I had Stretch Armstrong and Stretch Monster

[DelhiHeat]

I remember wrapping Stretch Monster around a tree, and it started bleeding corn syrup!"Don't waste it!! take it home and bleed him out, and bake cookies with it!"hahahahhaha

[boken88]

5/5

I still have the X-ray Wretch from the short return Stretch had in the late 90s, thanks now I know where his original design came from!

[C3Z4rtv]

hahahahaha FAR OUT!!! THATS LIKE WICKED OR COOL OR AWESOME OR GROOVY IN THIS CENTURY! ..... who cares if i say groovy? im just 10 OK? (watch my videos for proof )

[gardenwife]

"We see through your evil schemes!" Classic, the kid's SO serious! :D I knew about Stretch Armstrong and Stretch Monster, but I don't remember this guy. Cool.

[samevie07]

Man when I was eight I wanted one of those so bad....

Thanx for the post

[sokkas7]

i would have wanted one of those te toys were cool then.

[complexomaleficus]

FAR-OUT

[BlazieTiger]

"He's breakin' loose!" NO SHIT!!! You let him go

[mrmoore1970]

LOL!

[PAELofDI]

hell naw LOL!!

[sharpasaneraser]

@BlazieTiger really?

[Eafy121]

"there is his internal support system, Far out!" Lol

[humantestdummy]

he's stretchy!!!!!!!!

[wmpyr]

he looks cool, I have a similar named but different toy, X-ray Wretch Armstrong. Pretty cool.

[teflonmagnet]

my friend got this one a year after my stretch armstrong...i ate some of the caramel ooze inside...very sweet and probably toxic.

[pauldonald]

it was corn syrup

[teflonmagnet]

thanks for the info. probably wasn't the purest of corn syrups.

[mckrusher]

lol, I had one of these