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  • that was hella sick but that hat thing killed it. but it was sick bra. Wish I could of been a part of that unit.

  • povo loko depois eu ainda quero ir p o exército ..

  • I think the Women ruind the whole haka.....

  • ???????wtf!!!

  • damn that was feirce I miss hawaii:(

  • that was just as bad as our haka lol

  • W.T.F

  • English Lyrics?:P

  • The proof that evolution is not a fact!!! hahahahahaha!!!!

  • @23TheGuru

    True. These people were created by God.

  • Hate this.

  • Cool, thanks for posting

  • loooool

    

  • pukana eyes and hapuka lips

  • loose the ovaries and you might scare someone

  • Who was it who said "i don't know if they'll frighten the enemy but they certainly frighten me"?

    thanks for this!

  • Americans are sooooo Stupid

  • @R1lleK ... That's in new zealand not america i should know i'm american ... you fucking dick

  • This is so we can try to make the Klingon's feel welcome?

  • Very well done traditional ancestral war cry/dance. Impressive to see the solders do it!

    Rock!

  • If this is where cheer leading came from then, I'm for it!

  • FANTASTIC, i even jumped up and cheered at the end. Great job to all to this video. well done.

  • Looks better when done wearing rugby kit... mebbe if they had weapons?

  • There goes my tax dollars...

    Just kidding trollololololol!!! good shit hooah

  • well done, but in my opinion it looks a bit ridiculous xD

  • @TooStupidForMyWorld who the hell are you to comment on whats ridiculous- go back to your little room and dont come out- theres weird stuff out there!

  • it's supposed to be intimidating....those women are NOT intimidating at all

  • that is so much fun it reminds me of all the crazy crap i've seen as an army brat that was nice and he did "shit a hat"

  • RANGER, AIRBORNE ! 

  • Awesome. As a ten year veteran I can say that that level of worrior spirit is refreshing to see.

  • Well, I will say this, I served in both the US and NZ militaries and I can tell you who is better disciplined and tougher. It is not the Americans. The Americans obviously have size and money on their side, but 1 on 1 the New Zealanders are better trained and disciplined. I am talking about your average "Joe Snuffy."

  • @ANZUS777 Pretty tough talk there guy. As a U.S Soldier combat veteran of ten years I ask you this question- New Zealand troop deaths by I.E.D. Whats your response. What branch (U.S.) did you serve in, If you really did. You are a fool and I hope you respond because I think you are a LIAR!

  • @sgtortiz641

    YAWN, YAWN, YAWN.

    

  • where is my machine gun ?

  • 100% kiwi :)

  • love it

  • did that guy just shit a hat?

  • nice

    

  • this is awesome!!, chur on the quad aye,burnham styles!, get on parade!!, you fellas ripped it up alright, ONWARDS!

  • maori-verarsche

    

  • was zum teufel sind das für clowns ?

  • Isn't a Haka supposed to be intimadating? This just made me lol.

  • How sick would it be to get a shit load of guys and do this in front of cops at a riot

  • @TheJayWar Happens every week on the streets of south Auckland, bro.

  • this was really lame because of the womens high voices

  • Please do that with viking armor and drums!!!!

  • 1:27 he shat out a hat :D

  • whats a haka???

    

  • just curious as to why a female is leading the haka?

  • BİZİM TANERİN AKRABALARI

  • I should've joined this military!

  • Front dude pooed a hat

  • 1:26 SHIT DROPED????oooooh no sry

  • I love how everyone scatters off in different directions at the end

  • these people look like idiots

  • @SuperDancer4evr And you're a stupid American bitch. Go loose another war, the world hates you.

  • @Bizzenji who says i'm american

  • @SuperDancer4evr Your profile

  • HAKA is better

  • @BezAlexey THIS IS A HAKA .

  • it's suck

    

  • @BezAlexey righto sucker

  • People commenting need to have some respect, a) because LSV's go through a shitload to get to their march out parade, and anyone who makes it to the end shouldn't be ripped out and b) because the Haka is a sensitive part of our culture here in NZ.

  • @TypeAtMeBro shut up pussy the nz army are worthless the taliban would rape that bitch and sell those turds to goat hearders

  • @TypeAtMeBro It seems powerful when makes of rugby team. When haka makes with little green people, it booorrring. (And female's voice lisen like child)

  • LOL he shits a hat. XD

  • Is this really a military? It look like a Chinese dance team.

  • @clintjones0423 1) The Haka is a traditional war dance. 2) The Maori people don't look Asian. 3) Your military can't win a war against a bunch of goat herders or rice farmers.

  • Dude imagine if a bull just ram them all they already look like bowling balls!

  • man, these soldiers are fit

  • WARNING: Do not piss off a Maori or a Pakea coz they will rip your fckn heart out and have a fry up....and that's just the women. GO NZ!!!!

  • so cool...I wonder if I could ever go to nz for my studies....fucking depression

  • The guy crapped a hat 1:27 LOL

  • the girl voice sounds like crap..

  • that blows our cover

  • 1:24 to see a guy shit out a hat

  • @iknoucit3,

    FAIL... 1:29 !!!! :-)

  • new zelland da beş minaaaareee beri gelll zellanddd beriiii gellll :) nabıyonuzlan manyahlarr :)

  • So, what was that, did they need to shit or something?

  • Don't understand a word they r saying

  • @native963 OMG you dont speak Maori? lol

  • @Arcusinoz no i do not!!!!!!!! sorry

  • @native963 hi Sorry i just assumed, it truly is a great haka for a group of trainees.

  • faggots, i hope they get blown to bits in afghanistan

  • They look mean, but the thing is; If the world was full of Kiwis there wouldnt be any wars. Only people sitting around chillin and drinking bear.

  • @dsjoakim35 Drinking bear? Yummy, what type? Grizzly?

  • @foath1 Damit, I allways do that.

  • @dsjoakim35 Bear? Really lol :)

  • how u fight these men ??????

  • The russians are more brutal :l

  • Whale rider.

  • @ymanganelli waste of tax payer money u reackon?? these programs give our kids the oppurtunity to make sumthing better of their lives through their own hard work. and all for what?? a few dollers to keep them fed for 6 weeks while they are taught some valuable life lessons. doesnt seem like a waste to me...

  • Fabulous, the Haka is the only thing that makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up more than massed pipes.

  • why did that guy on the right in the front have his tongue stuck out so much??

  • WOW.. well anyone even THINKING about invading the Tonga Islands better be ready for one hell of a dance off. ...

  • @Dutychief why the fuck are you talking about tonga?

  • @Dutychief I had 15 yrs of ballet training...I am ready if called LOL...point shoe to the eye!

  • @Dutychief lmao that made me lol so hard

  • @Dutychief lol

  • tant mieux!! on vas vous defoncer mais sans JOUBERT

  • I prefer all black sevens the girls voice in here kinda kills it for me

  • Yeeeeesssssss!!!! They killed it!!!

  • maori warrior tribal dance

  • Lsv is "limited service volunteer".Usually a 3 month spell in the army. Covering drill, navigation etc,almost everything regular force basic training covers except arms and combat training.

  • what is LSV?

  • how many of these people are in the army now.

    

  • 300

  • PINCHES NACOS JAJAJAJJA DAAAAAAAAN HUEEEEEVA

  • Not even samoan ....

  • @jaedon93 its new zealands one?

  • i would not mess with these soldiers on a bad day

  • In the wierd part of youtube .....

    Again -.-

  • watching ova home in the meanist way, too much always proud to be from Aotearoa

  • Like it...and love the woman power leading the Haka...equal opportunities and all that ;)

  • BEHOLD NGA TAMARIKI O NGATI TUMATAUENGA

  • tell this girl to make you a sandwich....i dare you...she'll tear you a new arsehole

  • @TheMrwannabekiller and then she'll make herself a samich

  • @TheMrwannabekiller But i just bought mine D:Maybe Ill exchange it with my reciept!

  • @TheMrwannabekiller LOL and see how FAST she can move!

  • why is a woman leading the haka.. i thought that was muy prohibido...?

  • haha i want to see this as a flash mob in a crowded subway...somewhere other than nz

  • Would have.brilliant if that woman wasn't there

  • loos like rowing, having sex,shouting alot,make slice throat and rib of your boobs. ME GUSTA (seriously i like XD)

  • is that for what my tax dollars go?? seriously

  • omg its soo fantastic...i love it...:P

  • ridiculous

    

  • guapo, guapo el video, saludos desde málaga

  • I just shit my self lol

  • so freakin' awesome!! Great choreography and conviction!!! LOVED IT!

  • Lol at the hat dropping from his pants

  • The first time I was a Haka Performance I was scared out of my mind. But it was fantastic. lol

  • Check all the men doing retard face while women just stand there XD

  • just join the army waste of time going to lsv

  • extra weight but they could still out run most of us

  • So many people with extra weight ! Army eat squadron

  • @bo2web do you fancy telling them that....eh!

  • Her voice messes it up in a big way. Sorry to say this but it would have been better without her. It's the truth.

  • this clip is great you men and woman in the LSV are great well done and the young lady singing in the front is the best and to all the wankers who made shit comments up yours,get off your fat ass and do something as cool as this, go join the LSVs and see if you can do better and yes I was one 20 years a go.

  • 0:15 the newest New Zealand aircraft!

  • So this is culture a bunch of guys slapping themselves and screaming...interesting

  • kkk!!! THEY LOVE IT !

  • WOW goose bumps all over, great sample

  • just a huge boy band, gets boring fast

  • Wtf? 1:28

  • SHIT...

  • Shut up Woman OMG Fuck you I hate you!!!

  • uniforms :p dances haka... HOT lol ^w^ 

  • alguem coloca um musica da Beyoncé aí...

  • is this New Zealand?

  • Where are these people from ? Serious question, Im wondering.. Dont say its another American butchering plz....

  • @jaydc187 NEW ZEALAND

    

  • it pisses me off that i can here that girls voice in front of everyones

  • @manlymen12 i think when having a haka with women in it , it seems that the leading girls voice is more heard . unless she is of Maori Descent , then it explains why shes louder . but thats just my opinion as i am from NZ .

  • dude forgot his hat

  • and I thought Bagpipes were scary . . .

  • She ruins it .. kinda.. still badass , but .. you know -.-

  • When you see it, you'll shit hats!

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  • wtf?!

  • А Вы узбекский стройбат видели?

  • Pure Badass! If some Aliens try to invade earth, we first send this boys and girls to deal with them :D

  • That was fuckin AWesome!!!

  • que merda em

  • @dariosotam Talvez para os que não entendem a cultura deles e nem procuram entender o motivo de tal manifestação reveja seus conceitos.

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  • looks like when i used to help out the class full of retards.

  • It would be pretty easy to take them down in the battlefield now, wouldn't it?

  • this is great

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.......is THIS the NZ army? HAHA :D okayyyy. Nice greets from Germany! But by the way nice Haka dance!

  • @NehmtEsNichtSoErnst Haha close but not exactly. LSV isn't necessarily the army, but this IS the haka :D greetings from NZ!

  • si toi aussi tu pense qu'a 1:29 le gars chie une casquette aime xD =)

  • LOVE IT!!!

  • good now lets go help america steal oil from the middle east

  • That chicks mean wonder if she does kapa cos damn shes got sum lungs on her

  • Gave me the Chill's. Great job..

  • haka lead by a woman, not gay but love et, we did poropeihana to our march out 2008, mean as guys loved it fully!

  • This is terrible - cannot be serious doing this for a camera. You must face your enemy to feel your raw animal strength surge..

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  • That was intense!! The lad at the front 1:27 actually shat his hat!!!

  • Freaking awesome!!!