@TooStupidForMyWorld who the hell are you to comment on whats ridiculous- go back to your little room and dont come out- theres weird stuff out there!
Well, I will say this, I served in both the US and NZ militaries and I can tell you who is better disciplined and tougher. It is not the Americans. The Americans obviously have size and money on their side, but 1 on 1 the New Zealanders are better trained and disciplined. I am talking about your average "Joe Snuffy."
@ANZUS777 Pretty tough talk there guy. As a U.S Soldier combat veteran of ten years I ask you this question- New Zealand troop deaths by I.E.D. Whats your response. What branch (U.S.) did you serve in, If you really did. You are a fool and I hope you respond because I think you are a LIAR!
People commenting need to have some respect, a) because LSV's go through a shitload to get to their march out parade, and anyone who makes it to the end shouldn't be ripped out and b) because the Haka is a sensitive part of our culture here in NZ.
@TypeAtMeBro It seems powerful when makes of rugby team. When haka makes with little green people, it booorrring. (And female's voice lisen like child)
@clintjones0423 1) The Haka is a traditional war dance. 2) The Maori people don't look Asian. 3) Your military can't win a war against a bunch of goat herders or rice farmers.
@ymanganelli waste of tax payer money u reackon?? these programs give our kids the oppurtunity to make sumthing better of their lives through their own hard work. and all for what?? a few dollers to keep them fed for 6 weeks while they are taught some valuable life lessons. doesnt seem like a waste to me...
Lsv is "limited service volunteer".Usually a 3 month spell in the army. Covering drill, navigation etc,almost everything regular force basic training covers except arms and combat training.
this clip is great you men and woman in the LSV are great well done and the young lady singing in the front is the best and to all the wankers who made shit comments up yours,get off your fat ass and do something as cool as this, go join the LSVs and see if you can do better and yes I was one 20 years a go.
@manlymen12 i think when having a haka with women in it , it seems that the leading girls voice is more heard . unless she is of Maori Descent , then it explains why shes louder . but thats just my opinion as i am from NZ .
I know the Moari have a respected warrior culture but how do they reconcile their allegience to the NZ forces knowing that they've done their best to decimate them & their culture? Serious Q!
that was hella sick but that hat thing killed it. but it was sick bra. Wish I could of been a part of that unit.
etewati 2 hours ago
povo loko depois eu ainda quero ir p o exército ..
crnserigrafia 4 hours ago
I think the Women ruind the whole haka.....
IIIIKONIIII 13 hours ago
???????wtf!!!
billgoodydogg 1 day ago
damn that was feirce I miss hawaii:(
cjboi8o8lol 1 day ago
that was just as bad as our haka lol
tukutahi12 2 days ago
W.T.F
rwaua08 4 days ago
English Lyrics?:P
Quaelerrist 5 days ago
The proof that evolution is not a fact!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
23TheGuru 5 days ago
@23TheGuru
True. These people were created by God.
SuperPindos 4 days ago
Hate this.
YTCDLM 5 days ago
Cool, thanks for posting
bi5hopp 6 days ago
loooool
PSIKiller007 6 days ago
pukana eyes and hapuka lips
badger1NZ 6 days ago
loose the ovaries and you might scare someone
someonezmom 1 week ago
Who was it who said "i don't know if they'll frighten the enemy but they certainly frighten me"?
thanks for this!
tarron66 1 week ago
Americans are sooooo Stupid
R1lleK 1 week ago 2
@R1lleK ... That's in new zealand not america i should know i'm american ... you fucking dick
crazypat523 5 days ago
This is so we can try to make the Klingon's feel welcome?
KeystoneDeKript 1 week ago
Very well done traditional ancestral war cry/dance. Impressive to see the solders do it!
Rock!
0DigitalGeisha0 1 week ago 2
If this is where cheer leading came from then, I'm for it!
a1hocker 1 week ago
FANTASTIC, i even jumped up and cheered at the end. Great job to all to this video. well done.
qdlives 1 week ago 3
Looks better when done wearing rugby kit... mebbe if they had weapons?
btfresno2 1 week ago
There goes my tax dollars...
Just kidding trollololololol!!! good shit hooah
Metallicuss 1 week ago
well done, but in my opinion it looks a bit ridiculous xD
TooStupidForMyWorld 1 week ago
@TooStupidForMyWorld who the hell are you to comment on whats ridiculous- go back to your little room and dont come out- theres weird stuff out there!
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kknnaakk 1 week ago
it's supposed to be intimidating....those women are NOT intimidating at all
poser4sho 1 week ago
that is so much fun it reminds me of all the crazy crap i've seen as an army brat that was nice and he did "shit a hat"
the0fan0yaoi0 1 week ago
RANGER, AIRBORNE !
sgtortiz641 1 week ago
Awesome. As a ten year veteran I can say that that level of worrior spirit is refreshing to see.
sgtortiz641 1 week ago
Well, I will say this, I served in both the US and NZ militaries and I can tell you who is better disciplined and tougher. It is not the Americans. The Americans obviously have size and money on their side, but 1 on 1 the New Zealanders are better trained and disciplined. I am talking about your average "Joe Snuffy."
ANZUS777 1 week ago
@ANZUS777 Pretty tough talk there guy. As a U.S Soldier combat veteran of ten years I ask you this question- New Zealand troop deaths by I.E.D. Whats your response. What branch (U.S.) did you serve in, If you really did. You are a fool and I hope you respond because I think you are a LIAR!
sgtortiz641 1 week ago
@sgtortiz641
YAWN, YAWN, YAWN.
ANZUS777 1 week ago
where is my machine gun ?
TheKillbell 1 week ago
100% kiwi :)
WelshFanaticxoxo 1 week ago
love it
cambelasben 2 weeks ago
did that guy just shit a hat?
31429012 2 weeks ago
nice
florian123611 2 weeks ago
this is awesome!!, chur on the quad aye,burnham styles!, get on parade!!, you fellas ripped it up alright, ONWARDS!
jozef78fula 2 weeks ago
maori-verarsche
Gurkengraeber11 2 weeks ago
was zum teufel sind das für clowns ?
Gurkengraeber11 2 weeks ago
Isn't a Haka supposed to be intimadating? This just made me lol.
Topsecret464 2 weeks ago
How sick would it be to get a shit load of guys and do this in front of cops at a riot
TheJayWar 2 weeks ago
@TheJayWar Happens every week on the streets of south Auckland, bro.
o2fst4uo 5 days ago
this was really lame because of the womens high voices
SUlax1017 2 weeks ago
Please do that with viking armor and drums!!!!
Ceneviva 3 weeks ago
1:27 he shat out a hat :D
Kerrilovee 3 weeks ago 45
whats a haka???
xoxobrixoxo99 3 weeks ago 2
just curious as to why a female is leading the haka?
ladywisebaby 3 weeks ago
BİZİM TANERİN AKRABALARI
yasin4100 3 weeks ago
I should've joined this military!
amsablan 3 weeks ago 2
Front dude pooed a hat
jackboy360 3 weeks ago 16
1:26 SHIT DROPED????oooooh no sry
masterkill28 3 weeks ago
I love how everyone scatters off in different directions at the end
m4d150n45223 3 weeks ago
these people look like idiots
SuperDancer4evr 3 weeks ago
@SuperDancer4evr And you're a stupid American bitch. Go loose another war, the world hates you.
Bizzenji 1 week ago
@Bizzenji who says i'm american
SuperDancer4evr 1 week ago
@SuperDancer4evr Your profile
Bizzenji 1 week ago
HAKA is better
BezAlexey 3 weeks ago
@BezAlexey THIS IS A HAKA .
mnemaia 3 weeks ago
it's suck
BezAlexey 3 weeks ago
@BezAlexey righto sucker
TonyReidNZ 3 weeks ago
People commenting need to have some respect, a) because LSV's go through a shitload to get to their march out parade, and anyone who makes it to the end shouldn't be ripped out and b) because the Haka is a sensitive part of our culture here in NZ.
TypeAtMeBro 3 weeks ago 2
@TypeAtMeBro shut up pussy the nz army are worthless the taliban would rape that bitch and sell those turds to goat hearders
AshtrayanConvict 3 weeks ago
@TypeAtMeBro It seems powerful when makes of rugby team. When haka makes with little green people, it booorrring. (And female's voice lisen like child)
BezAlexey 3 weeks ago
LOL he shits a hat. XD
akira543 3 weeks ago 4
Is this really a military? It look like a Chinese dance team.
clintjones0423 3 weeks ago
@clintjones0423 1) The Haka is a traditional war dance. 2) The Maori people don't look Asian. 3) Your military can't win a war against a bunch of goat herders or rice farmers.
Bizzenji 1 week ago
Dude imagine if a bull just ram them all they already look like bowling balls!
BIGFLUFFY24 3 weeks ago
man, these soldiers are fit
bboyzshannon 4 weeks ago
WARNING: Do not piss off a Maori or a Pakea coz they will rip your fckn heart out and have a fry up....and that's just the women. GO NZ!!!!
jazmirah04 1 month ago
so cool...I wonder if I could ever go to nz for my studies....fucking depression
nothingsafe84 1 month ago
The guy crapped a hat 1:27 LOL
vnc1997 1 month ago 5
the girl voice sounds like crap..
CrazyPersonvw 1 month ago
that blows our cover
eatmytwinkie 1 month ago
1:24 to see a guy shit out a hat
iknoucit3 1 month ago
@iknoucit3,
FAIL... 1:29 !!!! :-)
Lextjaefvel 1 month ago
new zelland da beş minaaaareee beri gelll zellanddd beriiii gellll :) nabıyonuzlan manyahlarr :)
kadavra666 1 month ago
So, what was that, did they need to shit or something?
daveme7 1 month ago
Don't understand a word they r saying
native963 1 month ago
@native963 OMG you dont speak Maori? lol
Arcusinoz 1 month ago
@Arcusinoz no i do not!!!!!!!! sorry
native963 2 weeks ago
@native963 hi Sorry i just assumed, it truly is a great haka for a group of trainees.
Arcusinoz 2 weeks ago
faggots, i hope they get blown to bits in afghanistan
NiggersAreFunny 1 month ago
They look mean, but the thing is; If the world was full of Kiwis there wouldnt be any wars. Only people sitting around chillin and drinking bear.
dsjoakim35 1 month ago 2
@dsjoakim35 Drinking bear? Yummy, what type? Grizzly?
foath1 1 month ago
@foath1 Damit, I allways do that.
dsjoakim35 1 month ago
@dsjoakim35 Bear? Really lol :)
Daffodil2love 4 weeks ago
how u fight these men ??????
philsyard 1 month ago
The russians are more brutal :l
BrokenSp00n 1 month ago
Whale rider.
gtsvideodotcom 1 month ago
@ymanganelli waste of tax payer money u reackon?? these programs give our kids the oppurtunity to make sumthing better of their lives through their own hard work. and all for what?? a few dollers to keep them fed for 6 weeks while they are taught some valuable life lessons. doesnt seem like a waste to me...
y1026811 1 month ago
Fabulous, the Haka is the only thing that makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up more than massed pipes.
ianmlees 1 month ago
why did that guy on the right in the front have his tongue stuck out so much??
123barefeet 1 month ago
WOW.. well anyone even THINKING about invading the Tonga Islands better be ready for one hell of a dance off. ...
Dutychief 1 month ago 59
@Dutychief why the fuck are you talking about tonga?
ak47popper 3 weeks ago
@Dutychief I had 15 yrs of ballet training...I am ready if called LOL...point shoe to the eye!
bettypro 2 weeks ago
@Dutychief lmao that made me lol so hard
lalbertl143 1 week ago
@Dutychief lol
ameenshaikh786 1 week ago
tant mieux!! on vas vous defoncer mais sans JOUBERT
27jeanv 1 month ago
I prefer all black sevens the girls voice in here kinda kills it for me
Tennisman81 1 month ago
Yeeeeesssssss!!!! They killed it!!!
nuggetsgurl82 1 month ago
maori warrior tribal dance
AdamSprague3221 1 month ago
Lsv is "limited service volunteer".Usually a 3 month spell in the army. Covering drill, navigation etc,almost everything regular force basic training covers except arms and combat training.
marhoona 1 month ago
what is LSV?
xxa455xx 1 month ago
how many of these people are in the army now.
tamimccarten 1 month ago
300
plunkett1209 1 month ago
PINCHES NACOS JAJAJAJJA DAAAAAAAAN HUEEEEEVA
gaxarz1 1 month ago
Not even samoan ....
jaedon93 1 month ago
@jaedon93 its new zealands one?
circusgal44 1 month ago
i would not mess with these soldiers on a bad day
825295 1 month ago
In the wierd part of youtube .....
Again -.-
xXMrPwn3rdudeXx 1 month ago
watching ova home in the meanist way, too much always proud to be from Aotearoa
warspite21 1 month ago
Like it...and love the woman power leading the Haka...equal opportunities and all that ;)
2010sallyann41 1 month ago 2
BEHOLD NGA TAMARIKI O NGATI TUMATAUENGA
maoriboy88 1 month ago
tell this girl to make you a sandwich....i dare you...she'll tear you a new arsehole
TheMrwannabekiller 1 month ago 83
@TheMrwannabekiller and then she'll make herself a samich
BattleBall 1 month ago
@TheMrwannabekiller But i just bought mine D:Maybe Ill exchange it with my reciept!
anusdicktroll1 3 weeks ago
@TheMrwannabekiller LOL and see how FAST she can move!
bettypro 2 weeks ago
why is a woman leading the haka.. i thought that was muy prohibido...?
SuperGetitgotitgood 1 month ago
haha i want to see this as a flash mob in a crowded subway...somewhere other than nz
SirChristopherMozier 1 month ago 2
Would have.brilliant if that woman wasn't there
xXBritanniaXx 1 month ago
loos like rowing, having sex,shouting alot,make slice throat and rib of your boobs. ME GUSTA (seriously i like XD)
stoch3 1 month ago
is that for what my tax dollars go?? seriously
ymanganelli 1 month ago
omg its soo fantastic...i love it...:P
ileanaferman 1 month ago
ridiculous
raslderboss18 1 month ago
guapo, guapo el video, saludos desde málaga
locokunfu 1 month ago
I just shit my self lol
dcg1349 1 month ago
so freakin' awesome!! Great choreography and conviction!!! LOVED IT!
caridyer13 1 month ago
Lol at the hat dropping from his pants
humanimalnz 1 month ago
The first time I was a Haka Performance I was scared out of my mind. But it was fantastic. lol
mizuki19911 1 month ago
Check all the men doing retard face while women just stand there XD
Venderu 1 month ago
just join the army waste of time going to lsv
AndrewPANGLO 1 month ago
extra weight but they could still out run most of us
NIVO95 1 month ago
So many people with extra weight ! Army eat squadron
bo2web 1 month ago
@bo2web do you fancy telling them that....eh!
MrJimmyboy1972 1 month ago
Her voice messes it up in a big way. Sorry to say this but it would have been better without her. It's the truth.
beerrunner81 1 month ago
this clip is great you men and woman in the LSV are great well done and the young lady singing in the front is the best and to all the wankers who made shit comments up yours,get off your fat ass and do something as cool as this, go join the LSVs and see if you can do better and yes I was one 20 years a go.
mae68west 1 month ago
0:15 the newest New Zealand aircraft!
firefaiting 1 month ago
So this is culture a bunch of guys slapping themselves and screaming...interesting
INKY8U 1 month ago
kkk!!! THEY LOVE IT !
cagasify 1 month ago
WOW goose bumps all over, great sample
lizbrennerurrutia 1 month ago
just a huge boy band, gets boring fast
woutvsas 1 month ago
Wtf? 1:28
MATIKLEPRA 1 month ago
SHIT...
wolfparkour 1 month ago
Shut up Woman OMG Fuck you I hate you!!!
WarDJMetin2 1 month ago
uniforms :p dances haka... HOT lol ^w^
NJSCR 1 month ago
alguem coloca um musica da Beyoncé aí...
wagner82riopreto 1 month ago
is this New Zealand?
14ihatemath 1 month ago
Where are these people from ? Serious question, Im wondering.. Dont say its another American butchering plz....
jaydc187 1 month ago
@jaydc187 NEW ZEALAND
TheUNit8648 1 month ago
it pisses me off that i can here that girls voice in front of everyones
manlymen12 1 month ago
@manlymen12 i think when having a haka with women in it , it seems that the leading girls voice is more heard . unless she is of Maori Descent , then it explains why shes louder . but thats just my opinion as i am from NZ .
HamoNesianGurl 1 month ago
dude forgot his hat
24dawgfan 1 month ago
and I thought Bagpipes were scary . . .
SinDawg030 1 month ago
She ruins it .. kinda.. still badass , but .. you know -.-
Rene19191 1 month ago
When you see it, you'll shit hats!
brecfhelt 1 month ago 30
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brecfhelt 1 month ago
wtf?!
Noeh1938 2 months ago
А Вы узбекский стройбат видели?
ognerez 2 months ago
Pure Badass! If some Aliens try to invade earth, we first send this boys and girls to deal with them :D
MrHaakwood 2 months ago 59
That was fuckin AWesome!!!
bigwhoa76 2 months ago
que merda em
dariosotam 2 months ago
@dariosotam Talvez para os que não entendem a cultura deles e nem procuram entender o motivo de tal manifestação reveja seus conceitos.
MrRafaeljuscidadao 2 months ago
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Awesome. I served in both the US and NZ militaries. The Kiwis are far more disciplined than the yanks, but the Americans have the money.
Go NZ!
ANZUS777 2 months ago
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ANZUS777 2 months ago
looks like when i used to help out the class full of retards.
manuel32720011 2 months ago
It would be pretty easy to take them down in the battlefield now, wouldn't it?
Floedekage 2 months ago
this is great
1925AphiO0623 2 months ago
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.......is THIS the NZ army? HAHA :D okayyyy. Nice greets from Germany! But by the way nice Haka dance!
NehmtEsNichtSoErnst 2 months ago
@NehmtEsNichtSoErnst Haha close but not exactly. LSV isn't necessarily the army, but this IS the haka :D greetings from NZ!
maoriwidavengance 2 months ago
si toi aussi tu pense qu'a 1:29 le gars chie une casquette aime xD =)
thomas52killer 2 months ago
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its really not intimidating, simply because the woman is shouting. GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!
ahtout 2 months ago
LOVE IT!!!
miss168able 2 months ago
good now lets go help america steal oil from the middle east
lozdamo 2 months ago
That chicks mean wonder if she does kapa cos damn shes got sum lungs on her
01TIAH 2 months ago
Gave me the Chill's. Great job..
cholan1972 2 months ago
haka lead by a woman, not gay but love et, we did poropeihana to our march out 2008, mean as guys loved it fully!
jwbergan30 2 months ago
This is terrible - cannot be serious doing this for a camera. You must face your enemy to feel your raw animal strength surge..
mattjostr 2 months ago
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I know the Moari have a respected warrior culture but how do they reconcile their allegience to the NZ forces knowing that they've done their best to decimate them & their culture? Serious Q!
Spazzletwat 2 months ago
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Spazzletwat 2 months ago
That was intense!! The lad at the front 1:27 actually shat his hat!!!
Spazzletwat 2 months ago
Freaking awesome!!!
dgott12 2 months ago