Milking Jordan Carver

[Junereth]

are her boobs named Jordan Carver? because that's what he was pointing at when he told us to subscribe to her

[azharmohammed0]

AcidCow

[galenlynore]

Usually I would be "keep eye contact, keep eye contact".

But in this situation, I'd be "fuck it all! I'll be a jerk!"

Seriously... SERIOUSLY!!!

[expressdylan]

I want to subscribe to Jordan Carver

[Bodypaintingx]

I see you had your hands full! Lol! Fun video , loved it!

[gdc222]

Oh, that's where I parked my car.

Also, the Far Cry 3 advertisement was better than this.

[JediKnight012]

brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr in the middle

[Tjwardx]

tit tit titty titty fuck fuck holy titties.

[BlueSpirit2100]

ALL I CAN SAY ITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS

[sonic8or]

Jesus those are big earings.

[DeVizardofOZ]

yooo

[GoldenCrusader93]



Y U NO WANT SOME MILK???

nuff said

[eman5331]

stupid

[tuantyn1]

i like milk...



[gman1231231]

I want some milk :)

[keiichiudagawa]

seiko matsuda!

[JWillsTV]

That thing you came here to see? Yeah, that doesn't happen.........

[themonkey2468]

Best damn cup of coffee ever

[maazzzaa]

boobs win. you cannot motorboat a personality.

[IllusionaryUsername]

Way too big.

[LifeisMusic37]

tits tits tits tits tits

[MrCelticsdude]

Roses are Tits

Violets are Tits

I like Tits

Tits

[MikeDunn]

@MrCelticsdude the last line is tits, tits, tits, not just "tits".

[deakondipper]

@MrCelticsdude Hey! I know the same song about fannies!!

[twothirty]

@MrCelticsdude  Your like Oscar Wilde , only better

[343007spider]

люблю тебя ты толковый человек ты за этот год со мной многому научилась и теперь ты профи ты неповторима

[whiteheart103]

i see an ass in the wrong place XD

[LightVegas]

She has nice tits!

[soso2282]

is that an ass implanted on her chest?

[saxomanler]

show your nipple god damn it.

[SuperSaiyanPitBull]

I googled her after watching this haha

[dontclickonthisevar]

Oh...those.........ear rings

[KAOSasus]

Those TITS YEWWWWW im glad that my girl got Perfect size

[10BigBrian]

Wow, it's really true what they say. Milk really does a body good.

[facasj1964]

Retarded

[HurricaneDDragon]

"Would you like some milk?"

"Uh, no... I'm gay."

[MrLivePositive8]

@HurricaneDDragon LOL that is what I thought too

[Dreshn]

@facasj1964 Jordan Carver is german asshole. I have no idea what the clip critics are. Honestly, I came here because of the title. Just chill out and enjoy her big tits.

[MJafro]

@Dreshn hahahahahaha funny comment xD

[facasj1964]

This is why other countrys dont respect the usa or the western world, because of retarded garbage like this, and any pot head liberal that dont like what I say then call obama and tell him theres a hater on youtube and then go smoke some more medical marijuana, and if that still hurts your feelings then raid the prozac bottle

[MJafro]

@facasj1964 hahahahahahahahahahahahahah funny comment

[MrRomanrin]

his face is retarded.

._.

but she is so fucking beutiful.

[kristijan20091990]

dude Y U NO WANTED MILK!??!??!!?

[bloodman8989]

@kristijan20091990 u fucking 9gager ! just kidding me love u

[INSERTNAME47]

are you gay?

[hromi]

huuuuuge booobies :D

[BlackGamerRob]

this like a porno xD :D

[sausageape1]

I would love for her to milk me ;)

[J03LZ1821]

L0L0L0L

[JonDeth]

uhhhh any bimbo can get huge implants that look like tubes instead of tits when they let them out of their clothes.

[gthcprinceofdarknss]

@JonDeth Her's are Natural dude

[JonDeth]

@gthcprinceofdarknss lmao!

You've never seen a real breast in your life.

They are without question implants dude. Watch her videos and the way they move. View various pics on her back etc.

A handful of naturally busty models are in fact passing off good implants that the true breast lovers can spot as fakes quite easily.

Just compare her to Jana Defi, Summer Carino or Sarah Willis.

She's not even close to looking real dude.

[gthcprinceofdarknss]

@JonDeth I'll save my response for a message I hate chat room arguing because it is pointless

[JonDeth]

@gthcprinceofdarknss there's no argument they're blatantly fake in hundreds of pictures KID. In fact on the forums there are pics of her BEFORE the implants.

Seriously you're not arguing you're just looking stupid those are good implants but very obviously implants to anyone into unusually huge natural tits like myself.

[gthcprinceofdarknss]

@JonDeth KID? how old are you like 12. . .

[dougarr]

where you looking at ?

[spidykonzales]

ich habe noch nie so eine frau geliebt wie jordan

[spidykonzales]

jordan ist sosexy

[ParaguayanSoul]

Freakin' BASTARD!!

[darkkrenify]

GOD DAMN YOU MAN WHY DID YOU NOT GET MILK

[pauseTV]

Benny Hill !!

[3500bynda]

my god jordan carver has massive and lovely tits!!!

[aquasquid36]

small tits

[Siddhantmagare]

What a stupid guy! Hey jordan just get that milk to me.

[ReplayButtonMolester]

stupid-ass germans

[DavidMichaelangelo]

63 dislikes were feminists!

[migitman79]

ask her to take her shurt off

[MrGdawg818]

how dare you not accept her milk

[pux787]

do you want some milk!!!! hahahaahah!!!!!!!!

[msnpassjan2004]

In memory of Benny Hill @ :49

[lumpmasta]

press 2 for "Abu!"

[k0b0yash1]

Don't lie! You came for boobs too :3

[chrisbenoit123]

I wonder what her face looks like

[MrLivePositive8]

@chrisbenoit123 lol

[SneffySneff]

She looks like Stephanie McMahon with a huge fake rack.

[kill9fan117]

thats not the only time she put something long between her tit's

[GoldenCrusader93]

fake tits are fake^^

still awesome

[30negativebroskis30]

Hehe did you see the way her boobs jiggled when she took out that bag of sugar

[Zephilwroxt]

Yes to Milk dammit!

[Streitau]

nice ☺ ♥

[SharinganUchiha28]

In the words of Chris Tucker (come to america)

[cragmac1000]

Take the milk! Yes I want LOTS of milk!

[pieholeee]

jordan i think i speak for all of us when i say could you please send us some home made milk!!! also if he still dosent want this milk i dont mind having extra =)

[ReplayButtonMolester]

this video was starting to get retarded after the 1 minute mark

[impatientfire]

*fap fap fap* WTF bro,take the milk!!!

[Cobrakai77]

dayyyum fap fap fap

[alloutofsarcasms]

If you'd look closely, you'd see a guy in the video.

[LandSnipe415]

@alloutofsarcasms

Holly sh*t, you're right. After 6 views, I kinda see an outline of one. Trippy.

[MonsterBuddy10]

@alloutofsarcasms I still don't see it, all the girls say there is a man but I think they are crazy.

[spardante2000]

@alloutofsarcasms

gay :P

[sunamori]

@alloutofsarcasms a guy? Where?

[MrLivePositive8]

@alloutofsarcasms lol

[LiloPelakai]

@alloutofsarcasms yeah, hard to see with those nasty udders in the way.

[Mikesfungame]

@alloutofsarcasms Still can't find one...



[glen50000]

great now i need tissues

[jayjayjug9]

Milk? oh yes please,jerking off right now!!!!!!!!

[MrConzo12345]

Hi

[00dev]

what a waste



[MrOeyoenne]

oh ja grad auf taff :D

[petevuk]

The things I would do to jordan carver especially her twins

[KnucklesXAkiza]

57 people drink coffee without using milk with Jordan Carver.

[magagoku123]

lucky bazdard

[DDTittenfickmaschine]

haha hes looking so crazy and funny

[mnetters]

Best Boobrista Ever

[mcmofo690]

I love it

[El7Pipo]

german girl ! :)

[wlaad100]

I usually don't even notice the comercials that are on the video....but this time it was blocking the bOObs

[JGM961]

why when he said subscribe to jordan carver he was pointing at her boobs?

[killercrabcake]

MOM????

[MyRenecillo]

no mames q buena

[bluefire4000]

For the love of God man!  Take your coffee with milk! For our sake if not yours.

[zerDazzle]

@bluefire4000 But only if you WOULD look...

[LAHrebirth]

@bluefire4000 part of me died when he didn't want milk with the coffee

hell chuck should've dumped the coffee and drink the milk straight from the bottle :XD

[taartj69]

SUCHA.... HOT......... cup of coffee... :P

[ptrikaliwtis]

u are amazing....both

[leonaslave]

She can breastfeed me!

[Aldeni1551]

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE ASK FOR MILK!?

[CarterX1456]

Wow!!! Das sind ja Titten da wird man ganz anders!!! Ich würd so gerne mal die Nipples von Jordon Carver sehen!!!

[theshellshock30]

BEST COFFEE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wiredboyruler]

id do her hardcore

[wiredboyruler]

OMG SHES A GODDESS

[impatientfire]

*jizzes in pants*

[masenko25]

This video is much better if you cover the left half of it.

[Grannit666]

I don't get it...

[JerryBeansMan128]

If you look closely at her breasts (which is kind of a given) you can see the straws

[JerryBeansMan128]

The bit where she stirs the drink. :D

[enrique9165]

I died of laughter when my phone had to stop at 1:06 cause it wasn't done downloading the video. XD

[Dic3rZ]

0:39 look in the background just below the fire extinguisher, you can see people walking :P

[Nac017]

ZOINKS!

[BrushfireNAVY]

DUMBASS TAKE THE MILK

[17youjih]

press 7 times

[JerryBeansMan128]

@17youjih

Thank you!

[PDzero]

Try to imagine her cleavage is actually a huge ass-crack. You'll never look at her the same way. :')

[925732]

is she a pornstar ?

[NuezThePriest]

@925732 no she isnt shes a ( german ) model

[xomgPocki]

implants.

[yp1391]

=o tits.....

[gabrgr]

WHY

THE

FUCK

SAY NO TO MILK!?!?!

[Edward306]

Three cheers for future back problems.

[Tord176]

@Edward306 Hooray- Er.. What? D:

[Zjxel]

im typing this with one hand

[TheSTROHM]

JORDAN is my favorite COMEDIAN ! So Sexy and really funny!

[DaHugBug]

Id like some fucking milk please.

[TheSTROHM]

Great fun!!

She is dynamite!!!

[pornsterwoot]

Oh wow!

[NinoEatsTigno]

those look like ass

[Tylerb81]

you probably thought those boobs were real. nope, chuck testa.

[Skitz0frenix]

Subscribe to Jordan Carver!! *points at tits*

[MegaManBn]

was the zip alright? is seen like her chest just break the suit.

[cc17201]

Fake tits. Not my style. Had they been real and big yeah. Even then Its a lot. lo

[oldschooldamnawesome]

i want to buried my face in that

[TheDarkshea]

00.40 camel toe



[MestizoFilipino]

I now think there's such a thing as too big of boobs..

[sskolz95]

Penis: DUDE, HUGE TITS LOOK!

Mind: its on youtube AND its Jordan Carver

Penis: Screw off its tits

Mind: you're not gonna see anything. just cleavage.

Penis: Fuck you, click on it.

Mind: Fine...

Penis:WHAT A RIPOFF

Mind: told you

[xxfr3shkid]

when shes older her bra is gonna be Huge!!

[SuperIzzyProductions]

Like if your here cuz of Timothydelaghetto!!

[sienchen1234]

if she ask me for some milk; i would be like "HELL YES"!!

[jasonask1]

I wanna motorboat those !

[marinedoc92]

She'd be fun to mess around with for a little while... but long term those things will do more harm than good... physically and aesthetically

personally I draw the line at Cs... Ds if I happen to really like her... anything more and I start to fear for the future...

[sleepyvxv]

fuck i need a new pair of underwear....

[edwintresco]

lol it is much better lol

[17DeeLicious]

0:42 next level camel toe!

[MaaaryyyG]

@shammas23 she's not that ugly , but it's a lillte stupid thee way she's allways showing her boobs ..

[grouspen]

she is very cute but the awesome boobs steal the show...!!! ;)