Alan Carr's funny acceptance speech

[DMaddox2010]

See you on Celeb Air

Classic unwritten British comedy

[DeanMalenko]

meh, I clicked on this because my mind confused alan and jimmy carr.. now I'm disappointed

[1Thompsonmusic]

I presume from this video there are no comedians left on British TV then?

[ianwilson2007]

can you point out which part of that camp rambling was actually funny?

[mikeysrose]

He is so adorable. x-D

[HowardWolowitzFan]

Is it me or is there something not quite rite about Alan Carr..

[Mfaithwomen190989]

he's nervous and speechless, but he's still great.

[1Thompsonmusic]

@Mfaithwomen190989

He's not. He's disgusting to look at and listen to.

[Mfaithwomen190989]

alec baldwin, what was he doing there?

[Mfaithwomen190989]

hahaha he won, cool

[IKnowImANerd]

Bless.... :)

[voidlam]

I laughed a lot at Alan's speech, I think you need to have understand sarcastic and camp humour!

[GloucesterAdam]

How's your pal Karen Matthews doing these days then Alan?

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

funny? how about 'not funny at all'

[bluebe11a]

the clip is 1min 29 sec, and the farking ad at the start is 29 sec. So that's a third.Not long now til internet is exactly the same as TV in terms of ads and censorship!

[RossCawtonTV]

What Happend In 09? Celebrity Ding Dong Was The Best By Miles!

[GloucesterAdam]

@RossCawtonTV I was hoping that ITV would finally make Peter Cook's vision of 'Celebrity Saviours' a reality - where talentless no-hope z-listers like Carr, Corden, Brand (both), Norton etc would be nailed to planks of MDF.

They never did...b*stards. Would have been better than You Bet.

[arwalesagain]

@GloucesterAdam Failed attempt to be funny. But 7/10 for effort.

[Fergusforslipknot]

to those who say "his problem" is that he "sounds" gay, I think that's his comedic appeal...

[ReconCrusader]

this is really funny the only problem is he sounds so gay lol

[mrstarranthightopp]

@ReconCrusader Thats because he is. hehe - its part of what makes him funny

[ReconCrusader]

@mrstarranthightopp lol

[jonnycy1]

@ReconCrusader That's the point. He's meant to.

[ReconCrusader]

@jonnycy1 dude i know i have already answered this question :P

[Soundgarden8497]

what a faggot

[brnxwld]

@duke000222 in england they call this "humor" :)) :|:|:|:|

[MacauleyOliver]

@brnxwld Michae McIntyre and Lee Evans are funnier.

[amoremioseitu]

@brnxwld and we spell it like this' humour' we have to be complicated i know! :)

[Mrben0207d]

Does youtube really think that anybody gives a fuck about Olay skin care

[Minniemousejan2010]

I love this cunt

[Menaka1979]

wheres the bloody skip the advert button!!!!

[ericsrightboot]

seriously getting pissed off with adverts

[lswarbrick]

the title is very misleading......

[thebonster1]

@lswarbrick

what, the whole funny bit?

my thoughts exactly.

[ClawlessReaver]

NO IT IS :L

[weeruska]

shut up u people! :D i find it funny just because it's him and even just seeing his face makes me smile :)

[duke000222]

Should have read 'Alan Carr's mildly amusing speech'

[PinkMadam143]

i love how he just skips off stage!

[OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ]

I thought he was supposed to be funny...

[paul202011]

@OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ youll find that hes only funny if u have a sense of humour

[OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ]

@paul202011 I do have a sense of humor: Explain to me how this was supposed to be funny, they need to change the Video Title to "Alan Carr's acceptance Speech".

[JantisFTW]

@OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ It's partially funny because he's not so far up his own arse he thought he would definitely win, therefore didn't prepare a speech, where his randomness made it all the funnier. ;)

[OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ]

@JantisFTW No offence, I don't find it funny.

[JantisFTW]

@OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ Why would that offend me? :P - I take it you're not english?

[OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ]

@JantisFTW I am English :) It's just sometimes people can take text the wrong way - and trying to get something over without sounding like a git in text is hard :)

[JantisFTW]

@OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ I agree completely, talking on the internet, and even chatting in real life can be misleading due to how people want to read/hear how people are talking rather than what they actually mean. :)

[Wazzuppi]

I ACTUALLY WATCHED THIS FUCKING XMEN MOVIE WHY AM I FORCED TO WATCH IT AGAIN AND AGAIN ON YOUTUBE

[mufc4527]

"ohhh i'm gay, ohhh im gay," there i've sumed up alan carr's entire career.

[Spongeb0bSqu4repants]

@mufc4527 hilarious, quoting a joke from sickipedia every1s heard.

[mufc4527]

@Spongeb0bSqu4repants

it was quite funny wasn't it. 

[footballelmaestro123]

@mufc4527

alan carr is a legend mate so fuck off

[ANDYSAFC85]

@footballelmaestro123 No he isnt

[footballelmaestro123]

@ANDYSAFC85

are you really replying to a comment i made last year??? i cant even remember what i said or maybe i should say typed

[ANDYSAFC85]

@footballelmaestro123 Why would I give a fuck when you made the comment? And if you cant remember what you wrote why are you even bothered I did comment.

[footballelmaestro123]

@ANDYSAFC85

shut up and stop replying to me

[ANDYSAFC85]

@footballelmaestro123 Touchy, are you Alan Carr's dildo or something?

[footballelmaestro123]

@ANDYSAFC85

i'm not his dildo, but i do love to lick the shit from his arse crack after he's had a tom tit

[warpfield98]

@footballelmaestro123 you do realize Alan Carr would be the kind of person who would laugh along with you if you say stuff like that.

[footballelmaestro123]

@warpfield98

listen i ain't interested in taking part in an argument over the internet. i like Alan i think he's a good comedian/entertainer...... and what do you mean by Alan Carr would laugh along with you if i say something like that??? i can't be bothered to go reading comments i've posted ages ago.... simply because i don't care, i mean it's only youtube who gives a fuck about who types what on here.

[warpfield98]

just checking

[nobrakesukspeedway]

@footballelmaestro123

you spelt bell-end wrong... mate

[footballelmaestro123]

@nobrakesukspeedway

meh... shit happens

[footballelmaestro123]

@nobrakesukspeedway

shit happens..... do you really care??? i don't

[coltsuperocean10]

@footballelmaestro123 ...er, no hes not. You should fuck off cocksucker!

[footballelmaestro123]

@coltsuperocean10

HAHA FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[coltsuperocean10]

@footballelmaestro123 ..you wish you fuckin freak!! What is wrong with you, you cunt?

[footballelmaestro123]

@coltsuperocean10

HAHA FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[theciaram1]

@mufc4527 HOMOPHOBE

[lemonpartyhellyeah]

@mufc4527im gay and i agree with you mate.

[HimeofManga]

Alan Carr is not gay. He said so himself.

[weejockpoopongmcplop]

@HimeofManga I think that would actually shatter my view of the world if that was true.

[HimeofManga]

@weejockpoopongmcplop Well, on the royal varity show he said that he was married to a woman, and that he has kids, so I don't think that he could be gay. But maybe he's a secret gay C:|

[weejockpoopongmcplop]

@HimeofManga He was joking.

[mattymatt1987]

@HimeofManga

not sure why you think that, alan carr is gay he's quite open about it.

[dwm1874]

still waiting on the funny bit

[Oxocubesrule]

What a legend :) Love Alan Carr ♥

[MrsGreenDay123]

@comfortx M.E.N :) Sooo excited!

[MrsGreenDay123]

ALAN CARR!!!!

Im seeing him in Septemberrrr :)

Woohoo!

[UpSyndrome2]

@MrsGreenDay123 EEEPPPP so am i im sooo excited

[comfortx]

@MrsGreenDay123 omg where???

[SamBaylis1]

This sucks, alan carr is nt funny end of

[LearningToFly1000]

he forgot that paper or what it was and gone....hahaha

[greenday21]

he would kill people in a war >.>

[supercooper92]

someone will have to explain to me why this has so many likes.

its a man accepting an award and he doesn't know what to say, the best he can come up with is "oh, this is so lovely, i didn't think i would win."

Its not funny and its not even a speech.

[TheFlyingPineapple]

Fuck'in hate him.

[mikeysrose]

He is so cute. lol

[smellyduke]

i love alan car <3

[TheLollypop1705]

i love alan carr xxx ; D

[InkingThePlan]

MR. TOAD!

[MJALWAYZ]

aww..he's gorge :D x

[zanist123]

i dont get it

[MCRinmybrain]

OMG I'm seeing him live in september in Brighton!!!!! :)

[johnykoop]

americans arent open minded enough to appreciate leftfied comedy

[guhrrlno]

@johnykoop Hey now. Some of us are. I'm from the US and I love Alan Carr. I do agree that US network television wouldn't know what to do with him; I do think he could succeed on cable here. But don't mistake mainstream, corporation-funded, mindless network US television for how we all think or appreciate comedy. A LOT of us think it's crap too.

[BigBagsForRent]

The English really love their flamboyant queens for some reason.

[kjmiller1000]

I've wet myself watching this lmao

[TweekDash]

0:00

[tonythekala]

how do you skip adverts someone please tell me???

[Schadenfreudeholic]

@tonythekala Make sure you have the latest Firefox browser and install an add-on called Adblockplus. Enjoy...

[KCR53]

@ShyGuy19898 Totally agree, Can never get enough of Alan, his hilarious !!

[shadowsenzor]

People are gay, get over it.....i just dontl ike the people who pretend there gay to get attention

[LoraaCharlotte]

Awh i love him :)

[smellyduke]

@usmankhaliq02 people like you make me sick

[georgie4790]

@usmankhaliq02 Well yes I suppose he is, that's one of the quirks of being gay; you get to fuck men, so you are totally justified in calling him a "gay fucker". It would be a bit like calling you a "straight virgin".

[DanSandwich]

":o fuck me" haha

[xiFLaWLeSs]

He's actually one of the funniest men ever.

[miaxxsmiles]

ZOMG I love cupcakes, they make me laugh soooooooo much, they're amazing.

[haolihfaioefh]

Are you serious.....? Trying to sell me printer cartridges on a fucking Youtube ad?

[webdeveloper007]

fucking hate youtube adverts

[1503kay]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL alans the best, part where he says c u on celeb air was hilariousssss....... i love u alan!

[hydfawr]

Take him somewhere out to sea.Put him in a sack with a frenzied Baboon and a couple of Cobras,tie it up and throw the vile freeloader overboard.

[xxmeggzixx]

@hydfawr Dont like him? Dont watch. Idiot.

[judithkent111]

I like how he goes "I didn't even know I'd won" at the end. Obviously he didnt know he was going to win!! haha. Gotta love him though

[judithkent111]

have you given me this incase it's a fix? hahaha gotta love alan carr!

[Rumpelstiltskinsky]

reminds me of Eric Morecomb

[deadgoblin86]

FUCK YOU, ADVERTS

[2313igbill]

@deadgoblin86 The amount of adverts on youtube since google took over has been ridiculous.

[nbm34]

@deadgoblin86 I AGREE

[SeanpaulProductions]

see you on celebair lmao

[ColinXS]

That must be his brother at 0:19 !

[JackyRowe]

@ColinXS oh yeah!

[damnatium]

only us english could produce and appreciate such a man

[derdriui]

@damnatium He's basically witty and camp. Any country can appreciate that. Some Sri Lankan comics are like this. :)

[upturnedkangaroo]

@damnatium, just imagine throwing him to the yanks! They'd be lost on how to appreciate such a chap.

[OfficialDulcet]

@upturnedkangaroo I'm a 'yank' and I have a very high appreciation of British comedy. Don't be so fast to generalize....

[JadeBadClips]

@damnatium I think you might be right. That is why I'm planing on moving to the uk as quickly as I can ;-)

[DantesTear]

@damnatium the irish get him too y'know >.>

[GMMReviews]

@damnatium British. I'm scottish and my mate is welsh, we both love this guy to bits.

[GRAEMEMCFORLIFE]

@GMMReviews i'm scottish too but to be fair alan is english :L

[GMMReviews]

@GRAEMEMCFORLIFE No he said that only 'English could apreciate such a man' and yeah he is english but the british love him was what I was trying to say :P

[cosmocreeper]

@damnatium shut up mate....your boring

[lvivboi]

@damnatium Quite right there old chap. Good show.

[OriginalNex]

@damnatium I dont appreciate him and im english hes a fucking camp mupet and I dont mean hate for gay i mean the way his voice is fucking annoying

[TheSpeshulShark]

@OriginalNex Back to the cage with you, Mongo.

[onett128]

@damnatium More specifically, only us Northamptoners could produce such a man :P

[hezzywoo]

@onett128 M'duck!!! Woo NORFAMPTON!!

[GeneralFlawless]

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[YuffieRikkuJo]

THE GUY AT BEGINNING IS THE GUY FORM CAT IN THE HAT!! xD

[TheGabrielleMarquez]

I think the only people who would find this funny are people who watch Alan Carr on a regular basis...like his show Chatty Man. I used to hate Alan Carr when i saw him on the tv i was like "ughh annoying little man" but now i love him, he's actually hilarious and seems like such a nice man.

[containznutzrule]

The man is funny, but he just makes me cringe

[mouthybitch88]

i love alan carr

[poison682]

Naww hes just so lovely :)

[Chilipeppa17]

Alan Carrr <3

[Toadsanime]

Most of the people that don't find these clips funny can be understood I suppose, but then they need to see Tooth Fairy because that stand-up is hilarious.

[xcgxparawhore]

"Thank you EVER so much!" Aww xDDD

[simplysweet234]

@Lronsjetpack funny how you can change the channel on t.v, but then look him up on youtube! real casual :/

[paulback89]

@Lronsjetpack lmao nice rant

[delftbleu]

@Lronsjetpack

Awwww, bless you, love.

You might want to try pre-perusing the listings and not watching from the outset. -Can you imagine how refreshing that would be for you then, "love"?

[BrapBrap1234]

there's gay, then there's rediculously camp. He's too camp for me. Cant like him

[newmark401]

@BrapBrap1234

How camp do you like your camp people to be?

[newmark401]

@BrapBrap1234

You probably mean "ridiculously". And how camp do you like your camp people to be?

[Kirsten2009x]

i lovee himm (L) hes jst so funnyy :D

[cullendiggory]

what a legend haha

[TheBluePianist]

hes cool

[lilrandomgizmo]

bloody love him - bless he is adorable

[tbish09]

what a BABE

[Taraloveswayne]

Well done arent you clever dumbass, why would you go onto this, just to write that. If you haven't realised it's the year 2010. Or perhaps you have some issues with your own sexuality, he may be gay, but your a CUNT!!!

[ItsBenCracknell]

@cuntybollos1 Puff? What the hell is a Puff?

[ABBAMAD]

aww love him :)

[SkyRainSunClouds]

LEGEND

[thepromiseGA]

@LordArsehat eeee luk at u u shud get chucked off utube 4 that n im not bein funny lyk but ya got nottin betta 2 do than watch sum1 ya dont lyk FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!