Gabe speaks the truth (Original title in the description)

[VinceMsProductions]

Worst 4 hours of my life.

[fantomzed]

RAINBOW DOUCHE, BLASTED SALAMI.

YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Treelor]

He's got an awesome beard now.

[TheBillywitchdoctor]

Well time has very little to do with it sometimes...*points at Duke Nukem Forever*

[Flyingpies1]

IT LOOPS O3O

[mariosonicfan987]

and also because he's fat

[Avpsagaman]

Who told Gabe Newell to hold out on episode 3?

I'm not gonna say it was aliens... but it was aliens.

[GlennAnimator]

He hates the number 3 so much he even removed 0:03

[blackatuski360]

it loops, i loops, it loops , it loops........etc

[DemonFoxTom]

*video reaplys slowly letting the truth sink in about hl3*

:O

>.<

:(

:'(

FUCK

[11reactor]

*reads tags*

'blasted salami'

me: 'why does that made me think of TF2?'

[razorsharpboomer]

A Gaben joke a day keeps the release of sequels away :)

[masontao]

hes not evil hes just FAT stands for Freaking ASS Turtle

[THELASTREDMAGE]

GABEN looks like the penguin.

[bowser1027]

that line came from justice league in an episode where lex luther and the flash switched bodies.

this was a response to why lex (the flash) didnt wash in hands after leaving the bathroom.

[DemonFoxTom]

are you going to try to get out of your evil stolen money pool from tf2 and put down the ifty thousand box of donut and work on half life

*gabe noms on donut*

gabe:what?

is that a yes your going to make hl3?

gabe:no

wwwhhhhyyyyyyyy

gabe:cuz im evil *bitch* >:D

[gam3zRmyl1f3]

Me: Hey Gabe! Gabe: What? Me; Is Half-Life 3 coming out this year? Gabe: No! Me: Why?!?!? Gabe:.. Cuz I'm Evil >:D

[TheAnonLurker]

It loops, MOTHER OF GOD IT LOOPS!

[SporeFreak2010]

What? NO, Cuz im GABEN

[christ439]

look at the tags...0_o thumbs up if you think they are retared:)

[DANNYROCKHOT]

New chuck testa NOPE GABE NUEWL :LwhwaAt? nouui... kuz imn eveil

[ISlycooper120]

It might be that... I might also be that at valve, their numbers go 1,2,4,5,6,7....12,14,...22,24.­.. You get the idea

[david419224]

i watched this for an hour!!! damn gabe and his evil!!! and this vid's loopingness!!!

[ang3licd3m0n789]

What? No...Cause i'm evil >:3

[sheepdungeon]

Rename this to "Is Episode.3 Coming Out?"

[ThePeterOverlord]

OMG ITS STILL REPLAYING!!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!! YOU ARE KILLING ME!!! AGHSHFDHJFDFNOOO

[ndubzareawesome]

he answered alot of questions:

will *insert game name here* 3 ever be released?

What? no, Cuz im evil

[NarutoGeek411]

The audio is from a Jusice League episode where Flash and Lex Luthor switch bodies... Flash says this in Lex's body as a reply to someone asking him if he's going to wash his hands.

[LozoRozoDX]

It's too skinny to be Gabe Newell.

[Slazors]

What he's saying in this video is his response to my question,

"Will you ever release Episode 3?"

[deadmenish]

what episode are you guys talking about what show is it

[warwolf0315]

@deadmenish your jokeing right?:(

[deadmenish]

@warwolf0315 eerr no

[warwolf0315]

@deadmenish its the third installment of the half life video game serises

[NeoCCG]

Its from justice league if anyone was wondering.

[6BAdil]

What no cuz im evil

[JayXombie]

Hahah, I just watched that Justice League episode prior to this, great job :]

[MrSwedishguy]

oMG Gaben has been evil for 3 hours now

[legoman12384]

little girl: mr gaben ca i have my lollipop back?

[eIchristo]

Hey Gabe...Are you making precautions to prevent people from hacking your website for credit card numbers again?

[ZamuelZA]

Fans: Gabe?

Gabe: What?

Fans: Will you ever realese Episode 3?

Gabe: No.

Fans: Why?

Gabe: Cuz I'm evil

[AstropilotStudios]

Because TF2 is free now.

[DakotahfromDa]

no cuase gordan and sam are dead or something

[acau77]

Keep asking Gabe questions.

Make them yes or no.

Keep wathcing as you ask.

Ask if Episode 3 will come out.

[darmok1440]

You really hate Gabe Newell dontcha?

[lordantonio101]

argh!!! looping!!

[RobloxManiac13]

*reads tags* Rainbow D- WHAT THE-

[HumanDynamite777]

He didn't wash his hands...

[microninjaftw]

tags: gaben gabe man rainbow douche blasted salami O.O

[ThePureinmoltal]

ghost is in my computer O-O

[ninjahedgehog5]

so that's gabe newell if he was in family guy

[MrOmgitscheese]

Teh tags

[qour200]

Gabe can we have episode 3 soon?

[Wussup8000]

Anyone start humming the rhythm of a song in their head using this as the beat? Yeah, thought so.

[ZiozoneEmperor]

@TheAwesomeRacoon and that's also more years per year

[soulleader9]

@TheAwesomeRacoon its cuz hes fat XDDDD

[Godfather91290]

Gabe Newell ate 40 cakes! He ate 40 cakes! That's as many as 4 tens! And that's terribly worth the weight!

[3pepsiboy]

/watch?v=zqZMlSZzUu8

[ScarfyWarf43]

whys it keep repeeting o.o

[legoman12384]

Me: gabe can i have my lolipop back?

*this video*

[Edfan10]

OH GAWRSH IT LOOPS

[iwaswithyourmum]

Gabe walks out toilet and is heading for door

Me:aren't you gonna wash your hands

Gabe:What? NOO! cause i'm evil

[Inacapability]

Please...make it stop...(over 9,000 times later).......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH

[acau77]

I paused before watching this and fear he will say half life 3 will never come out.

[84pokedude]

i dont get it who the hell is gabe and what is this video about im so confused fhdfhfjgfkgjfjkdfsjkjgk

[iamnanosec]

simple conversation:

gabe: what?

fans: episode three please?

gabe: no...

fans: why?

gabe: 'cause im evil.

[appleprism]

Autoreplay FTW. PFFST! Does he actually enjoy torturing us delaying HL:EP3? :(

Is not fair, mommy!! Is not fair, mommy mommy!!

[toGatherThinskin]

love you're character design for Gaben. in fact, it's probably my personal favorite Gaben cartoon character design on the entire internet! (in fact, i might have to copy it cos it's so awesome).

[SandwichAndCereal]

@toGatherThinskin

thanx :)

[StrikaShot]

This voice reminds me of someone but who?

[Ignitus4Life]

Gayben

[DeloricIluris333]

So Gabe, you kill people for the good of mankind?

(play vid)

[SmashLiXs]

i wonder if he washes his hands?

[409lego]

Me:Is Episode 3 gonna come out?

Gaben:What,no

Me:Why?

Gaben:Cause I'm evil

[shadowbeam765]

The delayed of MLP:FIM Ep 203

[xkennyPLx]

Medic: When the programmers woke up, the files were missing, and the game was never heard from again! HAHAHA! ...anyway... that's how we lost Episode 3...

[mylesrvs]

Gross Gabe doesn't wash his hands

[minigunexo]

EVIL

[DrWhubs]

Yeah well they are giving us TF2'ers far more than we can ask for. And we love em for it.

[billy1520036]

oh dear god it loops

[boltfire101]

Hey gaben.....Can you release episode 3......WHY NOT!

[evilmike50]

will hl3 be releised on jan 1 2012 gaben: what no.... cuz i am evil

[SuperBoyboys]

i thought when he said "NO cuz im eve..."i thought he was gunna say WHAT no cuz im eve online

[flamingnarwalstudio]

dear god it loops 

[CheckAnon]

Oh god this audio is so familiar what is it from

[IFM2002]

@CheckAnon Justice League Unlimited - Wally West (AKA The Flash). Whole thing goes; Lex & Flash switched bodies by some accident, during this scene that Flash says this line is when he goes into the bathroom after realizing who he looked like, when he comes out of the stall he gets told by another villain that his big speech is up, so he goes to leave. Villain asks if he's going to wash his hands. See video for response.

[CheckAnon]

@IFM2002 That's it

[pranksterpinkiepie]

WASH YOUR DAMNED HANDS ALEADY!

[konnii1]

i knew it

[monus782]

SandwichAndCereal, are you a brony?

*This video*

[Hazelnutfilling]

@monus782 Nope, he said so in another video anyways ;P

[jamesthejuggernut]

valve can't count to 3

[njdmanok]

How to end loop: turn annotations off. :)

[BWS777unlucky]

@njdmanok NO!CUZ IM EVIL

[Nessthegreat]

EVERY

VILLAIN

IS

LEMONS

Gabe... are you lemons?

[SideShowShayne1]

@Nessthegreat But Gabe ate all the Lemons.

[ZippyRagu]

Everyone knows that evil doers have chicken wings.

[kalvarr]

episode 3 of what?

[greatman3388]

Wait, was there more news on Ep 3 being delayed or something?

[fur911]

So Gabe, I heard you're evil.

[Nirual86]

At least wash your hands Gabe.

[Lemileant]

can't stop watching it, the animation is funny even without the voice

[123niik]

and i'm calling you fat because i'm MORE evil

[idkanameforthis1]

makes no sense

[SandwichAndCereal]

@idkanameforthis1

Does it have to? *wink*

[idkanameforthis1]

@SandwichAndCereal no not really

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@SandwichAndCereal

Rainbow Douche? I read the tags. Enjoy the Blasted Salami by the way XD

[DOUGHNUTROCK]

It keeps on going

[DOUGHNUTROCK]

thats creepy because it really goes on forever

[Slendoman]

This Goes To My Favourites

[M92FSINOX]

not wrong

[ulTimothy]

I thought he couldn't do anything right? Now he's evil? O.o

[Gigamyt3]

No. 'Cause I'm The Flash! :3

[HiragaSaitoZero]

Yeahhh... Eviiil..... 

[M3aaaqHD]

There is no 0:03

[Lemileant]

How do you watch all the same things I do? I just found out about this quote like a month ago...

[officialunofficial]

Did you wash your hands?

[Karpens16]

I do it all because I'm evil.

[GedankeFleisch]

gabe have you ever lost weight?

*video starts*

DAMN!

[MehTheBoy]

*raises fist* GAAAAAABE

[Nearisking93]

BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!!

[CrazyMv94]

OH SHI-

[RaggleFraggle14]

Hey Gabe, why don't you wanna run to the park?

Gabe: What, no, cuz I'm fat

[Stickbabiga]

Gabe Newell isn't evil, he's a troll! Trolls never admit their evil and constantly have silly looks on their faces.

[LifeDeathAndCats]

Did you loop this because you're nice?

WHAT? No, cause I'm evil.

[gork234]

Episode 3 no how about just Half Life 3?

[evilmonkey21000]

i have eaten all of africa's food because i'm EVIL!

and im STILL not releasing episode 3!



[CodyAlanWoods]

win.

[UnofficialHFReviews]

OMYGOD! IT LOOPS!

[tudssquadbuisness]

Where did you get the voice?

[drumlip]

@tudssquadbuisness Justice League Unlimited.

[ComputerNut277]

Can We Have Episode 3?

[goodkid457]

how`d this get looped?

[JacobVonRoker]

It's not Gabe's fault, it's Robin Walker

[clp120591]

Sure, whatever you say, Flash.

[TheSpriteStory]

Are you going to wash your hands?

[ItsLeeBro]

This is the... dwah?

[NinjaTy69]

Fuck how ever put this online glitched my coputer

[kalvarr]

is the original audio from megas XLR?

[razgar02]

@kalvarr no, it's from justice league

[willtthorne]

how do u make it lloooooooooooooooooopp

[tjl1297]

great, you delayed episode another 6 centurys

[TheMightyP00tis]

uh nope its just me, gabe newell

[njdmanok]

ENLESS LOOP!

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

the video won't stop replaying itself. . .

It must be Evil. . .

[ShoopDaWoosh]

Uh no, he's just Gaben.

[armoredvampire]

Uh, no im gayben

[CelanSnipers]

You can start of any of these paragraphs,

(What, No, and 'Cause I'm evil.)

they will always make sense.

[Pikacshu]

why the original is not in the description as the title says?

Cus youre evil!

[JojoMonReturns91]

Gabe has become the next *puts shades on* Lex Luthor

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Did anybody get the reference on that? Cause you may need to wash the dirt because a somewhat blasted bandicoot named Crash may have decided to make my hands all dirty. Please eliminate him N.Gin would you CAUSE I'M EVIL! >:D

Signed Dr. N Cortex

[gPaHaTaTa]

Are you gonna release EP3 soon?

What? Why?

[MrXarlable]

yay gabe jokes

[LassesIndex]

@MrXarlable no

[MrXarlable]

@LassesIndex Exactly, Lasses.

[LassesIndex]

@MrXarlable xd my name is fede also no

[MrXarlable]

@LassesIndex I know but I prefer calling you lasses

And yeah no

[LassesIndex]

@MrXarlable no

[MrXarlable]

@LassesIndex :((((

pleeeeeeeeease

[LassesIndex]

@MrXarlable no

[simpsoncheat]

fatty fatty no parents

[ShadowGlove84]

Gabe majored in game design, and minored in horribleness.

[2007excalibur2007]

The delaying of EP3... in a nutshell.

[3pepsiboy]

aw fatman Please!, this is getting akward.

[CheeseCakeBomber]

you're gonna get famous now... XD

[CLSwain]

Wash your hands, Gaben.

[JojoMonReturns91]

@CLSwain Funny, reminds me of Filbert Turtle. You Turn the Page, You Wash Your Hands.

So I guess it's "You Turn the Page GabeNewel, you wash your hands Gaben."

[MrGmodlol61]

THIS LOOPS?! WHAT DARK SCOURERY IS THIS

[blackjedi111]

It takes 400,000 sandviches for Gabe to work on episode 3... For 12 seconds.

[pongboy1100]

episode 3 gabe? please? what no!

[hanbury9Mincraft]

Episode 3? It's going to be like duke nukem forever: after giving up hope, it will be released, And boy will it suck. That's my theory.

[MrGmodlol61]

@hanbury9Mincraft Theory failed, valve doesn't fail at making games.