Deus EX HR - Dealing with the 4chan kid

[BrainSeepsOut]

1:50 DEAL WITH IT

[KookyincSucksShit]

/v/ users are losers. These freaks live in their parents basements and if they don't, they are as sad as the guy in this video. Deus Ex realistically displayed what a /v/ user would look like and be like. If you ask me, that pile of steaming shit deserved what he got at the end as do all the no life trolls that use /v/.

[CanadianPolybius]

"I was told I was meeting a girl"

Never change, /v/

[Patrick96ification]

I'M TIRED OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS!

[JHVH1]

It was nice doing both side missions without losing money. When I was helping the hooker out I got the info from the guy by giving him 2000 credits and then punched him out and got my money off his body.

[SmexyKream]

You should have planted a gun on him. "You all saw him... He had a gun."

[upalive11]

Did any1 else notice that if you look around the offices in the game, there are "forever alone" post-it notes in some of them.

[darnoc001]

I never asked for /b/ ಠ__ಠ

[manoo205]

I just payed him, then shot him with the tranquilizer gun (because I'm nice) and took my money back.

[schwarg]

1:54 lol would love to do that to all the keyboard warriors on /b/

[Desh681]

1:52 - He's going for his gun! Get him!

[TheNukaColaQuantum]

I think somebody knew he was here.

[jamesfish05]

He was probably from 2chan.

[MrEricSir]

"Rules 1 & 2, newfag!"

[jamesfish05]

@MrEricSir Too bad rules 1 and 2 were made because of stupid kids like you.

[TheCookBlock]

I swear to God, when I tried to loot him I found spaghetti in his pockets.

[comeonboeltsy]

@TheCookBlock LOL

[stifflersmum7]

@TheCookBlock LOLWUT? liar.

[saxophoneftw]

Sounds like a play on that guy who tried to sell out Anonymous

[MahajiHaji]

Something something, death and taxes... Confucius.

[Desstromath]

Thing is there are no consequences to making decisions. Nothing really significant or even subtle happens from many of your choices. Kinda miss that from Deus Ex.

[FireButts15]

I love how smashthestatechan exists.

[TheLackofattack]

I gave him the money then i took it back.

[MrYourSpacer]

@TheLackofattack me too

[Fironkkuify]

That piece of shit deserved that, did the same thing as well. Getting all goody-goody with a speech about how sad times have been, then tries to rip you off and complains about it and has the balls to call ya a liar.

Gotta love having that freedom to just beat the shit out of nearly any NPC. -w-

[ThatUJohnWayne]

He's a gook. He's from 2chan.

[rumbazz]

@ThatUJohnWayne LOL. Chinese people get swarmed whenever they post on 2ch.

[SuperMicklovin]

He sounds like Christian Bale

[Khalirei]

Nice Hat, confucius.

[mrmetaldad]

1:54 thats what you get for pedobear

[robioz]

Jensen has a nice hat.

[Wharwulif]

Never noticed the 4chan....

Anyway,I don't have time for this!

[ArcaneBastard]

Adam Jensen: Supreme Badass

[TheOGLockdown]

See ya later....X.

*Activates shades*

OOOHHHHH YYEEEAAHHH

*K.O.*

[balsphinktahr]

Mr... X, was it?

Deus, Deus EX.

Not X. EX.

Damn Asian names...

[Klinikas]

Just shitty, boaring, linear game, no interesting storry, no exiting enviroment, nothing to look at and nowhere to explore

[namenase]

@Klinikas If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

There are more people on this particular page that DON'T share your opinion than ones who do.

And if you don't like it, why do you even bother watching videos for it?

[Klinikas]

@namenase You know, youtube, sometimes you whach shit here not on purpose, and about lame game, what can i do, it is true, all things i sayed is true, sorry...

[jaydubyuel]

@Klinikas Go play Call of Duty then, see if that lives up to its hype.

[jamesfish05]

@jaydubyuel In fact even Call Of Duty is pretty good in comparance to shit Deus Shitfest.

[jaydubyuel]

@jamesfish05 I don't understand why you'd waste time watching a video of a game you hate though.

[Klinikas]

@jaydubyuel Well Call of duty at least have a nice graphics and some moments you remember for some time. I finished deus ex end forgot about it, there is no event in the game that stayed in my mind as something cool etc, dont you agree?

[pitbullisgai]

@Klinikas gtfo of here you graphics and overrated game loving piece of shit

[pitbullisgai]

@Klinikas Okay... how? Idiot.

[lordvivecjjj]

@Klinikas what's the fucking LINK between COD and DE? They are 2 type of completely different games, wtf... it's like comparing Sim city and Nascar Pro racing, wtf man

[CinderblockTV]

@Klinikas get the fuck out

[Klinikas]

@CinderblockTV :*

[ZPM7]

@Klinikas Deus Ex isn't about set pieces, you stupid fuck. I'll bet you like the Transformers movies too, don't you, you uncultured moron?

[PurpleStorm8]

@Klinikas I thourght I was the only one that thourght that.

[Alfareon]

You didn't teabag him?

[MrWafflesthefish]

How are his glasses on his head? I see no things around his ears...

[namenase]

@MrWafflesthefish The frames are kinda screwed into his face and the lenses can retract back into his head

[MrWafflesthefish]

@namenase Holy shit, thats weird.

[namenase]

@MrWafflesthefish I guess so XD

[jawafan]

I hated that quest, the only thing I heard was "Find Everyn Carmichael and what happened to her" in a little Chinese man's voice, pissed me off....

[ThePorkingPig]

Nice hat.

[anangrygoldfish]

The #chan dude sounds like Jar Jar Binks around 1:38

[emiemioo]

GODDAMN MURRICANN

[bfhfreakable]

its #chan not 4 chan

[Lifeless9619]

@bfhfreakable Part of the joke genius =D

[renanherz]

i lol'd at the end

[Daniel91LC]

Y U NO PAY ME!?

[JSKish11]

YOU, YOU SCOUNDREL

[xXCH405Xx]

FALCON, PAWNCH

[Lazierc]

"I was told I would be meeting a girl."

I see what they did there.

[RemiDobbs]

This conversation will self destruct in three

[ShadeIsaac]

Its funny. Because I gave him the money. Then checked if there where no cops, punched him in the face. Took the money. Got the hell out of there.

[daffyphack]

@ShadeIsaac I did all that except for the "getting the hell out of there." I just walked away, whistling a happy tune.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Typical 4channer.

[BUSHMAS73R]

"I knew someone was here" - Yeah, it's a public street...

[TehIncredibleFaceGuy]

Oh Jensen, you so funny.

oh wait wrong old meme

DAMN JENSEN, YOU SCARY

Better.

[deektedrgg]

>implying there are asian #channers left in the wake of the white suburban underage American /b/tard apocalypse

[TheSamuel1115]

Didn't knew Batman 's givin' voice for Adam...

[Mayhzon]

I used to care about all the memes you guys just mentioned, but then I took a dying motherboard to the knee... :/

[genericity]

you guys talking about memes are fags

[IRL337Gamer]

I really really really really never asked for this. And the stupid forever alone memes and shit.

What the fuck eidos? I hope you don't associate reddit with that shit.

[lordvivecjjj]

@IRL337Gamer FUCK YOU that's goddamn funny! They did a great job. Oh, but maybe you're a 4channer nerd yourself... that explains everything

[IRL337Gamer]

@lordvivecjjj >lordvivecjjj

Oh yeah, I'm the nerd. Play it loud, scrub.

[lordvivecjjj]

@IRL337Gamer and I'm a troll xD

[IRL337Gamer]

@lordvivecjjj No you're not, fuck off tard.

[lordvivecjjj]

@IRL337Gamer yes I am, fuck YOU

[IRL337Gamer]

@lordvivecjjj

>Troll getting mad at someone else for telling them they're not a troll

0/10 see me after class. Trolls never admit they're trolling unless they're truly retarded. Kill yourself.

[lordvivecjjj]

@IRL337Gamer you being a nerd. Nuff said

[lordvivecjjj]

@lordvivecjjj even worse a /b/tard...

[IRL337Gamer]

@lordvivecjjj

>2011

>Going on /b/

What kind of faggot are you? Obviously if you admit you're a troll you're either a retard that spends 100% of their time on /b/ as a babby troll or a retard who is just retarded

[OMGWTFBBQxBro]

@IRL337Gamer

Freaking argue through the use of PMs, if i wanted to see retards fighting i could go to Chuckie Cheese.

[lordvivecjjj]

@OMGWTFBBQxBro you're right. but I'm no retard

[lordvivecjjj]

@IRL337Gamer yes, argue using PM and while you're at it, go fuck yourself

[BangingMash]

I don't like giving him 1000, but considering how much money you have by the time you get to him, it doesn't hurt.

[YogieMcStogie]

I knew someone was here!

[jmm1233]

he used to work in medical , until he took a fist to the face

[siikaismo]

I always started talking to him.

When he said the first word against me, i knocked him to the trash.

[XKDUBSTEP]

Jensen: fucking n00b, its all about sickipedia.

[VariaZero]

Guard: I knew someone was here!

(Normally, any one of us would say "Oh Shi-")

Jensen: Bring it on.

[WorldOpener]

Before I knocked him out, I carefully checked there's no police around. But nonetheless, beating him seems to be common. What does that tell us about human nature? ;)

[KiraTsukasa]

@WorldOpener That if you're gonna support 4chan, never broadcast it in real life or you'll get knocked the fuck out?

[16mes]

SWEET DREAMS!

[Deathseeker214]

Should have asked him where to go for cheese pizza.

[KrispyMofo]

HE GOT KNOCKED DE FUCK OWT

[ashpd101]

"Thats a Shame"

[Heydshaut]

YOU WANT AUTOPSY REPORT? FIVE DORRAR!

[nwahforever]

Thats why I taze all the cops before I start walking in a city. That way I can shoot the rude morons too

[Hujublego]

I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE!

[dredful00]

/f/aget

[Zeikfreakiful]

Ok Jensen, wrap it up.

Jensen - WAIT, just lemme punch him.

*SMASH*

Jensen - I'm satisfied. 

[DoomCenturion]

sounds like kermit in places

[crabman306]

1:53 describes what I want to do to the trolls on 4chan.

[MapleAI]

@crabman306 HOW CAN I GET BACK AT HIM

[Headcrabman99]

what a shame

[Shetyre]

garbage day !

[ilurvebigbutts]

Seriously? This guy just tried to extort money from THE Adam Jensen?! Does AJ LOOK like the kind of guy that would take that shit?

[johnyyonehand]

I was told i would be meeting a girl..... Oh... i laughed so hard at this part.... Girls does not exist in the internet.

[lordvivecjjj]

@johnyyonehand it seems you never seen youporn then....

[johnyyonehand]

@lordvivecjjj

it seems you know so little about 4chan and internet pal.

[lordvivecjjj]

@johnyyonehand it seems I'm not a NERD like you

[Izanagi1990]

i was expecting some hacker on steroids...

[Halberd96]

'I was told I would be meeting a girl'

silly 4channers

[kerrowe]

does paying him really matter?

[0Shank0]

@kerrowe I don't think so. I never paid him lol and I looked up walkthroughs and they didn't mention and gameplay changes. But if you do pay him you probably can still take him out and take it back lol.

[hotcreamables]

He speaks like batman-.-

[TedJD]

Wonder if anything different will happen with either choice. It didn't really matter to me when I gave him 1000 credits cause I could just knock him out and take it back.

[Blackjesus209]

@TedJD knock him out i killed him one less /B/ tard running around

[thatrealycoolguy]

@TedJD Nope. It does not matter. At all. I played through the entire game and not a single decision I made made a difference in the entire game. It bugged me.

[DXfanization]

@thatrealycoolguy Decisions DO matter in the game. But not on the same scale as in the first game of the series.

[lordvivecjjj]

@thatrealycoolguy it makes difference in XP gaining... and it DOES MATTER for me, since I've been able to unlock all the aug

[DXfanization]

@TedJD Wellcome to the wonderfull world of Deus Ex:)

[ReplicatorFifth]

@TedJD I did that..alot XD

[veranderfel]

I did the same thing then I dragged his ass into the back of a store closet and closed the door

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

Well, it looks like it's time...

*puts on sunglasses*

...to take out the trash.

YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarioBrosClassic]

@GIRLIKESTACOS OH WOW ORIGINAL FUNNY AND JUST SOO HAPPY GOOD COMMENT! FELLOW CHRISTIANS UNITE!

[ShadowNny]

@GIRLIKESTACOS I used to make shitty sunglasses jokes, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

@ShadowNny Congrats for using a meme even worse than the one I used.

[ShadowNny]

@GIRLIKESTACOS Your just jelly that this meme is now the top text meme and yours is out of date. = P

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

@ShadowNny nah.

[ShadowNny]

@GIRLIKESTACOS Yah.

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

@ShadowNny nope.avi

[MrSlatwob]

@GIRLIKESTACOS I used to think nope.avi was funny, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ShadowNny]

@GIRLIKESTACOS Yep.mov/>>-------knee----->

[GeekMaster6000]

@ShadowNny It's not funny, so stop trying.

[ShadowNny]

@GeekMaster6000 Neither are you, so stop trying.

[Jaramo1]

@GIRLIKESTACOS

But...IT'S...RECYCLABLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLES!

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

@Jaramo1 NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GodBlessYou2008]

all chinese hackers are deserved to end up like this

[Theonegamefreak]

@GodBlessYou2008 Why only Chinese hackers?

[dinwixie]

I knew someone was here!

[benny6555]

the graphics arnt exactly good considering the game itself was released in 2011

[Hivnom]

@benny6555 It was designed with lower end computers in mind.

[compwiz00]

@Hivnom That's great. Most games are. However most games also do a better job scaling up to high end computers.

That said, it's certainly the best game I've played this year. Also the DLC, it's awesome too.

[Agieenori]

Finally someone who comments on his hat. Good job!

[gambitsuper7]

lol gj

[superdupersprocker]

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