The Poptart Tragedy in Real Life

[TheMaskedUgly]

evertim/

[iTouchiPodz]

Whats a "PoTart?"

[Mtl7712]

5ever

[catapl0x]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[keeletu]

cry this if u like evritime

[chrisxdeboy]

I like noise when the potart hits the wall. It made me giggle.

[sparkey989]

potarts

[63chicago6]

Hah you need to reenact the other one where she girl runs across the street before "the green man" shows up.

[MrKobraful]

"gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn.

gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

*** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***"

[PuddlePonders]

Every. Single. Tim. :'(

[MiguelGNU]

:'(

[themightychest]

didn't cry, not even close

[BadgerBadger420]

28 people dont have hearts.

[jerexbearrr]

it mak me crey evertim thums up if mak u crey 2 evrtiem

[Mulungski]

I CREY EVERTIM ::'(((((((((((((

[godlydrmr]

Ay cred leik a litel bayby erratim

[waitwhatwasthat]

Every tim man, every tim

[Bonkava]

813 people cry ever tim.

[dmissirlian]

what in the hell are po tarts?



[iamjakt]

OMG I CRI LYK DIS. EVRY TIEM.

[mbonfantiful]

*crie noises*

[iAmWillJ91]

omgz i creyz 5 deyz. so bootyful.

[ikuzogin]

Ommggzz so sad! :'"( i luv dis.

[Khronnus]

I tried to hate this. So badly.

[kaakoo]

CRI SO WUNDFUL

[YamiSilaas]

I AM CRAI IT IS SO BUTIFEL STORI

[Epsssssss]

ther was a bootiful ring insyd :( :( :( dat mean he luvved her 5eva :(

[Caeseur]

i cr er tim

[netgod2002]

the fuck is a poe tart?!

[destinystruth]

i cryeddd :'( 

[ZachCoffeeLover92]

HOW CAN U NOT CRY EVERTIM?!

[ghost0null]

:'(



[RainbowZebracorn]

**liks**

[artiswrite]

:-'(



[Dasten]

i cry evertim

[Ponishead]

;_;

[LidlFisken]

I AM SPEECHLESS AND SHITING BATS

MARVELOUS!

[QuilavaKing]

This would be even better if it had duke's narration still.

[pajamaloaf]

can you get me some... potartz?

i lmao'd

[dogindagrass]

I Lol'd

[blahblahhai]

HE THREW THE POPTART LOLOL

[KRAZEEIBANEZ]

10 people don't cry everytime

[H3ath3r4596]

What a bootiful diomand :*

[TheFearlessGFX]

I CRY EVERTIM :'(

[snipezgreat]

wut waz dat?

[TheFearlessGFX]

dis so sad, it mak me cry evertim :'(

[ComputerXpert100]

evertim :(

[nonononono860]

i am crying everytime

[embrytic]

Works better on the page

[ncdcperson]

liklikliklikliklikliklikliklik­liklikliklik

[SilverPup88]

0:47 was priceless.

[TheSimpleZac]

lik dis if u cry evertim :'(

[statusisaway]

i think it waz sd wen he trew potart at wol

[Brainbread]

What the fuck is a poe-tart.

[ToontownTurtle]

@Brainbread Poptart.

[Brainbread]

@ToontownTurtle

I know what she was supposed to say. It was that she is very clearly saying. "Poetarts" instead.

[Toastrecon1]

@Brainbread

That's how it was spelled in the original copypasta.

[huhabah]

omg :( rly sd rly rly sad it sad bcus she di an i cry evertim ;((((

[BeRad117]

A bootiful diomand ring wuz insyd.

[JesseDarklight]

my eyes watered at "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband" that shits funny !

[twntyfor24twntyfor]

Haha that was quiet the throw there dude.

[wreepwreep]

This shit is fucking GOLD.

[ThatsGrotesque]

thank you for making this. i love you.

[l4ndst4nder]

I cry @ dis cuse they be hapi if she not ded. ;_;

[llecho419ll]

~~dis mak mi cri evry tim~~

[raaaa5]

o noez, she ded. //////////////////

[herrbidaceous]

7 people dont cry evertim.. <///3

[vistanarvas]

@herrbidaceous 34 now

[camochic66]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <3 it

[ExhumedWolf]

I cried but out of laughter.

[BrodyGunter]

....mfw i realized this was /b/ on dramatic stories

[ArTiCCsTutorials]

@BrodyGunter mfw you actually just said that...

[IDIDNOTDOTHAT1]

i cris evy tuim i sis tis

[BrotherDarky]

Would have made me crie evertim if "In the arms of an angel" played at the end.

[VisceralScab]

i watched this 6 tiems an i crie evertim...

[oscarmikefoxtrot]

i love the noise of the poptart hitting the wall

[enigma273]

I didn't get it till the blood sugar bar came up... hahahahahahahaha

[BeauWhomFilms]

can you get me a po-tart

[Kharajo]

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...thums up if u cry evry time...~*xxx

[Psychonik3]

@Kharajo U spelt evrytim rong !!11!@

[john117dude]

This was awesome. I'm sorry, but there's just no way I like this one more...

[TehTy777]

:,(

[DukeLovesYou]

Your interpretation of my original masterpiece is truly breathtaking and awe-inspiring.

BEAUTIFUL WORK.

[ShatterFrame]

@DukeLovesYou I read this comment in your voice; it was awesome. THANKS MAN

[TerriblyIvan]

@ShatterFrame "BOOTIFUL WERK"

[CaramelCat123]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA- This is AMAZING!! XD

[metalcoat1000]

I used to eat pop tarts then i took a arrow to the knee. LOL ( '_' )

[shadowsandbag]

@metalcoat1000 NO, STOP WITH THE STUPID ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES. THEY WERE FUNNY OINCE, NOW THEYRE OVERUSED! /flameoff

[chrisjsevers]

@shadowsandbag I used to think arrow to the knee jokes were stupid like you.... until I took an arrow to the knee.

[quinnman89]

@metalcoat1000 no... there is no lol.... in that joke... NO NOOOO GAWD NO just... NO

[DireZyre]

... I... am so... fucking... confused...