Hands Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

[thevethouse]

nipple pinch!

[SniperSam034]

i still have skin cancer....

[DrDOA]

MC Jealous Hamburger!

[N617A]

sounds like someone is so excited about the product it made him sick!!!!! (fail joke btw)

[DaSandalSock]

1,900 handless people missed the like button.

[madness17111]

"I wanna put my penis in your bum!!!" LMAOOOOOO

[Marxadus]

more of the jealous hamburger !

[nattyfreshful]

why did i show this to my mom? FAIL.

[SinDnbTV]

@nattyfreshful I showed my mom f**k everything and she lol'ed.

[13CzarDmitry]

Hello

[djloco63]

Hey i just called 1-800-AIDS-FART and it WOOOOOORRKS :D a porn operator pop ups :D did you ever see me so happy?

[piratsindre17]

1900 don't have hands?

[GenocidalEdge]

Where can I get that hamburger?

[JackieQuacky]

He totally slapped the freezer, not the fridge >:( THIS COMMERCIAL IS A LIEEE D;

[hazzerthegr8]

damn jews

[lyradem1]

Inabllity to high five is the tragedy of men's life :D

[Evilstrikerx]

hands free fapping

[airsoftkingman]

Ahahhahaha this reminded me of Tim and Eric, well done

[HouseFreak97]

1:13 air fingering xD

[digitalpaintb0ll]

1:27 :)))))

[GropeZero]

1,900 people are U2 fans.

[TheCliffdog7]

whats that tune at the end of the vid

[Ninjafrog3434]

phone is on a string

[ajackinthebox99]

thanks man i got a pair right away and they work out great

[crofud]

i have hands. I STILL CAN'T FUCKING DRIBBLE.

[VciciV05]

@crofud used to have the same problem..try it with your forehead

[tommymanejr1]

watching this high as fuck hahaha funny shit

[sirsprinkles1]

im doing a project for this on school

[ruption]

(0:48) ONE MILLION PERSONS WILL CLICK THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER

[sailorkid94]

@ruption no



[nasikremes]

ching chong ching chong hahahah

[grege697]

I wanna put my penis in your bumb lol

[gtapringle]

ITS TACO FROM THE LEAGUE

[PuffyPikachu1]

Does calling 1800-AIDS-FART actually work?? Someone whos tried it tell me!

[BrowningThirty]

@PuffyPikachu1 No, "AIDS-FART" has 8 numbers when actual phone numbers have 7,

[DrMorningWoods]

Lyra Heartstrings wants.

[RigelArcanum]

@DrMorningWoods WHY YOU GOTTA STEAL MY JOKE FROM OUR SKYPE CALLBHFSBAHBAFBASFBFJKABJKASF

[guitarman0365]

this helped me greatly ...with HANDS I can use the keyboard to search the internet and end my Sundays afternoon the right way. thankz hands.

[skull1841]

TROLOLOLOL

[DigitalMonkey3113]

Oiiiu eewwaaaassaanbnnvtryr ssssasoipoponmmmrerwr jhjghasasmnbnddfdssa

[RushSTRM]

I wantggd handsfgsa

[Blankac3]

I want some hands

[KiaishiNoKure]

How are you supposed to call without hands? XD

[UnstoppableSan]

@KiaishiNoKure I guess, if you have already hands (and want another pair, maybe as a present), you can call him. When I wanted to buy my first pair of hands, I simply had to pee in a bucket and send it to his dick. My hands came just a fes days later.

By the way, I have a question for everyone! My right hand seems to be a bit buggy, it always tries to grab women's breasts. I try to stop it, but it doesn't work. Can I send my hands to Jon Lajoie and get a new pair?

[olcan14421]

@UnstoppableSan Uuum yeah try to update your right hand to the current version please. That should solve the issue. And if that doesn't solve your curret situation you can always cut it off and sew it back.

[AnEpicFail2467]

@KiaishiNoKure you could pee in a bucket and send it to my dick :P

[SavannahDarlink]

@KiaishiNoKure Your tongue.

[slayerx2c25]

@KiaishiNoKure just piss in a bucket and mail it to his dick

[eltono1892]

@KiaishiNoKure thats why you can simply pee in a bucket and mail it to his dick!

[greatfelixo]

i just got some hands they are awesome ive already wrote a story about a burp farts

[sbcistheboss]

Hands also help you type...I think

[konohamarutard]

actually, this is a good product for all those handless Neopets. Aisha's, poogles, wocky's, poor sods.

[kamakz3]

1897 people died of hand swallowing

[Minatoleekrinaze]

Hey, Fuck you West Side! >:U *tries flipping off*

*has no hands*

.....

I need some hands... *calls*

[pessa92]

I can finally hold a picture of Emilio Estevez

[bengaljtiger]

press 8 repeatedly.

[Banops10]

I had to buy this product before i could type this messege

[mudvayne1993]

Seriously! Call 1-800-AIDS-FART...its a real fucking number!!!LOL

[ikbenkweetnioegeil]

geniaal!!

[wildcats520]

side effects: fuck you

[heusspower]

the hamburger rules even without hands...

[itsbrulls]

1,896 people are jealous they can't slap a fridge.

[Williamgoodrich1]

Do t Eva füçk with a jealous hamburger :D

[tjilla0714]

West Side (damn)

[Elijahx775]

@sniperkid23333 fuckin dumbass

[superdrummergaming]

I LOVE racist gardening!

[MattyMonkey]

Hand's the commercial clearly made for Lyra Bronies Represent

[deensjay]

dude, after about 6 years or so of YouTubing, your literally the first vid ive come across, loved every mili second, wished I did it before you, then finally hit subscribe.

[metalhead4231]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER WATCHED!............ well aside from all your other videos!!!:)))

[XxDemonlordxX]

throw a basketball

thriw a tiger

[musjamasha]

what the watch did I just fuck?

[PuffyPikachu1]

He pukes omg that was so hillarous!!!!!!!

[Bagalo123]

@PuffyPikachu1 indeed it is

[Hinatafanboy08]

can we return hands for a refund?

[JamaicaMan82]

I have to ask something...did you/your dick ever actually receive any buckets full of pee?

[packered]

So, who else actually tried calling 1-800-AIDS-FART?

[nachos4444]

@packered me

[iPhoneAppGuide]

1,896 people do not have hands and had trouble using the mouse.

[DevilOnHog]

Throw basketball,Throw tiger...

ahahahaha

[arlydarly66]

omg the skin cancer guy is the gay prostitute from the best song ever!!!

[SuperForeverAloneGuy]

I dialed 1-800-AIDS-FART, and got a sex line. Made perfect sense.

[iancccahoon]

you were looking at my girlfreind so i shot ya, dont ever fuck with a jealous hamburga!

[headcrusher0032]

I can't dial the phone number. I don't have hands. :(

[sniperkid23333]

everyone is a retard.... being jewish is a choice not a race,,, race is liek Black or white .... something u can not help .... But what ever

[Jammanio]

@sniperkid23333 actually, a looong time ago, Jews were a race, hence the big nose "stereotype." It eventually became a religion, as Jews all believed in the same thing.

[brichmond33]

Point at ketchup

[brichmond33]

Sniperkid23333 is a fuckin dumbass

[TheGreyestRust]

I knew there would be a reference to masturbation in this.

[MrLIKEABOSS6969]

More commercial videos!!

[RedRingOfLife]

my comment had 74 thumbs up but its still not on top comments... i guess it made it to the hall of fame

[MrBlooCola]

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: ...Fuck You...

[sniperkid23333]

Jew isnt a race xD

[BuecherFuerAlle]

@sniperkid23333 except that you're wrong. retard.

[Jammanio]

i hate when the top comment is a line from the video

[diavolul20]

damn jews!! :)))

[OmniDubStep]

I Woulda Clicked 'Thumbs Up' But I Don't Have Any Hands! :/

[FightForKissesTR]

worst thing would be not to jerk off

[AlphaJoi]

this is so silly i like it

[RockNRollNews12]

YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY GIRLFRIEND SO SHOT SHOT DONT EVER FUCK WITH A JEALOUS HAMBURGA

[parmomE]

Yesss! I have the same phone as Jon Lajoie!

[ItsMeYouGotAProblem]

Gay Masterbation I want to put my penius in your bum!! Lmfao

[1PonyGirl1]

hells i need a new pair of hands !

[12salex]

man you are a genius haha

[TheReaper2002]

dfdffddfhldfxlçdfhxdlsdgsklsld­fyxd,lçsdgsdgrlgsd!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Maxenificant]

Absolutely! Fucking! Great!

[Molybdan42]

Make honey,honey-make hone,honey make !

[angelifyification]

Is that jon at 1:01?



[BlazeABD]

Amazing!

[xHQGinGex]

press 3

[DrAimazing]

1893 people have skin cancer...

[john1pimp1archer]

nipple pinch

[MegaMilkncookies]

hes right U2 sucks

[elloelloello1100]

exagerated lean hahahahahaha

[LoseControlForDeath]

press 7 for my dick

[evgeni1994]

West Side :D Damn it!

[AlphaZulu018]

1,893 people were actually born with hands....

[CorpsesUnderIce]

@AlphaZulu018 and how did they click on the dislike button without hands? haha

[cataclysmicalyepic]

1893 people lost the argument with the jealous hamburger

[KENOROID]

Hold 3 for masturbation

[Plethorix]

How do you call them without fingers?

Debunked maffacka!

[YankeeFan284]

Before: I have skin cancer.....

After: I still have skin cancer.....

xDxDxDxDxDxD

[BloodyHeadbutt]

Anyone else notice the Mighty Boosh sticker at 0:40 ? :D

[epicwhyguy1234]

How can i call 1-800-AIDS-FART if i dont have hands. Wait how can i type with boxing gloves on?

[Alias3141]

@epicwhyguy1234 Ha, Homestar Runner references...

[Shinrah123]

this is so idiot but i cant stop laughing

[F4TALxSN1P3Z]

@Shinrah123 lol u fail at life. ur supposed to put, " This is so IDIOTIC...."

[KENOROID]

5 business days later

Mail to Jon Laoie's, dick?

[KENOROID]

Guys complaning about how to call with no hands just STFU and dial with your toung or something

[SuperFileshare]

@KENOROID dial with ur moms dick

[gdwhat]

The best part about this whole thing is the U2 burns. Fucking U2 sucks.

[13CzarDmitry]

I love everyone!

[shine199622]

how am i going to call you or hold the mug if i dont have hands?

[Ceramaad]

WESTSIDE! (Dammit!)

[Ceramaad]

Fucking hilarious!

Sorry guys, going to do some racist gardening..... :P

[heroj154]

how can i call them if i don't have any hands?

[doopface23]

0:23 He has a friend??

Also. Whats up with him and that tiger?

[guilacrosse]

Did anybody call 1800 aids fart? I did and it's a sex line...

[cj4754]

racist gardening...damn jews xD lmfao

[SaltyMeatloaf3]

Air Fingering.

[milkmanskehan99]

The fuck you looking at bitch !!

[TechnoFr3ak1]

How did he open the book?O.o

[mast3rchi3fafk]

@TechnoFr3ak1 he used his mouth. duh

[loudmusicman4]

nipple pinch, GENOCIDE.

nice timing...

[alkarioma]

*FAP FAP FAP* I WANNA PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR BUM!

[Epicrenamon777]

as seen on Equestria daily? O_O holy shit :DDD

[Tortilla1111]

throw basketball!

throw tiger! lol!

[LeTiTrAiNoVeRmE12]

So funny hahahah

[Septhin]

"I have skincancer."

*with hands you'll be able to..*

"I still have skincancer."

[WitchDoctor87]

That's not how you hand swallow its the wrong hole!! oh... wait i'm thinking fisting

[icejaff]

I mailed a bucket of piss to your dick but I never got my hands :(

[coppertoe1215]

equestria daily...WHAT?

[RaCoOnsdy888]

Make honey

[ClemiHW]

I have some problems with my hands, they're always searching Porn website.

[ivelostcontrolagain]

i don't have hands. bitch please

[love19025]

WEST SSSIIIDDEEE! dam it!

[havablast131]

You were lookin at my girlfriend so I shot ya ,don't ever fuck wit a jealous hambugah...Epic

[MacDacpl]

..hey thanks for that.. now I can even wank ;-)

[LoveGod16]

It would be funny to share this on a handicap forum where they all support each other

[Flgatorssuck]

sorry for the 1,889 people who weren't born without hands

[LeHipsterGlasses]

1800AIDSFART is a foot fetish hotline...

[JIMGOODTHEGREAT1993]

Genocide!!! :) lol

[BanonGrava]

1,889 Live In Antarctica and Didn't know about hands

[Jordza159]

buy one and get the second hand for bees, make honey honey make honey honey make XD

[heinzie5]

this cheered me up since people on youtube keep trolling me. i swear its taken a turn for the worse recently.

[Haydog17]

Side affects might be the Mighty Ducks 1 and 2.

[ChuckingLimes]

Batteries included?

[THEWALRUSRIDER]

I demand jealous hamburger for WTF Collective 4

[MultiMidnightflower]

0:01 what is this ? Algae? xD looks yummy :P

[kotzundspring]

Throw basketball!

Throw tiger!

xD

[YouNotch]

Bees provided by MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees.

[ChrisTschiller]

Why is racist gardener down on juice? 8[

[iamkillermonkey]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Oaronuviss]

Hilarious!!!

[animelover1729]

west side....damn it

[gorillazstylo]

and get a second one with BEES! MAKE HONEY MAKE HONEY MAKE HONEY

[spikeluver44]

omfg seriously dont call 1-800-aids-fart .. inless you want butt sex

[ItZcHaPsBaBy]

damn it i cant call i don't have hands.....

[emmceeSemantiks]

ill take two thanx

[WheatDos]

MC Jealous Hamburger for WTF Collective 4

[HelterSkelterSOR]

I WANNA PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR BUM!!!!

[XnoDomainX]

1:28 i wanna hear the rest of that song

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa9219]

@XnoDomainX its wtf collective 2