Added: 4 years ago
From: PrincessPlatypus
Views: 1,344,155
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (1,401)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Fat shakira omg

  • this is what Shakira looks like in 50 years :P

  • 240p, we meet again; and on strange grounds....

  • First i look at the poster: Fuck yeh thats sexy...

    Then i look at her: MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!!!!!....aw fuck i shit my pants....

  • So much better looking thank Shakira, if I could've understood what she said I bet It would've been better than her too

  • shakira is in trouble now

  • i found this easy to masturbate to

  • Omg i luv platypuses

  • The preudo-living proof human race i sfucked.

  • de que pais es este x- factor?

  • JAJA No mames... De que pais es este x-factor???

    Saludos desde México!!! =)

  • definitivamente la peor aaudicion del mundo

  • i find this hard to masturbate to

  • @riotztarter That's strange, i found it worryingly easy to masturbate to.

  • am i the only one that knew there would be a "better than justin bieber" comment?

  • When she got on the floor, I paused it right there, I was DONE.

  • OMG SHOOT IT!!!

  • still better than Justin Bieber

  • thumbs up if you think that this is better than Justin bieber

  • ahy mi madre

  • hehehe

    

  • This person is as good as the quality of this video

  • TAKE YOUR PILLS !!!

  • lloks like an ex girlfriend after a few drinks

  • press 5 for shockwave

  • 0:3 like she said Feed your ass :D

  • ?

    No

    

  • Maybe coincidence, but shockwave flash crashed during this video.

    XD

  • @doggzma lolz it happened to me too haha XD

  • Yep, I'd tap that

  • @Kittylol9 Yeah, with a hammer. XD

  • @NatiBleh wats she doing and saying on the floor?????

  • @JuggaletteGaige She was imitating Shakira in one of Shakira's music videos while singing one of her songs (La Tortura by Shakira). hahaha

  • @JuggaletteGaige she is just singing and dancing "like shakira" on the floor

  • i know spanish and she isnt claiming to be shakira, she is saying she loves shakira and that she wants to meet her and that she is her roll model.

    FYI: she got to know shakira after this.

  • @NatiBleh ty and you are so correct why do people have to judge like that.

  • @NatiBleh Liar.

  • Is she giving birth ?

    0:59

  • Consuala Needs more lemon pledge.

  • Is this Mexico's Auditions? or ¿Esta México's Audicíons?

  • @jamesmucker15 are u fucking kidding me? -.- En todo caso sería "estas son las audiciones mexicanas?" pedazo de animal -.-

  • @jamesmucker15 Colombians Audicions

  • THUMBS UP IF U HAD TO SCROLL DOWN BECAUSE OF DANCING

  • @oliver10515 Shut up thumbs up slut! lol but u do have a point =P

  • THUMBS UP IF U HAD TO SCROLL DOWN BECAUSE OF SINGING

  • THUMBS UP IF U HAD TO MUTE COS IT WAS SO TERRIBLE

  • I don't want to live on this planet any more...

  • What country is this? Spain? some Latin American place? What a waste of time.

  • @pvrp115 Colombia

  • @SwordianAtwight Nice. Seems like that woman wasn't worthy of any attention after all. Hehehe.

  • at first i thought she was speaking spanish to simon lol

  • thw whole time, the female judge was like : {

  • Comment removed

  • :-S ME duele tanto......seriously wow...

  • Whorekira!!!

  • It looks like the twitching right before death takes over.

  • @dorakagome SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • There are just some things that human eyes shouldn't see! & THAT, was one of em!

  • OMFG ROFL

  • What...was THAT?!

  • What a sexual audition

  • She got fucked by the entity.

  • omg a shakira clone.

  • i....o.O...that is just...o.O

  • jhsajshjahsjahsjahsjahsjsahsja­shjhasjhasjhsjhjashjh

  • This dude trying to be Shakira, lol

  • @DENISPAVONZ1973 The scarey thing, I think it WAS a female, tryin to dress like Shakira. God that was HIDEOUS!

  • im not sure what shes singing but... is she trying to be a waterbed or something? i dont know... im totally confused...

  • What's worse her singing or her dancing???? IDK it's hard to decide but the judges made me laugh " the fact you picked that song is torture!"

  • omg theyre like twins

  • latino orgasum ROLF

  • WICH FACE!!!!

  • LOL 5555

  • ...sooo...ugly

  • haha NOOB B-S

  • don't be so judgmental about people...please it is not so good for you ~: )

  • Why b rude at least she is trying,i don't think she is horrible.

  • ahahahah fucking fat lady xD that was halarious too

  • who is the dragqueen?

  • that was so funny man hahahahahah

  • Like for the great quality!!

  • a BIG LOL

  • why does this shit idol exist

  • @localSickened if thay named it colombian idol it would be a little souspicious, and tehres some talented people there, they just mock their national jokes

  • Beached whale twitching and gasping for water.

  • Hahaha she was moaning and foraging on the ground. Funniest audition on any show I've seen so far

  • omfg was she sexing herself up?

  • i dont give a fuck wat u guys think i think she fucking funny as hell & i love it !!

  • i am sure that shakira said she will help her ... but i am sure she meant getting a mental help.

  • omg............ 

  • she is fat

  • olalalaaaaaa :L

  • Lol! "Good song choice; it was a TORTURE"

    ROFL....I died when she was on the floor...

  • Shrekira

    

  • I was already laughing once i saw her face and then saw name on poster....LMAO!!

  • woah, i thought it was a man in a costume. o.O Haha, even my class did that song better(srsly, we actually did), we're from sweden and was in 6th grade. xD

  • @paulaaraos i just love Eric Saade & Mans Zelmerlow :-)

  • whats up with the wheres wally hat?

  • was she having anuerism or something

  • Comment removed

  • hahahahahaha

  • LOL and Thanks for coming!

  • i didnt know fat albert had a twin sister

  • X-D :-D)) X-D) I can't breath!!!! ROFL

  • Your HIPS LIE.......alot.

  • your hips lie alot.

  • wtf???

  • 1:30 The judge said: " It is a Very Very Very Good choice... It is a Torture"

  • it would suck if u were one of her children and u saw yo mom on TV getting ass kucked by the Floor.HAHAHA

  • Shrekira!!! hips dont lie  haha

  • 1:10 - 1:14

    Someone tell Proffesor Oak Snorlax tried for X-Factor and evolved during it

  • hahaha the look on the chick judges face was fucking priceless when shakira x4 was having old people sex on the floor with herself ^.^

  • 197 people dont like having sex on the floor=\

  • I thought she was a sexy beached whale (don't know if there is any such thing)...wait a minute...that is such an unholy, terrifying thought. My apolo-geez....actually she reminds me of a dancing voodoo tellytubby doll trying to suck up all we have left of the remaining oxygen out of our poor planet earth.

  • lol i think it was a turkey :D

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • illusionada de homossexual

  • 1:03= spanish porn

  • What?

  • bad,worse,worst.........whats next???

  • tell your drunk tia to get off stage

  • Looks like someone of little Britain

  • @spursfan112 Vicky Pollard latina

  • @pankierownikk Haha lol!

  • omg i laughed MAD HARD i almost vomited DEAD SERIOUS.

  • @SLGSHARK it is just a fat lady dressed as shakira.

  • OMAIGAD :DDDDDDDD SHAKIRA !

  • what she does on the ground? No, I don't want to know it :D

  • is that a guy ? i swear it is!

  • Epic FAIL!!!!

  • what ar she doing??????

    try she being to have childeren,

    but than whit the floor because she dont can find a boy

  • 1:26 is she air-humping? xD

  • what was that person thinking...seriously...

  • 1:12 = stranded whale

  • that poor delusional woman 

  • She's kinda... Wide. Dont'cha think?

  • not again grandmaaa XC!!! XD

  • Thumbs up if you didnt know what the thumbnail was so you clicked it

  • Shrekira!!!!

  • @tremirame jajajajaja xDD

  • i totally confused her for shakira xD ...lmao latest news ppl: shakira gained a few pounds. btw i agree wit dat person she luked lyk she was havin sex on da floor lmao!!! omg fukin hilarious for real

  • -What is the obsession with Shakira?

    "Nothing, I admire as a character and values​that have it, you know you have to value the human beings.

    Blablabla ..

    - And I swear that shakira will help me if I were to meet in person shakira

    (sings)

    "Very well choose that song!

    It's torture!

    - I'm going with my little donkey:) with my shakira: D

  • WTF.....???????

  • I would totally do her..

  • I thought it was a crossdressing guy xD

  • she killed that song

  • abandon all hope ye who entered el factor!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAH­AHHAHH LMFAO

  • such a waste of time!!!!!!!

  • She's like a mixure between a huge man, a huge woman, a huge german woman, a huge russian women, shrek and a monster.

  • @MacGyver920 great comment!!!! hahahaha

    she could ever have a better description?

  • Uh... ci?

    

  • Uh... ci?

  • She's colombian. And there's a video with english subtitles, look for "x factor shakira english" here. As a colombian, i find her ridiculous but funny. Reality shows...

  • omg...its hilarious...

  • would help if it was english.

  • thats how Mexicans do it!

  • @bearjewthrill she's not mexican...  is her??? ooh fuck!!

  • @Joselo1693 She sadly is, i believe, thats why i understood everything she said XD Maybe she's Columbian.

  • @bearjewthrill her accent is not from mexico...

  • @Joselo1693 You do have a point.

  • it's precisely if she's fucking in the air on 1:28

  • @lovemusic843 lmao

  • dont be a drag, just be a queen

  • ay...ay...ay...ay LOL

  • lol she suppose to be like shakira

  • WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY­Y??????????????????

  • still better than justin bieber!

  • Why do they let mentally ill people on the show? It's not funny or professional.

  • I wish this had subtitles

  • XD

    

  • you are not shakira...

    you are 2 and a half shakiras !

  • @Sid7Vicious

    aaahahahahah good one LOOOL

    

  • @Sid7Vicious make that 5 skakiras 

  • is this a guy or girl

  • She's having sex with the air wow

  • she's scary.. :|

  • she's crazy!!! :D muy muy bien :D:D:D

  • who's the judge in the black?? he's fucken HOT!!!

  • lol if u had a boner please kill urself

  • ggrrrr a wanna be x factor show :Lx but funny thoo x

  • i thought she was having sex when she was on the floor