Eat Me!
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From: cheeksdown
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  • omg i laughed so hard.

  • And i fucked your mother too :)

  • I was looking for a song and I typed in "Eat Me"... and I got this... BEST DECISION EVER

  • I got bored so I typed eat me

  • You got to cricket before you dick it?

  • YOU DEEK!

  • Tony Montanna..!!

  • Too little popularity for too much hilarity.

    Make this viral.

  • me and my friend were cracking up

    !!!!!!

  • Why is this so fascinating? xD

  • ladies and gentle men....welcome to the internet XD were you will truly find the most useless things but you still watch em!

  • YOU MY FRIEND ARE A DICK

  • mantis's are bad ass!!

  • This is awesome.

  • ehehehehehhehee this isnt english :)

  • MOTHER FUCKER! Id so hate to come accross one of those in the bush

  • .....is tha apu from the simpsons?

  • Lol?

  • What an asshole that cricket was.

  • mexican criket!

    auheauh

  • lol i fked yuor wife lol

  • That was the funniest video ive ever seen!

  • @mazr14 your got to crickit b4 u dickit

  • LOL

  • that us a lot of swearing for one bug:)

  • not my head not my head not my head

  • You know what i fucked your Wife YES I DID!! LMAOOO!

  • I laugh so hard!

    so hilarious!

  • cool

  • lol , it's funny because i was listening to this dance music which made it funny. It was like everyday i'm shuffling, dance!

  • funny

    

  • lol damn funny

  • Of course he has an indian dudes voice lol

    No Racial

  • this is retarded

  • Looooooooooool love it

  • haha i love this video!

  • Lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!!­! Omg!!!!! " put me down you pussy!!!!" FUNNIEST part of the video!!!!!

  • put me down u pussy lmfao

  • It's hungry and surely would be grateful to you for a good meal like this!

  • HAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!! Lol this is a FUNNY ASS VIDEO!!!!!!

  • black blobous eye!

  • lolz :)

  • LOLOL

  • LOL.. Awesome.

  • is that poop oh my god thats so funny

  • Lmao!

  • oh my gosh. i squeled like a kit when the mantis jumped. really thought it would go on the ground then attack it. i jumped, to startled by the shock i kept replaying the attack over and over, NICE VID MAN! SCARED ME OTTA MY PANTS WITH SHOCK!

  • Rolfmaololcopterwtfbbq

  • ewwwwww

  • lmao , IM GONNA KICK YOU IN THE EYE!

  • i want to buy firefly fruits, habib !

  • jimminty crickets! 

  • get a life ! and take this shit off you tube

  • Well shit you looked at it so FUCK YOU

  • grow up people, don't u have more to contribute to society than this bull shi_!!!!!!

  • lolololololololololol

  • I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the chair.... 

  • Awesome!

  • this was the tipping point... Sub.

  • XDD my ribs hurt from laughting so fucking hard

  • LOL. I love.

  • what if that mantis kicks yah up.. just shut your lousy mouth up.. it irritates my ears...

  • oh praying mantis are savage

  • U got to click it befor u dick it?

  • if his butt realy itches from last night wouldent that mean he took it up the butt? unless female crickets have dicks.

  • XD amazing

  • I want a praying mantis now.... almost as much as I want a cricket with an Indian accent. :P

  • @mothersday123

    Terroist

  • 0:41 om nom nom

  • hahahha

  • very funny well done

  • Hee heee....

    It's a female cricket. Did you see that middle spike looking thing coming out of the back? Female crickets use that to help lay eggs.

  • ferocious

  • dude oh my god, thats fricking hilarious!

  • its so funny who would of thought of this this is like a new thing

  • the commentary is not funny

  • YES (:

  • your amazing

  • "is that poop?"

    LMAO

  • Haha funny! And so what if his Arabic ! Rasist! And I think he was from India so fuk that! Great video by the way

  • @issicus

    Nope.....India.

  • arrrr why did I go on this

  • wow...GAY!

  • lmao

  • lmao, that was halarious

  • bahahaha

  • eyes black means that the mantis is hungry

  • mystery google made me watch this...

  • haha lmao

  • rofl

  • lol

  • i have one they cute! :D

  • I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!!!

  • ....

  • uh yeah i didnt c it as hilarious

  • this is so funny next time u see this happen make another vid :D

  • haha!!!!!!!!! battty boiiiiiiiii xxx

  • you my friend are a gay

  • why?:((oh my god,it hurts my eyes,this is so stupid.lmo

  • voice iz gay az fuck

  • LEGEND!!! :D

  • ahahahah that was funny as hell niceee.

  • that was some awesome voicing XD

  • "im a cricet, i do cricket things, i hope around" xD

  • hahaha... love this...

  • that was crazy shit

  • Wow, I hit a nerve, its not the accent I was referring to, it's the stupid content. I love Indians, my wife is Indian. So please, save your bad breath, and post meaningful stuff. I'm done corresponding with you.

  • I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!

  • Hysterical. "You have to cricket, before you dick it."

  • why do we need some Indian saying stupid shit over this good vid?  I say, mute it and put some classical music on instead. What crap the viewer has to listen to.

  • Do everyone a favour 'andrewpalandrew' and go kill yourself.

  • you know I'm right.

  • How witty. No,your a little twat.

  • Lol you re such a dumb fuck..

    He aint indiand.. He changed his voice to sound like .. a cricket.. Watch more of their vids and you ll understand.

    Wait.. what s wrong with indians? I aint one but i find their accents funny and amusing.

  • you fucking jackass, find a nice hole in a tree that you can fuck, then punch your fat mother in the face after you suck her off

  • patzivota22 are you indian?

  • I find your stupidity to be hilarious! Either you are very fucking dumb or are a brilliant troller, either way thanks for the funny comment :)

  • one word. LOL./

  • hahaha that mantis was an ahole

  • you,my friend are a DICK

  • lol

  • lol

  • LOLLLLL!

  • shut up man !

  • lmao

  • lol funny but so innapropret. and i should treat anoles like that srry :)

  • hahahahahahahah dude that was funny ass shit

    hey ehy u ohhhh u my friend are a dick

    hahahah

  • lol

  • it natural so yea.......

  • THIS IS SPARTAWESOME!

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS,

  • wait...isnt that mantis female? :D

  • LOOOOOL

  • HAHAHA *dies of laughter* lmao poor cricket rofl

  • lol

  • ROFL XDXDXD!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA u got to criket befor u dix it oh shit my butt relly itches today i dont know what is was maby is was that bitch from last night!!!!!!

  • rad

  • ROFL favourite

  • lol i laught so hard haha

  • oh my...Your wierd...lmao

  • Dumb. My friend took a buncha money from us to eat a praying mantis and the fucker did it. Gross shit, but it was awesome to see a human eat a big ass bug.

  • lolz its like pac-man

  • OMFG LAUGHED SO HARD

  • WTF... I laugh my fucken ass off

  • lol funny!!

  • i will kick u in the fucking black bobus eye!

  • hahah WTF

  • lol mate tht is soo funny tht crickit is a BUMASS

  • lolwory lolzorz of lolyness!

  • lmfao...i love this video

  • That was so freakin random..

    all i did was type in "eat me"

    And then i clicked on the first thing i saw..

    yikes

  • haha.. thats what i did.. im not so sure why i typed it in though.

  • me too wtf!!!!! random shit

  • EWW!!!!! Nasty!!!! hahahahaha eattttt it hahaha

  • thias is so halerious!!!!

  • eat it

  • lol

  • hahahaha very good m8 lol pissin ma self lol

  • me 2 haha

  • lmao

  • this is hilarious hehe

  • XD fucking awesome!!

  • Fucking hilarious he got his ass kicked

  • HA HILARIOUS

  • XD!!

  • LOL!!!! THATS SO FUNNY!

  • lol

  • lmao that is so funny lol!!!