this is one of the silliest videos I've seen in awhile...you're just so adamant about all the gadgets! My parents totally have that yellow colander and the flowery jar opener - which is awesome, I wish I could find it somewhere. I'm assuming you'd been getting your drink on for quite awhile before filming this...
@trevecca1 seafood isn't ubiquitous to the point that nearly every dish at nearly every restaurant in the country contains it. THAT is what is bullshit. But anyway, it's a joke. Thanks for the rating and comments.
Bread is bullshit? WTF is wrong with you?! Bread is one of the oldest foods ever. It's still around for a reason. And you don't have a microwave because it's ugly, what kind of reason is that? Is your toilet a f*cking piece of art (iCrap made by Apple)? Or maybe you don't have one 'cause it reminds you of sh*t.
Bread contains wheat. Relative to human history, wheat is relatively new to our diet. Many, many people are allergic to wheat without even knowing about it. It is far too abundant in our diets. Bread is also processed, and is not a "whole" food. Bread is bullshit.
People are allergic to all kinds of stuff, this doesn't mean all of that stuff is bullshit. Peanuts are a common allergy, are they bullshit as well? Even though bread is processed (most of the products are) it's still a corner stone of our diet. It's not new it has been around for a long time. People survived horrible times thanks to bread.
How is it bullshit? Do you understand how many civilizations had bread as their staple food? Bread wasn't always made with wheat, check your facts. Bread is the most famous staple food of all time, our civilization literally wouldn't be able to progress to this day without bread. Calling bread bullshit is the equivalent of calling water bullshit.
How the fuck do you know the purpose of the small hole in the melon baller? I applaud you, sir, this video was MOST entertaining (I loled). Your parents have a huge kitchen! I think my mother has half that space, if that much. She packs that much shit into it, though. She has many of those gizmos. Did you start to feel like Ariel in her grotto after a while? Made me wanna sing "Part of Your World."
@CantoErgoSum HA! I'm just BSing about the purpose of the hole in the melon baller, but I'm pretty sure I'm right. It just makes sense! I'm thrilled you made it that far in this long video!
I'm pretty sure my parent's kitchen makes up about 20% of the square footage of their house. They packed that crap and then some in their previous home before they purged a few things.
I had to look up the lyrics of "Part of your world" to get your reference. HA!
BTW, this is Teet. In case you didn't know my online moniker.
Can I also vote for a good kitchen gadget? You may agree on this one because it's not powered by electricity: the mandoline slicer. Saves me hours when making apple pie.
@afachman What are you taking about? Hipsters drink coffee like a fish - that swims in a sea of coffee - and doesn't have gills - so it drowns - but first it drinks lots of coffee.
fs people leave him alone -.- don't like it? then GTFO!
soimmature96 1 day ago
Your parents should have taught you how to cook instead of being a mindless Apple fanboy so then maybe you could appreciate some of these things.
lglglggl 1 month ago
ok..
you said you don't like bread, pasta, coffee, fridges,.. is there anything you like?
and did you know you sound like your on drugs?
MrsMineralwasser 2 months ago
ermmm your a bit of a wiredo
imamybtw 3 months ago
U are tottaly sick in ur head, man i feel bad for u!
paanterka 3 months ago
LOL...you seem to find most normal food crap.
alicialuvjesse 3 months ago
HahahHahahahaha!! This is hilarious!
baileyeight8 3 months ago
I don't know, maybe you're a caveman but most of this stuff is actually pretty helpful. I'm guessing you don't cook..
08sarahrangel 3 months ago
I really hope that this guy is joking, cos if he isn't...... wow
R10TMAK3R1 4 months ago
Well...most of this was sorta "to each their own" but teeth as bottle openers?? Nooo...bad.
akayume13 7 months ago
so wat about whole wheat bread??
77R3DRUM77 7 months ago
gin and tonics are bullshit...
macs blow
TurdFurgeson88 11 months ago
Wow. This is a joke, right?
Nevershoutneverscrem 1 year ago
a lot of those things R normal.
e.g. bottle opener, microwave, fridge! geezuz U MUST OWN A FRIDGE!!!!!, colinder, a peeler.
I SHALL NOT LIKE U, THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT IS HAVING A GOOD REASON TO SHOUT AT U!
bienlabloger 1 year ago
I Love Cause he Knows what they r all For
jakeandmom209 1 year ago
omg that was the funniest thing ive ever seen
MicroMouse007 1 year ago
This is awesome.
Megoraxos 1 year ago
Strainer = "Kinda" normal??
WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T OWN A STRAINER
Go die faggot
d88man 1 year ago
@d88man ahhhhh, thank you so much! Your comment made me lolz so hard. You are an angry little booger aren't you? And over a strainer.
Actually *I* don't own a strainer, but I'm considering getting one.
kadavy 1 year ago
@d88man It's sarcasm calm down.
Megoraxos 1 year ago
i think ur drunk lol
ratsrulb 1 year ago
pasta is bullshit XD, i want a cherry killer!
yeti123321 1 year ago
lol dude thanx for making me laugh so hard...lol.
Can't give you 5 stars but I'll give you a thumbs up.
Matyme 1 year ago
lolz
iluvlamingtons 1 year ago
this is one of the silliest videos I've seen in awhile...you're just so adamant about all the gadgets! My parents totally have that yellow colander and the flowery jar opener - which is awesome, I wish I could find it somewhere. I'm assuming you'd been getting your drink on for quite awhile before filming this...
nosneb99 1 year ago
bread is bullshit =P
JAV619LAX 1 year ago
funny stuff here!
Thx.
LatinPercussion 1 year ago
what are you drinking I thought you only drank wine, is that a beer?
jhiner1978 1 year ago
@jhiner1978 That's a Bard's gluten free beer. The best gluten-free beer, but the alcohol content is pretty weak.
kadavy 1 year ago
I truly hope you were joking about the microwave, phone, refrigerator and a few others.
Rickaron 1 year ago
@trevecca1 seafood isn't ubiquitous to the point that nearly every dish at nearly every restaurant in the country contains it. THAT is what is bullshit. But anyway, it's a joke. Thanks for the rating and comments.
kadavy 2 years ago
But I gave you a 5 star for the Comedic video. Bread has been around in people's diet since the stone ages. No BS there.
trevecca1 2 years ago
Bread is bullshit? WTF is wrong with you?! Bread is one of the oldest foods ever. It's still around for a reason. And you don't have a microwave because it's ugly, what kind of reason is that? Is your toilet a f*cking piece of art (iCrap made by Apple)? Or maybe you don't have one 'cause it reminds you of sh*t.
ScaryVideozCom 2 years ago
Bread contains wheat. Relative to human history, wheat is relatively new to our diet. Many, many people are allergic to wheat without even knowing about it. It is far too abundant in our diets. Bread is also processed, and is not a "whole" food. Bread is bullshit.
kadavy 2 years ago
People are allergic to all kinds of stuff, this doesn't mean all of that stuff is bullshit. Peanuts are a common allergy, are they bullshit as well? Even though bread is processed (most of the products are) it's still a corner stone of our diet. It's not new it has been around for a long time. People survived horrible times thanks to bread.
ScaryVideozCom 2 years ago
@kadavy
How is it bullshit? Do you understand how many civilizations had bread as their staple food? Bread wasn't always made with wheat, check your facts. Bread is the most famous staple food of all time, our civilization literally wouldn't be able to progress to this day without bread. Calling bread bullshit is the equivalent of calling water bullshit.
4franktmp 1 year ago
Relative to HUMAN HISTORY ... My Ass!!!.. Beard predates history!!!!! Fucking idiot .. lol
Roar1910 1 year ago
watched the whole video and gave you 5 stars. Thanks for giving me some good laughs.
paulsanchez 2 years ago
@paulsanchez Awesome - thanks! I'm so glad it made you laugh :)
kadavy 2 years ago
How the fuck do you know the purpose of the small hole in the melon baller? I applaud you, sir, this video was MOST entertaining (I loled). Your parents have a huge kitchen! I think my mother has half that space, if that much. She packs that much shit into it, though. She has many of those gizmos. Did you start to feel like Ariel in her grotto after a while? Made me wanna sing "Part of Your World."
Happy holidays, honey! Keep up the good work.
CantoErgoSum 2 years ago
@CantoErgoSum HA! I'm just BSing about the purpose of the hole in the melon baller, but I'm pretty sure I'm right. It just makes sense! I'm thrilled you made it that far in this long video!
I'm pretty sure my parent's kitchen makes up about 20% of the square footage of their house. They packed that crap and then some in their previous home before they purged a few things.
I had to look up the lyrics of "Part of your world" to get your reference. HA!
SO glad you liked the video. Thanks!
kadavy 2 years ago
Can we vote for worst gadget? My vote is for the wine drip plastic disc thingys.
Kitschwheeler 2 years ago
@Kitschwheeler That's a great idea! My vote is for the Tuna Can Drainer :P
kadavy 2 years ago
BTW, this is Teet. In case you didn't know my online moniker.
Can I also vote for a good kitchen gadget? You may agree on this one because it's not powered by electricity: the mandoline slicer. Saves me hours when making apple pie.
Kitschwheeler 2 years ago
Ahh, I didn't know. I thought you were some stranger who liked my video. Disappointed. Just kidding. Only kind of.
I've never made an apple pie, and have never used a mandoline; but I have seen them used on TV. Preeeeetty cool!
I would vote for the knife as the best kitchen gadget.
kadavy 2 years ago
You hippster snob! Coffee is not bullshit.
afachman 2 years ago
@afachman What are you taking about? Hipsters drink coffee like a fish - that swims in a sea of coffee - and doesn't have gills - so it drowns - but first it drinks lots of coffee.
kadavy 2 years ago
coffee is bullshit :)
paulsanchez 2 years ago
Holy shat.
mrlittlejeans1 2 years ago
Heh, my parents have the orange peeler, the garlic press, peeler, and the bottle opener.
GordonEdward 2 years ago