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  • HAHAHAHA.

    ATHEISTS

    FTW

  • another point which could be made is that the word "rapture" is not in the bible at all.

  • All too often this kind of nonsense gets air time. It has been repeated numerous times. No one ever stopped and said.......wait.....this is not news worth reporting.

    This was something that belonged in tabloids.

  • Believe in "GOD" , Do not believe in what man teaches, ask god to teach you directly, you'll feel it, man cannot be trusted, all these churches, all these religions, all claiming to be "the right one", saying the others will go to hell. "Don't Trust Humans Words" Humans are flawed and destructive to the planet and to themselves.

  • @PrimaryDirective Don't mind me saying,I am on the same wavelength as you,but some churches are alright.Some don't even have religions,which is a plus.I would say most can't be trusted,but God does teach through His appointed teachers as well as He will give you specific teachers who are not pastors.Maybe because He knows we can't always be trusted to come to Him lol. Though few Christians actually know we can hear His voice and few understand the power of prayer.

  • Your connection to god is within you, not at a gathering of other sinners at a church, follow your heart and soul, you can feel god, people will deceive you, how do you know what's in the bible is true? "You Weren't There"! Open your eyes, Christians,baptist,Catholics,J­ehovah's,penacostals,buddahs,e­tc,etc, wow! Where did all the religions come from? "MAN"!

  • I have "no" religion but I do believe in god and have faith in god, I just don't trust humans, I wasn't there when the bible was written, I don't know if it's been manipulated by man or if some of the stories in it were told by crazy people, I dont have to join a religion or church of lying deceptive humans to have a relationship with god, mist humans can't even correctly interpret the bible. "Lying, sinful humans" Don't have faith in their words or teachings, your connection to god is within y

  • I heard that 100,000 morons actually quit their jobs for this. I'm thinking, perhaps they should have thought this through just a tad ... I mean, 1 of 2 things will happen come monday. Either they weren't going to show up for work (oh noes they might get fired?) or they will have to crawl back like retards begging for their jobs back (would YOU re-hire them? I think not) I hope nobody went out and bought luxury cars or anything thinking they wont have to pay for it next week.

  • @JustBecauseTheySaySo Look at all the new job openings that came up from this!

  • People who believe in this May 21st ordeal make me embarrassed to be Christian. You people are insane.

    Some stupid guy who is old as fuck decided to just put a whole bunch of people into a panic for his own fucking publicity.

    By the way, it is 6:30pm here in Saskatchewan, Canada.

  • There is a rapture in the illuminati card game but its a staged rapture. Its really funny they are making this so big and NASA just went into space. I find this site that say Jesus is allready here and his name is RA-EL for Israel. They say he will address us MAy 21st in the clouds. The web site is ra-el.org. You can find a video its called

    christ has returned!!! May 21st he will address us.

  • @theonewhoknows1God

    haha, great joke site. thanks for the laugh.

    God bless

  • If this was actually occurring I would travel to the south pole and hop over a timezone boundary to a new timezone every time rapture happened in my old timezone.

  • @cutepinkbandanaman

    Best idea ever!

  • @cutepinkbandanaman Well first shouldn't the idea be to get raptured and not "left behind"? But I suppose one could have their reasons for not wanting an easy way out of the end of the world (assuming if there was an easy way out in the first place). Secondly...Jet lag. Rapture will catch up to you. Then if you're a good...subscriber to the Family Radio you'll get to have the grand vision....of Harold Camping. Wait..WHAT!?

  • 5th watcher, curious, have you studied Illuminati/Freemasons, FEMA concentration camps (part of Tribulation), government and media corruption, Nibiru ("Wormwood," the Third Trumpet), RFID chips (Mark of the Beast, Project Blue Beam ("Anti-Christ"), HAARP, and others of the sort? The link up perfectly alongside as the Bible has prophesied.

  • On an average day, 154,889 people die worldwide.

    If the guy lowers his expectations for the number of True Believers(TM) drastically enough, maybe he can still claim to be a prophet.

  • @hugesinker Yeah, I should have referenced that info. Maybe I'll throw it in an annotation. Basically there really would have to be a disaster for it to potentially be right, so by the end of the day, we'll know for sure.

  • They should at least try to find some date with a noticeable event on it. If I were going to predict the rapture I'd pick november eleventh this year. 11/11/11 Elderscrolls 5: Skyrim comes out. That means most of the coolest people I know will just disappear for weeks. When they return they'll talk about a time of giant insects, dragons, flaming swords and the walking dead on an epic scale while being transported to paradise.

  • it's in an unlockable passage of the bible, you just have to level-up

  • Nice video I really liked it .sir. stuff like this can put people into lot of panic and worries . Let's hope for the best that it isn't going to happen :)

  • finally a video against this that made me feel better. My birthday is the 22nd and i've been paranoid since Jan when i heard of this.

  • @xX20lindsay08Xx Oh wow, I'm really glad to help you out on that one. Truth is, my birthday is not too long after so if this wasn't a paranoid theory I'd be in pretty much the same boat. However you and I and Geminis everywhere can certainly expect to blow out the candles this year.

  • @xX20lindsay08Xx Happy early birthday...Just in case ;)

  • I guess they keep on saying this because they figure eventually someone will be right.

  • @MrByronDunbar so many potential days have passed without anyone prediction those days. If that's their strategy, it pretty much sucks.

  • CHRISTIANS SUCK!!! liked the video tho :-D you rock WATCHER!!! RAWRRR!!!!

  • @IndigosUnite You silly man.

  • Hahahahaha, great video man, well done and creative.

  • The guy that predicted the date is obviously dishonestly trying to get people to be saved. That is one reason why so many atheists stereotype Christians in the category of being insane.

  • The passage in Daniel in no way trumps Jesus. It is not specific on the date and time.

  • @TheStigmadeign This is what I'm saying. It's silly to suggest it. Pure blasphemy.

  • No man shall know the day or the hour.

  • a crazy fundie is what woke you up from a 5 month haitus?

  • @spiritualbully I've been busy as hell, really. But yeah... couldn't pass this up.

  • @YHWHalone Yeah, my thought as well.

  • may 22 is my birthday... it gonna be a post apocalyptic grill out, eating the flesh of the bovine

  • @themoderateextremist Animal sacrifice. How retro.

  • I like your videos mate, however something random follows - Just thought I would let you know that I have small nipples.

  • I'll throw a party ;)

    Too bad it's 18:00 :(

    That's too eartly to have a good time, but to late to party through the night >_<

    Why can't this be at Midnight or something like that?

    Damnit^^

  • babahahahahahaha!!!!!

    

  • haha good video.

    ain't it great. The worse "Fundamentalists" and "Extremist" Christians do is predict the end of the world, hate gays, try to teach creationism in schools, try to ban stem cells, etc. Admittedly some of this is bad....

    But no where near as bad as what islamic "Extremists" do

    (i.e. fly planes into buildings).

    EXTREMISM isn't the problem....if islam is the religion of peace...why aren't muslims "extremly peaceful"

    i'm an "extremist" charity worker...i'm dangerous.

  • @cheekyatheist When Christianity was only as old as Islam is now, we had the Inquisition. I think that kind of stuff tends to weed itself out as the religion "grows up". But even in Islam, the extremists are also an extreme minority, so it's best not to generalize.

  • Whatever. I don't believe in the salmon theory that we have to go somewhere else to spawn.

  • awesome vid man, God bless.

  • I love 5th watcher vids!

  • @AnglicanApologist72 Oh, ok. XD I didn't think you did, but for some reason that comment confused me. XD

  • i think i heard of that one, my 24 hour hews must have been filling a gap. i often ponder the mind of the "prophet" just before the second hand clicks down upon the time. i mean you know the second after he or she is mentally screaming " son of a bitch". but just before, what assortment of scaffolding and buttress root is raising that hope above reality,

    -your video was funny, as do you seem.

  • As an Atheist I must say you are one of my favorite Youtubers... Not a lot of Christians will stick their necks out to counter the fundies like you do.

    I wouldn't mind religion so much if it had more people like you.

  • @cruelzeppelin666 Thanks a lot, I love hearing that.

  • Christians will disappear? Heaven on earth!?  Such irony!!

  • You know, I was re-watching some of your video's and I thought to myself, "He needs to put up another video soon." So thanks for reading my mind man. Anyway, always nice to see a new video from you man. Stay true and God bless.

  • @supercdjones So that was that nagging feeling :-P

  • The Bible reads that TWO will be in the field, ONE will be taken and ONE will stay- It gives a few examples exclaiming one will remain and one will be taken away.This tells me it will be FIFTY PERCENT of the people taking part in the rapture- That guy sure wasted his life- I believe date-setting the rapture is a trick from Lucifer.A date gets set,nothing happens, then no one believes again- I don't know when the rapture will take place, but I'm pretty sure of ONE day it will not happen. 5-21-11.

  • @AnglicanApologist72 Wait, you don't believe the May 21st thing, right David?

  • I forgot you existed.

  • Certainly attending the event bro, I also posted this vid on my FB! I am so glad you made a video about this fake rapture BS. Your an inspiration man!

  • Since when has 3% of the earth been 200,000 people? More like 210 million.  Whatever lol.

  • @owchywawa Hmmm, their math, not mine. For their sake I hope I just read it wrong.

  • @AnglicanApologist72

    Ah, yes there is that view as well. Either way, I'd say it applies.

  • bring it on!

  • I'd like to talk to you on Skype sometime. If you are willing. Nothing specific. I just think you are cool. Peace and Blessings.

  • @TeaMaster1978 I get on stickam chat rooms sometimes. It's more of a public affair which is good as everybody can join in.

  • wish it did happen, would be cool as shit

  • AMEN!

  • Do you believe that the rapture will literally happen? I know you don't think it is on the 20th or whatever, but do you believe that on some unknown day, Christians will magically disappear?

  • @CMO999 I think it may possibly play out in such a way that those not involved could easily blame it on some sort of natural process. However, I am more of the opinion that the end times refer to various cycles we go though, survive, and come out changed.

  • @5thWatcher " end times refer to various cycles we go though, survive, and come out changed."

    well said 5th. All too often people take a very literal translation of concepts and come out with a very unbelievable situation. Though on the same token......if its God we're talking about and He can create live with but a breath....whats really "too far" fetched?

  • If no man or angel can know when the rupture comes, why no have some woman figure it out? : P

  • long time no see good sir! Glad youre back!

  • wow it's been a loooooooong time 

  • @safenders I know it's been a few months. 

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