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  • Gotta FKN love it:•)

  • God I love being italian.

  • 0:58 THERE GOES MY MICROWAVE...HOLY FUCK!!!

  • What the fuck you doin readin books?

  • You guys are so funny! You crack me up! Come visit my channel! Siete molto divertenti! Ciao e buon appetito! Anna

  • lol chuck e cheeses

  • @eajinabi Why does something tell me that you're more full of shit than a dirty diaper?

  • its true...taco bell is CRAP and olive garden is about as italian as arnold shwartzaneggar

  • Sick of everyone saying "most Italians don't act that way" or "the behavior of few is not how we act"! I'm from the northeast and 99% do act this way , the other 1% are fucking assholes that think they are better than everyone else.

  • @JohnnyRomper88 Most if it IS an "act" though.....obviously not all italians walk around cursing and sayin fuggedaboudit' ever other minute. they kinda play it up for the cameras. for more exitement and animation as opposed to lets say....brittish folks. who are stereotypicaly bland, proper, and quaint...more on the dull side.

  • Those guys arent real Italians...

  • The best video ever !!!!

  • I laughed my ass of watching this xD

  • The tomato is an indigenous American plant, so apparently Italians don't know real Italian food either.

  • @valkrye131 tomatoes grow all over homeboy.

  • very good video and very true and funny!! forza italia!

  • LMAO its like im in the kitchen with my family! La ringrazio per questo video divertente, i cant aspettare per vedere di più!

  • These guys are fuckin funny !!! you spit it out ill choke you ya cocksucker........doesnt get any funnier......

  • i fucking choked on my spit when he said "ITS YOUR FUCKING STOVE!"

  • Can you say racist?

  • Young stallions cooking italian is real italian cooking, not those fat antiques

  • I love this

  • Eat a steak in a French restaurant in the US, it's still a US steak, from a US cow, not a French cow. If you eat pasta in the US, it is made with US wheat, water and eggs, not Italian. That's why De Cecco pasta from Abruzzi tastes better; mountain spring water, eggs from un-caged chickens, and Italian wheat. French use raw eggs in dishes, and no one gets sick, because the eggs come from the farm that day. They use unpasteurized milk in cheese. Better ingredients makes food taste better in Europe

  • A stupid stereo type of dumb Italian Americans. Good for a laugh on youtube, but will never make TV.

    The European immigrants in the early 1900's were the ignorant, poor, lowest classes. The educated, wealthy, professionals didn't leave Europe to come to the US and work in a steel mill. Therefore what you think is real Italian, because you are a decent of these immigrants, is what the lowest classes of Italians are like. This an American stereo type, just like Rocky and the rest. See next post.

  • there is a cook at my job who is from italy but speaks good english, never says a word. im american italian and if i dont graduate with a bachelors (which i will) i will be the first person in four generations to not have a four year degree or higher. these guys can sink in a ship with the cast of the jersey shore.

  • a fuckin disgarce

    stronzos

  • I'm Italian-American and I'm not offended. Sure it's over the top but I know plenty of people like this. If you don't want to be offended stop being a stereotype yourself.

  • ...Welcome to my Grandparent's house. Lmao.

  • I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

  • im italian american these guys are immature fools , , no one in my family is like these dummies, NO CLASS ya sistas ass!!

  • fuck i bust my gut laughing, nothing like a good show like this with foul language to make it even funnier.

  • Eeehhaayy, I gotta a feelin someones gonna trow a beatin on this show.

  • He is my uncle in California and he curses there more then in the video!

  • LOVE IT !!!

  • What a travesty... they can't even pronounce basic italian. Why do they insist pretending they have any relation with their ancestors' country?

  • Dat ain't real.. dat's your sista's patacol over der' you stupid son of a bitch !!!!

  • bunch of greasy dego wops. I love it.

  • eajanibi, I got news for you: ALL cultures do this! Here's an exercise: Go to Europe, visit some countries. Sample their local fare. Then go to a Chinese restaurant. Yeah, they're everywhere!

    Have to say that I liked French Chinese food better than German or Belgian Chinese food.

    Most "ethnic" food establishments tailor their use of seasonings, etc. to the local taste. It's simple marketing.

    BTW, the worst hamburger I ever had was in Paris.

  • @Steve27302 I agree with your sentiments.

  • The miscrowave Holy F@uck..hahahaha

  • American fodd is not primitive. It's just different. They don't ruin our fodd (I'm italian), but they just mix our recepes with theirs. Well, sometimes it's not a good mixture, but I think that they just want to try every kind of food they know. It's not a bad thing...A lot of people doesn't eat stranger food because they don't want to try something else: in my opinion that is bad

  • 1:25

  • L.A. ?? These guys sound like they're from the Bronx

  • That's f*cking hilarious.

  • Minchia is right, this is horrendous if you think these guys are real Italians.

    Hey Vinnie - come cazzo hai fatto questo video, e ti chiami un italiano vero? Tu hai visto Goodfellas qualcosa volta troppa.

    Jesus Christ, people think guys like this are Italian, just unbelievable.

  • FUGGEDABOUDIT!

  • Hey Paisan's...not bad. But I challenge you to an "Italian Cook off". Check out my YouTube video.

  • even "adults" haven't learn to Grow up, with that Filthy language! Doesn't make one proud to be Italian when we hear such filth.

  • oh shut up

  • fantastic love these guys they make cooking so much fun, I actually upgraded my kitchen because of these fellas. BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO .

  • so i guess its totally worth it to buy the dvd's then ??

  • just got both dvds-to say it was hilarious would be an understatement-minchia-lol

  • Wow

  • dHahaha..what channel is this going to be on and when? Nothing like us goombahs breaking each others balls, its an Italo american tradition...

  • hilarious

  • 1:00 "there goes John's microwave holy FUCK!!"

  • @eajinabi oh shut the fuck up

  • I guess you like to support shit and eat it too! Enjoy!

  • @irock1839 RIGHT ON IROCK!...I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT NATIONALITY EAJINABI IS!..must be frigan muslim!...what a retart huh?LOL..

  • You're not eating real Italian cuisine, most likely. Spices are used a lot in many regions. There are thousands of different types of dishes, and Italian cuisine varies from region to region and even from city to city. You can't generalize on Italian cooking after eating a dish at fuckin olive garden.

  • You hit the nail on the head on that comment. Americans ruin all foods from different regions whether it be Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Indian..., they absolutely destroy the escence of each culture and infuse it with crap. American cusine itself is very primitive.

  • come to texas guarantee u will eat some real mexican food cause all the mexicans are coming here from mexico and cooking it and i promise u some stuff is better some isn't a lot of mexican food is really bland

  • @86collind I live in Texas -- maybe you can recommend some places for me.

  • eajinabi,

    The only real american cuisine is Creole. I wouldnt consider that simple at all. if you were thinking hamburgers & hotdogs, neither come from america. we just like em here.

    its corporations that ruin the food, not americans. there are plenty of authentic restaurants, they just arent giant chains.

    There is a Pizza place and an italian resturant within 2 miles from me that are run by two italian brothers who migrated from italy about 20 years ago. very authentic and delicious.

  • @eajinabi your comment shows that you have no appreciation for food, its all opinion and to call any food primitive is stupid.

  • @iy8686 I appreciate food. Italian food aside, I hate more is food that are created in labratories that they call a kitchen. I went to a resturaunt that served roasted duck with a jalapeno-rasberry glaze atop half burnt bitter potatoe pancake. Absolutely horrible!!! Charged me 35 bucks fo it. I have an opinion and I am sticking to it

  • @eajinabi well like i said its all opinion, and i respect your thoughts and your right to say what you want. But can you agree that there is no primitive foods? Italian foods have been around for a very long time and so have other styles of food.

  • @eajinabi,

    When other races try to master another races technique on an ethnicity cuisine, they fail. I'll eat Mexican food made by authentic mexicans, chinese food by Asians, but there are rare Italians where I am from so I have to grab the bag of Bertolli and enjoy.

  • @eajinabi Hater... do you know that, among many other common crops, tomatoes, corn, and potatoes come from the Americas? Can you imagine Italian food without tomatoes? You can keep your sauce-less pizzas. What are french fries without potatoes (and catsup)? Pop-corn, cornbread, corn muffins etc... all come from maize in mesoamerica. Many famous dishes associated with other countries are only a few 100 years old. You assume all recipes come TO America and none FROM it where the ingredients are?

  • @ssdwellah I really dont understand your point. Corn and Potatoes, since grown in America, makes american food far less primitive than others? French Fries and popcorn require years of training to make?? Please cite an american food that requires careful attention to create.

  • @eajinabi My point is that this is a relatively young region which is comprised of immigrants. Because of that, it's harder to make a distinction about what is patently "American" (other than BBQ-style and southern dishes). Countries such as Italy had the luxury of centuries of trade, and yet their beloved cuisine changed drastically with the introduction of crops from elsewhere. Were they "primitive" when they had more seafood dishes and no rice, tomato sauce, and noodles?

  • @eajinabi almost every ethnic restaurant in the US is operated by immigrants from the particular region represented by the restaurant. Usually first generation, no country comes close to the US is the variety of ethnic restaurants available. These guys are Italian - American clowns.

  • @eajinabi We don't ruin it, and it's not primitive. We assimilate it. America is a melting pot, and what it has done with foreign foods is take them and adapt them to our culture, and they diverge from their original state over time. It's not bad, it's just the way we are. America's culture and cuisine was founded on a bunch of different other cultures. Without our "fake" foreign foods, we wouldn't have any unique food at all, so shut the fuck up!

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  • @VictorAWineGuy I think you, my friend, are the dumb, stupid one. For one thing, I was disagreeing with Eajinabi, not DeadGermans. Maybe you should learn to read. And secondly, what I said is not an opinion, its fact. American cuisine would not exist if it weren't for the other cultures that it's assimilated over the years. We are "the new world" and we require cultures like Italian culture to thrive as a really culture. Stop trolling on this video, you're making yourself look like a dick.

  • @eajinabi What I think you are trying to say is that in other cultures, the meal is the center of the family life, so it is made with love and passion. Since the late 1950s, in the US, when wives started working, it is something thrown together after work to fill-up the family. The faster the better, a micro wave dinner. Which is why American are so obese, they eat processed food full of chemicals and salt. Instant Jambalaya makes me laugh, it takes me 10 hours to make my 'real' Jambalaya.

  • @eajinabi not this american. my moroccan husband's family can't wait for me to visit to cook ethnic foods from all around the world

  • @eajinabi umadbro

  • @eajinabi Have you ever been to america?

  • @Laughtraxx Yes many times. America is the country I go to after I come BACK from vacation in other countries. Get it?

  • " MAKE A FUCKING MEATBALL "

    lmfao ..

  • 0:46 "i'm gonna COOK the fuckin' thing, it's not gonna be a salad like you meatballs!"

  • 1:10 "ah ya motherless whore the fuckin banana was hot!"

  • Funny! My grandparents parents are Sicilian and Italian and they would hate when some one was in the way in the kitchen. =)

  • When they say: beleive me you'll wanna be a part of this. They are right on, Cause I want to be a part of it

  • where can i see more of this shit its fucking hilarious

  • hahahahahah.

  • LOL "the fuckin banana was hot"

    Being half italian myself this pretty much what happens in the kitchen

  • LOL LMAO

  • "the fuck you reading books for?

    LMFAO

  • they should put these guys on HBO-UHFAA

  • Lmao, Italians curse with style.

  • Laughing my Ass Off!!!

  • Now THAT is what I call a cooking show! Badda-bing!

  • screw balls

  • LOL....This is incredible.......I felt right at home.....

  • DISGRAZIAAATTOOO!!!

    quest'e' molto buffo! noi siamo tutti quanti orgogliosi di essere italo-americani!

  • Povera Italia

  • omg lol

  • "you spit it out, im gonna choke you ,you cocksucker " YEs, this is the REAL deal, These guys ROCK. If this became a cooking show I would be addicted to it. Great stuff.

  • this is REAL ital culture?wow,not much different from soprano's.when will our people just be themselves & not try to act like the stereotype?

  • so funny cocksucker

  • COCKSUCKER!

  • my nonna talks about american culture the same way and thanx 2 her i know everything hes saying! lmfao

  • ma chi sono questi matti?

  • LOL!!!

  • mamma mia! scerzando.. like my dad in the kitchen.. I LOVE THIS Guys Real italians ! i have buy the dvd!

  • OHHH CHE CAGATA

  • nooooo! i love it!

  • Most nonni and nonne scream at each other when cooking? Do they? Rick has never worked in a kitchen. Who ever said I felt diquiet over this video? Did I say that did I Rick?. Most italians, racial and ethnic Italians, work in the kitchen with calm as a true craftsman should. Plying his skill with passion. One does not scream and voice expletives.

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  • DeadGermans, Your sisters is Racial

  • @DeadGermans they don't? you never ate at my house

  • @DeadGermans

    Why da fack not ya motherless mezzafinook?

    ;-)

  • Native Italians are tired of being stereotyped as gangsters. In a real kitchen modesty and the work ethic are the go. Besides, in the kitchen one talks about food, history, and women. Cursing and using expletives only applies if someone is not doing their job. I understand you guys are having fun but Italians and myself are sick of this ganster B.S.

  • This is american italian so calm down.. its just a comedy and if u bother to listen most nonne and nonni scream profanity at each other like this. the only difference is its in italian

  • this is too fucking funny! Love it!

  • Love it!!!!!!!!!1 need more

  • Funny stuff.....goood video.

    Best Wishes

    "THE PAISAN FROM PORT SAINT LUCIE"

  • For real that could be italian style, It's very hard to say the italians are? We have Leonardo Da Vinci, MIchelangelo and more. But for sure you can't know if Leonardo or Michelangelo, sayd bad words at work too. Maybe they did it. I'm Italian and there's many italian people talk like them in the video.

  • Idiot. I would think Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Raphael, Bernucci, Puccini, Verdi, Rossini, Alighieri, Petrarca had something more to do with Italy being recognized as the cradle of western civilization than some fat bastards pretending to be Italians like De Niro and Pacino. Italians to this day are still trying to escape from the stereotypes manufactured by Italian Americans. Thanks so much for all your hard work...

  • Ben detto... beautifully said. They see us as they (want to) see as, not as we are. However, don't take it so wrong, many know about our legacy, who don't is because he is ignorant, so frankly their opinion matter less.

    But these on video are italo-americans, not italians, other immigrants or locals say the f word even more but we say it differently, as trying to translate it from italian, with different meaning. Anyway real italians don't say the f word also because they curse in... italian

  • But also proud of less intellectual but deeply ours inheritages too: italian natural settings, coastline, unrivalled mountains, our food, coffee, wines, fashion, design, sportcars, Vespa, our world's most musical and "singingfriendly" language, our explorers, inventors, our music too, even our sportmen... chi piu' ne ha piu' ne metta! Even our actors. Even an americanised De Niro, though representing only the 1% of ourselves, even proud of a bit of our stereotype if only...they knew all the rest

  • Just one little public slap then I'll shut up or send it private: please don't write it "Raphael", it's "Raffaello"...

  • Sorry... remembered that it was Petrarca and not Petrarch but forgot about Raffaello : )

  • e tu, sai parlare l'italiano? Avere il passaporto italiano perche' il nonno del tuo bisnonno era italiano non ti fa italiano o europeo. E tutti questi "europei" d'Argentina (come Maradona, Tevez, Riquelme, Veron, Aguero... madonna mia) hanno sangue molto impuro. Svegliati! L'Italia e gli italiani non ti riconoscono!

  • y que boludo? Maradona, Tevez, Veron, Aguero son INDIOS!!!!

    lo demas son tutti ITALIANOS! Messi, Burdisso, Cambiasso, Zanetti, Abbondanzieri, Milito, Lavezzi, Demichelis, Coloccini, Cavenaghi, etc.

  • Awesome video, would be an awesome show. Magnifico!

    Matt Cinquanta

  • reminds me of my my dad and my family every sunday when they make pasta

  • I LOVE WITHIN TEMPTATION!!! No one else I know has ever heard of them.

  • beatiful funniest thing ive ever fuckin seen here god bless

  • Fuck you this is hilarious

  • haha reminds me of dad and grandpa in christmas

    mama mia

  • THE FUCK YOU DOIN READIN BOOK!?

  • Im a australian sicilian , and when I seen these paesanu,s cooking I said to myself yep my pop , except if I say no to his food because he puts too much fucking chilli in a certain dish , he tells me go to fucking Mc donalds you imbecile . like fuck death before Mc donalds. alright I,ll eat the dish wich resembles a volcano in taste .great job guys keep up the good work. from il canguru siciliano. ciao.

  • Holy shit, that sounds so familiar!

  • lmaoo these are the real fuckin italians fuck the imitation fucks out there

  • This shit is great, why aren't these people on the Food Network already?

  • lol that was od funny

  • Ha Ha Ha!!! In my next life I hope I come back as a fuckin Italian!

  • the sad part is.... THIS iS SO TRUE LOL

  • *LOL*

    Definately my family all together.

  • Sounds/looks like my kitchen around the Holidays.

    FUNNY!!!

  • Scary/funny because this isn't too much of a stretch for my fam, lol

  • cougenes

  • "What the fuck you doin' readin' a book?!" hahahah

  • lol that made me laugh so hard that old guy in the pizza aprin is funny. they kept droping the F bomb all the time. thats fucking funny.lol

  • Met a few of these guys at San Gennaro festival today. It's totally real! LOL

  • Funny stuff!

  • Ahh...Reminds me of Brooklyn. These guys remind me of

    people I grew up with. Really should be made into a show.

    Maybe a family/Cooking show.

  • if you interested type in michael's basement documentary short film it is my dad's documentary

  • I've uploaded a real great video of italian culinary art. How to cook a european turtle dove, but wait, contains macabre scenes of birds open whit a knife and scissor. But is art...do you think so ?

  • haha

    thats how my family talks

  • You guys have found a million bucks here!

    More cooking shows please!

  • Viktri66. That Chiacchiarone.

  • LMFAO FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG I love this video. I can't stop laughing.

  • What are you guys waiting for...please do more of these videos...you just might make to your own t.v. show.keep up the good cooking!!!!

  • You guys are the best. This video reminds me of the Christmas Eve dinners we had when I was growing up. The 7 fishes. Never knew what the 7 fishes were supposed to be, but we had a lot of them. Started cooking early in the afternoon and by late afternoon we were all pretty toasted. Great memories. The eating and drinking went on until about 10:30 PM when we all went to midnight mass. After mass the leftovers were brought out and the drinking resumed. We opened up gifts. Very fond memories.

  • No sausage and peppers when you came home from Mass? We always had sausage and peppers after midnight.

    John

  • Everything BUT sausage and peppers, although that would have been nice. The Italians know how to celebrate Christmas more than anyone else. We actually know how to celebrate everything more than anyone else. We celebrate life, and enjoy breaking balls. If we love ya, we love ya. If we hate you, then get the fuck outta my life.

  • So true, Joe, where from?

  • U spit it out, ill choke u, u cocksucker! hahahahahahahaha

  • I want a vest just like that.

  • che cazzo? testa di cazzo vaffancul t'ammazzooo. fuck this is funny asd

  • shubael1809 i did see the video on the small child saying vaffanculo and i thought it was cute. the kid was adorable. its all innocent. and by the way, the child is not an italian american.

  • xCAGx77:

    "Mi fa vomitare vedere schifezza cosi'."

    Anch'io! Sono d'accordo.

  • And to add, these are not real italians, these are idiots who just want to try to make a money and they don;t mind rubbing excrement on the culture of their parents or ancestors.

  • Funny that you put down a comedic video than assume that someone lives in NJ, in "ma's" basement, has cousins in jail, etc. I moved from NYC to NJ and I'm Irish. N Iroc, no gold chains. I guess I should take offense that you are sterotyping all people in NJ. Apparantly you watched too many eps of Soprano's and had no problem doing so.

    Honey....get a life and laugh a little. I even laugh at Irish jokes. Why? Because their "jokes" plain and simple.

  • thank you rockgrrrl. You rock!!

  • omg. this is fucking hilariou. and you banzaibukaroo go fuck yourself. its a fucking joke. take a goddam joke will ya?

  • When's the next video comin'?