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  • chuk norris Toilet

  • LOL!!! Oh my God this is the most stupid shit I have ever seen, no pun intended. Brilliant minds at work here lmao

  • Так вот путь этот либераст обратит внимание на оранжевый цвет говновозов.

  • Сейчас придет тупой либераст и пошутит про pooting.

  • When I was deployed in Dubai and a pipe burst on base they made me sit and count how many trucks it took to clean it up. I sat there for twelve hours a day for seven weeks counting poop trucks. Not even joking.

  • so, 105 trucks, roughly. that's like, over 10k tons of shit, isn't it? wow, that's almost more than congress.

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  • I wish there was a way I could mute this video and imbed it. *sigh*

    Imbed code anyone?

  • how does anyone think that's a southern accent?! definitely midwest/canadian...

  • Larry the Cable Guy in Dubai? nah just a similar accent

  • Holy Shit!!

  • They should use all that poop to make methane and use the methane to make electricity for the city, or use it to reclaim land back form the desert somehow, like a poop marshland.

    Well they didn't think of making a sewage system or waste water treatment plants, so fat chance of that happening, even the most ancient run down towns have sewage systems, plus I wonder what happens to all that water.

  • @theflylice Because building a complex underground system on a foundation of sand.. They're working on the solution, and I mean it's not like they're too lazy or poor their country has more money than god.

    It takes imported sand and materials just so they can prop up the foundations for their buildings, they can't exactly replace earth underneath their entire country that would be impossible. On top of the fact UAE is being reclaimed by the desert, it's just an engineering nightmare.

  • @llJiggyFlyll Fair point, I thought the foundations had something to do with it but all the talking points Ive read haven't said anything about it, still they could have made some sort of pipeline on the surface to move all the waste to a treatment plant, even if they still used trucks it could be just a short haul using probably less than 1/4 of the current fleet of trucks.

  • Wow, that's inefficient.

  • those guys are not from America...Theyre Canadian

  • Artosis?

  • These two men are complete dicks. I'm more disgusted with their rude commentary than the never-ending poop trucks.

  • @ravneet89

    nothing that they've said is rude in the slightest, over sensitive much?

  • A continuous loop of poop! Wayhay!

  • I heard the rest of the arab world think dubai is hella stupid

  • Very impressed.  However..i wouldnt abuse it and make a name for yourself proving your rights. Laws can be changed..especially since 911

  • Omg! were does it all go? I demand to know! WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO. WHERE DOES THE POOP GO.

  • Maybe the Zambians can train the a-rabs to make JENKEM and they can huff it.  RE-TURDS.

  • not humane enough? surely you mean 'lack of planning' or 'not knowing how to plan a city'.? What the hell are they going to do when the oil runs out??

  • That is amazing! I wonder if they have a better system now.

  • @clrvue2007 nope still the same

  • make those fucking terrorist arabs eat shit

  • @geronimo788 Please consider getting an education

  • @geronimo788 Why because we are richer, smarter, and better educated? Sorry for that.

  • @karim3343 so you are better educated? is that why you fuck camels and like our white asses?

  • @geronimo788 Uh, I am White you moron. "Better educated"? HAHA, tell me your job and I'll tell you mine. I am willing to bet you are a security guard or some construction worker. 5 of my family members are listed on Forbes. I am attending Harvard after transferring out of MIT last year at the age of 17. I am already more successful then you (and probably your whole family) and I am only 18.

    Good day. :)

  • @karim3343 all that and you have yet to mature. you sound like my 3 year old boy

  • @geronimo788 "is that why you fuck camels and like our white asses?". That is after my response to you regarding intelligence and wealth. I think that if I even have a twinkle of maturity, it is a hundred times greater then your own. Since you have a 3 year old boy, I would have to say you are much older then me, and the fact that you have already gone to a few Arab videos on the internet just to comment like an ignorant racist goes to show your maturity. So you are ignorant AND a hypocrite.

  • @geronimo788 You search for videos in relation to Kuwaitis and Saudi's in specific. You sound like an uneducated idiot. Again, what college did you go to? What is your occupation? How much money do you have? What are your achievements? I think in almost every way I outrank the combined members of your family, and yet I am only 18. I know, you will try to display your anger by trying to find the best combination of racist terms to show how stupid you are (as if that's something to be proud of).

  • a pricessing unit that dries it and burns it, making pretty cheap energy?

  • Why don't they use the highspeed-vacuum disposal system Airbus uses on their planes to more cheaply transport the crap to

  • Is that Highway Number 2?

  • Shity bussines can be a gold mine if they convert this to fertiliser and make desert bloom

  • This is their song. The Movement in Dubai. The developers new they were going to be famous around the world for something. Now they know for what. It must be music to their rears...

  • A disgrace to our planet!

  • Idiot taro baap,Pig ass.

  • Typical idotic American comments.Compare the size of any Dubai man/Woen to American human size.!!Video man n his driver both of them are F@@@@@g Ideots.where did the truks come from?Aerica..poor truck drivers are just doing their job..What do the jja itors in US do?Both guys in their car should b kicked so hard on their ass that their poo shod b frozen for life and shite them selves in their coffin covered wjth their own poo.

  • @mamboleo46

    what an idiot.

  • @mamboleo46 You must lack schooling.

  • the kinda money that country has why cant they get there shit together!

  • That sucks....we must care...these fucking arabs full of shit

  • that should be a new side mission in GTA - Assignment Pootruck Shitdriver

  • <3 Festive poop truck @ 2:00

  • Honey wagons...

  • it's a good system. if america had poop trucks we wouldn't have to spend so much of our gas money building sewers.

  • These lads are Canucks alright. Here is another story about this on BBC news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_eas­t/7663883.stm

  • hirnlego999 I am sorry to inform you but I am a redneck and proud of it but I in no way sound anything like these two, They sound Canadian if anything.

  • @castlejoe It's a joke.

  • Lmao

  • the literal poop loop

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  • Eww, the human race is fucking disgusting.

  • It must go to Obamas teleprompter.

  • what a shitty job

  • Rednecks dared to go to a Muslim country? Holy shit!

  • @Hirnlego999

    They're not rednecks, they're southern Americans and they all work for AMERICAN oil companies! :D ... Strange how they're in Dubai of all places though!

  • @ArtyYooo Twas a joke... I have no idea who the people in the video are.

  • UAE hardly counts as a Muslim Country. It's basically Vegas.

  • i wish i would be so rich to get my own poop truck. i hate our wastewatersystem..

  • Tried to see how far down the list of comments I could go without seeing a racist comment.. Oh not even one comment

  • @NaviLight whalecum to the internets

    where freedom of speech means any ignorant twat can type anything

  • Does this mean the muslim world will be BURIED by their own poop some day?

    Allah is great!

  • The thought of muslims drowning in their own shit has cheered me up no end.Thanks

  • That's a lot of fertilizer.

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  • Holy SHIT

  • Isn't there a clever man who has built a methane factory at the end of the line ? Saudi Arabia who is building its "Green City" must learn from this, owning most of the Dubai debt. Dubai may become a Muslim ONLY "Playland" that it is partially now. Doing business there is utmost cumbersome. I design the uniforms for some of the best Hotels in the world from HKG to Beverly Hills & NY but and the utmost luxurious hand carved feature glass but there one needs solid cash 4 baksheesh (kick back)

  • lol 

  • These Saudis should eat it all

  • Jesus Crist how much shit is are in Dubai? XD

  • We need more poop!

  • holy shit 

  • Those truck's go like shit of a shovel

  • This would make up for a good prank....

  • "- So what do you do?"

    "- I drive a poop truck in Dubai"

    "- Oookay.... *silence*"

  • A loop of poop.

  • lol, this is my math teachers brothers video..

  • They have the money to buy all kinds of useless shit and buildings but not humane enough to construct a sewage system. WIth out the oil Dubai would just be another shitty middle eastern country and it will be when the oil runs out.

  • @neverhoodyn And where are you from you idiot? Every country utilizes the natural resources it just happens to have. Without the immense amounts of Coal China would not be growing as fast, without all the green land in Europe it would not have grown to be what it is, without the 3rd largest population and some of the biggest natural resources, the US would be nothing. Everyone is using what they have, you take away what they have and they become "another shitty country".

  • @karim3343

    I'm from Iceland. Tell me about our natural resources please. Also, tell me about Switzerland and Germanys natural resources.

  • @neverhoodyn Switzerland is and outlier. Because of it's long term political stability and monetary security (one of the only countries not to have been in a war in the last 200 years), it is a safe haven for investors. It relies on foreign investment. When/If investments ever stop flowing into the country, Switzerland will start piling up huge external debt. Germany is the largest producer of lignite coal, which powers 1/4 of their country. It is also the fifth largest producer of potash salt.

  • @neverhoodyn Iceland's natural resources include geothermal power, hydropower, diatomite, and Fish. The first two provide 70% of all of Iceland's primary energy. 99.9% of Iceland's electricity is generated from these sources.

  • @neverhoodyn

    Hahahah you're totally right. However, they were smart enough to predict that, so once the oil runs out, they will have another major industry to get money from- tourism. All the money from the oil and this "useless shit and buildings" will attract tourists for another 30 - 40 years and will be a source of revenue for them.

  • @k1rv0lak

    You can't run a succesful country depending on only tourism. It doesn't work.

  • @neverhoodyn Oil ran out in Dubai years ago. Tourism is their primary money maker now.

  • One additional reason never to go to Dubai. Sorry but 40 years ago that place was just a fucking dessert with nomads.

    40 years later they still don't have a sewer system. By the 1860s London had a working sewer system.

    They are still barbarians as far as I'm concerned. You don't have to look far to see it, corrupt Sheikhs making all the cash whilst slaves from India, Africa etc.. building their palaces.

  • We have tall and taller buildings, we have big and bigger shopping mall. But we don't have sewage system. If you toilet overflow, its none of our business. Welcome to Dubai.

  • Certainly is a lot of shit to see in Dubai

  • The thing I noticed the most was the crazy accents

  • Awww shit...

  • @aaspan you must be one of those slaves that pass themselves for Iran citizens.

    Don't worry about our country. We can take care of ourselves and the rest of the world too. Why do you think everyone wants to come and live here?

  • I bet they were in a poop truck themselves ! X)

  • What a load of shit!

  • poop

  • They dump all that shit into the water. Can the do something else with it? It is horrible. 

  • que se pudran en su mierda!! hahahahaha viva españa

  • pero ¡QUÉ PUTO ASCO! tantoS petrodólares, ferraris, rascacielos, pistas de hielo y nieve en pleno desierto....¿Y NO PODÉIS COMPRAR UNA TUBERÍA Y UNA DEPURADORA?

  • "ooo maaa grrrrd". Damn these are the most immature people I ever heard. They talk about poop soaked beards like they were 12 years old. These the people Dubai is hiring? just wft...

  • No tienen ríos para que corran por el drenaje, ¿Pero y el mar? ¿No pueden bombear agua de mar en lugar de usar 1000 camiones con 1000 choferes? ¿Que acaso no flotan en petróleo? ¡Dios mío! jajaja.

  • that´s a big and long tail, there are many trucks O.o!!!

  • wow

  • seriously they build an enormous city with the world biggest skyscrapers but no sewers?!? someone really didnt think this one thru

  • Wow unbelievable..

  • Al menos los romanos ya tenian acantarillados....

  • En vez de hacer edificios tan altos y unas construcciones tan chulas podrían empezar por lo más básico. Tanto aparentar y luego por dentro está todo hecho mierda? (nunca mejor dicho)

  • que puto asco

  • Dubai: Inferior infrastructure to VIctorian London and ancient Rome

  • ¡vaya mierda!

    ¡what a shit!

    ;)

  • mas bien me disgusta

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  • These are the same people that wipe their ass with their hand so don't expect modern sewage for at least another 50-100 years.

  • Wow even the Romans had a sewer system.

  • just connect each truck and u have a poop pipe line

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  • Also known as a sewer system.

  • That IS alot of poop.

  • I counted 108 trucks also counting along with the incoming ones, +- a couple. Yes, I'm autistic thank you.

  • @notsukutsu I'm glad you did it so I don't have to.

  • Instead of spending some money to build sewers they keep it in the trucks? How gross, disgusting, and moronic! They should just send it to Iran so they can cool down their nuclear reactors.

  • @flubished lets send it to ur country so that ur people have something to eat

  • Dubai eats lots of curry?

  • DERKA DERPPPP!

    Who let hillbillies into Dubai?, fuck off where you came from.

  • Omg 1:06 - 1:24

  • Religion is cancer.

  • @Ph7uX Pooptrain is long

  • @isdonisgood no your poop is long, 1e19 km long.

  • @Ph7uX So it's you stealing the contents of my toilet! You've been had! Turn yourself in.

  • Enjoyed the commentary

  • Former resident of Dubai here. Expatriates refer to the poop trucks as 'honey suckers'

  • So what do you do for a living?

    I drive poop.

  • Dubai is built on slave labor and the treat their workers.. well.. like shit.

  • that cant all be poo. what a load of shit

  • So, what name starting with H is the middle name of jesus?

  • @MyBadGamertag Holy.

  • @MyBadGamertag "Holy"

  • do we have a newf in the house?

  • HOLY SHIT!!!

  • Enough poop to fill the grand canyon

  • Dubai Tourism advert "Forget our fancy sky scrapers, come and visit the Poop Loop today!"

  • Careful how much you criticize Dubai. Many States in the US are a few privatization bills, budget crunches or infrastructure failures away from poop trucks too. It's called public infrastructure mismanagement - the US's is crumbling as well and has little "revenue" aka taxes to pay for maintenance.

  • @breypattison no they arent LOL

  • @DazedSpy2 articulate...

  • "This guys beard turned orange because he been soaking in it"

  • I bet they have mad spinning rimz!

  • is it wrong to wish for an accident on camera

  • a poop loop.

  • I wanna hear Jim Lahey's shit commentary on that

  • I want to be a poop driver right now

  • So all those comments about Dubai being a horrible little shithole are true?

  • Intuition tells me something might just be unsustainable about this system they have in place.....

  • why i cant comprehend this. Can you not have sewage systems in Dubai?

  • @adrianheink it looks like u can...

  • @adrianheink "it looks like you can't..." typo :(

  • Dubai will crumble within the next 50 years.

  • How can they have no proper sewage system?

  • NOPE NOPE NOPE

  • It's a continuous loop... It's the poop loop!

  • "This guys beard turned orange because he's been soaking it in poop"

    funny : /

  • Why they dont have sewage system?

  • the city of dubai is surrounded by its own shit. how poetic