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  • Umm... That was Hawk-ward.

  • @killer00monkey Umm... That was dry ?

  • its very clear to me that @SikuntXD got epic owned!!.... by everyone here lol...

  • Your Mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to vytensor conflexed 23 newtons per minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algabraic sum of elecrtic currents flowing through that closed curve. better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass ppl

  • @SikuntXD You should realize what a worthless human you are..... everyone else seems to know.

  • OH I GET IT!!!!

    The protons in the atoms of the scale were forced by the quantium mass in the form of Newtons (N=10), distorting space, time and light, creating a wormhole wich folds on itself, according to Poiseuille's Law,

    ∆P = 8•η•L•Q/(π•r4), but if the universionao gravitation stance is

    (6.67x10-11 N.m2/kg2)

  • @MrTequila1017Wshm you broke my brain

  • goddammit, now i have to find SikuntXD's comment

  • @SikuntXD Watch out! This guy might have dropped out of elementary school!

  • Wowwww, all you people are such fucking retards, Who gives a shit about Wowkugen's comment. He's trying to say something nice. Give it a rest. Anyway already about 10 million people have said the same thing already (he can't walk....he rolls). So stop saying it over and over again.

  • Um that was Hawk-ward .

  • @SikuntXD What the fuck are you talking about! His computer doesn't talk to him, nor do any thinking on his behalf. He's a theoretical physicist; HE is smart, NOT his computer.

  • LMFAO!!! WIN!!!

  • haha @Wowkugen "Stephen Hawking is one of the smartest men to walk on this very earth". Who's gonna be the one to say it?

  • @Pastafield haha

  • @Pastafield If you check the comment section, about 10 people already have.

  • Wow, all of you people seriously are the epidemy of stupidity. Trolling or not, this just brings a new level of jaw dropping horror. especially @TheMrbaasb and @SikuntXD

  • @SikuntXD there's probably a place in hell for you lol...

  • @SikuntXD thts most retarded thing ive ever heard someone say. The guy is a genious. Not his computer. His computer just voices what he types to it

  • @aseem4gothis i cant see him type in any fucking interview...

  • @Rumpeskalk becouse youre an idiot , him recordes the wrothers with jaws,the program used by blind people or the oneas ho cant tipe promtly ... i know that becouse i watched his interview with my blind dad ...

  • @TheHunter3895

    If your Dad is blind, he wasn't watching much of anything.

  • @SnipingChezitsClan he still can listen verry well

  • @TheHunter3895

    Touche.

    I've always wondered about how it must have felt (not to be blind) but to be completely reliant on your hearing and imagination for stories. (Via radio story broadcasts, like there were before television). I honestly think it would be harder for me to follow along with a radio story than say, reading a book.

  • @SnipingChezitsClan hmm , but him loves radio more than TV , and listen to alot of audio books , it got a 85GB hard drive with audio books , wich minimum half of them my dad knows to narate and tell me. And him is the smartest person ive ever known , him knows so much histori data , and so much fizic .

  • @SikuntXD dude wtf, he chooses the words himself one by one, fuck you

  • @SikuntXD As you claimed yourself in your comment, you're dumb as hell, and what you typed just proved that.

  • @Wowkugen no ur the one dumb as hell coz u cant read i didnt say "i'm dumb as hell" did i? where in that comment did i claim tht? idiot ,suck me off u dumb dog.

  • @SikuntXD Alright, proof that you're dumb: you wrote "if i had a computer tlk for me im sure id b pretty smart..." you said in the comment, that IF you had a computer to talk for you, you WOULD have been pretty smart, and since you don't have a computer that is talking for you, you are not smart, which means you're dumb. But, I shouldn't be judging kids who have no clue what they're talking about, right? Stephen Hawking is one of the smartest men to walk on this very earth. You're obviously not.

  • @Wowkugen ye well wat i meant was if i had a computer talk to me i cud make myself the smartest man in the world so my bad for the rong way of saying it but like the last guy- suck me off u dumb dog.

  • @SikuntXD Along with your very, very bad grammar, and the way you're writing to me, I'm pretty sure that I am smarter than you. Perhaps you should stop arguing, kid?

  • @Wowkugen this is the net idiot not a grammar school so hu gives a shit? and i dont relly care if ur smarter than me im just glad im not a failed abortion like u r...

  • @SikuntXD Again, if you're going to make a valid argument, you should correct all those grammar errors. Pluss, that bad insult just proves how dumb you are, along with being childish.

  • @Wowkugen nah ur just cut tht the insults true and on the internet rong grammar is not really a vaild argument coz on the net ppl talk text language sad kunt...get with the times u amish fuck

  • @SikuntXD What? I didn't understand what you just wrote, because of grammar errors. Which just boosts my point. And, if I am amish, how come I'm currently sitting on a gaming computer, alongside with playing videogames for up to 6 hours a day?

  • @Wowkugen 6 hrs a day playing video games lol find some friends u sad kunt and even a kindergarten cud still read wat i sed so u must b really stupid...just give up... reply when u think of an argument that actually isnt as stupid as how ppl write on the internet. do urself a service and dont embarras urself next time kthnxby ps.

  • @SikuntXD Hahahaha, you really are stupid. Do you know what "up to" means? It means that I am playing between 0 seconds to 6 hours a day. I usually play between 30 minutes - 1 hour on days when I feel like staying inside, playing video games. Pluss, the reason why kids from kindergarten understand you, is because you're on their level of grammar. Please, do not try to argue about something you can't win. Lets just agree that you're dumber than me, and stephen hawking is smarter than me.

  • @Wowkugen no when u say 6 hours a day- u mean 6 hrs a day and ur fuken retarded coz 30 min to 1hr is not 6 hrs like u said. and thts my point even kindergartens can understand me and u cant which means ur dumber than a kindergarten and if im the same as a kindergarten and ur dumber than 1 means im smarter than u BOOM! so just walk off ur the 1 that can't win this

  • @SikuntXD Sigh. I said "UP TO" which means that I CAN play 6 hours a day, but I can also be playing 2 minutes. And, if you're that bad at grammar that I can't understand you, and a kindergarten can, it does not necessarily mean that I am dumb, but rather that you lack the IQ required to write good English, which even boosts my point. And, as you haven't replied once with an average grammar of an eight-year old, I doubt that you actually can. And, I won't argue with a kid who's brain damaged, bye

  • @Wowkugen No. If u cant understand something a kindergarten does -it means your dumber than 1 and like I said its not a fucking grammar lesson, it's the internet so I can talk however the fuck I like. You like Hawking so much? Go have his babies and you both can make retarded babies that can't walk or talk. Btw I told u not to reply unless u actually had a good reply and all your comebacks have been shit so save your breath you'll need it to inflate your friends incase they deflate.

  • @SikuntXD Hah. So, you're basicly telling me, if the kindergarten kid is half african, and half american, and knows how to talk both languages, I'm dumber than him/her because I'm not able to speak that language? You really are stupid. Just stop arguing kid, you have already proven you're dumber than most people. And, no, I'm not in love with Steven Hawking, but I heard you and Childish get along perfectly? Anyways, as I said, I won't argue any more with a brain damaged kid, so cya.

  • @Wowkugen No basically I'm not you idiot, I'm saying your dumber because the kindergarten can understand what i said and you cant. Where did i say anything about talking two languages? Btw if your not childish why are you still play video games...and fight with a kid online? And if I was brain damaged I wouldn't be trolling against someone else who was brain damaged- which means Im not. Ok, so if you have an urge to reply make sure its actually a good comeback.

  • @SikuntXD

    In any case, good luck applying for a job. If a manager sees writing like that your application will go STRAIGHT to the trash can.

  • @5jerry1 i alredy gota part time job and obv u use diferent way to rite wen ur on the net and a application...

  • @SikuntXD

    What's wrong with making yourself clearly understood all the time? It can't hurt.

  • @5jerry1 nah but im lazy

  • @SikuntXD Your grammar sucks. I can't believe you don't know the difference between an electronic voice synthesizer and a computer. By the way, computers don't have minds of their own, so they can't really "talk for" people like you seem to think.

    This is where Carlos Mencia jumps in and says "Dee, dee, dee!", and then, hopefully, you off yourself.

  • @StillersFan33 yea my grammar sucks as hard as you sucks a stray dogs dick -so if u deny it means my grammar don't suck and if u don't deny it means you doe suck a stray dogs dick. plus i'm over this-steven hawking is a stupid kunt cant even walk or talk, he hasnt even come up with anything useful for society?so defend him all u want idc reply all u want idc...cya dog blower^^^^^^^

  • @SikuntXD Hahahaha I remember comebacks like that. How old are you? Like 10? That's so cute.

    Anyway, talk to me when you understand theoretical physics or cosmetology. You probably don't even know what either of those terms mean. By the way, he's like that because of a disease he suffers from. You wouldn't be saying that if you were in his shoes. Oh well, there's probably a special ring or layer of Hell made specifically for you. Enjoy!

  • @StillersFan33 Cosmetology? Really? And you're trying to play the "I'm smarter than you" card?!?

  • @abortivus I meant "cosmology." It was a mistake. And no, not really. I'm not trying to prove my superior intelligence or anything but I am however having fun with one of the stupidest people I've ever talked to. It's quite enjoyable.

  • @StillersFan33 as if im going to hell just because i called someone retarded lol

  • @SikuntXD We can only hopes so, eh?

  • @StillersFan33 hope all u want- fact is calling someone names not going to get ANYONE into hell.

  • @SikuntXD How do you know this for a fact when Hell's existence can't even be proven?

  • @StillersFan33 your first comment: "Oh well, there's probably a special ring or layer of Hell made specifically for you. Enjoy!" .Then your previous comment, incase u try to remove to avoid embarrassment: "How do you know this for a fact when Hell's existence can't even be proven?(typed by you!) -you just contradicted yourself... got owned kunt.

  • @SikuntXD Not really. It's not like I claimed to know that Hell was real or not, and then questioned it's existence. That would be a contradiction. I was simply saying, given that Hell is real, there's probably a special place for you. However, since it can't, all we can do is hope. So again, for argument's sake, let's say Hell IS real, how do you know what qualifies one to be sent to Hell and what doesn't.

  • @StillersFan33 no u actually believed it to be real thts y u said that there would be a spot there for me if u didnt believe in it you wouldnt have mentioned it...and i kno calling people names wont get you into hell because you barely get a lunch time detention if you do it in school-and thts given to you by an unforgiving teacher-seeing as god is forgiving i doubt he'll even bother to tell you off

  • @SikuntXD Again, not really. Hell and God may not exist. Whether I believe they do or not doesn't matter when questioning the possibility of their existence. But I don't expect you to understand, you can't even differentiate between SH's "computer" and the one you're using now. And how do you know that God is forgiving? Yeah, the Christian God is, but how do you know he doesn't exist and an unforgiving one does?

  • @StillersFan33 yea stephen hawkings computer is a computer on a chair for a crippled kunt and mine is on a desk for someone who uses it for study and leisure so theres the difference and just give up with the hell may not exist shit why did u say it if u dont believe? u going to say trees are blue then say-nah i trees dont exist? and yea from everything jesus said im pretty sure god is forgiving...

  • @SikuntXD You're the crippled cunt. And again, I never claimed to believe in it or not. And yeah well Jesus might not exist either so everything you say about religion is a bunch of bullshit. Especially coming from you.

  • @StillersFan33 how am i a crippled kunt i can walk perfectly fine i can move my whole body around fine, i have no disease so whatever....and u told me theres a space in hell waiting for me then you said hell doesn't exist so your a stupid cunt who did contradict himself and i cbf arguing about this disabled kunt anymore so whatever reply all you want its just goina waste ur time...

  • @SikuntXD Haha, so you ask me a question AND continue the argument, and then say you're done arguing? Hahaha you're like a 16 year old girl getting mad at her BF. Anyway, you're a crippled cunt (it's spelled with a "c" by the way, dumbass) in the mental sense, not physical. It basically means you're retarded. And again, I never said Hell did or did not exist. How are you unable to understand that?

  • @SikuntXD Crippled doesn't only refer to the ability to walk. One can be mentally crippled. Then again, anyone who calls Stephen Hawking stupid should know about that first-hand.

  • @SikuntXD I swear you must be the most fucked up ignirrant cunt i've ever saw on youtube..kill your self, kill your mother fucked up idiotic ridiculous face doosh bag dick weed moron face chicken chair cat meow like we chickens do with chicken face.

  • @DivineO2 LOL.UMADBRO?

  • @SikuntXD lol

  • @DivineO2 Calm down, you're full on mad, bro!

  • @Wowkugen Lmao. Your conversation with this "failed abortion" is making me laugh. This goes in the record books, I'm bookmarking this page.

  • @Wowkugen he cant walk? GOODFITE?

  • @Wowkugen its ironic hat you say "Stephen Hawking is one of the smartest men to walk on this very earth" since he is in a wheelchair

  • @Wowkugen He is not walking, tough.

    

  • @Wowkugen haha. walk...

  • @Wowkugen lol.. i think you mean to "roll" the earth.. ZINGGG

  • @KookyKiwi83 LOL, good one

  • @Wowkugen You said "one of the smartest men to WALK on this very earth"...Not to be a prick but he can't walk.

    awkward turtle...

    lol,i know what you meant though.

  • @Wowkugen he can't walk

  • @Wowkugen not to make fun of him but dont u mean roll

  • @Wowkugen roll on this earth*

  • @Wowkugen i think he's not walking, he's riding..

  • @Wowkugen i lol'd at "_walk_ on this earth" =P

  • @Wowkugen fail... he cant walk..

  • @Wowkugen one of the smartest men to Roll* on this earth... get it.. because he's in a wheel chair.. ohk i should shut up now... jeez... that was Hawk-ward...

  • @SikuntXD I am pretty sure you are one of the dumbest persons in the world...

  • And then he won poker against Data, Einstein and Issac Newton.

  • I bet he does shit like this when he's left home alone :P

  • stephen hawking is the biggest vegetable i have ever seen in my life.

    XD

  • @bananito4 who cares what yoy thik, he may be a vegetable to you, but not even the combined IQ of your entire clan can even come close to this "vegetables" intelligence..

  • @johnianflores nope but hey

    thik? now i know you and your entire tribe have the iq of a mice.

    XD

  • why do people make shit like this. You should be ashamed of yourselves. He is a brilliant man and all i can find on youtube is shit like this.

  • no, im still creeped out. by hawking. it could be worse i supose. it could be me in that chair wearing a nappie.

  • Well, i'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh.....

  • I saw him at BEST BUY.

  • @nhostyle ...for how much?? O.-

  • mmmmmm .....

  • gives me the creeps. no bullshit. that creepy voice and that drooling chin, you guys are not creeped by it? by the way, couldnt they make a coumputer with an english accent? i guess not.

  • @datzfast Creeped out??? No! This is one of the most brilliant minds in the world. If you wanna be creeped out by someone drooling look up the lady that sings "sunny d and rum" She is creepy. Stephen Hawking is not!.

  • you are just so not grown up.... -.- omg

  • Lmao quite funny.

  • Stephen hawking.....I want his brain

  • shutup hes wonderful if u where like that im sure u would be upset dicks

  • lol stephen hawkins cant move and he was moving

  • @MAK3BELIEV3 sometimes it's just me having but sex with

    Deathz0r94 mom

  • doc you do know.

    

  • hope u end up like that u sick fuck yh jokes are good but pretending to be him in a wheelchair deep

  • hawking is a fear based intelligence, fyi.

  • FUCK THIS GUY GO TO HELL

  • @gwhendri Fuk you idiot, hes is a British theoretical physicist, whose scientific career spans over forty years. And Hes the smartest physicist in the world. Yes, hes is sick man but he got 100 times smarter than you ! idiot

  • @gwhendri stfu, he is good physist

  • @SIMONSIMONDO Before he lost the ability to speak he was a very respected professor. He came up with many theories. Even after he got ALS he managed to keep the ability to speak interpretors were used and if you listen carefully they are right in interpreting him. Im sorry to say this but this view that doubts his intellect is quite stupid

  • This is lame, and a travesty when thinking about professor Hawking. 

  • Yeah that killed me.

  • ive been looking for a legit interview of this man and all that i get is this stupid bullshit.

  • shame on the person who made and posted this video.

  • how does he talk through that computer and for how long, why does he, when did he? some one please answer me!!! I must know!!!

  • who gives a shit

    

  • haha the only hilarious thing about this is you probably think youre being "funny" BIG fail on that

  • you moron!

  • whats wrong with him

  • It sounds like he has a sore throat. I think he is sick

  • @Edgardo4993 do you not know what is wrong with him???

  • @Benzz4318 aspergers lol.

    No seriously he has ALS, its rare disease that makes you write books about space and stuff, my gran caught it during the war and ended up working for the germans in a heavy water plant

  • @26highstreet

    ALS is a desease where you slowly lose funcions of your body... arms, legs, voice.....

  • @26highstreet win comment

  • @26highstreet lol u ass

  • @Edgardo4993

    dont joke about him.. it's out of order

  • @philjk9372 im pretty sure he fell down a set of stairs first then started developing the disease

  • fucking stupid!

  • not hawking !

    his voice is not like that !

  • @7antosh010

    he has no voice ;D

  • @7antosh010 no shit, dick

  • @7antosh010 this is an older voice he uses just like an older pc it can be treu

  • @7antosh010 what voice its a computer he uses to talk

  • @7antosh010 of course his voice isn't like that hes using a special machine to help him communicate with other people he probably had to update his device hes using and that's why the computerized voice isn't like it always is. people don't have to be perfect you know everybody is special somehow 

  • @7antosh010 well,he really doesn't own a voice now does he?

    not a hater , he's awesome!

  • @7antosh010 Its microsoft Sam I think ! :)

  • I remember when the whole american health system debates were going on a few weeks ago. And some american woman said steven hawking would just die in britain because of our healthcare system. But the next day i saw someone who had the same disease as stephen hawking, but he was also autistic and still got on fine in britain.

  • Stephen Hawking WAS treated by the NHS in Britain, and he was very happy with the treatment and outcome.

    It's just stupid propaganda of american conservatives, even a famous economy newspaper told that shit about Hawking dying in Britain.

  • I think because of the American synthesizer, many Americans make the mistake of believing he is an American. So yeah, the greatest irony of that story is that "If Stephen Hawking had been treated in Britain, by the NHS he would have died" - he was treated by the NHS in Britain and lived. I never quite worked out how that one didn't get picked up...

  • Yup

  • hahahaha thats so funny lolol

  • Crap

  • gtfo

  • I often eat cheese and biscuits.

  • if a 100 people exist same as Stephen on planet earth we would be flying through univers 3 years ago

  • his rare form of disability makes me wonder. Is god making a point and telling us that this is one of your most intelligent humans yet he cannot cure his disease. Not trying to be offensive but this is what comes to my mind.

  • no, I think he's just unlucky

  • hmm..interesting point.

  • god aint cure people..

  • what does that mean..?

  • He's got a disease called ASL. He used to be athletic and was even the leader of his rowing team at Cambridge.

  • Almost as soon as he arrived at Cambridge, he started developing symptoms of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (known colloquially in the USA as Lou Gehrig's disease), a type of motor neuron disease which would cost him almost all neuromuscular control. During his first two years at Cambridge, he did not distinguish himself, but, after the disease had stabilised and with the help of his doctoral tutor, Dennis William Sciama, he returned to working on his Ph.D

  • @omer008 The smartest often have the worse disabilities it seems.

  • @mikeizuzzum Thats because they have time to think and not working.

  • I doubt it.

  • @ralerajko or maybe einstein 500,000,000

  • @ralerajko Here's the trick. You can be, but most lack motivation.

  • @ralerajko and if we we all like him, we would all be dead and the human race would ceased to exist in less than 72 hours.

    Thankfully the world is made up of all kinds of people

  • @ralerajko sadly i wouldnt be suprised if there was more minds of the same caliber as his wasted in poor countries never having the oppertunity to develope

  • I've had that depressing thought many times when seeing footage of less fortunate countries. Just think of how much potential there might be

  • @ralerajko there are, and we aren't.

  • @ralerajko If 2 people existed the same as Stephen, we would almost achieve space travel today.

  • @ralerajko OR if the darkages never happened -100 years of technology, and 500 delayed years of advancements.

    not to mention forgetting the concept of infinity cost us 1000 years.

  • @ralerajko and be able to put simple sentences together...

  • @mercturd85 what can i do ,when u r mother suck's my penis all of the time