Hey! The Zooey Deschanel Show - Episode 3 - Womanhood

[HistoryCornbreadLove]

...women can't smoke pipes?

[skyrimFTWable]

Zooey deschannel is way hotter than you you suck leave the internet



[crackfoxmusic]

@skyrimFTWable oh dayss you thick cunt !

[pullingxdaisies]

@skyrimFTWable Says some troll whom is unaware of what punctuation is.

[TGIAustin911]

"I guess I could be a munchink... or a pizza!" - lmao!

[MrGhostchips]

0:09 hahahaha over and over

[xinmaster1]

i thing that in this century "mans" can do all what woman... (transexuals or same shitss")

[bountylink11]

Freaking amazing, but the "guy" that sings that song is actually a woman: Tracy Chapman.

[TheeKeem1]

@bountylink11 I think the whole joke was her mistaking Tracey Chapman for a man...

[Chirpout]

you sound a little like her, but you seem so awkward and mean when you're imersonating her. Zooey is cute and freaky and happy :) Smile ! ;)

[ashleybigblue]

OMG! you sound just like her

[JoshDeMilo]

or a peets-tha

[gurt1337]

Really great impersonation - yet I am still strangely offended {:I

[fffff0x]

My god, you're a great impersonater! You sound JUST like her!

[UnofficiallyBlonde]

hahahahahahahahah you are a flawless human being

[tirus123]

Ur voice is amazing :D

[ali14chahrour]

I love you.

[telephone7300]

If i wasnt a women then i would want to be a little girl, or a munchkin, or a pizza!

[ColdWombOfTheOcean]

How do you do your hair like that? :)

[NessaRAWRxx3]

as a women i have two boobies and a vagina.

[ItsMagicITellYou]

your existence makes my life. forrealz.

[vlcyt]

O.o

[HOWTOFAKEITINAMERICA]

you're my most awesome favorite, can we go thrifting together plllllllz! <3

[TheStudios4]

It's so cool how you sound like her.. You must have studied her for years lol

[alexeiivanovic]

THIS REALLY SUCK'S (please don't waste our time BITCH)

[musicbookimdone]

I swear when I saw the zooey deschanel impersonation on SNL I thought it was you until I realized it's abby elliot. it sounded exactly like you and looked like you too.

[britpoppansy]

@musicbookimdone i'm fairly sure that snl ripped noel off. cool, you audition and then they steal your ideas.

[guiltyypleasure]

lol, I looove Zooey Deschanel, but this is hilarious! And you don't have to look exactly like someone to parody them... what are you gonna do, get reconstructive surgery? I would hope not...

[LoshaHamdan]

Lame

[ATOR9369]

she doesn't look like her but sounds JUST like her

[ATOR9369]

she does this one better than melissa villasenor xD

[erynanderpants]

How did I not know about this until now?

[LaSerpentaCanta]

I've looked at clips from Zoey Deschanel's New Girl show and it's painfully obvious that they ripped you off, you really should sue. 

[IrelandVonVicious]

This girl looks and talks like drew barrymore not Zooey.

[fonjadidi]

she talks really weird here.

[AllYouReallyNeed]

I like Zooey, but these are soooo funny...

[TheBrothersPlage]

Zooey's changed

[madhatter2883]

Or maybe a pizza.

[sydneybelle93]

I like how there's a zoey deschanel cotton ad next to the video

[Veggie415]

haha i like your satire, it's pretty creative and really funny how well you have that impersonation down. also i love how ditsy you portray zooey. keep it up.

[kenope]

its pretty obvious you smoke pot. U make me laugh a lot.

[thelllestballah]

keep pressing 4 for a bird.

[lolamae144]

I LOVE YOU

[abbey789]

Zooey Deschanel is the funniest thing ever. You suck.

[slaterruels]

random thought, but you should put in contacts to make your eyes blue. or cut off zooey's face and tape it over yours. just spitballing

[MellowSquash]

and the best thing about being a woman is that you get to be in the kitchen!

[jjesaveluk]

hahahaha i love you!!!

[acey45]

That is spot on, bravo.

[KlonTheHero]

Hahahahaha what. This is so great.

[kimchee80]

perfect

[RonRay]

Huh? ... Tracy Chapman isn't a "guy"!?

And yeah, Katy Perry thinks that boobies and vagina is pretty cool too.

[annabane3]

The look you're doing at 1:20 ! I really can see Zooey :)

[heIium37]

The "man" that sings that song is named Tracy Chapman...

[beckybug64]

This is a little blasphemous.

[Hakudo2VisualKei]

Its AN IMPOSTER!

[FRZ988]

i just saw her in movie yes man, she so hot....

[ThooSuu]

ur ugly, just ugly

[angieXmcr]

Hehhee...Zooey doesnt have a lisp xD

[SuperHorseman22]

I loved Zooey too bad she is married!lol

[DMCFreak]

Ohhhmigoodness... People getting upset over this need to settle down. I don't even think Zooey would be as offended as some of her fans seem to be...

[CHiiP954]

"As a Women, I have 2 boobies and a vagina, and I hear thats pretty cool (smilies)."

LOL

[OnYourMonkey]

this pissed me off.

I felt like you were being rude while trying to impersonate her.

she's brilliant, and unique, and classic.

and my role model.

You.Are.A.TWIT.

[PrincessAgnetha]

I don't get why people can't do heir own thing and be unique with that instead they have to impersonate other great people who actually reached something in their lives by being themselves as opposed to acting like someone else.

[cadettipk]

is tis really her cuz she looks kinda weird

[macmm7]

oh my word!!! YOU are absolutely gorgeous and have an uncanny wit! Zooey would be jealous...

[ooloi82]

best!

[Hayley1518]

I wonder what Zooey would have to say about these videos. I think she would like them and laugh! You do a great impersonation of her.

[greenman46811]

Why do you even bother.

[LiloPelakai]

@greenman46811 ...watching this? because you have no life or punctuation skills.

[LiloPelakai]

As a woman, I have 2 boobies and a vagina, and I hear that's pretty cool.

HAHAHAHAHA

[alexsudati]

"That guy that sings: "Give me one reason to stay here..."

LOL it's Tracy Chapman.

[rockel1986]

This made me giggle. Very well done! I love it.

[BmomSON]

i love how she pronounces her name inconsistantly

[noelkristi]

@BmomSON powers of observation you have

[BmomSON]

@noelkristi they call me the sherlock holmes of my generation

[mariaperiwinkle]

@BmomSON lol who cares

[thoughtsspinsofast]

I love Zooey and I love you!

[Nintendoof]

"Or maybe a pizza. O.O" xD I love this.

[lillalaksko]

Please keep doing what you're doing, this is the hardest I've laughed all week!

[petitanyell1]

Search on YT: "Zooey's World"

[RuddGerrath]

WHAT! YOU'RE NOT ZOOEY! ZOOEY! WHERE ARE YOUUUU!

[mainjinb]

we hate u please die, u r no even close to her .... ¬¬ by the way i'm not watching the video....

[torigreer96]

Do you have a twitter account ?

[torigreer96]

I love zooey but these are hilarious! Make more!(:

[torigreer96]

I love zooey but this is harious. Make more!(:

[amberphotograph]

So in love with these videos! Hilarious! Keep it up

[HurtMeSoul108]

These are absolutely perfection. Bloody brilliant. 1:28+ is the best part of any of your Zooey videos, in my opinion. Keep them coming! :]

[HeartfeltAnything]

Where did you get that dress? It's cute.

[noelkristi]

@HeartfeltAnything At a vintage store in Austin several years ago. It had a bunch of holes in it, so I got it for $10 and then just fixed it up and made it shorter.

[THEAmberCommander]

I was totally like, isn't that Tracy Chapman?

hahahahahahahaahahaa!

I adore you.

=)

[sowatifimnotcool]

It's okay Zooey, when I was little I thought Tracy Chapman was a guy too.

[danel146]

I love waiting for these every week. Please don't stop making them, you're hilarious!

[MegaCatpee]

I still would have Zooey's babies, but these are badass.

[LaLaLa3153]

Omg these kill me!

"I could be somebody's grandmother"

[Deva7]

Yes, the opening is awesome! I love it how Zooey flies on something different each time ;) And this yodeling always kills me! By the way, did you see her last performance on Conan? She emits very reminiscent sounds lol.

[breakwellpicturez]

Love it. Absolutely perfect--especially the opening of the show.

[amysacrifice]

"I wish I was a man so I could smoke a pipe" is now my favorite joke.

[JessiLeslie]

Lmao that last part cracked me up! You're so talented, man.

[SageOfFire1]

Love it!!

[jessywebkinz27]

i love this show :) I can't believe there isn't that many views!

[Deva7]

Yet another zoolicious episode! Nothing makes my day like hearing Zooey's brilliant thoughts and this unique point of view... She's definitely my favorite philosopher alive! Zooey, you actually are a little girl at 30, how did you make the time stop? If someday you miraclously become a man, I hope you enjoy your whisky with papa Deschanel's blessing. Anyway, I'm just amazed by The Holy Zooey's preachings... Hope this amazement helps me get through waiting for the next one ;-)

[Ponce1390]

This is brilliant!

[jallanbox]

not going to lie, i've been hanging out to see this in my subscriptions box.