eez this Life Alert dispatcher was an asshole compared to the older ones. He says get out now to the lady like it was her fault her house was on fire lol. and he ended up sounding goofy instead of threatening when he yelled at the burglars, who is he, Optimus Prime??? lmao
I like how the fire is at night and he tells (Ozzy voice) Sharon that he'll call the fire dept. right away yet they show the fire truck driving to the fire in the daytime. Lol
I didn't knew that if we shouted "You have been detected ! Get out NOW!" to a couple of thieves would solve the robbing problem, and also, I'm amazed that life alert can detect smoke and alert people of fire , just like a regular smoke detector.
i work for the ambulance service taking 999 emergency calls (in the UK) - do you know how totally usless asking someone "are you okay?" is?
if someone says - "im bleeding from the stomach" i have to know EXACTLY whats happened. post op surgical wound reopened? stabbed? shot? self harm? suicide attempt. i cant just send the ambulance crew in without knowing exactly whats happened.
thats why we have to say "tell me EXACTLY whats happened!"
she is dumb
Lazyt07 1 month ago
Lady at the beginning is a total GILF. Lucky old bastard.
zachmasterzach 2 months ago
Mrs. Miller: I've fallen off the ladder and I can't get up!
Life Alert: Walk into the light.
Mrs. Miller: What?
Life Alert: Cross over, children, cross over.
Mrs. Miller:..?
Life Alert: We're sending low-cost casket selection information to your husband, Mrs. Miller.
intormentis 4 months ago
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intormentis 4 months ago
hopefully that ladder wasn't over 150' tall...
VoodooDangerbird 6 months ago
*old brod taking shower*
"THIS IS LIFE ALERT, NICE T!TS!"
chantyxmarie 7 months ago 4
"THIS IS LIFE ALERT, YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED, LEAVE NOW!"
PilotDJ192 7 months ago 3
I love how the guy makes his voice deeper at 0:18.
GodsBittersweetEmo 8 months ago 2
Help! My SHOE came off and I CAN'T get it BACK on!
Help! I'm having trouble with this Sudoku!
Help! I got nail polish on my skin!
-Larissa<3
ompah11 8 months ago
0:19
The fuck was that?!
Who cares, let's keep on stealing shit.
SHsurreal 9 months ago
To fire: "You have been detected! Get out NOW!"
joeshmo14760 9 months ago 4
"There's a spot of tar on my windshield."
"I have just the thing."
"What?"
"YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED. LEAVE NOW."
*clean windshield* : D
RedDaVincy 9 months ago 3
0:36 "Help, my shoe's come off and I can't get it back on!"
IgnitionUnlimited 9 months ago 5
And what, is her room connected directly to the kitchen? I mean, I don't think that much smoke would go into her room...
Typlogo 9 months ago
"I heard a loud noise... I think it's a robber, can you turn on your hidden camera?"
Typlogo 9 months ago
I bet he feels like Batman
Hawdkoah 9 months ago
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eez this Life Alert dispatcher was an asshole compared to the older ones. He says get out now to the lady like it was her fault her house was on fire lol. and he ended up sounding goofy instead of threatening when he yelled at the burglars, who is he, Optimus Prime??? lmao
SkunkApeDrone187 10 months ago
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SkunkApeDrone187 10 months ago
what ?!i dont want creeper checking out my grandma gross,,!!!
normandyangel 11 months ago
I like how the fire is at night and he tells (Ozzy voice) Sharon that he'll call the fire dept. right away yet they show the fire truck driving to the fire in the daytime. Lol
karencarpenterfan1 11 months ago
Why do I think of a high-tech... spy... thing... |D
"This is Life Alert! The intel is just passed the oatmeal bar hidden in the gold walker. You know what you must do, Sharron. :U"
ZetaNeubourn 1 year ago
funny!
ongchorcool 1 year ago
dayum i need me one of these
0493024897 1 year ago
i've fallen and i can't get up!
TheKerster 1 year ago 3
lolz , this is stupid
baozeng 1 year ago
(guy tries to masturbate in bathroom)
THIS IS LIFE ALERT. (dramatic music plays in the background) YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED. PUT YOUR WEINER DOWN. LEAVE NOW.
PoopPoopFart 1 year ago 3
(little kid tries to get a cookie out of the cookie jar)
THIS IS LIFE ALERT. (dramatic music plays in the background) YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED. PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN.
LEAVE NOW.
crazyrabbits 1 year ago
lol i bet that they wouldent leave THIS IS LIFE ALERT!!!!!!!!!
nintendonerdgoodbad2 1 year ago
I didn't knew that if we shouted "You have been detected ! Get out NOW!" to a couple of thieves would solve the robbing problem, and also, I'm amazed that life alert can detect smoke and alert people of fire , just like a regular smoke detector.
AMAZING!
Dk69pt 1 year ago 17
@Dk69pt I will get life alert instead of a smoke detect0r
phillies4100 1 year ago
i work for the ambulance service taking 999 emergency calls (in the UK) - do you know how totally usless asking someone "are you okay?" is?
if someone says - "im bleeding from the stomach" i have to know EXACTLY whats happened. post op surgical wound reopened? stabbed? shot? self harm? suicide attempt. i cant just send the ambulance crew in without knowing exactly whats happened.
thats why we have to say "tell me EXACTLY whats happened!"
Life Alert FAILS.
dannyday58218195 1 year ago
Turn it into a video game and it will be an epic win
LiquidZ2k 1 year ago
This reminds me of one of those company 1990s full motion video games, where you are a spectator and have to trap the baddies (like Night Trap).
algabal 1 year ago 2
OMG! Full motion video, as opposed to video that isn't full motion!
It does look exactly like that.
chibicelchan 1 year ago
pervs would love to work at life alert
rossman4eva96 1 year ago 18