The Jeff Lewis 5-Minute Comedy Hour - Episode III: Date

[apotheosis21]

Really? Lol.

[D3RANG3Dduelist]

2:55 dear god I never thought I would be jealous of Vork.

[cassindia1987]

Felicia: I'm gonna bang you really hard tonight!

Jeff:  I'll pick you up at 8.

LOL! Hilarious!

[PapioG]

I like uncomfortable silence, you wait and wait and things get more uncomfortable and before you know it someone (normally the girl) blurts some complete nonsense then gets embarrassed which normally leads her telling me all about herself and me pretending to listen.

Or a few times when something completely unexpected happens, so far I've had crying, laughing, shouting and footsie, the only one I didn't like was crying :(

[TheShadeOfWolf]

Lol, Felicia's hair is switching position!!

[Akabane101]

this is too good xD

[TheMattyGO8]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Bhitch92]

If Felicia said that to me, I would be soooo happy.

[TX3Thiefxxx3]

LOL

"Im gonna bang you real hard tonight"

"I'll pick you up at 8"

[shindosilver2]

This is one of the funniest thigns I've seen in a while.

[robinthegrape]

HAHA great ending!

[clementckw]

hahahaa this was actually quite funny.

[darkstargod679]

Ima bang u really hard tonight WTF???!!!

[Saadthegod]

Yes. Just yes

[xSpArTiChRiSx]

WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASON 2????!!!!?!?!!?!?!?

[jx14aby]

Been there. Done that.

[hesoyam959]

0:19 ;)

[And1this1is1why]

I did not see that ending comin'.

[JustATadpole]

White people

[SolidlyStated]

AwkWord.

[jonnois]

score

[ZhiverZ]

This guy reminds me of Ted from Scrubs.

[fidoorr]

"I know a great mexican restaurant " "I don't like sushi"

" I think we'll be fine then .."

LOOOOOL

[apollotreatingyou]

If Felicia Day told me she was going to bang me really hard, even as a joke, i would lose my mind.

[pineappledaddy20]

"I didn't say I was crazy"

"Oh I wasn't listening"

[IamSimonMan]

The guy kinda sounds like Larry David

[Bakujin619]

I'd go through all of that for a date with Felicia Day.

[FlucifuX2]

Wait, 5 minute comedy HOUR but it's only 3:18?

[jgq85]

@FlucifuX2

Maybe they factored in the ads?

[FlucifuX2]

@jgq85 They didn't.

[sodafromyoda]

@FlucifuX2 do you understandt eh concept of a joke?

[FlucifuX2]

@sodafromyoda Please explain it to me.

[MassiveReactive]

Despite all of this, life without women would be a pain in the ass.

Just sayin'.

[shortinos]

Has a Curb Your Enthusiasm vibe going on.

[Snodgers3rdclass]

@shortinos true lol

[7Stringuzr]

didn't see that coming

[mintmarshall]

"i think we'll be fine then" haha

[enthalpy]

Best ending ever

[mywordsflyup]

bad acting

[Fennias]

Vork is on dat.

[TypicalJeff]

Now if only I could hear Felicia Day say that to me at the end of a conversation.. urge to kidnap..rising.

[StuThePooFlinginHobo]

Sick mouse



[LukeSaysss]

This was fabulous.

[St8Solja]

The guy kinda sounds like Ray Romano.

[TheMaskedInsomniac]

@St8Solja That guy sounds like Kermit the frog.

[xrandombananax]

ahahahhahahaha thats great

[jimbojamesIV]

This is definitely not funny, at least 1:15 seconds into the video. Maybe it picks up, but I doubt it

[henningsjolie]

AAH, THAT'S INFORMATION

[fauxman]

that's awesome.

[dscan8129]

hilarious



[caligoacheron]

this is fucking brilliant

[pobhockle]

Women don't "bang" men, only men can bang. She might be talking about a strapon, though.

[kinarion]

@pobhockle You just haven't been with the right women.

[LightningIrving]

The 6 people who disliked this didn't look at the comments section or watch the entire video. Either way, they missed out on Felicia Day saying "I'm going to bang you really hard tonight"

[babalui4444]

2:55 Mr Lewis can I call you "Master"?

[Crazyelmo95]

All he wanted to hear from Felicia Day was "Im going to bang you really hard tonight"

[Aldridge517]

SCORE! I-i-i-i-in it Lol

[MrRandomppl]

2:55 :D

[Deekelly22]

you are so funny.. I love it keep it coming

[666789443]

oh my god

[AnteChrist1332]

He totally made this episode just to her Felicia say that.

[2narukami]

Vork This is the most amazing...( words cannot describe what conspired in this video )

[superblahmanofdoom]

Heh...

[wiccawolfgirl]

Lol wow. <3

[ownagemunky]

Lolwut

[Therealgeekyswede]

lol i can just see Vork asking Codex out for a date here xD But hey maybe it was before they started playing THE GAME ;) but i dont mean anything disrespectful i love both Jeff and Felica and everything they do

[jaylpp12]

no inevitably the first pilot show won't make the best numbers friends got more views in the third season than the 1st 2 series, so just because 33,000 views are on ep.4 wait till episode 100 and its 50 times that amount and Felicia Day is not in it, statistically if a show starts good and stay good it will get more views with every episode

[tiztoxic14]

six people dont know wat to talk about

[Sustanaelle]

women!

cant live with them....... they will not go out with me.

Vork

[Korben360]

Screw hollywood. The future is internet films!

[kekoa6]

i've been in this situation.

[ppp9922]

i am so stunned by that...

and i think i just jizzed my pants hearing Felicia say "i am gonna bang you hard"

....yea definitely did

[12daystill]

Hollywood is missing a trick by not signing up Jeff. The talent needs to be seen.

[tominator923]

Vork u are hilarious. I call u Vork simply because respond better to it. Do you like being referred to as Vork. As for Codex, I see her in a new light... 0_0

[ChrisAllmighty87]

oh she didn't ... :D :D :D

[EndMLMHeadaches]

Felicia!

[XxDarknation1xX]

that's all a girl has to say "ill bang u really hard tonight" xD works every time

[IcarusCinematics]

IS THAT THE GIRL FROM DR. HORRIBLE?

[okihelena]

@IcarusCinematics It is indeed.

[DarkOmega147]

This is freaking funny!!!

[P0IS0N]

Boing! It's Felicia Day!!!

[gohusan74]

( T.T ) I'm sorry!!! But I couldn't take it anymore, all those sad hours thinking my innocent Codex doing the Horizontal Lambada, with THOSE MEN!!!! Just pushed me 2 the breaking point, what doesn't help is that I just found out is that she also did it with NEIL!!!!! An ELF!!! Of all people, why HIM?!?! X-p ARGGGHH!!!!! __(_ _)__

[Tekknight007]

The weird thing is Im VERY much like that when I'm on the phone. I forget all the things I wanna say.Sometimes I make a list of stuff I'd been meaning to share.

[KristianDk]

Felicia and Jeff is an awesome combo... and Felicia is sooo freakin cute !

[rawrsandmeows]

lol... wow

[gohusan74]

Ack!!!! No Codex!!! (ToT)/ 1st u flirt with Zaboo. then mess around with that that Anarchy Hippy guy!! Now ur having inter.... NO NO I CAN'T SAY IT!!! ＿|￣|○ relations with VORK?!??!? ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3 My fragile little mine can't take IT!!!!

__( _ _ )__

[Tekknight007]

@gohusan74 WOW this was confusing but major props for all the details.

[stoffis772]

Felicia's last comment was... unexpected o.o"

¤"%£@€! lucky Stan. 

[soivyrk]

I wish i could fail so hard it'd turn into a quadruple EPIC WIN...awesome episode.

[Triphax]

All the comments about Felicia Day, but this is also one of the funniest episodes.

[DTGxSp4rtaN25]

Jeff is fucking hilarious and mix it with Felicia Day means something Fucking hilarious and hotness.

[peruboi]

I really wise I wasn't drinking this soda at 2:55 . . . ><

[sportycolby]

Felicia is talking to Mrs. Carlisle. In the latest one, Jeff Lewis is Mr. Carlisle, going to be hooking up with another girl.

Awesome.

[TagRation]

this is hilarious

[nadelite]

It's hard to imagine Felicia banging Jeff... Eww

[Boompass]

-records audio, trims down to 'I'm gonna bang you', puts on mp3 player on repeat, leaves on ad infinitum-

[demonstrationclass8]

that's exactly what i wanna hear from felicia day

[jeriellsworth]

I feel that way in the shower. Soda out my nose.

[MrVoiceguy]

you always have a open a that sucks

[hzrd919]

THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING ENDING!!!!

[AzzaradinBT]

Agian. Epic win.

[BlueFire678]

1:46 thats what she said

[jollymontube]

my fave thus far!

way to go Jeff and Felicia

[789123456789]

pretty girls never say that to me....teach me Vork...

[audax0311]

"I know a great mexican resturaunt."

"I don't like sushi."

"I think we'll be fine then."

Love it.

[saltkrakan1994]

I wish it was that easy :(

[vikanug]

dam codex /wink

[misterjohji7]

OHH FELICIA YOU TURN ME ON SO HARD.

[xpownz]

BANG ME HARD, FELICIA

[thetruesora]

i wish i had this luck with such hot girls as i walked away from them.

[MartB64]

Comedy gold! I really LOL'd

[iSayFilmitFilms]

2:35 the day The llama cried

[OolTube02]

She's playing the quirky secretary again. Isn't that what she keeps complaining about being typecast as in regular TV?

Not that *I'm* complaining...

[KevinCarey]

@OolTube02

i don't think shes supposed to be a secretary here just a random office employee

[OolTube02]

Yes, silences with the sound of a dot matrix printer in the background are awkward...

[KevinCarey]

@OolTube02

you can hear a dot matrix printer during the silence part? I wish I had that kinda hearing :)

[madjohne]

Jeff, has anyone ever told you that you look like Nebraska football coach, Bo Pelini?

[TheMgarofalo]

hysterical!!

[eliseislove]

IM GONNA BANG YOU REALLY HARD TONIGHT?!?!?! omg. I just died.

[cerealdownloader]

love the whole discussion about where to eat, absolutely brilliant.

love this show (?) . We want more.

[ChipsMoneyTips]

Excellent job!



[Tankbot85]

Vork is the man!!!!!

[maxcool319]

gust shut the f@#ck up

[KevinCarey]

I like the way he keeps walking away

[Emelious1]

Felicia Day. Oh boy!

[williamvr666]

i wanna bang felicia!!!!!

[andreib13]

@williamvr666 who dosent?

[jigglejellow]

ITS THE GUYS FROM THE GUILD!!

[nohohongs]

still finding it hard to imagine Jeff Lewis without Vork from The Guild, especially the particular way he enunciates words...

[samuraininjamaster]

XD!

[alexhoopes]

6000 views for ep. 3

8000 views for ep. 5.

33,000 views for ep. 4 starring Felicia Day

I think the message here is Put Felicia Day in your show and quadruple your audience.

[ChevaliersEmeraude]

@alexhoopes Actually, putting Felicia Day in only double the audience. Making her say ''I'm gonna bang you'' is what quadruples it! :p

[manueltheplebb]

@alexhoopes But this is ep 3 and has Felicia lol ??

[KoRnFaNaTiK]

@alexhoopes I'd be happy with those 8 thousand views, of course that he'll get more on Felicia's ep since The Guild has become quite big.. puting felicia on all episodes would just ruin it, this is HIS show ^^

[JonnyCasey]

Keep the show coming Jeff! :)

[Ekky71]

Haha, that last line is brilliant! I don't blame her for not being able to say with a straight face. And the conversation topic stuff... Genius!

[tonyhell234]

lol at 1:47 someone should said thats what she said.

[Darkneena1]

I love that last part lol, two of my favorite characters in the guild serious xD.

[kryton9]

This is the best one so far. If you like this episode, do yourself a favor and never ever watch episode 2, it is like the anti-matter version of episode 3... that means no taste... not funny, but actually extremely gross.

Episode 1 was clever and funny, but missed opportunities by cussing in 2 small places. For example instead of say WTF, why not something like "Holy Mother of all things old school!". Something that would have added to the skit and the character.

[Deadmansparty2002]

This is hilarious! :)

[MaereMaid]

Felicia Day was fantastic!

... Richard Benjamin... hahahahahahahha... loved... liked... all that.

[MrThudley]

"I like bananas."

x3

[Ounouh]

<3 Felicia Day

[bassplayer71]

Genius.

[standindarkness]

i love felicia day <3

[nbwulf]

Simply amazing... 

[AurkiaStar]

love the ending!

[UKFilmGeek]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KevinCarey]

I like Jeff's glasses

[aquenita27]

This is genius,

and oh so true lol

Bless you men for even trying =)

[thornbrain]

A match made in neurotic heaven.

I actually find this nervous-guy-asks-nervous-girl idea funnier than the nervous-guy-asks-normal-girl angle. Not sure why. Any theories?

[V2Blast]

@thornbrain Because "normal girls" don't exist. Everyone's nervous.

[mustelidmama]

These are really good. More, please!

[KevinCarey]

I like how it starts with a NO..then progresses to a "im going to bang you really hard tonight" lol lol

[KevinCarey]

I KNEW Codex always a very secret crush on Vork

[MackDuncan]

...And you deliver. Thank you!

[TheVanderhuge]

"I think I'm gonna throw up everywhere." Awesome.

[ChurchHatesTucker]

And a thousand ringtones were launched....

[TheCoolDude110]

don't watch this 2:55

[explodingtacoinc]

These are actually funny as shit.

[pirate1guy]

Sean Becker doesnt do anything humungously amazing but he knows how to make a comedy conversation flow seamesly.

also jeff lewis is very funny

[DubDeez]

love it

[jasesmummy13]

Haha you can so tell Felicia is trying not to laugh when she tells Jeff she is going to bang him

[419Films]

4 words: Felicia Day in glasses. Yum!

Another very funny vid. Did NOT expect the ending. XD

[TransparentChocolate]

OMG, Felicia's guest starring?!?! My brain just exploded. It's only three episodes in and the Jeff Lewis 5-minute Comedy Hour is already my favorite new web-series. "I just ate a pile of shit!"

[jasesmummy13]

@TransparentChocolate dude that pile of shit one made me wanna vomit. lol but this is halarious made my night

[Psychebane]

Felicia saying, "I'm going to bang you really hard tonight." has got to be something every geek would give anything to hear.

[chuckdog41]

she is soo god damn hot...

[CardboardMarzipan]

I love how some of the tags are "scars" "fruit" and "horses." XD

[tracerjr]

I wish I had your sense for comedy! Absolutley brilliant!

[joshvamped]

HAHAHA, ah this is amazingly funny.