Half-Life 2: Cinematic Mod

[wallyreimers]

Why dose Alyx looks like Chell from Portal?

[betepunap]

This game is about liberating Russia from Chekist-Communist tyranny.

btw, not very well voice acting in this video.

[VannahWilson]

Um, why does Alyx have almost no clothing? And when she says "Yes!" after Judith turns against Breen, how come in Russian she just says "Da", all calm and with no emotion?

[juanmarcos2000]

yeah i agree russian is the most kick ass lenguage evah! but when a video is in spanish "Ohhhh spanish Ohhhhh english please bla bla bla!" -.-

[glock00007]

da!

[skipper50634]

Papa ?

[BeFweeEn]

LOL, gordons gonna die and hes still a perv xD

[dantetheangelofdeath]

i love how every one has a whore alyx in there games

[stickymayhem]

@dantetheangelofdeath

No The Russian version comes with that model. Only Vodka and scantily clad women can hold the attention of the Russian audience XD

[dantetheangelofdeath]

@stickymayhem hah lol

[XCMAX10X]

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha

[wequilt]

:42 ur such a perv

[MrGhostbuster396]

U know the guy the made this should have made part 2 of that and show us how to find the mod

[userNwel]

0:39 , me gusta. :D

[car45j34]

Does this music play in the MOD? Or was it added in the edit?

[MsKilla55]

the game acutaly makes more sence in russian because the game play is based in europe

[spam1712]

боже какая убогая озвучка

[Lidrena]

include subtitles in the next version.

[gvas99]

Классно =)

[gvas99]

RUSSIAN IS AWESOME! УРА ДРУЗЬЯ!

[xXxcollectorxXx]

Cinematic Mod only runs on a 64 bit pc 0_0 good job i have one

[gelu4056]

@usbfuse yes

[Moonwalker917]

Cinematic Mod 10 +Music+Russian = MOST EPIC SCENE IN HALF-LIFE 2

[TheQuietOne]

so is that what cinematic mod does...it makes the characters look and sound more russian? lol

[usbfuse]

Is it wrong that I got a boner from this?

[Euroliite]

I'm so lucky I can understand this :D

[Nexuszord]

Блин, Я пошел Качать Русификатор)) Настооооолько Лучше Слышится)

[Stolemyusename]

You have to have a PC to experience the most of Half Life 2, you also have to learn English to get the most out pf HL2 as well.

[smjsmg]

in russia halflife plays you!!!

[UltraWebby]

what episode is this??plz let me know!

[zimanovsky]

ОЛОЛОЛЛОЛОЛ РУССКАЯ ОЗВУЧКА!111!!!11!

[KoopalingWarrior]

press 1 repedetly and youll have breen airhumping

[conard560]

@KoopalingWarrior who would wanna see breen airhumping WTF is WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU FUCKIN GAY OR SOMETHING

[FlamerockRockin]

poo

[1985woooman]

was the song actually from half life 2, what level is this, i never finished the game so, i dont know

[Onishema]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!??

[helaroa]

The Island soundtrack ^^

[Onishema]

im 12,what is this?

[KingofTownz]

@Onishema Santas not real

[Deliphin11]

@Onishema Your 11, this is your mother.

[Onishema]

@Deliphin11 My mum plays the Ps3,not Pc,plus she would never upload shitty vids of NewGrounds games,also not 11,not gonna tell the age cause its possible lead to you getting a hard on thinking you can troll well,now go do somthing with your life and shut the fuck up

[Deliphin11]

@Onishema It was a fucking, and how the hell would i know our mom plays the PS3? Meh, she has a good taste in consoles, XBox is shit. Also, i'm not a troll, i'm annoying a troll. :D And i do stuff with my life, unlike you, the one who has time to sit on youtube to think of every worded meme to find the best one to use as a comment.

[Onishema]

@Deliphin11 No memes were used in my retort,I do happen to spend time outside of PC,how else would I be in 9th grade and most of my classes are in 11th grade classes,and not in those stupid american schools,im in Turkey,though I am american,i just distaste their schools and be able to afford customizing my PC? I spend time in school clubs and I only play my PC after homework or all day on the weekends unless my boss at a market im employed at calls me needbe for work

[Deliphin11]

@Onishema Well at least we agree on something, the american education system=Shit. Good thing i'm CANADIAN. "...their schools and be able to afford customizing my PC?" What? What are you talking about? And employed at calls? So... Your a secretary? Markets need secretaries? Meh, your lucky, you spend time in school clubs, that means there's good ones at your school. At mine there's crappy ones that support things, only one time have i seen a good one at my school. Meme: "I'm 12,what is this?"

[Onishema]

@Deliphin11 I wasnt using that as a response though

[Kensorek]

Get out of here stalker!

[TheFamine123]

I did not know I knew Russian...

[AlmightyPivotLord]

why do they have different textures? russan?

[Raverque]

I freaking love this song. It's from Batman Begins.

[Aluciel286]

is that transformers music?

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

 HE SAID "IM GONNA SCAT ON UR FACE!" AND SHE SAID "NECOCK" PERVS.

[t0nkpi1s]

russian suits better even the signs on the buildings in city 17 have russian letters

[msbull100]

@t0nkpi1s Agree with you. Russian vioces suit to characters more.

[clipsvh]

@msbull100 especially considering where the story is supposed to take place

[teodorBGx]

@t0nkpi1s no, they are not russian they are bulgarian latters like the newspaper 'Република'

[TheBoksera631]

@t0nkpi1s they're not russian...

They're bulgarian.And we din't steal their alphabet IDK what happened our country exists from the year 681 after Christ.The explanation is that the graphic designer is Half French Half Bulgarian and he put those in.But really the russian language fits in with the letters.

[MINICLIPGAMER]

@TheBoksera631 Christ was never born.

[TheBoksera631]

@MINICLIPGAMER whatever just saying after the birth of chistianity or whatever it is i'm not religios i'm just saying it that way since that's how we say the times here.For history anyway.

[Chrisrowhatey]

@MINICLIPGAMER I dont care if you believe in god or not, Jesus was a real man. Theres tons and tons of pictures and documents about him.....It wasnt made up bro

[VideoPlayah]

@Chrisrowhatey There's tons of pictures and documents about werewolves too. I best get my silver bullets ready.

[1joel8]

@VideoPlayah hahahahha

[6Bene]

@t0nkpi1s

Yes because the story i palce somewhere in future Russia or near areas, right?

[TheSporelover88]

@t0nkpi1s yeah because city 17 is a russian city.

[TheJamesDM]

@t0nkpi1s There is no such thing as "russian letters". This is cyrillic alphabet and it´s used by dozens of other languages than russian. Here: Bulgarian, Serbian, Kazakh, Belorussian, Ukrainian, Tatarian language, Macedonian and more.

It´s not "russian letters". It´s just an alphabet.

[bob4o99]

@t0nkpi1s they are bulgarian

[FreeButtSex]

@t0nkpi1s Maybe because city 17 is in Russia? And all the male characters sound the same in russian.

[VannahWilson]

@t0nkpi1s Well, considering the HL2 games take place in Eastern Europe (probably Russia… It's the biggest country there — or anywhere), it makes sense they'd have Russian letters…

[MikeIronweaver56]

0:39 Wow Gordon, really?

[Bonktf]

Рррррррруууууууууусссссссссскк­ккккккииииииииеееееееее!!!!!! Где купил??????

[arminkosten]

PAPA!

[RadioOperator01]

russian version seems like a movie xD I love it not like the American :D (though I like it) but russian has this special something...

[vanroz24]

So much racism >__>

[vanroz24]

Wow, cool music and coll Alyx skin :D

[TheFourReviewers]

what does the Cinematic mod do? I didn't notice a difference

[idothedfdf]

@TheFourReviewers Heavly inproves graphics and adds dynamic lights.

This is old so look at the lastest version.

[boringcabbage]

i wanna speak russian it's really cool but im to lazy :(

[vanroz24]

@boringcabbage

Stick it :D

[Harisdoubled]

@boringcabbage well my friend you're lucky,'cause in soviet russia LANGUAGE SPEAKS YOU!!!

[boringcabbage]

@Harisdoubled YAY but now do i have to go to russia?

[koz234]

breen: VAT ARE YOU DOING? SOAP: IM FINISHING THE FIGHT,CREDITS!

[koz234]

blonde,russian black guy.....imagine that.....

[poopskinTheLiar]

Holy crap, Eli sounds manly in russian. I'm half-expecting him to bust out of the pod and caber toss Breen into the wall, reducing him to chunky salsa on impact because of just how hard he threw him.

[RandomVideoGuy100]

In soviet Russia alyx dont wears bikini

[supertyflash]

wow russian-

the voices ROCK!

[NitroDNK]

This video could be "Half-Life 2 Russian version ending while I play unfitting music"

[ciroe45]

what does this mod do be sides change Alyxs' clothes?

[ilv244]

Nice. Dark Knight music.

[AsureAgony]

Although I am Russian, I prefer to hear original English voices while playing. IMHO they are way better.

[sonicnaruto12345]

retarded

not attractive

can people stop being so racist and leave alyx black/asian with normal clothes

this craps getting kind of retarded

[electricmayhem47]

alyx looks wierd

[azarod9]

does this happen in the real hl2

[NIKmikrus]

Русский ЯЗЫК!/Russian LAUNGANE!

[sonicrocks45]

in soviet russia game plays you!!!

[meshugeah]

@sonicrocks45 in Soviet Russia go and fuck yourself!

[Deliphin11]

@meshugeah Don't insult the people who get high thumbs! They take hours to think of the perfect comment, and then they post it, getting dozens of thumbs!

[meshugeah]

@Deliphin11 you are joking me and / or you have never seen any failblog video. There are four kinds of "perfect comments":

1. in Soviet Russia blah blah..

2. Justin Bieber something blah blah

3. who pressed the dislike button is blah blah

4. is the blah blah okay

...and you tell me that this crap takes hours to think. Nice profile BTW :)

[gmodzombieteam]

@sonicrocks45 in soviet russia. the dick sucks you! ^^

[johan12061]

@sonicrocks45 im gonna use the russia voice :3 sounds cool

[madmax10101]

@sonicrocks45 OWN3D XD

[dimad999]

@sonicrocks45 soviet russia??? it Russian frederation

[MsKevin400]

the mod is alyx?

[mancamiatipoola]

In Soviet Russia game owns you !

(btw, Dr. Breen totally looks like a russian terrorist :D)

[Hauntzor]

Russian Eli sounds terrible xD

Alyx, however, sounds quite good for the part :D

[ThePsychoCrusher89]

this sucks ass

[daikana1]

The voice actor for Breen suks thumbs up if you think original Breen actor is better.

[ProGamingVault]

ABUSE?

[TatitotitoxD]

Russian alyx = FAIL!

[gawmovies]

wtf.... her hair is different... in russian

[VB2P360]

@gawmovies -.- its the Cinematic Mod

[gawmovies]

@VB2P360 O.

[ThePieIsLie]

Needs Mr.Trololo.

[Firefiercer]

It costs 400000 dollars to spit on breen... for 12 seconds!

[TheSpyChecker]

@silvestrs026 or you do..the voice acting is life filled, unlike the real version...

[TheSpyChecker]

yeah...the voice acting is so fucking cool in russian :D

[norwaylars2]

did you know that city 17 is a part of moscow?

[GmanZombie]

@norwaylars2 It is not Be Quiet.

[yzbi]

It may take place in a russian city, but Eli Gordon and breen and all those other chars are american, so I don't get why it's in russian, it's only annoying.

[gmodasshat]

koochen spoochi groben brichnossen

[SlowMadPuff]

Fkin Russian vids!

[TheWindler]

Rofl at Alyx's dad "Nyet! Nyeeet!"

[PooFactory1]

Oh god! She's hideous!

[midgerm]

what tha hell

[fenjfenjfenj]

какая уродливая озвучка =(

fyi

city17 is a "composite" image of all cities in eastern part of europe (not russian, not something else but The Mixture of many)

[alyl603]

ta pizda

[guistesh]

alyx is a little wierd in russian. but still it sounds russian.

[ShodexTube]

It's pretty pathetic that everything was made higher resolution. Except for Alyx, who decided to spend the apocalypse in her undies.

[Centaurian0190]

Nishtyak

[DigitalBeer1]

russia suits breen

[SnitchKillers]

NIET!

[srheadshot1]

dude this is a russina language

[DanielTejnicky]

soundtrack from batman =D



[killer54ize]

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[Seth1915]

everything is better in russian.

[lolatmyage]

@Seth1915 the boom-de-ya-dah song really sucks in russian tho

[zenophas]

this music is so unfitting!

[cyborgtroy]

1:59 - POW HA HA

[pills4louis]

Why would you put Alyx in that outfit. It looks retarded.

Why do people have to make every female character into a sex object. Why.

I mean, as soon as a game comes out, some dude somewhere will make a nude skin for each of the female characters, and fanart everywhere whores them all over the place.

Even Valve characters, even though Valve makes it a point to make their girls actual humans and not just tits that flirt with everybody. Ffs.

[cyborgtroy]

@pills4louis - It's what they like. You should be happy Valve makes your preference the default and....

Is that Transformers music?

... and still gives them the option to mod it.

[evilmamaluigi]

@pills4louis cool story bro.

now shut up and enjoy the tits

[pills4louis]

@evilmamaluigi (y) I'm fully aware that no one cares

[sashaMOHCTPwhite]

this music is so beautiful!

[KirbyY15]

gordon has such a great voice acting

[ADxTygon]

wtf have they done to alyx?

[msbull100]

I'v played both version HF2 but russian is better, and not becouse of it is russian, but dubbing in russian version is made more professional; voices fit characters better.

[msbull100]

Russian version rules!!

[sheogorath19]

@msbull100 lol :) it's certainly funny as hell but i'll stick to the real (original) version

[BoyluvWOW]

Lol I bet gordons just like Oh my god put down the grav gun ya don't even know how to fuckin use it ya retard

[loskamilos2]

Lol it's sounds like shit.

[msbull100]

Yeah, if you an idiot anf even not any idea what is the talk about!

[TheFXGuy]

ROFL bibbidy boppidy boo. sounds so hilarious.

[TheFreakyKidz]

in soviet half life, combine grav gun YOU!!!

[kanopopo]

In Soviet Russia, Half Life Mods you

[denikson3]

lolwut breen had a Gmod's phys gun?

[piplupful]

lol gordon is a perv

[MrMafiaReaper]

wow

[ZippyRagu]

In Soviet Russia, game plays you.

[GraphicAbility]

@ZippyRagu In Soviet Russia, game beats YOU.

[comedyman55]

is Alyx almost undressed?

[some307]

what the russian fuck

[banloo29]

is the way alex looks a different skin?

[a4o31]

sounds like sims 2

[aliG2500]

god Breen looks and sounds like Stalin's grandosn in this. creeeeeepy.

[z5ck]

english please

[cocksnap123]

im russian, and this is russian because it sounds russian. therefore its russian.

[MacGyverinSpace]

@Cbllap fail.

[chaosdude666]

run! itsa herrrrrrnando breena!

[MrSybertech]

haha i guessed it right its russian :D

[GameTank27]

@Halo3yoda Probably not gonna happen. I'm not good at such stuff. But hey, are you swedish too? didn't get that rigth ...

[Dolbotr9s]

@Halo3yoda Lol its russian idiot)

[MagicAccent]

Ugh...

Why...? :(

[koz234]

what WOULD happen if the black mesa incedent NEVER happend

[TheRockingChar]

@koz234 lol that would render the whole game pointless :P u'd just run around doing pretty much nuthing :D

[manul277]

russian lol)

[wiki223]

is that italian