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  • Dane cook is awesome

  • Dane Cook isn't funny at all. He's just loud, which I find obnoxious.

  • that joke wasn't that bad but he was a total asshole about it

  • Dane Cook obviously did something right to get as much fame as he has and to be able to cross over into movies.

    I prefer to listen to Louis C.K because he is pure genius but I dont' hate on others who have made it.

    As for stealing in comedy it is hack but if you can't make a bit famous and someone else is able to who really cares about who came up with it? I am sure alot of great comedy has never seen the light of day due to lack of a delivery system.

  • DANE COOK RULES:)))

  • dane cook blows.

  • DANE COOK RULES!!!!!!! HE'S AWESOME

  • Personally when it comes to 'art' and stuff that is highly subject to opinion for whether or not something is good or bad I look to their peers. The majority of Dane Cook's peers think he is a hack. They point out that he supplements his own writing by either 'borrowing' from others and making whacky faces and over the top physical acts. This being the signature of what is considered a hack comedian. I tend to agree these people.

  • You can choose to hate him but that doesn't change the fact that he's 100 times richer that most of us (including haters)! fact of life # 2,582,295,241

  • thank you! great video

  • Dane cook is a fucking winner

  • Let's distinguish between fact and opinion.

    Fact: Dane Cook is not some people's taste in comedy.

    Opinion. Dane Cook isn't funny.

    You are entitled to your own opinion, not your own facts.

  • Louis CK at the end! hahaha what a Louis line. In all honesty, 80% of what Dane Cook does is not funny, he is entertaining, and that's half the battle. But I guess if my opinion is that Dane Cook is (mostly) unfunny, I wholeheartedly believe everyone should agree with that (sounds selfish I know). If you don't agree fuck you, you're a cunt.

  • more like due to masturbation ha ha

  • Cook, along with Andrew Dice Clay, Henny Youngman, Rodney Dangerfield, etc., is/was more vaudeville than stand up. The difference being, you know what to expect with vaudeville, and stand up is all about surprise. If Cook came out without the gel hair or Affliction shirt and did slow, oddball jokes in the Steven Wright mold, do you think he wouldn't get boo'd? Even if they were funny jokes?

  • @flourbiscuit76 how could you possibly compare rodney dangerfield to fucking dane cook? jesus

  • @utubeaccount00 Because all of Rodney's act was based on "I get no respect"? Which one are you offended for?

  • PAHC greatest acronym ever

  • I want to punch Dane Cook in the balls

  • I hate how people feel the need to insult those who have a different sense in humor. Really now. Dane Cook haters are going to insult his fans all because they don't share the same exact sense of humor? Grow up people. I mean, I can understand an 8 year old getting all upset when you don't share the same sense of humor, but when you're an adult that's usually when someone will learn that not everyone can have the exact same taste as everyone else.

  • @Sallyallie89 mostly people hate him cuz he's a hack.

  • @MCJay2daSun Eh, that's an opinion. I love Dane Cook. But may I ask why you and others watch him if you don't care for him?

  • @Sallyallie89 Because you have to watch someone more than once when it comes to comedy to form a true opinion.

  • @Sallyallie89 actually it's not an opinion. it's a known fact. Louis CK put him on blast. He is a fucking hack haha. he's known to steal other people shit. and i dont watch him anymore once i found out he's a hack, he became unfunny to me.

  • @MCJay2daSun Many people say he steals others jokes, which I don't disagree with. I never looked it up myself, but with the amount of people saying it I believe it. However, he still makes me laugh nonetheless.

  • people only defend Dane Cook because they feel stupid for ever thinking he was funny.

  • @matt2eadgbe i find him funny. he's funny with other people's shit as joe rogan would say....so fuck him, dane crook i mean

  • Love it!!!

  • i dont mind this bit, really

  • that joke wasnt funny to me MITCH HEDBERG FTW

  • It's kinda sad how people feel that they have to insult people because they don't like what they are doing.

    Don't watch his stuff if you don't think he's funny. I would have thought that that would be pretty obvious.

  • @eferyone thats your opinion here is my point of view about you you have no sense of humor you dont get any funny things at all and he does not use cheap jokes from cheap comics

  • @eferyone thats your opinion here is my point of view about you you have no sense of humor you dont get any funny things at all and he does not use cheap jokes from cheap comics

  • Littlenickyn thats your opinion here is my point of view about you you have no sense of humor you dont get any funny things at all and he does not use cheap jokes from cheap comics

  • Littlenickyn thats your opinion here is my point of view about you you have no sense of humor you dont get any funny things at all and he does not use cheap jokes from cheap comics

  • louis ck is one of the best comedians, but honestly dane cook is funny and doesnt deserve the shit he gets from assholes, yeah some of his jokes are dumb but those are intended for the people who dont get the smart ones that are really good, look, u dont get famous for no reason

  • Dane Cook, Seth McFarlane, etc. How in the ever-loving fuck do these untalented shitheads get famous?

  • @DoktorOrgazmo, The fact is it's all the same retarded fanbase who make this shit famous. Dane Cook's Myspace Friendlist alone is enough to contaminate the gene pool with retardation and mainstream media with bullshit.

    tl;dr most people are fucking stupid and have the maturity/intelligence of a 15 year old with Down Syndrome.

  • Their minds are probably too feeble for George Carlin and other comedians that actually are funny.

  • Even more worse than this are people who think they are funny after hearing his CD and try to imitate him.

  • Fuck Dane Cook, he's a cunt.

  • I love this video. Dane Cook sucks.

  • i thought my best friend's girl was good, but that standup routine was horrible

  • Cook is not funny. He's only popular because he's a good looking guy so girls love him. He also steals a lot of his jokes from comics such as Louis CK.

  • That's a tough question for me. Both are not funny what so ever. I declare this match... a draw!

  • I'd say Dane Cook is just a little bit better, because at least his delivery is funnier than Mencia.

  • i like dane cuz he's white

  • @fyfytj they both suck ass, and so do both their fans!

  • Agreed, but if I had to choose, I think I would go with Dane Cook. There's just something about Mencia that I can't stand.

  • @littlenickyn It's not him stealing jokes, it's happenstance

  • @littlenickyn he doesn't steal jokes. He just happens to use jokes close to what louis uses

  • I'm laughing AT Dane Cook sometimes, does that count?

  • dane cook is (not) funny.

  • Well played sir! I saw the title and thought, there's no way someone would likee Mitch Hedberg enough to animate him, but be stupid enough to enjoy Dane Cook. That would be a logical fallacy of untold proportions, which would inevitably create a spiraling black hole that would devour us all!

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  • Dane cook has amazing presentation - but ya, most of his jokes are shit

  • I'm sorry, but I've tried to give him a chance. I can't even bring myself to smile at his "comedy".

  • Agreed

  • maybe cus it surfaced that some of his jokes were ripped off!! if funny how you put people against hack comedians since hes a fuckin rip off!! dumbass

  • your comment makes you sound illiterate... i hope fourth grade english treats you better on your next time around.

  • two years ago everyone loved dane cook. now everyone really hates his comedy... what did he do that changed everyones mind?

  • All aboard the bandwagon.

  • They got older. Dipshit

  • oh i understand now.... Thank you for shedding some light on the issue for me. With out you i would have never understood the reason... you should really keep your comments to your self if you are metally challanged....

  • He didnt do anything but I guess people realized he is just a douche.

  • They just realized he sucked...

  • yes i fucking hate dane cook

  • i gotta admit, dane cook is pretty god-awful.

  • I like Dane Cooks comedy, but I'm all for bashing of him I think it's hilarious.

  • awesome dude.

  • Do you suppose we could see some animated Louis CK?

    You are very good.

  • Dude, heres a feww words of inspiration to you: "Get a Sense of Humor."

  • @FemJesse umm first off its comedy if hes funny, and apperently tons of people like him more then any of the ppl u listed.

  • @iCommenting You're right. No one has ever heard of George Carlin.

  • @FemJesse LOL!

  • @FemJesse I hope u relize its just your opinion! If someone thinks he's funny,who cares its they're opinion in my opinion those guys u listed arnt funny and Dane Cook is!

  • @FemJesse The best facts are not based on opinion.

  • Fuck cook

  • I prefer John Pinette or Mitch Hedberg. Dane Cook just isn't funny to me.

  • Fuck all of these hater comments

  • It's funny that you say this on a Dane Cook hater video.

  • seriously fuckk all of you dane cook haters because you guys have no lives and no sense of humor he is one of the most amazing comics out there and he is known everywhere are you no so he is obviously doing something right personally i would like to see all the haters become as famous and get as many laughs as he does bitch.

  • yeah man, i really dont understand why people dont lke him :S oh well they suck

  • Dane Cook stole all my jokes.

  • really dude

    He makes his own fucking jokes and when he does there fucking hilarous. :)

    Suck it you assholes

  • Dane Cook needs to be shot in the chestplate.

  • just because you dont like him, that doesnt mean he should die or be shot. its not like he committed some mortal sin. he didnt kill anyone, or anything like that. all he did was tell some jokes that you didnt like.

  • I don't really care what you think. You are fourteen and know nothing about the real world. Morality is subjective. Take your naive morals and shove them into Dane Cook's chestplate please.

  • god damn. you're an asshole. im not going to argue about morality with you. neither one of us is going to change the others mind. im not wasting anymore of my time on you.

  • What's a chestplate?

  • Ask Dane Cook. It's in the video.

  • i think its actually the armor that people in the middle ages wore over their chests. i could be wrong though. google it.

  • Dane Cook is as funny as Adam Lambert is straight. Fuck Dane Cook.

  • ummmmmm..... wow. that was the most awful thing i have eer seen. dane cook is funny, but if you dont like him, just remember, while youre working a dead end job, he makes more money on each show than you will in your lifetime

  • First off, your comment is bullshit. Dane Cook is about the furthest from funny any human could get. And just because you work a shitty job, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

  • I'm actually a fourteen year old honer student. You have rights to your opinion, but that is slanderous bull. If you don't like him, don't watch his shows. But you have no right to assume that I have a bad job. My family is pretty well off, as it happens. But if you like cussing at children, that's you business. Out of curiosity, what do you think is funny?

  • Which part was slanderous? The reason I assumed you had a bad job is because you assumed everyone watching this works "dead end" jobs. I don't think I was far off. Maybe you don't even have a job, but you still are a snot nosed brat who knows nothing about the real world. You're the one who brought the assumptions to the table. I think lot's of things are funny.

  • no, i ment what you said about dane cook was slanderous. but, like i said to that one dude down there, niether one of us is going to change the others mind. but i actually wanted to know what commedians you like. and, for curiosities sake, what about dane cook do you not like?

  • The fact that he's a fag, and that he bases his "comedy" on violence, sadness, and tragedy.

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  • no he isn't

  • louis c k is awesome!

  • fuck dane cook

  • Nice video. Dane Cook deserves to have his ass f*cked with a rusty sword.

  • ah i love dane cook

  • the thing i dont like about him is he cant make people laugh without doing a marathon around the stage

  • Dane cook is a hack

  • Yes. That is exactly what he is.

  • this video sucks Dane cooks the best fucking hatters

  • Hatters? people who make hats dont like Dane Cook? Didn't know that.

  • lol hatters

  • dane cock sucks Lol

  • dane cook isn't funny.

  • INSULTING COMMENT! MORE INSULTS!! THIS SHOULD OFFEND YOU!!! HAHA INSULT INSULT YOU JUST GOT INSULTED HAHA!!!! boom u die now

  • i love dane cook but this was funny as well.

  • your a cunt up yours bitch yea i whent off fuck you have a terrible life and dane cook rules so fuck you

  • hahahahahahahahahahaahah....fu­nny shit

  • personally, i like dane cook. i think the man is a genius.

    true, he has been known to steal jokes. but he's also been known to improve stolen jokes, and since they werent my jokes, and it only affects me by causing me to laugh harder, i'm okay with it

    anyways. i like dane cook, but that was hilarious

  • haha right onn

  • Heh heh, thats cool bro.

  • why is dane cook a ahck comedian

  • cuz he's a accused of stealing jokes from other famous comedians... i think LOUIS C.K. but he admitted to stealing jokes too so, i guess fuck it all to hell. lol

  • damn. you all are fucking haters

  • Dane cook steals material so he can suck out

  • I don't find Dane Cook funny.

  • I love how everyone in the world loves Dane Cook... except the people whose lives have anything to do with comedy.

  • i sense some envy. He is a great comedian.

  • HAHA! LOUIE CK IS KING!!! Fuck Dane Cook!

  • i love reading insulting comments too

  • me too but all of these suck. noone knows how to insult!!!

  • haha dat was microsoft sam at da end of the video!

  • Well, even though I'm a Dane Cook fan, I still think this is funny...

  • HEY, HEY, HEY!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH HATEFUL REMARKS >:-( anyways i know for a fact.....THAT MOST GUYZ LUV CUNTS! XD XP

  • LOL

  • what do you have against dane cook if you don't find him funny then don't listen to him simple as that

  • I do hate him and I don't listen to him. Simple as that... This is one of the few times I have listened to him... Well since the first time I tried listening to the crap comedy that spews out of his mouth.

  • what i think is...dane cook used to be really funny, but like most things, after time he spoils. The "conedy" he spews out now is shitty in comparison to the great lines he used to have.

  • wow man you mispelt comedy!!!! so what.

  • dont try to lie to the guy who made this video. he probably doesnt care not one darned bit!!

  • >.> Okay. 1. The animation is poor. Understandable for 3 days. 2. You should have made the words clearer and bigger. and 3. If you don't like someone, stop complaining and just ignore them.

    Thank you.

    (This message brought to you by, PAIP [People Against Ignorant People].)

  • lol so true

  • Exactly.

    Dane cook cracks people up, I dont care who you are xD

  • YOUR VIDEO FUCKIN SUCKS ASS!

  • He's a cunt indeed.

  • thats wrong man dane cook will make funn of things

  • I like when Family Guy makes fun of Dane Cook. Its spot-on.

  • fuck dane cook

  • Yo Awesome job wit this! Its TIGHT

  • Fuck Dane Cook indeed. Immensely UNfunny

  • wow. That sucked. It wasn't funny and the animation was really bad.

  • The animation wasn't bad at all. You try drawing each frame over and over on paper, see how yours turns out.

  • lol nice, not bad for three days

  • wtf? why...? Idiot

  • fucking awesome make more videos.

  • why do you keep animating stupid comedians

  • super gay

  • Hmm... Which takes more effort: clean hand-animation, or proper grammar? He's the lazy one, eh?

  • YOU'RE lazy because you can't push the apostrophe key on your keyboard or use the correct form of "you're."

  • wow gre