Funny Michigan vs. Michigan State Jokes

[DetroitTigersFan187]

34-23 all time

that is all...

[slipshaft]

How many WolverWHINERS does it take to lose a football game? Four:

1 to blame the clock

1 to blame the refs

1 to blame the coach

and 1 to get his ass whipped by Willie Golston while he's learning to tie his shoes!!

[cpcoasternut]

did you hear about the michigan football fan who was so upset when ohio state beat them that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window?

[SpartanPride4Life1]

Why do Michigan coaches make their players eat their cereal straight out of the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

[SpartanPride4Life1]

It's funny because we've beat you four times in a row so you can't talk any crap... we basically own you right now

[Zach704033]

@SpartanPride4Life1 not really considering we've still got you by 31 games. haha and not to mention we have the most college football wins in the nation on record. fucking retarded state fan.

[MrBbo4]

MICHIGAN IS MAD CAUSE WE HAVE WON 4 IN A ROW!! GO SPARTY!!

[1972mgoblue]

REALLY STOOPID........ SO WATCH: HITLER HATES OHIO STATE.... IT IS EPIC......AND WATCH: MAX STRONG....... HE WILL LOVE TO OWN U.

[tennesseevolfan111]

The last one was the best, HAHAHAHAHA

[duffy31311]

how many asians go to U of M? too many.

[scottieb6969]

How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan in football? One Double A.

HAHAHA...suck it Michigan!!! GO GREEN!!!

[Knightmessenger]

I 69 is the only good thing to come out of East Lansing.

or

Q: How does MSU deal with a power outage?

A: With all the couches aflame, they hardly notice.

[bbbeaverboys]

34-17

[schuggy]

Lame

[maizeandblueheart]

most were good