Forklift Driver Klaus English Subtitles

[Tecanuva]

Klaus, forklift driver, mass murderer.

[microscepter]

lolz!! thats just ridiculous..

[GoblinXXX]

3:40- OK, can Klaus really be blamed for that? The dude took his own hardhat off. Looked like a scene from a FINAL DESTINATION movie.

[Ensensu2]

This is a very informative and versitile video useful for any construction site scenario. For example you don't wear a hard hat you get stabbed in the head or if you drive while distracted you die and yes it would take someone very stupid to make this but at least people will remember not to do these things. Thank you people in some German department store for giving us a good standard for safety videos.

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

This was made for purely comedic purposes, right?

[brawlmastar]

if they used the forklift in world war 2 they might have won

[GoblinXXX]

@brawlmastar Strategic bombing of the ball bearing plantsfortunately prevented the planned creation of Goebbels dreaded Death's Head Forklift Brigade.

[Speedfreak639]

this is like a saw film why germans why

[singldad39]

I thought it was funny as hell, but was amazed that someone would spend so much money to make such a moronic video

[sirotti1981]

@singldad39 They made the world a better place....

[360ThickQuinking360]

THIS I FUCKING DISTURBING!!!! WHAT TYE FUCK WERE THE GERMANS THINKING. IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!!!!

[gibbsguy8]

yes! This is *brilliant*

[Vaursine]

OMG! That is messed up!

[Ravenwing888]

lmao, i can't believe They got me to watch this for my forklift training. lol

[tenjenk]

............

[JennaDaniella]

It was watching Russell Howard that made me look. It started off funny but then became a bit of a Saw film! Lol! Not sure if I should post it on Facebook or if it's too gruesome for some people.

[jimbobur]

I wish UK health and safety videos were this epic :D

[nzihatebarney]

@ suntimehappy- have looked on IMDB originally was made as parody film but because it actually made brilliant points about forklift driver safety it has now become apart of training in many countries. Fantastic. Who said Germans have no sense of humour

[Suntimehappy]

@nzihatebarney your reply failed, but thanks for the info.

[panzerivtank]

Russel howard brought me here

[OroborusFMA]

When does this video get funny?

[MetalMan657]

his face at 7:13 made me ROFL so hard XD

[panzerivtank]

havent laughed so hard in ages

[kanetaker56]

twisted I could not stop laughing at the end

[nzihatebarney]

I so want this to be a real health and safety video

[Suntimehappy]

@nzihatebarney

this actually is real , i have an austrian cousin that was shown this when training to be a forklift driver

[9HK4]

@nzihatebarney

I was shown this on my working safety course. :D

[CMDBob]

Jesus, the guy ended up killing or maiming like 7 dudes! Including himself! My god.

[catdude122]

Best training video ever!

[fatboy14ful]

PANTS TO BE DARKENED!! D8

[kaIistro]

True story

[TheJimboLALA]

time to quit

[PI0n33r]

I've got abs from watching this.

[rhn94]

4:44 lmfaoapo3hpthp2h4pu2l4g2gl

[Onlykeenancan]

Well that guy will certainly have a tough time getting a HEAD in the company.

[MistaDollaD]

ripped magnito ?

[GuRaeDong]

still a better love story than twilight

[Emilysvlogz]

and they ride of happily and bleeding to death into the sunset......the end *tears up* beautiful story

[legendoftheblack]

What a sunset!

[PowerGlove79]

This is better than all the Final Destination movies combined lol

[Alejandro4891]

wow, i wonder what german horror films are like.

[UsernameHasExpired]

@6:31 The guy went along for the ride, I feel he had no choice, chainsaw in hand too! Maybe he'll add a combo mix to his fork lift.

[UsernameHasExpired]

@5:40, the guy stands there takes a big exhale and gets killed soon after (at least looses half of himself), moving is an option.

[AdamJohno1988]

Fucked up Health & Safety vid hahaha

[rockotodd]

I like that even after cutting one person's hands off and even cutting someone in half Klaus still got to keep his job.

[KitFireburn]

The one man that gets cut in half is incredibly calm, don't you think?

[UsernameHasExpired]

@KitFireburn I'm used to it. I've got cut in half twice. There is nothing left of me below my chest now. Here I am placed on the table as I type away, like some robot or something. I wouldn't survive is I lose any more of my body. Not something you see every day.

People often pick me up because I am so small, like a baby.

[ExtremeMedium]

I love happy endings.

[redtiewarrior]

@davidfromtga you got off lucky.

[foop309]

Best first day on the job ever.

[DubstepCannonKiNG]

How did he get his forklift liscense again?

[davidfromtga]

I used to work in a warehouse like this. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[drzdeano]

@davidfromtga

I too used to work in a warehouse like this. But then i took a forklift to the knee.

[TachyKusanagi]

Forklift drivers: The true stars of slasher- and horror-movies.

[uwiwithanuzi]

Its not uncommon for a new employee to feel overwhelmed and lose his head...

[Exccentrous1]

Well, it's settled. This is how I will advertise forklift safety from now on.

[welovepies]

this is amazing.

[hitmankgm]

DOWN ON THE CASTA BLANKEY

[MrJeremyrat]

ye i almost did that to someone,where the bloke loses his hands,

[Xandranxanda]

Moral of the story... Never work in a warehouse.

[ProfessorLemur]

@Xandranxanda No. Moral of the story, if your name is Klaus, and you are a forklift driver, CHANGE YOUR DAMNED NAME.

[Mongler37]

@Xandranxanda ...in Germany.

[Mediamonsta95]

Like if your watching this because of Russell Howards Good News

[Mediamonsta95]

oh dear say good bye Klaus

[IAmWafflicious]

Those crazy Germans!

[Unit076]

Hilariously disturbing

[cainamolagem]

can't believe i really watched the whole video..

[DragonNexus]

And they say the Germans have no sense of humour.

[nemfogadelsemmit]

strange, I have downloaded the video and it starts with an intro, where the music was from a game, called Morrowind :)

[Eametsa]

its like steven spielbergs movie lmao

[KarlDerGrol3e]

And people say Germans don't have a sense of humor.

[carteeg]

There was a man. His name was Klaus. It was his first... day. on. the. job! He tried to kill us with a forklift.

[Mongler37]

@carteeg Ole!

[cupcakefairy87]

More blood and body parts than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

[FormerHuman]

@cupcakefairy87 Spongebob Squarepants has more blood than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[3dggirl1817]

This made my day.

[CatalyticDragon]

Absolut fantastisch!

[ActorDi]

Worst first day on the job ever.

[gorf566]

I like to whistle the music in the ending credits at work sometimes, its so catchy.

[mooquack13]

best 9 minutes and 20 seconds of my life

[itwontcomeout5678]

6:33 TO THE END

[bidderrandom]

"Aber Klaus," as soon as you hear that line you know you're gonna be taken for a ride!

[Prnnce]

is this final destination

[bowelinfectionspread]

yeah... humorous approach to safety issues when operating flt. as a flt instructor I may use this video as one of the training films for my pupils

[Chubacheeba]

If you ever experience Zombacolypse, be sure to stay close to Klaus, and bring a forclift!

[Iceball98]

Yaridovich's synchtube ^

[PandaKewn]

@Iceball98 :D

[livehumansinside19]

Now this is one classy video.

[MsAckAck]

Moral of the story: Never let men named Klaus operate any appliances or machines ever.

[bleefinson]

Although, i must say one thing...

.

This is some Final Destination shitt goin down in this vid!!

[bleefinson]

At first i was like o_o ...

but then I was like O_O .

.

lol Germany, you so silly! :P

[SCORPIOV24]

ABSOLUTELY SUPERB!!!

[1337thegame]

informational video to slasher flick in ten seconds flat

[CaptainMksst]

My german class were crying with laughter



[becausewhatever]

Klaus did not have a good first day at work. 

[TheMoodyLawless]

EPIC



[Piparkakkumauste]

The narrator is so hilarious. :D

[DrUmbreon]

Forklift Driver Klaus in - Final Destination

[OllyPeel91]

you'd think after chopping off someone's hands, they'd sack him and thus not let him decapitate a person, stab another two and then decapitate himself.

Just daft.

[SgtScrubnoob]

I worked in a warehouse last summer and we did the exact same thing klaus does at 2:35 on a weekly basis.

Nothing bad ever happened.

[Stargreened]

Jeez you'd think they just graduated as airline pilots at the begining. All that shite for a poxy forklift licence!

[YoshiTheBlue]

@Stargreened

Hey, forklifts are serious business.

[Reyrocksall]

Saw this in my German Class. Sooo f***ed up, yet hilarious.

[BloodSlutSteph]

And people say Germans don't have a sense of humour....

[Valgaav19]

Stop him before he kills again, I say!

[DimiG]

Klaus is a fuckhead

[Wouldyoukindly48]

this must be fake

[joshhahn9911]

@Wouldyoukindly48 No it's definitely real. I knew Klaus before his accidents on the day that the film crews were in the warehouse. I helped replace the bell after it fell off the wall.

[tmxmason]

just not your day is it klaus :P

[carbonfootprintmyass]

russell howards good news brought me here

[Noumenon72]

At 1:04, that's not how you mount a forklift! Two hands, one foot, so you don't fall off if you slip. I knew right then his classroom training was no good.

[0oYourWorstNightmare]

An incredibly sensible video about health and safety. Whoever made this, is a legend.

[warriorvermin]

Superb !!



[Barrymit]

I wonder has Eli Roth seen this.

[koolman1]

its like something out of final destination 

[nemfogadelsemmit]

it's really really good!

[poltergeist409]

LMAO

[TheMrsElric]

i so saw this on Russel Howards good news!!

[solidsteelcobra]

He tried to kill me with a forklift, huzzah!

[mattmanganon]

the best instructional video in the entire history of everything

[Jeansschwimmer]

Since 1971 we have had an educational programme over here for small children, explaining the world to them. Very often an adult at his workplace is introduced to them in short, uncomplicated sentences. A lot of satires and parodies have followed that pattern, e. g. "That is Klaus, he is a drug dealer. That is a dangerous trade. Klaus therefore has a gun..."

The best idea was to use the speaker E. Hoesgen who for years on end has spoken the text in a TV-programme on road safety.

[Slothman757]

there's no way this video WASNT made in the 80's-90's. that music speaks it all XD

[Geforce2187]

At 6:37, isn't that the guy who jumps in the lava while rescuing the guy on the train in the movie Volcano?

[pedromarsh]

Just watched this yesterday on my reach licence test man you forget how dangerous forklifts can be and i've been driving them for nearly 10 years now!

[LordG01D]

Forklifts are machines hell bent on human destruction. There is no exaggeration in this video whatsoever.

[LegoMovieMan44]

whats the end music????

[LegoMovieMan44]

Epic fail at 2:30 HE DOESNT EVEN STICK THE PALLET IN THE FORK!!!!!!

Also i have a opinion that the producer of this is CrAzY

[TheBcaton]

Omigod that is sick, and yet strangely informative.

[randycrust]

He didn't beep as he entered the building!

[ScubaSteveM45]

@randycrust Yeah and he didn't tilt the pallet back a little bit while he carried stuff.

[billabongodrum]

Klaus, your fired

[Draegenz]

@billabongodrum Klaus is dead ;)

[tubehax]

lol

[sonyfucker]

RH'S good news anybody?

[Nanabobo]

Hilarious if you don't know anyone who's ever had their leg ripped off thanks to a forklift. True story.

[theglove78]

That is frankly, brilliant.

[moviewizguy2]

Hahahaha! That was sooo funny! I loved every second of it! I love dark humor!

[deathrocker10]

This.. was disturbing... Literally.. it disturbed me..

[Asarelah]

I've seen this without subtitles, and its actually kind of funnier that way, because it just seems more absurd.

[Synthrada]

Anyone know what the theme song at the end is called??

[kizzanjosh]

@Synthrada

back in black - acdc :P

[eneru234]

well i wouldnt want to work in that warehouse ;D

[sonic0967]

Had to go to PEC Safeland training yesterday. This movie was the highlight of the whole ten hour course! Hilarious

[gorf566]

@sonic0967 lol well I guess a little comedic relief would be in order after 10 hours of safety training, well that is assuming you had to complete the course in one sitting.

[Magnumi]

This must be one of the funniest instructional videos ever made! Thanks for sharing!

[gorf566]

The safety lesson of this video is to never work in a warehouse, ever.

[Culdee01]

@gorf566 I spent a couple of hours in training and had no problems in driving a forklift for the 2nd 6-weeksof summer term: I had spent the first six weeks in the libtary and wanted more outdoor time. BSU trained me well but required absolute attention and obedience to all rules and regulations--no accidents that summer! A student who walked where he should not would be punished even if a problem dod not occur but could have.

[pigpen3085]

holy crap....

[caaront]

This really causes one to ponder.

[FlyingBroMan]

this is quite informative and everything in this video makes absolute sense.

thank you.