The WEED Report Episode 17 Part 1

[MicahB16]

I really like the new stuff you're doing in TWR. Keep it up. Stay stoney my friends

[Chewwie45]

@ theWEEDreport wow Dave those comments must have been posted before coffee and bong hits

[theCIAreport]

My WEBSITE is the whole internet trail, so uite-te in ograda ta!

[ebdRS]

y r ur nails blue

[lucaschallenger]

Woah dude don't blow your whole seasons budget on those gun effects

[thrashmetalteen]

2:15 is something I need to try out haha

[peter386]

LOL... Work.

[BackUpBrotha]

@shirvy grasscity. com

[shirvy]

@BackUpBrotha thanks

[Crumpet3000]

surrey rep !

[nickprocenko]

why is he wearing sparkly blue nail polish?

[TheLukeOut]

"very potent weed

2 bong rips

KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT"

hahaha

[FLaVVLeSsx]

dave why are you such a god damm hilarious dude

[robsgreatmovies2]

Hey Dave whats the Hawaiian music you use?

[GODlSDEAD]

@robsgreatmovies2

Santo & Johnny - Sleep Walk

[bloodhime3]

haha knock you the fuck out in 2 bongs hit! I want that :) peace from sweden

[wolechair]

xPlantpoTx, metalheadoooo, and WHITEOGREPPIN13 .. Yall have absolutely no fucking clue hahahahahaha fuckin idiots

[Franke357]

Dave I fuckin love you man. I know you won`t let these ignorant faggots get you down

[turnerpimp]

lol @metalheadoooo you are an idiot this guy lives in cali where the medical shit is legal you dumbass...

[uhhhhkevin]

when is season 4 coming??

[ak47smoka]

i need those purple nugs

[LKS3112]

2:05

[bloodshotta187]

dude dave warden has to be the luckiest man alive behind hue hefner, wish i could sit around and smoke up some killer dank all day put it on youtube so stoners worldwide could wish they were me, all that different hash,omg, that would taste like heaven,the government needs to to legalize medicinal use nationwide and make stricter laws and punishments on alcohol, alcohol and tobacco kill millions annually, pot? ZERO!! The war on drugs is a war on people to fund the murder of thousnds for oil!

[bloodshotta187]

dude dave warden has to be the luckiest man alive behind hue hefner, wish i could sit around and smoke up some killer dank all day put it on youtube so stoners worldwide could wish they were me, the government needs to to legalize medicinal use nationwide and make stricter laws and punishments on alcohol, alcohol and tobacco kill millions annually, pot? ZERO!! The war on drugs is a war on people to fund the murder of thousands of people for oil to profit the elite powers across the world, REVOLT

[zzzzwe]

waats the rock song in the beginning?

[bloodshotta187]

dude dave warden has to be the luckiest man alive behind hue hefner, wish i could sit around and smoke up some killer dank all day put it on youtube so stoners worldwide could wish they were me, all that different hash,omg, that would taste like heaven,the government needs to to legalize medicinal use nationwide and make stricter laws and punishments on alcohol, alcohol and tobacco kill millions annually, pot? ZERO!! The war on drugs is a war on people to fund the murder of thousnds for oil!

[htb123times]

@metalheadoooo Hey by the way in california it is legal on a medical level do your research dumb motherfucker

[weeds435]

@metalheadoooo the only illegal thing here is you`re fucking ignorance you stupid fuck do some research before you say something bitch!!!!!!

[theWEEDreport]

@metalheadoooo I'm gonna do some more videos just for you since your such a big fan

[MrIheartbud]

@metalheadoooo i hope the police beat you for being a pussy. and how dose smoking mean he can't take care of himself he obviously has a lot of money if he can go on a cruise and afford all his mmj and its not illegal for him cause hes got his medical card so pretty much you just got schooled

[TankeS]

@metalheadoooo stfu if you dont like weed wtf are you doing watching this?

[Ballpythondude420]

@metalheadoooo since when does being sick make you immature? Dave warden is lucky to live in california where medicinal marijuana is completely legal....its sad that you fall for that "D.A.R.E" generation bullshit...some of the healthiest people i know smoke marijuana regularly....

[jdearc70]

@metalheadoooo u fuckin pussy

[jdearc70]

@metalheadoooo u fuckin pussy

[TheAlmightyFSM]

@metalheadoooo How old are you, 11? Google "Proposition 215", doofus.

[Livecannibalism001]

@metalheadoooo

its not illegal for him :D

[preacherpoop]

@metalheadoooo 1: everyone has already said numerous times that where Dave is it is legal if you have a permit and he has one and 2: i smoke cannabis on a regular basis and i bet i am much healthier and in much better shape than you could ever be and finally 3: dave warden i millions of times cooler than you could ever dream of being.

[HeScreamsEpic]

@metalheadoooo typical ignorant asshole. I hope that since the 3 months that have passed youve ripped your first bowl and re read that comment. If you knew anything about Dave, you'd know he has his reasons for smoking and hes a medicinal marijuana patient, so for him IT IS LEGAL. and how exactly does it mean he cant take care of himself? the other approximately 5 million weed smokers are doing just fine.

so go fuck yourself sir, and by the way im high as fuck.

[nelyat13]

@metalheadoooo you are the stupidest motherfucker ever. you obviously dont know anything about weed, anyone who is against pot doesnt know enough about it. and dave warden is a medical marijauana patient, hes allowed to possess and smoke ganja.

[mrhappy308]

@metalheadoooo You dnt kno shit

[TheBigAP13]

@metalheadooo u just made the worst name for metal heads, he obviously gets it from a dispensary or else he wouldn't be dumb enough to make you tube vids and I fucking wish I was Dave warden he has a wife and a nice hose owns his own dispensary prolly the happiest guy on earth

[toodietoodieomg]

@metalheadoooo its not illegal if it's for medical use, dave was in a bike accident, sounds like you dont know shit, if you drink, you're a far more irresponsible person than dave is...

[TheSebyboy123]

@metalheadoooo Dude, hes legal, he has a script, and you realize that marijuana is much better for you than any other drug out there, Fuck face.

[thrashmetalteen]

@metalheadoooo I don't see you making awesome videos such as this one. So 'immature' of him.

[rsohlich1]

@metalheadoooo hahahaha who gives a shit? Its not nearly as bad as alcohol, which is legal, so at least have a mind of your own. Its his life and he doesn't seem to be hurting anyone.

[Pete8338]

whats that cool dug out system called?

[sam3619]

whats up with the nail polish warden?

[DreamHavok]

hey i have this problem.when ever i smoke weed i get quiet and i hate it cause it seams like i cant control my mind...does anyone know hhow to control the brain.or is there a way..i just try to be socail as much as i can cause alone sucks

[BobMarley0neLove]

@DreamHavok just smoke more bro.. get used to being high

[steventherunner]

@DreamHavok

i know exactly what you mean

i would say smoke then wait a while before you take another hit so you see how it hits you

i dont smoke much so i know what you mean haha

[WHITEOGREPPIN13]

funny till i saw his nails fuckin gay

[theWEEDreport]

@WHITEOGREPPIN13 and if there is anyone who knows gay it's you

[shirvy]

@theWEEDreport so i found the one hitter bat thing on amazon, but i can't find the dugout anywhere, can some help me with that please : )

[BooshgaFilms]

$2 for all that weed?:O

that would cost about £80 over here:O

[w0xx]

HOLY FUCK! the purple power at 3:35 i did not fucking expect..it looks like it came out of a cereal box.

[w0xx]

"fuck..these guys are good" lmfao that whole sequence is fucking amazing. im never not watching this dude again now...........

[The1ThatPonders64]

that was one hell of an intro

[jjpds1]

brah i loled....and 2 bong rips will knock you the fuck out

[bystandard06]

one last hit of og kush lolllll

[skaterkp420]

Lol love his priorties mary jane then girlfriend haha.

[520lowlow]

Oooookay.That sounded really gay dude.

[DVLacrosse210]

thank god the begining of that video was fake. if dave really died... i would cry.... while smoking a blunt in his memory

[ImOneBadMuthaFucka]

i have the same hitter and dugout as this guy. i love it, they are so quick and stealthy.

[TheRise0fBrutality]

i want that illidelph shirt hahaha

[sk8forlifebitch]

4:30-4:40 OMG

[peder132]

that cig thinger you were smoking...do you just push it in there and it packs itself?

[MagnoliaSoulja504]

yup. its the shit. i just break off a lil peice of a nug and roll it up in my fingers like a bogey and stick it in there

[rushowns2112]

lol 1 hitters, they are garbage

[MagnoliaSoulja504]

nah dude. not if ure smoking dank out of it. they actually work fine. until youve had um for a while cuz then they just clog all to shit.

[AdamColeD]

what was the wooden thing that he used to put the weed on the cig in the begginning where they pretend its heaven and also when he texts his gf

[jonvanvliet]

dugout

[Samanuell]

the dougout, comes with a sneak a toke, which is a plastic ciggarette with a gap in the end for your weed, it goes in one half of the dougout, your weed goes in the other

[chillnvillin1]

it's metal not plastic lol

[rors777]

dugout system

[602KusH]

its not a cig, its a sneak a toke

[420jointtoker]

its a dugout for undercover smoking, u put the fake metal cigarett in the one side and the weed in the other then u push the cig into the weed and that packes the pipe, then u just light it and it looks like your just smoking a cig

[snauzeberries]

dugout

[JordanChubby]

No, you guys think that shit's nasty? I've got it rough. The dealers in my town sell the shittiest driest weed you will ever have. It barely gets you stoned, you'd have to smoke about 3 joints to get baked, and at 10$ a joint it's pretty hard. Quarters cost 150 - 200, eighths are 80 - 100, grams are 30 and an oz will cost anywhere from 600-700 bucks. So don't go complaining that you have shitty ass weed.

[RuidoAnticapitalista]

Wow man, that's terrible. Even the highest quality organic medical weed isn't that much money over here. For some weed like what the Norwegian guy had, it would cost like 10 dollars for about 2 1/2 blunts worth. That's one perk of living out here in California I guess.

[RuidoAnticapitalista]

* I mean 5 dollars for that amount

[Samanuell]

i feel so sorry for you, lol i live in ontario where the weed is good and alot of my friends grow there own in thier basements. Try grabbing some kush seeds online and grow your own shit, you'de make a fortune or atleast save a fortune

[Darkviking12]

Nasty weed at 4:04.

I grew up in norway recently just moved to america.

Never got into the weed movement when I lived there.

Never knew it was THAT bad.

I apologize from norway,

[metalcircus69]

lmao 2 bongs rips will knock you fuck out!

[LiqweedFTW]

Haha det er en kompiss av meg xD jeg og noen venner kjøpte den av en fyr som hadde smugla det in fra Malawi :P Hvor i norge bodde du?

[xPlantpoTx]

haha yea that bud looked pure bud rot, glad im not smoking thatr garbage, and wth dave why do u bring down your show with that shit :D

[theWEEDreport]

@xPlantpoTx u really have no idea

[bigVC25]

true, it just looks horrible, all unmanucured, brown and shit... theres no green, no orange... looks more like tobacco than weed really...

[mangg]

more like "malawi mold" lmao that shit IS from africa no doubt. probably smuggled inside a Malawian tribesman's sphincter hahaha goddamn i crack myself up sometimes :)

[seththepunk]

wow 4:04 that dude is smokin on some shitty swag

[LiqweedFTW]

hahaha I know man it wasnt good. it tasted like spices though :)

[descendancy8]

omfg shotgunning white rhino off my buddys 4 foot bong was so insane knocked me on my ass so bad lol

[seismicrob2956]

that voice narrating sounded a lot like the voice that narrarates the original max payne video game on ps2 (the original stoner console)

[DexGutNeverDies]

4:04 Thats dirt

[hendrixman1515]

haha has to be

[H2mc]

electric blue fingernails lol

[sfckinglop]

What song is that at 1:50?

its buggin me that i cant seem to figuire it out

[Siiivvvv]

Me too ive been askin for weeks but i guess no one knows let me know if you figure it out

[novasec]

Jonny & Santos - Sleepwalk

[UuserUnavailable]

Haha i cant belive i acctually made it to the world of weed :D

[ieatdoody]

EPIC

[crazyKUSHman101]

great song!!!!!!1:50 a rich-a

[Siiivvvv]

wat is the name of it?

[hahahaowned]

i just wanna know how you got that on the boat to stay medicated when you get searched.

[StraightDeu]

lol this is probably one of my favorite weed reports

[JerseyScum17900]

Wow. You Cali stoners are on a whole different level.

[ic300x]

its pretty much legal there, so yea

[poodfeets]

dude that was probably the best intro ive ever seen to any vid ever.

[2tallbrandon]

awesome!!! dude i was just checkin out your old vids and this intro is awesome!!

[levirulz1]

whats the song called T 3:25?

[OatTheGoat]

come on by notorious

[ic300x]

purple power bud

HOLY SHIT!!!!

[2tallbrandon]

lol dont be fooled by a buds cover! : )

[stayhigh313]

take that nail polish off faggot

[billytheskid]

He's from southern California. What do you expect? lol

[theWEEDreport]

i'm gonna keep it just to piss you off

[stayhigh313]

lol whatevver makes you happy.....just keep smoking and making these sweet vids

[maxr666]

@theWEEDreport haha nice one dude

[H2mc]

whats that little wooden contraption?

[billytheskid]

It's a bat and dug out, it's a one hitter and good for smoking in public cause it looks like your smoking a cigarette.

[cirebrains45]

where can you get one of the bat and dugout htings?????

[davidwasnothere33]

i like ur blue nails.

[harth234]

Whats that wooden thing he has that he takes joints outof

[tannerbeaner]

the wodeen thing is a dugou and the "joint" is a one hitter designed to look like a cig

[harth234]

thanks bro

[tannerbeaner]

haha

no prob man

if you watch pt 2 he goes in this whole little spheel about the dugout and the hitter lol

[billytheskid]

It's not actually a joint it's a fake cigarette called a bat. The wooden thing is called a dugout. Get the baseball reference, us stoners are so witty.

[Corleone5656]

whats the name of the biggie song near the end starts at 4:50

[Sasquatch]

Nice santo & johnny track

[atworkbitch]

what up bro digg the show but u need to get a new episode out- What's the name of the song when u go to heaven in this one??

[K0tt0nMouth420]

haha ur the shit dude

[shortmansrq]

oh my fucking god i love dave warden.

"One last hit of og kush"

[MsSourDiesel]

i luv the nails hun.

and the bud

[SSxMisfiT]

And yet another example of the nail theory. Damn dave your really onto something here. = P

[pliskn11]

rofl, max payne intro? and 1:14 wtf is with the nails dude...

[rudyc44]

man fuck the laws and fuck youtube

[stugats06]

jarvis plz shut the fuck uppp!!!! PLLLZZZ  get the fuck out of here ..your just busting balls

[mighteywhiteyH3]

does the filter on a cigarello make you less high if you smoke weed out of one

[420Cannabisman420]

lol i have the same bat pipe!!!!

Keep Smokin

[Kaoz606]

what song is that at the begginning

[SSxMisfiT]

Did you really take that bud out to international waters? Thats soooo not a good idea. lol

Great opening scene, smoke on dave!!!

[tciottoni]

whats that wooden thing you use at 2:18?

[falcon20922]

It's a dugout, ground bud goes in one compartment and a 1 hitter goes in the other.

They're pretty useful :)

[kloudd]

doesnt upload!!!!!

[ninerblanc]

whats that thingy u got the ciggerate in?

[dragonshinobi312]

a dugout. and it's not a cig it's a one hitter or a bat. that's why the wood thing is called a dugout

[KayZKid]

To help legalize marijuana call this number 973-109-3274 and at the end press # pass it on

[ross491]

dude your sahow is fucking awesome funny as shit

it would be cool if you got on tv.. that would be the shit

[capeguy]

stoners dont wear finger nail polish...wtf

[TheFlood92]

Fuck Jarvis

[DrGrant420]

still need a copy of your DVD!! wats good man???no kindness

[Tripp53]

You seem to be spewing a lot of bile Jarvis, you seem to be about as worthless as your comments. Congrats on becoming a wonderful member of society, mankind has gained a lot from your existance. That being another reason humanity sucks.

[killjoy6398]

Does anyone know the opening song to the segment the world of weed. That song is dope!

[JarvistheBitch]

Dave i see you removed my comments ;) that makes me so happy u hipster loving faggot ;) I'm glad i got these little peasant faggots that follow you around here panties in a bunch ;) I'm glad i made you change your videos back to how they originally were ;0 I'm glad i have that much power over you ;) It makes my DICK TINGLE u stupid Hipster Coachella loving FAGGOT ;) Life's a BITCH! And Jarvis just reminded you of it! ;)

[theWEEDreport]

actually they got downrated, I don't delete your comments because you are good at starting flame wars and those get me way more comments. I think you got one of my vids BACK in the honors after it was done blowing up. You r my best promoter Jarvis....tear it up if it thats what u do best...I'll be smoking the chron while you hunt for schwag.

[eburnett6]

winner

[JarvistheBitch]

LMAO at this hipster faggot thanking me for pwning the fuck outta' him. He's taking the "U actually helped me out" type stance. Something only an Aesop Rock/DEf Jux nerdrap fan would do. LMAO at going to studio city co ops when u go to van nuys and get the same shit for

$15 cheaper. Your ballsack is a sack that holds schwag Dave. Also: Big Jew Nose, rectangular Head combo. LMAO at u big upping someone for knowing that was Sadat X in that biggie song. in your last vid. Stupid Hipster.

[theWEEDreport]

wow, not only do you watch all my vids, but you read all the comments...I don't even read al the comments...you have way too much time on your hands Jarvis and think up some ne insults you r using the same ones over and over again. I bet you've watched each one of my videos at least 20 times. Thanks for the support and raiser your game up little bitchy.

[dragonshinobi312]

you should change your youtube name to jarvisthetwatwaffle... of just GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE YOU INSULTING FUCK!

[JarvistheBitch]

I'd rather get off your mothers dirt pussy hair-pie and then slap your fucking father for not withdrawing his little dick from your mom cavernous cheesy pussy before he shot out his pathetic cum load to create a faggot like you. Go fuck yourself defending some Hipster over the internet you don know. Real good life u have dragonshinobi maybe u can hop on more internet stars to make your little clit-dick hard. I win.

[dragonshinobi312]

too bad you lose at life.

[JarvistheBitch]

well being that i dont have to work for the next year cuz i get residuals from my commercials every 8 weeks & you have to work all day to buy your shchwagg weed ''d say I WIN!!!!! This is why i have so much time on my hands. My rent is paid for the next year you fucking loser bitch cunt licking dick blower olololololol!!! I ALWAYS WIN FAGGOT!!!

[dragonshinobi312]

i have never smoked schwag and never will so go burn in hell bitch. and i love my job so i don't mind working at all.

[kazee123]

LMAO. get raped jarvis.

[200186257]

got anything better to do? stop nagging and toke it up

[HASHsmokerBERGEN]

norway rocks dude...!!!!

[HectorDavies]

0:01

[ThConley]

smoke weed everyday

THC

[ScaryHarry45]

Jarvis get a life buddy, Dave is cooler that you can comprehend you shallow fuck

[ledzeppelinzoso]

how did he get his joint so perfect tips?

[JarvistheBitch]

Oh so shallow because i dont listen to shitty indy rock that tries to sound like Beatles and then the faggots in the band claim their music is progressive? Shallow cuz i dont shop and Trader Joes and recycle my used toilet paper? Shallow cuz i call people like you faggots, and then u turn around and act like a faggot further proving me right? Shallow cuz i realize the word abstract really is a code word for FAGGOT? Lifes a BITCH Harry Balls and Jarvis just made u realize it! HAHAHAHAH! faggot ;)

[JarvistheBitch]

Hey Dave do u stop the video and furiously hide your weed and shitty hipster albums when your mom calls u for dinner? Simplicity Dave. It kills u hipster faggots everytime. U once had the ability. Now you're just an artsy Coachella lovin wannabe Hippie faggot who's internet fame went to his head and exposed him as a horrible filmaker. Go to Amoeba and buy original Beatles pressings and make a film about it, you Gen-X pussy generation faggot.

[PancakeRecipes]

3:52....bammer