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  • If you like him, you will FREAK over Sebastian Maniscalco,

  • fruitcake. ick! 8r

  • "Hope its Chocolate for meee"

    Well, if its Vanilla don't leave.

  • young man your not having cake for breakfast,your having FRIED cake with syrup for breakfast!

  • Dean Winchester disliked this 33 times.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • 33 people are miserable and have no sense of humor...!!

  • "Its breakfest i cant have cake I'll have a MUFFIN!"

  • "...'cause we've all been eating cake and thought, you know what this needs? Booze! A shot of liquor."

  • I've never lef there hoppin'......

  • The guy at 2:01 is not kidding about those sideburns! haha very yummy!

  • cake,pie booze good combo

  • What about carrot cake?

  • Jim Gaffigan makes me laffigan(laugh again)

  • Fruit cake should be homemade. The fruit cake my grandmother and mother make is amazing. I think they use sherry in it as well and let it sit for a looooong time. It's great.

  • 33 people likes fruitcake

  • i was watching this whole thing waiting for him to say that bit about cake and ice cream. "you know what with go good with this sugar bread? some frozen sugar milk!" this was still a funny bit though.

  • @fishordie2 That joke is in his other act King Baby

  • 33 people hate cake

  • lol

  • "looks like i`m not showering today "

  • Clearing off the counter, huh...

    I'm doing it.

  • "Here I am!" "Go take a shower."

  • fruit good. Cake great. Fruitcake nasty crap. 11% of people who get fruitcake for Christmas will regift it.

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  • "They're like muffin vitamins"

    

  • The cake is a lie!

  • Cake>Pie

  • LAMO!! Rum Cake..."I don't have time to eat and drink...."

  • 31 people like fruit cake.

  • just wanted to let you know i partied... hahahahahahha his dousche bag white guy impression

  • PETER: It's Jesus's birthday.

    JUDAS: I hate that guy.

    PETER: There's cake in the dining hall.

    JUDAS: Well, I should say hello.

  • who else watches hetalia and when jim gets quiet it sounds like Canada?

  • @SammyUchiha1 You make a good point! I've never notice that until now. Poor Canada...

  • 31 dislikes? prob people with diabetes

  • I like Bar-B-Qued Sauer-Kraut & Chitlin Cake.

    

  • 31 people prefer pie.

  • awesome and so true.

  • "A muffin is a bald cupcake." I love it! xD

  • Love the girl's laugh @ 4:40 haha

  • "hope it's chocolate for me!"

    next time i go to a birthday i am so gonna do that

  • hope-it's-chocolate, FOR ME

  • Thumbs up if you think Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan are hilarious!

    Thumbs up if you think Dane Cook is a terrible comedian!

  • @CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 oh fuck u i love jim gaffigan and dane cook so go play with your undevelup dick

  • @CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 You need like fifty thumbs up...

  • @bejerama Thanks!

  • @CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 gabriel iglesias is great to

  • this guys HILARIOUS, really good observation skills, wish he was famous here in England..im a comedian and hes my new influence check out my stand up routinue (video response)

  • fruit = good cake = great fruit + cake = NASTY CRAP

  • muffin is full of OIL~

  • "....Why don't you get away from me?"

  • Lol Is that a skittle!? XD

  • him & Brian Regan are the grand masters of Sarcasm and observational humor

  • @DigitalCyborg00 amen...

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  • omg.... i have cake in front of me... it becons xD

  • "Pie can't compete with cake."

    As funny as Jim is, I completely disagree with that statement.

    Pie's good shit.

  • @TheEvilReverend I hate pie :I

  • @TheEvilReverend seriously man and don't even get me started on cobbler. blackberry cobbler with vanilla ice cream is the shit. maybe it's just an Alabama thing though haha.

  • @TheEvilReverend but piecake and cakepie beat both of those.

  • @gandalfgrey5 That sounds like what me and my friends used to talk about every now and then during high school lunch.

  • @TheEvilReverend i had conversation with my friends about this yesterday. it entertained us all greatly.

  • It's funny because it's true :) 

  • "hey body i like the IHOP now if you dont like it then you dont have to go there"

  • omg he needs to come back!

  • "Hope it's chocolate for mee"

  • Who can dislike jim gaffigan? this is the most amazing vid like ever... besides bacon

  • I'm not sure what posessed me to try and listen to this while doing my eyeliner...ow.

    XD

  • i choked on my bald cupcake watching this

  • I... need a wheelchair. lololol

  • Fruit = Good, Cake= Great, Fruitcake= Nasty Crap

  • ahahahaaha! this guy is KILLING me! lol! "fruit, good cake, great... friut cake, nasty crap."

  • EARLIER IN THE GAME Greg Jennings broke his leg

  • "Put all this crap in there, nobody eats that stuff they just mail it to reletives." Epic!

  • press 4 repetidly hes sucking the mic

  • press 9 then six

  • Actually in one episode Harley Quinn jumps out of a pie.

  • @Devsguy You missed the bit where Joker jumped into a "pie" you gotta watch the directors cut lmfao

  • @Devsguy Ah, but it didn't work- The Joker kicked her out right afterwards! XD

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  • i'm just gonna have one or twelve

  • I peed my pants

  • 27 people like fruit cake

  • A true Hoosier

  • @deadlymisst I'll wear that title proudly

  • I partied last night. Had 4 pieces of cake.

  • 27 dislikes ...2700 f*cking likes! :)

  • its breakfast i cant have cake.......(lightbulb) ill have a muffin!

  • I want you all to know I partied last night and ate four pieces of cake. XD

  • what is this A TRESURE MAP?

  • haha muffins are bald cupcakes

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • The cake isint a lie. Pie is, because it kinda looks like a cake but once you cut it

    you know it aint cake. There for the pie is a lie.

  • Fruit Cake... Lol. One bite it doesn't taste too bad, until it decides to troll you on second bite with nastiness!

  • Rum cake is pretty Delicious.

  • Jim Gaffigan is AWESOME!

  • if u eat a whole pizza ppl would say" man u were hungry" but when u say u ate a whole cake ppl say" u got a problem" haha thats my fav part

  • "put candles in the cake its a birthday cake, put candles in the pie someones drunk in the kitchen. Someone check on grandma"...LMFAO

  • Fruit: good.

    Cake: great.

    Fruit cake: nasty crap.

  • go check on grandma

  • ill just have one or twelve

  • "is it chocolate for meeeeeeee"lmao

  • "Carbcake's"

  • fruit, good + cake, better = TERRIBLE!

  • Hilarious vid

  • "A muffin is a Bald Cupcake!" LOL HAHA :D

  • 27 people have diabetes!

  • If you eat a whole pizza people are like "Wow you were hungry!"

    If you have a whole cake people are like "Get away from me..."

  • "you know what this needs? booze!"

  • we've all been eating cake and thought "you know what this needs? booze." :) gaffigan is amazing.

  • @sugarbelle01 i read this right when he said that hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha­hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha­hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhah­ahahahahahhahahahahha

  • @sugarbelle01 a shot liqure

    

  • "You should get away from me." LMAOOO!!!! I love Jim!!! <3

  • 26 people prefer pie, and need to take a shower

  • "What's this called ... cake?"

  • "im here!"

    "...go take a shower."

    lmfao jim gaffigan is so hilarious

  • this guy is good. doesn't even have to cuss/anything and STILL funny!

  • @iiBRINGIT ikr? thats why i i love jim gaffigan. hes just hilarious, period.

  • Fruitcake is fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Put a quote from the video get thumbs up. put an original comment... someones drink on youtube.

  • lol 2:40 is so true... people are so freaking weird man...

  • how true about IHOP...I feel like throwing up, not hopping.

  • *says in a low-tone voice* Hey we have pie on my birthday mister. And we do put candles on it.

    I thank you mother for showing me this.

  • Who, who, who could POSSIBLY, 'dislike' Gaffigan??? The best!

  • @yroftherat72 Must be IHOP employees!

  • 26 ppl like fruit cake

  • "I'm herree!" "Go take a shower."

  • hope its chocolate for me..... 

  • fruit good, cake great, fruit cake... nasty crap.

  • Fruitcake gets infinitely better if you soak it in whiskey for a couple hours before trying to eat it. It softens is up so you can actually chew it.

  • @justanorthernlight seems like a bad use of whiskey. Unless its the cheap stuff

  • it's breakfast, i can't have cake...i'll have a muffin!......i'll just have 1 or 12.

  • pause at 1:02 he has the most hilarios look on his face

  • Harley Quinn came out of a pie!!! She did need a shower....

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 or just eat it off of her

  • I love how he speaks for his audiance!

  • i think its weird how people can get thumbs up just by copying jim gaffigan

  • hope its chocolet for me

  • "you know what this cake needs? BOOZE!"

  • you eat a whole pizza people like, wow u were hungry

    eat a whole cake people like, you got a problem

    ROFL!!!

  • "You're not eating cake for breakfast, young man.

    You're having fried cake with syrup for breakfast."

    Every morning........ XD

  • Have you tried fruitcake? I don't even think that's fruit in there! nomnomnom...what is that a skittle? a treasure map? lolololol

  • laugh at 4:40?

  • "I'm here!"

    "Go take a shower."

  • 25 people send fruitcake to relatives.

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE.

  • "Fruit- good. Cake- great. Fruit cake- nasty crap." xD

  • This guy is too freakin funny, "Put all this crap in there...nobody eats this stuff they just mail it to relatives"

  • Its breakfast i can't have cake, i'll have a muffin. haha.

  • 25 people are addicted to cake.

  • Can't have cake for breakfast? I beg to differ, my friend... In Brazil, cake can be eaten for breakfast! :P

  • ♪ Hope it's chocolate for me... ♫

  • @GreenLaserFilmz I sing this everytime I see cake

  • you know what this need's? BOOS!

  • Fruit = good, cake = great, fruitcake = nasty crap

  • 25 people dont eat cake

    

  • 25 people slipped off the like button...and i truly believe that

  • 25 People are muffins

  • hahahahhahahahahah muffins are just bald cupcakes!

  • i feel like an astronaut!

  • I'm really craving cake. There isn't any in the house, though. :(

  • HOW DO 25 PEOPLE NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 25 people think Dane Cook is the epitome of comedy...

  • @ThePatriots010304 Fuck Dane,he sucks.

  • @ThePatriots010304 But I like dane Cook tooooooo. Lol....

  • I watched this while eating a pancake....

  • im here!!...go take a shower. lmao

  • MUFFIN! I HAD A MUFFIN! IT WAS CHOCOLATE I HAD IT THIS MORNING!

  • ..hope its chocolate for me!!!!!...lol

  • 25 people didn't get their muffin vitamins.

    They didn't feel like an astronaut today.

  • Fruit good, cake GREAT, Fruit Cake nasty crap.

  • how do u dislike this its fucking hilarious!!!

  • I love his Paris Hilton sounding voice! XD

  • lol click 2:39 over and over to watch jim engorge himself on cake ^,..,^

  • Why doesn't he open his eyes?

  • he is sooooooo funny