David Koch Howard Joke Sunrise

[lepervier66]

Kochie is awesome, a real person complete with all his flaws and good points for all to see. All the rest on other channels are just boring puppets compared to him. He is a real Aussie, the rest are American wannabes, catering to the Blue Rinse set.

[bombersrulz]

David Koch is a fucking loser, why is he on that show?

[TheLillian4life]

I didn't hear a word he said

[TheRagingHardon]

kochie is a dickhead

[dograbbitbeaver]

fucking chrome dome cunt

[Fatherfilms]

I don't get it...?

[beckwithpj]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH U SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYY KOCHIE

L jks stfu jew rat

[WarblesOnALot]

@mediaoz Well, I liked it. Brave of him to tell on-camera, when Flack-Jacket Johnny was in power. Maybe he shoulda tried the Graffiti - Spoonerism, "Johnny Coward is an Evil Hunt !", which squeezed past the Dump-Button on ABC RN's Aus. Talks Back, & was nationally-transmitted..! Does anyone know if Kochie is the same David Koch attended DLSC Armidale '73-'74 ?... If so, search 'solar thermal ramjet', & see an old Schoolchum !

[LABORISTOXIC]

sad

[whysohardto]

Oh my god, tell me that didn't just happen!! I actually feel a bit sorry for this guy, he is just embaressing himself now. Time to replace him, and that cock head that constantly laughs at his own jokes, Andrew O'keefe

[HUMANSAREBENEATHME]

KOCH BROS....GET A ROPE!!!

[causeandmistake]

actually pretty funny too bad everyone was too afraid of getting fucking fired just for being there though

[meakd]

cockie is a GOBSHITE

[redda2]

hahaha

awesome joke

[AuslandCharlie]

funny but not suitable for TV News

[Smokinjoewhite]

@AuslandCharlie only because society insists we be prudes.

[damo24now]

unfunny moron. shouldn't even be on tv. him, that wannabe trying to be funny karl on the today show and steve jacobs. should have been kick ed off tv years ago

[cunnamullafalla]

How does such a TALLENTLESS loser like this make it on TV?

[youngatom]

Poor taste from a complete cockhead...

[EmperorOfMars]

Lady in red shirt just wants him to shut the fuck up

[funkybarfly]

What's wrong, adrianmichaelrook ?

Are you all upset because your Cockie scrapbook is pasted shut with your semen?

[adrianmichaelrook]

wahhhhh kochie made a joke about john howard, and i like john howard wahhhhhhh

man up, its a good joke. suck it up

[funkybarfly]

adrianmichaelrook :Koch sucker.

[adrianmichaelrook]

wow dude awesome pun, i bet you got really excited when you came up with that one. its actually not even his joke someone sent it in, so your logic is flawed, and you're still just butthurt about him paying out howard. WAHHHH

[funkybarfly]

"adrianmichaelrook" has a big poster of Kochie(pronounced Cockie) on his bedroom wall.The last thing he sees before he closes his eyes and the first thing he sees when he opens them.All because Kochie butter-smacked him in gay-beat public toilet once.

[adrianmichaelrook]

how does the proverbial penis of the howard government taste. you suck on that wang long and hard you fucking cunt

[allahtakesituptheass]

adrian,

Yes it is a good joke, but one you'd expect to hear in a pub, not on a public forum such as a breakfast show broadcast on national TV. It's Cock's bad taste that is the cause of his ridicule here. But clearly you love Cock. So YOU should suck it up adrian. Make sure to swallow and you might earn a turn on Kev. Maybe, if you're lucky, Krudd and Cock will spitroast you! Maybe you can get some financial advice in Mandarin while they fuck you.

Twit.

[adrianmichaelrook]

what would give you the idea i love koche, you douche, im simply amused by his joke, and the only people that bothered to take notice of how offensive it supposedly was are howard supporters, who probably weren't even watching in the first place. i wasnt doing any whinging so telling me to suck it up is fucking dumb. If it was a joke about Rudd i wouldnt have a problem with it either and you've made assumptions about where my political allegiances lie. so um. Suck a fat dick you facist cunt

[paulmcc80]

Koch, you're a silly balding loser.

[brisbane1965]

Koch in the gutter again...

[XxAllyssaRulezxX]

David Koch - A prick with glasses. It's not fancy but it's damn accurate.

[wewantwatermelons]

when do we get jokes about rudds fat ugly thieving wife?

[drakosha2]

I stopped watching Sunrise, and so should you.....

[ultramediaAustralia]

You sir, are an arse

[averysensiblename]

It's all in the telling - and this dick -epic fail

[funkybarfly]

Did you see how Natalie gagged on Koch's gag?

[allahtakesituptheass]

Ahhh, I've had just about enough Koch for one night. Fed up to the back teeth of Koch actually. It's hard, but I think I'll drop it. I feel we've already squeezed the old Koch too much tonight. Laters funky

[allahtakesituptheass]

I almost feel bad for Koch now... I imagine him on TV lamenting this disgraceful tirade and worrying about his son's treatment at school. "And how will you feel, allahtakesituptheass, when you find that my poor little Koch was beaten in the school toilets"?

[funkybarfly]

Kock the butter-smack!

[allahtakesituptheass]

haha I remember that TAG watch moment. What an idiot! Almost as big a knob as Koch.

You know what I'd kill to see? Koch sneeze and Melissa or Natalie say "Oh, Koch snot, yuch"!

[funkybarfly]

??????????????????

[allahtakesituptheass]

Butter-Smack??? lmao. Now I'm curious too. Why, Koch? Why Butter-Smack?

I demand a special Sunrise Investigation.

"You're watching Sunrise, live from brekkie central, and we cross to Beretts with a special investigation. Tell us Beretts, why is our very own Koch known as Butter-Smack on the gay public toilet beat"?

[funkybarfly]

Beretts! Why don't you just hang that TAG watch round your neck like that clock wearing cunt from Public Enemy? It would be slightly less obvious.

[funkybarfly]

Kockie is known as"butter-smack" on the gay public toilet beat.Why,Kockie? Why,"butter-smack"

[funkybarfly]

I love the way Kockie can make a funny joke morbidly lame yet can make a serious situation embarrassingly comedic.

[funkybarfly]

The team love April Fool's day 'cause they can play a trick on Kockie and when he falls for it they all yell "Kock....SUCKER!"

[funkybarfly]

He is a proud Kock.

[allahtakesituptheass]

A fatwah on Koch

[funkybarfly]

Dhimmi cunt.

[allahtakesituptheass]

Koch should wear a burka and stfu.

[allahtakesituptheass]

From wiki... In an October 2007 column for The Sun-Herald, Koch plagiarised verbatim three lines from a column in The Sunday Telegraph. He stated to Media Watch: "... it has since been pointed out to me that these 3 sentences look as though they came from a similar story in another newspaper. While that was not obvious in the research brief it isn't an excuse and I take full responsibility for the mistake."

haha what a koch.

[funkybarfly]

Friends and family laugh and fart at the same time when told of Kockies "Father Of The Year" award in 2007.

[allahtakesituptheass]

Father of the year!!! Of ffs. His son A.J., known as little koch, must cringe in embarrassment. Or shrivel as it were.

[funkybarfly]

Kockie defames television with his soft presence on it.

[allahtakesituptheass]

lol I bet after his joke, Mel said "You flopped Koch". To which he probably responded "Get fuched".

[funkybarfly]

"Kosh and Fisten" out now on Hardland Deutsche Video.

[allahtakesituptheass]

haha that's a pisser! I'm gonna spam his email with "You such, Koch" starting now.

[funkybarfly]

I want to get my hands on the footage of Kockie sniffing K-Rudd's chair after he left the studio.

[funkybarfly]

Did they make you pronounce your name "Kosh" because" Mel and Kock" was just a little to close to home?

[funkybarfly]

Word is Kock can give a blow job to a hershey highway poop chute jabber while his greased pate is inserted in said chute.A real chutney-ferret circus act.

[allahtakesituptheass]

Actually, Koch's a prich!

[allahtakesituptheass]

or should it be Koch suchs?

[allahtakesituptheass]

Koch sux bahahaha

[funkybarfly]

Kock is well known to take money to lie.

[funkybarfly]

So in fact he isn't the lovable Koshie he's the dickheaded Kockie.T'was rumoured that K-Rudd won a serious bet when he was indeed able to fit Kockie's entire bald head(with the aid of lubrication)in his arse to the collarbones.

"No hard questions for one year,eh Kockie".

[allahtakesituptheass]

Lol, I can imagine Rudd complaining to his handlers prior to the bet... "I want this Koch to go soft on me". I wonder if Koch has handlers?

[funkybarfly]

I concur,allahtakesituptheass, Koch is indeed from the German and pronounced Kock and if you drew a small straight texta line on his head then it would be self evident.His wife is very plain.

Also Mel from the Persian meaning subservient kaffir side-kick cum dump.

[allahtakesituptheass]

Indeed funky.

I also happen to know that the title of the programme, "Sunrise", is from the eskimo meaning "banal, pointless jibber jabber performed by mindless fucking cretins who consider themselves Australia's answer to Matt Lauer and Katie Couric". Just thought you'd like to know.

Cheers.

[allahtakesituptheass]

Damn this TV-friendly "Kosh" rubbish. His name is pronounced "Kock". He knows it. We know it. And it suits him. I'm gonna email him and remind him lol

[supercrevolution]

OMFG I can't believe he got away with that!

[trento654]

hahah wtf when people are waking up, this guy's telling dick jokes

[dmcguire70]

wear a fucking tie please koch!!Mellissa doyle is also a fake bitch with her forced smiling and laughing!!

[MashedTV]

LMAO so awkward.

[jafoosy]

sunrise - fail

[tripitaka889]

Big deal - Janette grabbed fatty Beazley's teensy pecker and skilling tugged his todger to write the words.

She then guzzled down one of his loads and snowballed it to Melanie.

BIG DEAL.

[taevey]

LMAO - how is that not funny!!! c'mon people - get a sense of humour!

[julzbra1]

is he jewish?

[AntiusHerois]

David Koch is an annoying jew cunt.

[Smokinjoewhite]

@AntiusHerois really, while i agree Koch is a total jockstain, racism makes you look like one too.

[avius23]

I think that Koch is a huge knob who thinks he knows everything when he really knows nothing at all

[tfal23]

Right. Right THERE, this dickhead should've been given the arse (fired).

[kochie1993]

lol kochie lol Please visit our online production company kochie 1993 { David Koch Productions}

[samathren]

Come on guys lets not carry on like american you tube idots, yeah wright thats why you do what ever they say, we are smarter and wiser, no, your not dickhead, most americams know whats going down fuckhead, you have'nt got a clue bluesage tosser, stop drinking the tap water tool, lol.

[Bluesage2009]

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AUSTRALIANS

Lets not carry on like the American YOU TUBE

idiots.

WE ARE A SMARTER,WISER and well, just plain better country of people

So let's act it.

Who cares what Koche says, we all know it doesn't matter.

LOL, personally i find their reactions hilarious.

[patobrien10]

hes still a complete fuckwit haha

[jonkers1234321]

Dont you love the paid actors in the window providing mediocre entertainment.

It is the anti-christ station, he the sacrificial scapegoat.

You've sold out buddy

[KillFrenzie]

fuck christ the piss shit. Didn't do nufn for me.

[jimmah55555]

Kochie is a disrespectful asshole - get him off the air

[matt2house]

here here i 2nd that. deport him from australia and send him to new zealand

[proqa]

very funny

[yourfriendkaitlyn]

NEVER CALL KOCHIE A FUCKHEAD!

[AusseSurf3r]

na today show way better koche's a fucking cock eater child raper what a fucker

[punkindrubblic]

Too good to be true! Funny shit Koshie!

[peterday1]

That fuckhead got father of the year what a setup. Should have been gay father of the year more like it he has a mutations head.

[AusseSurf3r]

koche's the fucking dork

[LalaSkillz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA

[SomeAustralian]

*cringe*

[aussieyimon]

Hey, Sunrise is awesome. I'd prefer to watch David Koch any day than Karl Robot Stefanovic, all plastic and man perms. Not that I'm ever up early enough to watch it but on rare occasions that I am, Sunrise always pisses on The Today Show hands down (pardon the pun)

[brazzles69]

lol

[truckerboy69]

koch rocks

[blacktop21]

oooh he tells a lame-arsed joke & he's human. "kochie's" just as bad as all the other corpses on tele these days, he's actually probably worse cuz he thinks "down with it yo"

[leproducer2]

At least he's human and not a TV puppet like all others.

[jsingleton03]

true to that

[RaptorRex35]

OMG! i love the look on the chicks face at 1:12! hahaha

[montezumasrevenge]

There's no awkward shit. Koch is a tool

[calerenteuber]

lol... awkward! love the look on the chicks face

[twistedSMF16]

He's such an idiot sometimes! Still some Australians seem to love him. Go Figure.