The Condom Song 'Don't Be Sorry, Be Safe' (original)

[billyboggins]

are pink marigolds alright Eric?

[droidchevere]

@Ukuleleric Gays can't have sex.  sexual intercourse

noun

genital contact, especially the insertion of the penis into the vagina followed by orgasm; coitus; copulation.

[gggrow]

@droidchevere Especially, i.e. usually. But not necessarily. When the word "especially" is used in a dictionary, what follows is the most common example.

[droidchevere]

FYI gays can't make love it's mutual masturbation !

[Ukuleleric]

@droidchevere, IYHO that is.

[OptimisticNarcissist]

I'm actually quite impressed by and pleased with this song - thank you for creating it! Shared!

[Suzhou8899]

viva la stool

[Ukuleleric]

@Suzhou8899, thank you, (I think) lol, take care, Eric.

[mewzakuro240]

*Favoriting*

[laxplyr5463]

8 people thought this was hip hop

[illusions142]

Stumbled upon this. I honestly thought,

"Oh no... a song about condoms... this will be a train wreck." But I was pleasantly surprised. You are quite talented! Very catchy song... I'm probably going to be humming this all day. Hahh

[Ukuleleric]

@illusions142, hi, thanks so much. Take care, Eric.

[xShawnutsx]

I stumbled on this song, and I think it's super catchy. :-) Good job

[callumthephoenix92]

Wish I could download an album of all your songs and covers Eric you're still immense, two years after I discovered you on here and you replied! :) Hope you're well!

[Ukuleleric]

@callumthephoenix92, hi Callum, thanks so much mate, very kind.  Yep, I'm well, I'm lucky. Hope you're well too, take care, Eric.

[heylooktheresefg]

truely brilliant! i get the feeling im going to be singing this song all day

[Ukuleleric]

Hello heylooktheresefg, thank you so much. I visited Aukland many, many years ago. Be lucky, Eric.

[heylooktheresefg]

@Ukuleleric

I'll be better than lucky, Ill be safe ;)

[Ukuleleric]

@heylooktheresefg, lol, best way. Eric.

[marcosilva2]

I'm glad to know your channel huges

[Ukuleleric]

@marcosilva2, hi Marco, I'm honoured, Eric.

[Lunarsilhouette]

Great song

[Ukuleleric]

@Lunarsilhouette, hi Sarah, thanks so much, take care, Eric.

[EnaElane]

Effin love this :)

[Ukuleleric]

@EnaElane, hiya Ena, cheers, thanks so much, take care, Eric.

[LeonieLuvsMichaelJac]

That is atually a great song, i dont see why you dont go into show buisness and stuff i mean like the theatre :)

[Ukuleleric]

Hi Leonie, aw, thank you so much. Take care now, Eric.

[MissSwann2223]

friggin hilarious

[Ukuleleric]

Hi MissSwann2223, he he, thanks very much. Take care, Eric.

[wheelsofwonder]

Great song, and as others have said, what a great educational resource this would be. Herrglocke, grow up!

[Ukuleleric]

Hi wheelsofwonder, thanks so much. All the best, Eric.

[herrglocke]

It is EXTREME SIN. Have you never read the Gospel of Christ? Boys loving boys? Leviticus deals with this SIN.

You, Sir, should be punished. Indeed, you shall on the latter day.

[capcom23]

@herrglocke the bible also says you won't judge! But people do judge! Some people who wrote the bible is talking all rubbish! There is a reason for being gays in the world. Otherwise it would be full of bastards! This way you stop the population to minimize. Everything has a reason and very sorry you can't see that.

[SPrescott2611]

hey eric, great song, it shouldnt really work but you made it work. excellent. loved the yodel around 1:33.

Keep up the good work

Sam

[Ukuleleric]

SPrescott2611, hi Sam, thanks so much. Be lucky, Eric.

[madansherchan]

this one is the best Eric!! I totally agree with David!!

[Ukuleleric]

Hi madansherchan, thanks so much. Take care, Eric.

[JUSTDAVID1]

This should immediately be used in every secondary school. A brilliant song, Eric. Such talent leaves one quite breathless.

[Ukuleleric]

Hi David, aw, too kind, thank you. It was written with a serious message in mind. Take care, Eric.

[Sassyrainn223]

ROFL!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS! 5/5

[Ukuleleric]

Hi Sassyrainn223, thank you so much. All the best, Eric.

[seanandhisuke]

I can just imagine your wardrobe.. full of costumes and amazing hats lol! :)

[Ukuleleric]

Hi Sean, yes, and you should see the one I use for my videos. Boom, boom. Best wishes, Eric.

[4256atx]

Great song. Also conveys a serious point too!!!

[Ukuleleric]

Hi 4256atx, thanks so much for posting, best, Eric.

[seanandhisuke]

Super ... I'll Be Laughing At This For Weeks!

[Ukuleleric]

seanandhisuke, hiya Sean, cheers young chum, thanks so much. Take care, Eric.

[beyondhere]

I have an old record of Max Miller. You and he would have been great on stage. Wish you could do a split screen video with both of you singing......give it a go Eric......would be fabulous.

[Ukuleleric]

beyondhere, hi Gary, it's an idea isn't it? The only problem that I can see is that I would have somehow to have him on one side. Don't know how to do that. Anyway, will look into it. Thanks so much for the suggestion though. I see it's as hot as ever where you are, going by the tennis I see on tv. Cheers, Eric.

[Hungrybear765]

thts was very funny, thank you eric. but you cant just say no covers. we have the write to cover anyones song, just not commercially. I can sit here and play it all day but im sure you know that cause your doing covers yourself! its just your info box sounds a bit harsh lol keep it up

[Ukuleleric]

Hi Hungrybear765, thanks for your comment. I have put 'no covers' to protect my song from being used, whether commercially or not. Actually you do not have the right to cover anyone's song. If all the writers or performers of songs being covered on YouTube wished to have them deleted, they have the right to do so. This happened to me with a cover I did of 'Moondance'. Van Morrison protested and it was taken down. Glad you enjoyed the vid. Best, Eric.

[Hungrybear765]

I understand about youtube covers but what i actually was meaning was covering a song in real life, like playing it in your room, to a bunch of friends or singing it.

keep it real.

[Ukuleleric]

Hi Hungrybear765, ah, I see. Cheers, Eric.

[NeverLandShow]

hold your breth.

copy and paste to 1 vid.

if u can do with out takeing 1 breathe u r a grate kisser

[SevviesSoul]

funny fulla alright :)

[Ukuleleric]

Hi SevviesSoul, cheers mate, keep well, Eric.

[utubeyuppies]

haha cool good message too...

[Ukuleleric]

utubeyuppies, hi Ally, thanks so much, take care now, all the best, Eric.

[SevviesSoul]

Dude. Your Cool :)

You should be the face of safe sex im serious im not taking the piss.

[Ukuleleric]

Hi SevviesSoul, thanks so much. Actually, I wrote it with a genuine purpose in mind. It came about when I was working with some young people daily and I was appalled that in this day and age the knowledge and pitfalls of having unprotected sex did not seem to have got through to them. They were mostly gay I have to say. In my day one got a 'dose of the clap'. An inconvenience, but curable. Unfortunately, not the case today. All the best, Eric.

[ThreeImaginations]

our acount

[ThreeImaginations]

sorry,, someone hacked

[ThreeImaginations]

has your muffin been buttered? would you like us to asign someone to butter your muffin? your muffin is sexy

[cardkid126]

WHAT THE FUCK

[eimeard94]

not normal...

[benizere1995]

wow!

[Ukuleleric]

Hi benizere1995, cheers, that made me smile. It's not the sort of song one expects to get a 'wow' with. All the best young friend, Eric.

[xSelinxKaulitzx]

Realy cool song :D!

I totaly find this cool

[Ukuleleric]

xSelinxKaulitzx, hi Selin, thanks so much, all the best, Eric.

[Ubaroo]

OMG WE HAVE THE SAME NAME? :O

[TheCessnaFlyer]

hahahah funny

[Ukuleleric]

hi TheCessnaFlyer, cheers and thank you, Eric.

[wolf175]

I will send this to all friends who still need that advice. Wolf

[Ukuleleric]

wolf175, hi Wolf. Yes, years ago one got a 'dose of the clap' as we say here in limeyland. Nowadays unfortunately it's a lot more serious. All the best, Eric.

[nuttygirl2001]

Pro. Phil Lactic!!! Oh for god's sake why am I still laughing!!!!

[Ukuleleric]

Hi nuttygirl2001, cheers. Eric.

[poplillyp]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah (snork) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahah

[Ukuleleric]

poplillyp, hi Hailey, thanks so much. Loved you vid too, especially the weather man. Lol. All the best, Eric.

[grantmd403]

good song and great singing voice really gets the message across.

[Ukuleleric]

Hi grantmd403, thanks very much for comment and (I hope so). Cheers, Eric.

[andy4992]

haha this song is legend

[Ukuleleric]

Hi andy4992, cheers mate, best, Eric.

[cmsingerbill]

good song!

[Ukuleleric]

cmsingerbill, hi Bill, cheers mate. Let's hope the message gets across. Unfortunately, these days, whether we like it or not AIDS is here! Best, Eric.

[cjwaywell]

This is a really good rendition Eric but I never play it in the week. I like to think of it as something for the weekend!

[Ukuleleric]

cjwaywell, hi Chris, lol, dry wit at its best, but I guess you'd have to be British to get it. All the best mate, Eric.

[zbdragon2000]

this is genius

[Ukuleleric]

Hi zbdragon2000, aw, thank you so much. I'm humbled. Best, Eric.

[shariko2007]

Ever thought of putting your song on a DVD to be distributed worldwide to high schools? Better still...go on a world trip and appear in person! Great song!

[Ukuleleric]

shariko2007, hi Sha, thanks for comment. Well, hopefully, simply by uploading to YouTube I'm hoping the message will get across. However, the dvd idea sounds good. All the best, Eric.

[JoJoBearBerlin]

A important message packt in a nice song...by the way your voice is wonderfull.

Greetings from Berlin ...Joachim

[Ukuleleric]

JoJoBearBerlin, hi Joachim. Thanks for kind compliment. Yes the song is sung light-heartedly but has a serious message. Just recently it was announced that in the UK, A.I.D.S. is on the increase among gay men. Eric.

[agentsarahjane]

I love your voice :) Very good message! Consider yourself favorite'd!

[Ukuleleric]

Hi agentsarahjane, thank you, so kind, Eric.

[jbirdflicker4]

brilliant! super well done.

is it possible for you to give me the chords for this? i would love to play it for my ignorant friends.

thanks and good job

[Ukuleleric]

Hi jbirdflicker4, thanks so much, Eric.

[fionaj1987]

hahah like it

[Ukuleleric]

Hey fionaj1987, cheers, ERic.

[doglover427]

That's a really good song with a good purpose. Wonderful voice. I don't get what is the hat like thing but okay.

[Ukuleleric]

Hi doglover427, thanks for comment. The hat is a mortarboard as worn by Professors etc, and I've called myself Prof. Phil Lactic (prophylactic, geddit?) and then go on to sing the sing as a kind of lecture. It's a play on words with a hint of whimsy. All the best, Eric.

[surfzombie]

Very important message in a catchy song! Cool!!!

[mugsh0tbaby]

amazing. talented. this needs to be publicly showed. :)

[Ukuleleric]

Hi mugsh0tbaby, thank you so much. Eric.

[snakexdude11]

HEhehe, good jokes at the beginning.

[Ukuleleric]

Hey snakexdude11, cheers mate! Eric.

[Humshee]

I was crying! Well done! You're very talented :p

[Ukuleleric]

Hey Humshee, cheers, Eric.

[webje82]

Great song! :D:D

[Ukuleleric]

Hi webje82, thanks a lot, Eric.

[Boogieforme]

This song is great!!I use condoms all the time =D. Next time you could sing about female condoms. But those are more like.....buckets..

[Ukuleleric]

Hi Boogieforme, lol, thanks for suggestion, Eric.

[lanta666]

HA its liek a glove =]

[Ukuleleric]

Hi lanta666, cheers, Eric.

[Humidi]

whaat the hell :D

[solsleuteltje]

haaaaaaaaaaaa

Life must be funny with you :-)

great song !

[Ukuleleric]

He Gerda, cheers, ERic.

[CrazyJoeThe59th]

HAHA great one man. keep em coming ;).

[Ukuleleric]

Hi CrazyJoeThe59th, cheers mate, Eric.

[Ukuleleric]

Hi Kilradoon, Thanks mate, Eric.

[Kilradoon]

haha great song ;)

Good job!

[pappiii]

not bad. kinda funny. good job

[Ukuleleric]

Hi pappiii, sorry to be so late in saying thanks for comment. Eric.

[itslikeme]

don't be sorry be safe!!!!

haha love it!

[Ukuleleric]

Hi itslikeme, thanks, Eric.

[CanadiansRUs]

I love you. CONDOM TIME :)

[Ukuleleric]

Hi CanadiansRUs, very flattered. Luv, Eric.