Sort Your Shit Out - Ep 3 - Babies, gay friends, and sex toys on a budget

[hondasrool]

thats awesome, so my name is steven, my sisters name is sarah, my brother in laws name is steven, and my gf's name is sarah hahah the irony is great...not to mention my dads name is bernie, his dads name is bernerd, and my grandpas twin sisters name is beradine..not to mention my gf was born on my birthday hahah....it never ends D:

[Canderson159]

dear matt

one of my ex-girlfriends wont leave me alone what should i do?

thxs

[Dadevilkilla]

Dear matt,

 my friend shot me with a crossbow then ran away. how do you think i should get my revenge?

[gibari80]

Lost it at the parrot xD

[gabrielskarrie]

haha 1:37 chris, vagina

[antonengdahltv]

repeat 3:13 <3

[ConeSlong]

he posted this on my birthday

[williamdude1]

Ha! Adobe Premiere Pro!

I'd been watching some of your (slightly) more recent vids, and noticed some of the effects were telltale of it, then had to go back to make sure.

HA! INTERNET!

[gregorycawthorne]

It always sounds like your saying "I'm Emma Holland"

[Texaswolf88]

Dear Matt.

Sort my shit out and tell me what I ate

[zenlord1982]

Fucking Hilarious :D

[ReinhardtvanHeerden]

hahahahahaha!!!

[2094woodster]

Look at my dream video!

[beatboxxxer]

Matt; Just because two people are named Chris, and are from the United States, does not mean they are the same person. You fuck. Vagina.

[HemiKortene]

fucking sweet speights shirt, can i have it? oh dear matt and all that shit

[EyelessGrae]

"Pizza Pussy Santa", because everyone likes on of those things.

[s3ntimental]

nice!

[stefanieton]

hahaahahhaha my idol

[MrCupron]

chickenmcplaystation hahah :D:D LMFAO!!!

[CardboardStories]

I always lol at the "sort your shit out" voice.

[gigitata25]

Educashun xD

[gigitata25]

Educashun xD

[theklamfyr]

Dear Matt

How do I sort actual shit out? Should I use gloves?

[CodeRedization]

Dear Matt .

I just filled a watter bottle with cum .What should I do now ?

[Primordialfan1]

@CodeRedization

Keep posting those pictures on 4chan.

[rabekah25]

@CodeRedization What do you think you should do with it?

[whowantsabighug]

Dear Matt.

I wet myself laughing watching this video; what's the best way to mop it up at night without anybody hearing/seeing/smelling me do so.

Rob.

[floogenheimerbob]

and also wheres waldo really?

[floogenheimerbob]

matt, whats the cure for aids?

[MrBerk1905]

Dear Matt, I'm planning to win the olympic games in Rio 2016, because that city is kickass, but I'm kind of lazy. Any idea of how I could win without training?

Berk, from Turkey.

[IronMan9771]

Poor bird

[TheDeathKatt]

Dear Matt, I love your accent. Is there anything I can do to have an accent as kickass as yours?

[YZtwostrokin]

Dear Matt, I got a blister from humping my heater, how should I take care of it?

[spongey222]

@joenobody2001 See I would take you seriously but you enjoy Kenny G so instead you can suck a dick

[zeppt00]

Dear Matt, i aspire to become a pirate. what are some easy steps to achieve this?

[cassonberry]

Dear Matt, I'm in the middle of a zombie plague. What can I do?

[mattman522]

Dear Matt,

I was bitten by a homeless man.

What do I do to prevent myself from becoming a homeless-non-homeless hybrid and destroying the planet?

From Matt from England

[AYoungKnight]

I am waiting for the day that ChocolatemilkMcsex is served at McDonalds oh what a glorious day that will be!!!

[mattman522]

@AYoungKnight What you don't get it over in your country? It's great in the UK We get a free blow-job every 5th purchase.

[2SKARX]

Sup Matt,

Nah



[Samsuth1]

Dear Matt, my friend started up this dating service with her friends, they asked me to help protect them and make sure the guys paid and all that for a percentage of the profits. She has just told me that the girls aren't wearing jimmies, and they need some disciplining, what should I do? From Sam, NZ

[stupidmonkey4361]

Dear Matt,

What are some steps I can take to start being amazingly awesome like you? I am a lame person and need help. You happen to be the coolest guy I know of. Help us lame people out, will you?

Trevor, California

[mattman522]

@stupidmonkey4361 Flattery will get you everywhere! XD

[mle011]

"girlfriends" lol

[vgtre]

Dear Matt,

tomorrow is my birthday and i dont now how to get my wife to do me a "favour", you have an idea?

Markus, Germany

[lvscotty]

Dear Matt,

Some days I feel like going in and kicking the shit out of my boss! what should I do?

Thanks!!!

[mattman522]

@lvscotty Go in and kick the shit out of your boss' assistant. Worked for me. I still got fired though.

[vgtre]

2:40 why is he not doing the sombrero xD

[turnipbed711]

Dear Matt,

I recently had a catch up and drinks with old friends, but i dont get out all that much, and still feel socially reclusive. any idea how i can get past my issues?

[michaelcadilhac]

Hi Matt,

I have a lot of shit to sort out. What do?

Michael.

[moekanz]

i have anal leakage. nwhat can i do to capitilise on this?

[mycontradiction]

OMG that sound at 3:13! HAHAHA so awesome.

[whoami7489]

Dear Matt,

I really want to go on a rug munching spree, but I don't like carpets. Is there any way I can tell if she has a rug before I commit myself? Should I just suck it up and floss after we're done?

Brett, Indiana

[Doublejeebus]

@whoami7489 If you have to floss, you're doing it wrong.

[ellmister]

hey Matt

How do I steal candy from babies?

I've been trying so hard lately, but I always seem to run into trouble asoon as their parents chase me down.

Cheers

-Elliott

[tumeng09]

Hey Matt,

Is there any other way to make your body look sexy without working out?

[thenashi]

Dear Matt,

I find waxing too painful and shaving too prickly. Do you have some innovative ways I can remove some hair from here and there?

Hairy Mary,

New Zealand

[nameismymike]

hi how can i avoid splash back when i poop thank you

[fondalror]

Matt,

My flatmate is being a dick and not paying rent and isn't going to move out, is there any legal stuff i can do to get them kicked out? Is she trespassing? Which is best; a warming lubricant or one that makes things tingle?

Cheers

Sam, Wellington

[Tylzen]

Dear Matt, I just recently became single, where should I look for new girlfriends?

Thanks, Tylzen from Denmark

[thebigbib]

Dear Matt,

How would I go upon getting a happy ending from a TSA agent?

Thanks,

Craig

[Craydon]

Wow I hate this, not saying you should stop but this is not for me. Like anal sex, with objects.

[MusicalsNerd]

Oh god, Matt. That parrot.

[BenCornerGuitar]

Dear Matt,

Buttscratcher?

Thanks

El Cornetto

[speaknoevil77]

Dear Matt,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use also even go want to do look more like?

Thanks,

Flippy, California

[Spintown9]

Dear Matt,

I'm trying the think of a word, but I'm drawing a blank. Can you tell me what word I'm trying to remember?

Thanks,

Spin.

[mastaODI56]

Dear Matt

my friend keeps insulting me saying im simple,and hes really good at it,i need to know a good come back at his insults any ides?

Garb,Democratic republic of the Congo

[DanishAtheist]

Dear Matt

My best friend has become religious due to his new girlfriend. How do I make sure that they don't kill me in my sleep and molest my kids?

[bogdanpaper]

@DanishAtheist fuck his girl ;)

[Dranex11]

Dear Matt

i really suck at talking to girls.. everytime i try i feel like im gunna piss myself.. i am 20years old and never been laid because of my fear of women.. what can i do to get over this fear! seriously i almost puke everytime a pretty girl talks to me

Gordon - Canadian

[wesheim]

haha; chris, vagina

[96MattMad]

Matt from the united states. What do you Want?!?!?1

[basser86]

hahaha dude my shit is so sorted!

[frandre1]

Francesco, Italy

I really want to fly! How can I do?

[MikeOShay]

Mike from BC, Canada:

I want to get in a relationship, but I don't want to be tied down. How do I get a chick who'll let me sleep around?

[SkydiveSabotage]

Thanks for the help Matt, you've sorted my shit out!

(can't believe I got the words the wrong way around in the question...)

[doctorwhofan478]

I think I failed my calculus exam. What can I do to bribe the people who mark the exams to make them give me a pass?

[Steff8000]

Awesome!!!

[Wonkypooh]

ill name my daughter tittiesMcbeer! :D

[WhirlyBoy36]

Any tips on preventing splashback from the bowl?

-Frank

[GlobalParasit]

hahaha, well done

[Pevapa]

I love these so much.