I took the time to type out the lyrics as best I could for those whom are interested...I might have gotten a few wrong, but I LOVE this song, so I thought I'd give it a shot I'll post them in the next comments. :)
Im gonna pour myself a glass of wine And fill a fatty bowl I gotta see whos wasting time online Instead of cleaning this hell hole. That I live in. Im gonna open up my pretty Mac And take a swig of port And maybe post a picture of my sock And wait for your sassy retort And I dont even know you Everything screams danger But Im giving you my address And I might be a serial killer And Im gonna make you hike up your dress
All Cause I wanna see my face Number 1 on your top 8 On your MySpace See my face on your front page I may be 50, but I tell you Im 23 Instead of LOL I write teeheehee Its just M-Y-S-P-A-C-E And me I like the way you flirt with me I like the way we joke Like when I pretend Im a stalker And I tell you that Ill choke youto death
I read about what movies you like And I post pictures of dead things I see you like Troop Beverly Hills And the way Mandy Moore sings Then I rape you. Everything screams danger But Im giving you my address For all you know I could be a serial killer And Im gonna make you hike up your dress Cause I wanna see my face Number 1 on your top 8 On your MySpace
i can't even handle how brill this is. "and i don't even know you..." "of dead thiiiiiings! *fist to the sky*" "annnndthen i rape you.." BRILLIANT! johnny forever.
what a FAG
coreypimper 10 months ago
this guys hawt and i love his voice lol
SexyShaeBitch1 2 years ago
omg I love this song I want it for my ipod lolz =)
rahwaybandgeek 2 years ago
I really love it. Not just the irony. But your voice. Great
Greetz Olaf
omcboy 2 years ago
this is Dumbb!
BrooklynMayrawr 2 years ago
no your just a myspace nerd...
sk8innking 2 years ago
lmafo ,,,, kut3 voice...
nitza145 2 years ago
You Light Up My Life! I'm serious.
TomNReni 2 years ago
lol... nice.
ratchetb7 2 years ago
wat does it say after gonna pour me a glass of wine
randimstuph 2 years ago
u got a nice voice<3
xoxmamichulaxox 2 years ago
"Then I rape you."
Dear lord. I pissed inside the thing that was my pants.
99whatever99 2 years ago
Wow... That was an instant classic... LMAO!!!
VampLestatZion 2 years ago
Hahaha...LoL
babyygurl88 2 years ago
lol omj this is funny and itz true people better be careful with myspace cuz they might be 50 but tell he hes 23!!! salkers do that lol
bosscat0521 2 years ago
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nickdj95 2 years ago
haha
1jennyposer 2 years ago
Lmao.
BlairexxBarbie 2 years ago
id really get someone plz explain
redhottamale1 2 years ago
thats soo funny!!!
Rhiley09dog 2 years ago
omg dat was hilious!!! u should make like a youtube n facebook song woo nos u mite b famous tommm! haha im telln every1 to wacth this
musicizlife10122 2 years ago
add me on myspace,com/michael_sims14
ceasar289 2 years ago
is there a way to upload this to your myspace??
brownsburgderek4 2 years ago
yes
Toeknee417 2 years ago
I took the time to type out the lyrics as best I could for those whom are interested...I might have gotten a few wrong, but I LOVE this song, so I thought I'd give it a shot I'll post them in the next comments. :)
LyLMyssChaos 2 years ago
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LyLMyssChaos 2 years ago
5 Stars!!!! Get lyrics for it..plz...
rocknchic2007 2 years ago
/▌ Screw Bob.
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this is bob copy and paste bob and he will soon take over youtube
edy659 2 years ago
This is so funny, where can i find the lyghics ?
Speical55 2 years ago
lol
illestprodigy 2 years ago
this is the best video ever it is soooo funny where can i find the lyrics
rahwaybandgeek 2 years ago
funny and he can really sing that makes it even funnier
afranklin1985 2 years ago
i loved it so mutch i showed my mates
they cant stop laughen
u got the lyrics
xx
kirtsiethomson 2 years ago
HAHAHA 5 STARS
jtee58 2 years ago
omg hahahha
that is well wicked!!! :L jahahaha
myspace.. i might be 50 but im telling u am 23 hahahah
omg ur mintage!!! :L XD xxx
kirtsiethomson 2 years ago
teehee:))
kkkindal 2 years ago
make it sound more cool, like sing it in hip hop or rock style next time, i'm sure it would be more funny too
SpyPalPeeWee 2 years ago
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SpyPalPeeWee 2 years ago
this is so retarded but its funny... lolz.
heeeyitsashley 2 years ago
haha
"and then i rape you..."
askaninjafan 2 years ago
The Twitter song is so much better!
SouLsPuritY129 2 years ago
LOL this is wierd, and funny at the same time LOL
Surfuckingcharge 2 years ago
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sakura241234 2 years ago
Nice voice...
businessvitali 2 years ago
your voice is really good.
theofficialknuth 2 years ago
this is so freakin' stupid
who ever made this is an ass hole
qwertyuipdfgifvwtt 2 years ago
facebook song was WAYYY better
YourWiseSage 2 years ago
wierd and funny lol
mecheis14 2 years ago
LOL 1:33
Yoshithehegdhog105 2 years ago
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beastbrian09 2 years ago
hahaha, that was hilarious!!!
misco7777 2 years ago
AWESzOME SONqq! lOlSz HilAriOUSz
prettyvero13 2 years ago
I like his voice. And the song is funny.
PimpOStick 3 years ago
Does anyone know an artist that has a voice like his that sings normally?
He is hilarious, but I love his voice, as well, and would love to find some other artists with the same pitches.
bbyg102 3 years ago
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neverjonny67 3 years ago
Instead i type tehe! haha. I love this song!! SO # 1!!
FiercePrincess 3 years ago
this is hilarious. you couldn't describe myspace any better. hahh.(:
lilwildcat32 3 years ago
I wish I could write parody songs instead of trying to be a 'serious' musician... YAY JOHNNY!
spookythebando 4 years ago
LOL! Also, nice voice!
MissElphieThropp 4 years ago
i can't even handle how brill this is. "and i don't even know you..." "of dead thiiiiiings! *fist to the sky*" "annnndthen i rape you.." BRILLIANT! johnny forever.
sbort 4 years ago 4
I love this.
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jayncdiva 4 years ago
this is soooo funny and sometimes true. that is sad that ii is true!!!!
dory107 4 years ago
HEHEHEEEH VERY VERY GOOD :d:d
trapcho27 4 years ago
TALENT!
gymboy2007 4 years ago
i love this video so much.
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i love you for making it!!!
revenant85 4 years ago
LMFAOOOOOO. AHAHAHAH. THIS IS AMAZINGGG!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i may be fifty but i tell you im tweeenttyyy threeee. AAHAHAHA. i LOVE THIS.
Juicy0xMisz 4 years ago
Where's this from? Was he doing a show recently?
U2Bwatcher 5 years ago
we love you johnny!
jakeinsf 5 years ago
Cool from the UK
pootart 5 years ago
Oh, and you're in my Top 4. Woohoo!
FaeAndFiyero 5 years ago
That was so amazing! Hahaha... I have you friended on myspace... Should I be scared?
Ah well, John. This is why we love you. Lol.
FaeAndFiyero 5 years ago
Okay I lied- it just sucked.
citizendangerx 5 years ago
That sucked. And by sucked I mean it was good. And by good I mean you are now my favorite.
citizendangerx 5 years ago
A-MAZING
americanboy2169 5 years ago
HIGH-larious. John Hill is my hero.
fadedlives 5 years ago
love Johnny!
videosforyou 5 years ago
so cute.brilliant.
kemwarwiku 5 years ago
Johnny Hill makes my LIFE.
Thank you, awesome sir!
spookythebando 5 years ago
What's your myspace?
martyredxlove 5 years ago
Best song ever.
reallycheapservice 5 years ago