Kill Sick People!

[reeflil]

such rednecks

[WinstonThirstkill]

this is your act? this is the best you can come up with? back to the drawing board boys.

[sleeeeeeepybear]

you guys are SO fucked up.

[Tomacomo]

fuckin fags

[ALexxCan22]

i really hope this is a joke.0_o

[ironbith]

Cool! When do I die?

[TheLaptop489]

this video ain't funny. i am sure you already know many people believe what your saying. your making seriously ill people feel like shit for being ill. *round of applause* I hope someone close you to has very serious cancer then i am sure your little *joke* will seem very funny (Y) 

[pylon526]

hahahahaha. i love this cvideo. sincerely a sick person

[SiameseChemise]

قد تلك بسبب سقطت. عن حاول ألماني الربيع، دنو. فسقط لكون يبق ٣٠. عن بلا ووصف وتعدد تكاليف, كثيرة المشتّتون كل الى, ويعزى الولايات الإنذار، كل جُل. عرض بـ يقوم طوكيو ارتكبها, ذلك جندي طائرات قد. حدة بأذى ألماني إظهارإخفاء كل.

[legoclone121]

LOL

[jordansholaja10]

but what happens when YOU become sick will u want us to kill you ???

[Nashhinton]

Yeehaw! Kill the sick people!

[FengZeXiao]

maybe we should just go universal healthcare then everyone has healthcare. we can tax the rich for the money for it they own 80% of the country's wealth.

[someone060288]

"If I really wanted to learn from history, I probably wouldn't be advocating mass murder pacow!" Classic

[awba383]

YOU SHUOLD NOT KILL SICK BECAUSE YOU WILL GO TO THE DEVEL

[JuurixKaien]

NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Jk, Love ya'll

~Cate

[coolestdude80]

Lets face it. The hospitals and doctors charge too much. They have a monopoly thanks to Blue cross!!

[Nails077]

This is how we should end world hunger too. kill off about 5 billion people and there should be more than enough food left for everyone.

[Addamondes]

appenly drinking alchohal is good for you its better to drink alot of alchohal than none so drinking is good and aspertame is bad

[Wolfsbane909]

just go to Cuba for the best health care, heck it be better than Canada's medicare bullshit.

[jminto88]

ok that is funny you should be on tv,,i was expecting some redneck..who was going to.be hate mongers..you guys are great.

[TheDesertRat08]

a ninja can jump into ur house and stab you in the eye!

[glass509]

lol...if everyone who didn't have healthcare died, then everyone would have healthcare!!! its genius!

[Revsounddj]

that is so funny and true how some people think.

[Laijah101]

Lol 

[dirtydog21]

FUCK YOU ALL who can't take a joke, Fuck the log cabin Republicunts and the evil Dick sucking democrats with no morals who are now trying and succeeding in taking over the Economy .We have an oil spill in the gulf and THIS is What you are worried about ?! This 6 to 8 yrs for republicans to fix it excuse won't work for me we should have fixed it during the clinton administration with tort reform but , no we told Obama to fix it with tort reform but, no you know why ? because it reigns in lawyers.

[HeThrewUpEverywhere]

so you share the same philosiphies of nazis?

[Guardyun]

I don't know what's funnier, your routines or the people who don't get it like 66960.

No, wait a minute... you guys are funny, he scares the crap outta me.

[dithbmine1]

same as the asshole that's in the white house...

[66960]

fuck you white rednecks no fucking brains conformist pieces of shit most of u r rascist white trash

[liv34today]

@66960

Hey not trying to be mean but..... USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN its satire.

[MPjdog]

@66960 your ignorance is almost funny. its satire ya racist dummy! 

[rozmarija]

Love you!

[1chichimec1]

You two drink alcohol, smoke, & eat junk food, guess who we're gonna watch die, real soon!

[travisandjonathan]

@1chichimec1 I dunno... Ralph Waite?

[davidlee110]

@1chichimec1 you :)

[gary77777778888888]

@1chichimec1 I would say laphter is the best medicin and thats what thay give us so why are you so but hurt? thay dont mean any harm thay arent being searius you should already know that.

[freetubester]

health care is what every media talks about while Greece dies, Argentina dies

Venezuela has terminal disease of US intervention.

[yamsman]

Way to make fun of the radial Tea Party types -- "Give me my 'socialist' government disability, but I'll DIE before accepting 'socialist' government Healthcare." LOL

[PlanetMother]

Every time i see you guys...i have a GOOD laugh!

can you replace geert wilders for us?

[jonathan46jonathan]

I love you guys. LMAO and I'm over 40. Send it to the Comedy Channel, man you guys need to be on TV, or do a comedy act.

[peaceloveandoranges]

LMAO

[manticore117]

FAKE BIERD

[uverse123]

beard

[truevoice08]

Great! It is always good to laugh at the government to expose it as the pathetic parasite it is.

[1chichimec1]

Yea! why not kick it off by killing these two "SICKO"S" 1st.

[elbethere]

How are they sick?

[RoCkErX285]

you guys are so funny :)

[youme013]

This is great stuff!

[NewEnglishRevolution]

Socialism is an economicall system it had nothing to do with the holocaust thats the nationalism part.

[AxeloneX]

i sense nazism

[hcwcars1]

gop had 6-8 years to fix it

[RememberPaulRevere]

LOL....if it wasn't an 'option' of this admin!

[bittersandblueruin]

Wow, Dunlap was epic in this one.

[bittersandblueruin]

Has this debate not moved past such puerile name-calling, Jackie?

[JoZuko]

The NAZI party was Socialist..... oolololol

[GalenL100]

Socialist =/= Fascist

[JoZuko]

Nationalist, and Socialist party

[elbethere]

strictly speaking, only in name

[donttelluseenme]

You goofed up... Cant compost for green jobs your body gasses will make global warming much worse... Hahahaha cant burn you either because that puts smoke in the air and makes polution which again makes global warming. Cant burry you because you will taje up to much room in the ground.. Damn if you do damn if you dont... Dont get sick and dont die that solves it all... We all need to live forever with no illness to make them all happy.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Dunlap - don't waste money on bullets, use a ball-peen hammer.

[ncfwhitetigress]

I wanna be composted when I die!!!!

[ncfwhitetigress]

I think he means "kill poor people."

[the1337priest]

You guys are funny, and that comes from the bottom of my heart.

But the only thing I don't like is that some hard-core republicans could take this seriously...

Wait, don't they always?

[sngwidmepnoy]

hahahah the best solution i have ever heard!!! LOL. you guys are awesome!

[tombstonetom]

Wow, you guys just fixed Healthcare! You are american heros.

[bernajurema]

the danger of this joke is that some right-winger nutcases won't get it, and will take it seriously!

[prussell66]

This sounds like a modest proposal...

[ElShadaiLives]

YOU CAN'T KILL THE SICK PEOPLE! SUPER PHARMAS WOULD FOLD UP! DOCTORS AND THEIR FAMILIES WOULD STARVE TO DEATH. BUT THIS SURE WOULD STIMULATE THE ECONOMY LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY THE LOWER CLASSES WOULD HAVE TO SPEND! HOOAH! KILL THE SICK PEOPLE! roflmfao!

[HomieG75]

hahahaha! hilarious

[Isawanangel1X]

slip in the tub..etc..he's nuts!

[cwf081166]

VOTE DUNLAP for CEO of Death Panels

[dwain1310]

but if all the poor or sick people die,,they are probally sick because they have NO health care so they are the poor ones,,, who do all the dirty jobs!!! do we think there are any POOR republicians???

[brentpieczynski]

When a person is likely to die soon, enough pain medicine to relieve the pain, will also quicken the death. This reducing of human-misery, with enough medication to reduce the suffering, will also reduce those life-spans. That Dunlap is being logical this time.

[TrigunnFussa]

LOL santa looked confused.

[Iwant2run2]

Too funny

[Alexmcgruer3]

THat was funny as hell.

[zombikilla92]

LOL

[livvidd]

These two dudes are the best comedy duo on youtube. sarcasam rules! woot!

[chorizo1337]

so im guessing these guys are just joking and not real rednecks?

[crazy7997]

FAKE FAKE FAKE Nice makup and costumes. If they believe in what they preach they should be dead.

[nolibs101]

Yogi, you should move to Europe.

[YogiToad]

everyone keeps saying that they do not want socialized health care because then the big expensive options will not be available to you,but you're not gonna get those anyway because health insurance co will turn you down saying its not the "norm".Its not the emergency care that saves your life anyway,if you are there you're gonna die soon anyway,its the day to day care that prolongs your life,and Americans don't have it compared to Europeans.

[piemakesmelol]

I dont understand how America doesn't have free health care, I know Republians seem to think that it means they abondon people and shit well that just doesn't happen, i mean I cant beileve you need to pay to stay alive it's ridiculous, i was in America visiting family and it was just crazy

[captainhighbury]

Well at least in here we dont stand in line for 2 days just to get a damn antibiotics.

[piemakesmelol]

But that doesn't happen at all, chemists are usually empty man :D seriously theres never been a wait for me or anyone else i know of, not a long one anyway, besides thats better than being left to die because you dont have enough money y'know?

[captainhighbury]

Well that did not happen to my sister who did not get doctor's appointment on time for her leukemia for one month.I am talking about England

[piemakesmelol]

Well I'm Scottish and we have the same health care system, sorry to hear about your sister

[captainhighbury]

She was in London so may be there would be many more patients just like here in US.I would rather pay and have my doctor's appointment whenever I want rather wait for free advice and medicine.

[07wr250f]

you sir are an idiot. in canada we can make appointments and see our doctor when we want. canada's healthcare system is like top five in the world. the us is like 30th. we dont wait for 2 days to get our medication you get it same day as your prescription. know your shit asshole.

[smackyhammer]

satire, dude. look it up.

[beazyboots]

Yeah, O.k.

you get your meds the same day, but how long to get the appt? if you need to see a specialist triple the wait time!! no more than two issues per visit etc.

I live in canada too

[john197414]

cool you can see the doctor any time you want? That's awesome. Here in the US we have to make an appt. sometimes I have to wait for a day or so to go to the doc. if im sick.

[john197414]

Free.... Cool I can get FREE health care. Who's paying for it?

[jx14aby]

It makes sense to me.

[Kiddolinfen09]

I had a dream where this baglady had wing-like growths on her back...

This was cool : )

[shelldoll2]

OMG! ROFLMAO!

[gutdeere89]

well done. best video yet

[ckg1965]

You guys are Awesome !

You make me Laugh My Ass Off !

Keep up the Good Work !

And I Agree with mikeroweRules12

You SHOULD have your OWN SHOW !

[CK90]

Disability, HAHA!

love it!

[reverendjeremiah]

Excellent ending

[witgw]

Eat the rich. Bite back now.

[witgw]

The truth is out!!! Soylent Red State

[durbanbudz]

"Composting"

Haha!

[LazyD86]

Green jobs!!! Bwahahahaha

[timmmahhhh]

That green jobs line was the funniest part!

[mikeroweRules12]

So funny been following these days for 3 years or so they're need their own SHOW Red State Update is The Best

[laree2007]

You all have to be working on the Obama Won The Nobel Prize. Talk About Getting Comedy Gold Handed to You.

[CrocodileAvoider]

I work in a hospital every day, and may I say that we go out of our way to kill the well people and the sick people. No discrimination when it comes to screw ups.

[Daddy336]

hilarious

[mclellan4637]

Classic Monty Python Holy Grail parallel!

I'm not dead! I'm feeling better! I think I'll go for a walk.

[timmmahhhh]

Awesome - that's Grayson's next speech:

"This is the GOP's solution to health care: BRING OUT YOUR DEEEEEEAD!"

[Bendo13]

hahah kill the sick people

[Dochomp]

Brilliant

soil green

[jaimechicarro]

do you mean soilent green as in the 70s Charlton Heston classic?

[soiledshortz]

Brilliant. You, sirs are the best kind of satire. :)

[burb72]

actually the big problem is old people, about 40% of the federal budget goes towards old people.

[TheRolling]

Ahhhahahahahahaha. I love the comments from the people who think you're serious.

[toenail37]

Do a You Tube a search for "thevoiceofalexjones" videos. At first glance the comments are a big laugh but, not so funny when a person remembers the poster really believes what he wrote.

[nothankyoumam]

LOL! I always suspected that Dunlap was the evil genius behind the GOP healthcare plan. Now I know for sure.

[UraniumMan]

If they could figure out how to get us to keep paying taxes after death, they'd probably go for that plan!

[Inzipid]

i don't know what i find more entertaining. the people who take you seriously and love you or the people who take you seriously and hate you. 5 stars as always, if only for the comments below.

[HunterZeroModding]

dunlap, your sick too your an idiot. So guess what, i see you ill put a fucking bullet through your head. How the fuck you like that, you redneck piece of shit.

[slick07]

I guess you've never heard of satire.

Thank you sir, you gave me a good laugh.

[HunterZeroModding]

i just didnt find this particular bit funny.

[Quandar9]

Give Jackie more lines.

[AirSOFTLOVER12]

lol at the Give all Drs guns. "So Mr. Taylor, what seems to be the problem?" " Well Doc, I think I have the flu."

"Well let me just take a look at that........Yup, you got the flu"

BANG! "NEXT!"

LMAO!

[MeadesShrine]

"Soylent Green is people".

Dunlap cookin up the biscuits in the back, Jackie out storefront selling them. Whaddya say?

[airdreamlove]

I can't stop laughing

[runescapepk101]

Nazi's kidnapped Jews, and killed them. America is shooting mexicans that try and cross the boarder. Anyone see anything in common there? America = Nation of Nazis?

[WestVfan]

If we are shooting them, then they need to learn not to cross the border xD

[runescapepk101]

So what about the African Americans, Asians, Russians, and other people that are here, why are we not even shooting at them....? Seems a bit unfair yeah?

[happ0sai]

I fail to see a correlation between killing a group of people based on their religious beliefs and defending your border from invaders. But in America if you you shoot a drug dealer crossing the border nonfatally you get sentenced to 20years behind bars.

[MINIIHC]

how is that a comparison ? how many countries so far have taken our citizens as prisoners and then made us send some former political "something" over to get them ? Besides that we aren't shooting them we are simply shooting at them. Every one that crosses is a lifelong tax burden to this country in some shape or form. matter of fact, we need to send the ones here illegally back along with the american trash that has become their babies momma's. That means some americans can go back with them :)

[runescapepk101]

So what about the African Americans, Asians, Russians, and other people that are here, why are we not even shooting at them....? Seems a bit unfair yeah?

[MINIIHC]

What's unfair is me paying for some illegal to jump a fence, knock up his illegal mujer here in the states or drag her here already impregnated, and expect me to pay all the bills for it. After all , the current healthcare plan, just like the reform they want to pass, won't allow us to turn them away. I tell you what we can do to test this theory. Post a sign at all the borders saying we will not pay for anything for them, REGARDLESS. see what that does for them.

[priser24]

You're right, man. Everything was find before they started showing up. There were no problems, no social inequality, not chasm between the haves and have nots.

[runescapepk101]

And what are Africans doing....... They have more kids then Mexicans....

[WestVfan]

because they are hopefully legal americans in america. =D

may I ask why you are copying and pasting the same comment to other people... desperate for attention much?

[runescapepk101]

Africans should be just as illegal as Mexicans, they both take all the jobs, food stamps, healthcare, oh and I'm doign that because it seems they cannot read, we are indeed needing a new education system.

[sparks277]

I am so fucking sick of the word "Nazi". Liberals call conservitaves Nazis, conservitaves call liberals nazis, blah, blah, blah... The Nazis were Nazis and their all gone, that's it. There are plenty of evil people around today but there's plenty of other names to call them... communist, klansman, marxist, terrorist, whatever... the word Nazi has pretty much lost all meaning. You just as well call someone the Devil, or a witch, it makes you sound just as stupid.

[Eventallermidgett]

A Witch!

[runescapepk101]

Your sick of the word because you know what America has turned into and too scared to admit it. Face it, we allow blacks to come over free of change.

NOTE (Africans carry 90x more shit then Mexicans, don't play the sick or pregant game).

We build a wall around Mexico, but go give free shit to Africa and let them come over free of charge nearly? Hmmm.. I smell me some real racism. Some of these black motherfuckers calling racism for food stamps, I"m about to call it for a Mexico girl.

[sparks277]

You're right, black people have had it way to good around here and we're racist for not wanting people to illegally enter our country, of course it's because they're brown, not because of all the drug running, gang activity, and $18/hr jobs turned into $8/hr jobs. And of course that's the definition of being a Nazi. Nazi's hated Mexicans and let Africans wonder where ever they pleased. No, I believe Nazi's illegally crossed quite a few borders in their day, we're just trying to keep ours safe.

[runescapepk101]

I don't support Nazis, but I don't support a boarder keeping Mexicans out if Africans can come over nearly illegaly also and take OUR jobs, healthcare, and benfits... I havn't seen a black person in years that isn't on a few government benifits while working, never seen another race that way, they always complain they cant get the benifits while their laid off.

[jpayne68177]

best one yet imo!

[ArmyTank00]

It is also predicted every person after us and all the animals and every organism will die one day. It is a proven fact!

[sparks277]

NEWSFLASH! - It is predicted every single person alive right now will die one day!!

Accept it.

[2tsaybow]

Oh my God, too Funny! The injecting insulin into my gumfingers statement made me choke on my iced tea.

Oh Dunlap I'm so glad you're an American!

[IllWillForYou]

Once again, someone get these guys a show.

[jsackrider]

I love the matter of fact "I solved it." At the beginning.

And - give all Dr's guns... or make all murderers Dr's....

[spinnernet1]

lol, yeah, I thought that was the best line of the video, haha.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Sleeping in the middle of an airfield's tarmac is NEVER a good idea! DUH!!!

You don't want to cause a plane crash.

[SinCityMadman]

Funny as always...sounds like a GWB solution, lol

[AirSOFTLOVER12]

GWB was awesome

[CrocodileAvoider]

Mmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm Soylent Green with Obama sauce. Good eatin!

[Vestalis76]

Sounds likemy family reunion this past weekend in LA... Lower Alabama

[CHAS1422]

Let the disease run its course!

Doctors fees, and bank overdraft fees to pay the damn doctor are the only economy left in this money vacuum.

[carlosmnyc]

why do the latest Red State update videos have a dingy yellowish tint? color correct!

[x170063]

Dunlop could die many places by laying drunk in the wrong place... LOL

[flipzout100]

LOL 4:00

Dunlap, what's with the two fingers bro?

[mark99k]

lol x 5. best dunlap rant yet.

- extras tent on set of deliverance ii

- way too many history words

- has this debate not moved past such puerile name-callin'

- gum fingers

- composting the dead

- aunt candymouth

- you know how i can get on disabilty

this is inspired. five million stars.

[derrickl88]

great vid!!!!!!!!!

[NonDripHelmet]

Dear Travis and Johnathan, or Jackie and Dunlap, My name is Justin, I once met Travis at the boro bar and grill. I would love to see you guys in your home town more often but I understand money. If this comedy troop I've been brought into does something special maybe we'll all kick ass for Tennessee in the future. Respect, Justin.

[jsackrider]

Best video in quite a while!!

[prax4788]

i cant tell if these guys are libral making fun of republicans

or republicans makeing fun of the how people look at them

[NonDripHelmet]

Does it really matter? Its all funny!

[CarnifexAaron]

haahhahaha

[TaylorHolmes]

Honestly, I think killing the weak in general is a great idea. Or at least, sterilizing them.

[DazmoTube]

thats a pretty weak idea. guess youre a goner.

[2tsaybow]

TaylorHolmes

In the early twentieth century our government did sterilize people who it deemed undesirable. It is a good thing that such things are very illegal, and no longer done. But hey TH maybe someday they'll make an exception just for you.

[blatant2subtlety]

flesh fangers.. lol

[utubefavorsdems]

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