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  • Chuck Norris?... xD

  • Thank god he killed the fucking claptrap

  • have they fixed the hit detection with a patch yet?

  • Power armor is for pussies LOL

  • lool is that a sexy boobs XD

  • Thumbs up if you only heard him saying "shut the fuck up" without listening to what the robot was saying.

  • duke nukem forever is the best game 

  • -I got plenty of awards.

    -9000 vaporware of the year awards do not count!

  • Claptrap: what have you got vs Halo Reach? And DON'T make a reach-around joke....!

    Duke: *smartass grin*

  • Duke Nukem forever..I'm not gonna it was horrible i mean it is Duke Fuckin' Nukem.But i think there was way too much Hype for the game, people were expecting too much......it just couldn't live up too it. Don't worry Gearbox will make up for it with Borderlands 2, maybe Duke will make a cameo in it too.......a special quest or mackin' on Lilith or something else like that

  • 9000 wat

  • though borderlands is way better than duke nukem forever gearbox and 2k made both games

  • duke nukem forever i awsome they say it sucks because thier comparing it to call of duty to make call of duty look good you only agree that this game sucks to be cool

  • Sadly this game sucked.

  • 3:00 Evidentally the Camera-bot has never met Clothos in GoW2.

  • @Evolfurnace lol its not a camera bot its a claptrap.

  • @Cowpowblaow Evidentally you haven't noticed I wrote that four months ago.

    Also I was making a joke so fuck off. ;)

  • SHUT....THE....FUCK...UP!!! LOL

  • 2:07 face is priceless!

  • i love that smile duke makes 3:14 

  • I can see when the announce the sequel

    "Duke, your game was rated for shit by reviewers but everyone else who played your game loved it, why do you think this is?"

    *shrug*

    "Well do you have any words you would like to share with the reviewers?"

    Yes.

    "Well?"

    ... *duke stares at the camera for 5 seconds and then flips the camera the bird while laughing*

  • Power armour is for pussies....

  • This should be nominated for "Worst video game parody of a video game franchise" award, because this is exactly what it was intended to do - parody the current trend of video games. And it pulls it off in the worst way, much like "Bad Day LA" and that cartoony one about a Mexican drug cartel (I forgot the name).

  • @Floymin so this game was worse then Conduit 2 ? I am sorry that game makes Duke Nukem Forever look like a godly achievement. at least it played well Conduit 2 was broken in every way possible. Duke Nukem FTW MR ford, MASON, Ghost John MArston AND master chief suck ass compaird to duke hope the game isn't as longly developed as forever was

  • @Darkscoutz Conduit 2 wasn't ever a parody, but it was worse than DNF in one big way. It was just one...long...story! It felt like I was playing an old FMV for the SegaCD. IMO, that was its only problem. There were no technical flaws from what I could see.

  • sadly after ALL this anticipation... as much as I try not to think it was... the game sucked. Sorry but Duke Nukem Forever is actually suited for the worst game of the year. It tries so hard trying to be like other games such as Half Life 2 and Call of Duty.

  • 3:37

    Shut........... The.............Fuck..........­..UP!!!!!!!!! BOOM

    [In The Background] You can't insult one of the Greatest Science Fiction series EVER and think you can get away with BOOM!

  • borderland+Duke Nukem thats.... somthing haha

  • @bigbrofromUSA have you even played the game how would you know, just play the demo first @ bit . ly / nukemdemo

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  • I was thinking of Chuck Norris for the first 50 secs but then I remembered Duke kicks Chuck's ass

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • Too bad this is the closest this game will ever get to an awards show.

  • @Sanguiluna im guessing your one of the poor souls that listened to reviewers and didnt play this amazing game

  • Notice how he smiled when it was halo's turn for a Reference !!!

  • 9,000 what awards dont count

  • YIPPE KAIEAY, MOTHER FUCKER

  • Wait I thought Johnny misspelled the word and Ur all I've his ass

  • @angryface13 In my original comment I said your instead of you're. then he was all over my ass for poor grammar, yet his comment was filled with incorrect spelling and grammar.

  • @hf47hg4wjg89aw steam, that's all

  • yes!!!!, its ClapTrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!1

  • you know how beast it is to have duke nukem and claptrap argue? thats amazing!!!

  • too bad red dead redemption, god of war and halo is still better than duke nukem

  • @iamjohnnymcb To bad your a pussy!

  • @tacohero too bad, ur a moron just like duke nukem, and learn grammar while ur at it

  • @iamjohnnymcb ok so i spelled "you're" wrong but if your going to call someone a moron because of their grammar than you better make damn sure your's is 100%.

  • @tacohero ok, youre and ur are same thing, to and too are different things, dumbass, go suck on duke's balls

  • @iamjohnnymcb My god you're and idiot. "Ur" isn't a word.

  • @tacohero but it has the same meaning dumbass, and pls, learn grammar because "My god you're and idiot" and "My god you're an idiot" are 2 different things, me - 3, you - 0

  • @tacohero btw wikitionary thinks im right

    Pronoun

    ur

    (informal, Internet, text messaging) your

  • @iamjohnnymcb Wow, that's all I have to say. Internet texting shortcuts are not words. Just try and get away with writing a report or anything formal while using lol, ur, lmfao, gtfo.

  • @tacohero out of comebacks, i see, who would people believe, you who already made 3 mistakes, or wikitionary who thinks im right,

  • @iamjohnnymcb Jesus Christ, you must be borderline retarded. Have fun living off the government because it's clear you will not be going anywhere in life. Oh and remember to thank me later when your welfare check comes in.

  • @tacohero ohh and have fun living and sucking your moms tits while playing dungeons and dragons at the age of 36

  • @tacohero and btw its yours not your's, ur failing badly moron

  • @iamjohnnymcb Ok i'll work on my grammar but learn to fucking spell while you're at it.

  • @tacohero again for the millionth time ur and you're are the same thing, for fuck sakes, read the damn dictionary once in a while

  • @iamjohnnymcb You're missing my point. I know that "ur" is a shortcut for your or you're. However you shouldn't call someone out for their grammar if you yourself can't spell. Try to justify it all you want, try looking in a real dictionary you will not find the word "ur". Better yet try typing a report and use "ur". If anyone proof reads it for you, I bet $50 they will mark that. Then try to argue with them, there's a good chance they will think you're retarded.

  • @tacohero UR  — abbreviation for 1. you are 2. your Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition 2009 © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009 Cite This Source anything else dumbass
  • @iamjohnnymcb You fail.

  • @demonjack123 you mean how ur mom failed by not getting that abortion, inbred...

  • @iamjohnnymcb  look up the website urisnotaword

  • @tacohero and look up the website dictionary

  • @iamjohnnymcb

    ur: illiterate individuals way of saying your, or you're.

    My source:urban dictionary

  • @tacohero urban dictionary; made by retards like tacohero

  • @iamjohnnymcb Yet again you remain oblivious to my point but I guess that's to be expected from people who are illiterate.

  • @tacohero illiterate? hey i gave you information out of a dictionary, do you know what a dictionary is?, but i guess thats what you expect from someone who got owned

  • @iamjohnnymcb I really do enjoy how I misspell one word and you're all over my ass for grammar. Yet in all of your comments you use words that are not real and trip all over you're own grammar. Then you try telling me "ur" is a word and to look in a dictionary. Well try looking in an official dictionary instead of on a webpage. Try all you want you will never be able to justify how stupid you really are.

  • @tacohero its funny how you cover ur stupidity with worthless comments telling me that ur is not a word while i showed it to you that it was in a dictionary, do you want me to show it to you on oxford dictionary, how about on encyclopedia, its fun to see you fail, so please get lost, and tell your mom that she should've got that abortion instead of giving birth to you

  • @iamjohnnymcb Sorry i'm out of troll food.

  • @tacohero its ok, i'm pretty much sure you need it more than i do

  • @iamjohnnymcb Point proven. -.-

  • @tacohero so you're admitting you got owned?

  • @iamjohnnymcb *Shakes troll bag upside down* No but you have more than proven to anyone (you're) an idiot.

  • @tacohero now, now, you dont have to explain to me what are you going to do with urself

  • 27 pussie people wear power armor.

  • Claptrap!!! :D

  • idk if want this game. cuz i hear theres not enough enemy on the screen. they say there are only 3 at the time

  • Now after playing the game I can see that the bodies thrown after 2:34 are the pigs rolling on the mud Hahaha!

  • Shut.the.fuck.up! Boom!!!!

  • Yipee Ka Yey MF ! XD

  • 26 people didnt shut the fuck up

  • Duke Nukem vs Chuck Norris.

  • featboxer maybe u dont know who duke nukem is hmmm he saved the world from aliens sure master gay ass faggit bitch saved the universe 3 times so what duke is way better than master gay ass faggit bitch so stfu n stop sucking master chiefs dick

  • @PrinceSnifflePhooey That makes no sense.

  • Duke Nukem is a pussy master Chief saved the universe three times but what did Duke do that was so great other hitting on women. FAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • @Featboxer master queef died end of story

  • @Morbidjeff666 he was frozen in a pod 

  • @Featboxer jajajaja theres always a little fanboy XD

  • @Featboxer duke nukem is 100000000000000000000000000 times better then master chief

  • @Featboxer save the world from mutated pigs dumbass now fuck off to your shitty halo and maste3r chief is DEAD he died in the third one u anal douche

  • @MrJIMBOISAWESOME he is in a cryo chamber dumb ass i play both so i can careless nd to me argueing about games is a no life thing

  • @AtoMicSkuLlZz lol says a fucking fan boy?!?!?! lol dude your the one with no life halo always phases me to be a fucking world of warcraft shit aka complete bollocks lol and your grammar is absolutly SHIT! now fuck off and fuck the halo chief gay bitch faggot

  • @MrJIMBOISAWESOME shut the fuck up nd if halo is some world of warcraft shit then duke nukem is some fakke ass super hero nd he can suck my balls even though i play both games halo i s better it took them 12 fuckin years to make a new game

  • @AtoMicSkuLlZz so what it came back with a bang and theres lots more to do unlike ur shitty halo all the fucking same save the world save the world just fuck off with tht shit and make something else bungie duke is awesome and if duke was real you'll be sucking his cock lol and power armour is for pussies!! fuck you but have a nice day :D

  • Shut.......The..........Fuck..­....UPPPPP! XD

  • Notice the rocket launcher he uses is a borderlands rocket launcher

  • how the heck did duke tick off bruce cambell. anyone have any idea.

  • @joesph2020 if I remember correctly Bruce got pissed off at how Duke Nukem stole alot of lines from Bruce's movies (ex. Hail to the king is from Evil Dead 3 "Army of Darkness") and so that pissed him off alot

  • People doesn't actually understand, even if Doom 3 wasn't that great, people still want to see a new one aka Doom 4. We will probally see a new Duke Nukem game later. We still have hope to see a real Duke Nukem 3d come back.

  • @DracosKasurani yeah =( games this days are more graphics than gameplay.

    i there was a doom 4 i would like to see doom the way it was

  • Did Yakov Smirnoff write half the lines in that opening?

  • why didnt they show the deadspace easter egg?

  • The Monster Part Gave 25+ People a Boner

  • @weirdal678 hell id still hit it 

  • @Hvid1221 Good Job

  • that robot at 0:57 is from borderlands!

  • @robertas2391 no shit sherlock its claptrap

  • If you dont read the title on stuff like this,you wouldn't be sure if they were describing Duke Nukem or Chuck Norris at the beginning.

  • @TheNintendroid i would i mean chuck norris is an old man hes like 70 years old while Duke is just as badass as ever

  • He killed claptrap!!! NOOOOOOooooOoo!!!!

  • Fuck the reviews its still a great game, only true people of the 90's and anybody who doesnt take this game seriously will enjoy it, and thats what a game is suppose to be.. car free fun.. HAIL TO THE KING.

  • everything is well in the world the duke is back

  • Master Chiefs a pussy apperently to the KING BABY!

  • "Wasn't enough to piss off Bruce Campbell, was it?" Well apparently according to the intro, he's pissing off Chuck Norris now, lol Chuck's got nothing on the King, Baby

  • @hf47hg......... and the rest of your random name quit crying like a bitch over it boo hoo i had to install a game's update it was big and took some memory.

  • funny 3:32 keep watching

  • Duke has done what I've always wanted to do in borderlands

  • HAIL TO THE KING BABY

  • Shut... The.... Fuck... UP!

  • when i grow up i want to be duke nukem

  • 24 people are wearing power suits

  • the ending of DNF is cool

  • i thought he would say "I've got balls of steel" at 1:48

  • Duke Nukem Forever is the game of the year 2011. It's not about the graphics, it's not about the gameplay, it's not about the story. It's about the King, baby!!! HAIL TO THE KING, MUDDAFUKKA!!!!!

  • @isselman2000 amen for tha bro, classics never die, duke nukem and doom rules.

  • Duke Nukem for president!!

  • he was a shit robot anyway ;D good work duke

  • 24 people are pussies using power armour

  • @TheMegaDiclonius Looks like the robot and the borderlands girl also disliked the video with them.

  • NOOOOOO! CL4P-TP hes gone forever!!! FUCK U DUKE NUKEM O:<

  • @mrmech33 how bout fuck YOU, HAIL TO THE KING, BABY

  • @Gmodfreeman101 oh u did it now, u owe Bruce Campbell 100 dollars

  • @mrmech33 bow down to the king of earth

  • "Next is Halo Reach... DON'T make a reach around joke!"

  • 0:43 Until that far this could heve passed as a Chuck Norris Fact Video

  • YOu can't mix monsters and boobs! Who does that? Japanese do it.

  • now thats a kick ass adcheavment XD rofl

  • SHUT.......THE.....FUCK...UUP!­!! LOL

  • Duke Nukem IS THE BOSS

  • I don't care what the ratings are I am getting this game. Duke was the first game I ever played.

  • go to my channel and watch my videos of duke nukem forever,i just play the game on hard mode,my video's are all in 1080 HD and or720HD+i show exploids from the demo,a whole new world of duke nukem thats also on the demo but you cant go there without cheats+i let you see cameltoe of the two girls who give duke a BJ (seperate videos tough) alot of funky duke nukem stuff on my channel! + i will upload a unboxing of the balls of steels edition as soon as possible(on release date)

  • In case of emergency Chuck Norris calls Duke nukem

  • His ear once bit Mike Tyson lol

  • POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES

    LOL

  • he is....wait, youre not chuck norris!!!!

  • @avalsonline2 hes the thing chuck cheaks under his bed for

  • Duke.. that wasn't very nice.. Those little guys aint cheap ya know.

  • Duke nukem will live On for ever. There will always be a duke nukem game

  • welcome to MORNINGWOOD lol

  • 22 people use power armor

  • @Morbee1 XD chuck norris can launch a rocket FROM HIS BEARD!

  • Duke is so awesome he can make a rocket launcher appear out of no where. Take that Chuck Norris.

  • @Morbee1 duke is is aweome rockets come out of his pants

  • @VoiceOfTheEmpeor hail to the king baby!

  • his ear once bit mike tyson???? lmfao!!!!

  • i thought it was chuck norris

  • lool did they really put armer that luk like masterchiefs hahaha thats awesome i love u duke

  • Shut.

    The.

    Fuck.

    UP!

  • chuck norris jokes? ITS LIKE IM REALLY IN THE YEAR 2000!!!

  • Power armor's for pussies!

  • 22 people plays Pokemon on their Gameboy

  • 22 robots were harmed in the making of this video

  • awesome!!!

    

  • Listen to duke before he shoots CL4TP Shut... The... Fuck... Up...

  • 16 people used the power armor in the wild west while fighting huge monsters and women with huge boobs.

  • 3:40 now that desurves an award

  • Shut. The. Fuck. UP.

  • 20 people are teenagers who don't have a clue who Duke Nukem is

  • @METALWEED420 To be fair im a teenager (16) and im well aware of who Duke is. I was born in 1994 and played Duke 3D and other Duke games from 1997 up untill now. But i get your point im one of the rare few people my age who remember, played, and loved Dos games.

  • @METALWEED420 im 14 and iv played duke nukem as long as ican remember which started about 12 years ago