Danny Bhoy - Live At The Apollo

[GreatBritishGamers]

This is hilarious! xD

[littleangel12344]

Unlike most Scottish people I don't get burned watching fireworks.

[MacGyver920]

Hey! You've cut away the last, and maybe the funniest part, where he talks about Scotland having the worst national instrument in the world: ''The bagpipe. The missing link between noice and sound'', and when he talks about handmade pianos from Germany, flutes from Italy and other instruments, coming togheter for the first ever orchestra, but then beeing interrupted by Scotland, who again is late, playing on its bagpipe and ruining everything!

You're welcome.

[moggycore]

But, but, but, that wasn't his whole show,he had alot more! :'(

[liljebooni]

... and I will never see club-music in the same way again.

[tobiasperzzon]

I wanted to see the bagpipe stuff, why did you cut that off?

[tjh308]

I didn't just laugh at this...i cackled..

[xxxluvvyuuxxx]

We do have an amazing national anthem xDD

[Snaprabbit012]

He's one of the funniest comedians ever! he's so hilarious!

[liljebooni]

LOVE the cat xD

[MacGyver920]

He's the funniest person I've EVER SEEN!

[TheLilmisssunshinexx]

a diddly dee a diddly potatoes

[CallumSewell14]

Very funny

[HITDraverkid]

Hello-a! XD

[theepicvege]

and stood aginst them AGINST WHO! proud edwards army BASTARDS and sent them home wards WANKERS

[beccalicious24]

he's hilarious!!! i went and saw him live, for an hour and a half i did not stop laughing!!!! lololol

[tehblooguy]

Didlidee potatoes!

[ChocCazzarole]

Bet those 3 people only disliked it because he's indian

[tiniMJG]

@ChocCazzarole I'm pretty sure this makes you racist...

[ETandHades]

no its more like nnntsss nnntsss nnntsss nnntsss nnntsss

[MerlinaWhitlock]

scotland :) where our weeds are flowers :L but i like thistles there not that bad :)

[TheIslandGiant]

why the fuck did noah take the midges? shoulda let the lil fuckers drown

[MissShabam]

I like the rain that hurts my face too :D love being scottish!

[filks123]

Every video involving comedians I seem to watch always come from you, ArseRaptor :P

[CalumGilhooly]

No dangerous animals? Well, I've only seen one my entire life but I was hiking in the Trossachs, (LOL) and saw an adder under a bush. More scared of me than I was of it but it can give you a nasty bite. The Scottish midge has to be one of the most horrible creatures in the world.

[trippycat123]

scottish accent is hot

[MrSutherlandJ]

you missed out the bit about the great world orchestra and us scottish are late and drag in the bagpipes

[Tuf4ansgirl]

1st time watchin  him he is soooo funny

[MrBilalAziz]

i like how he adjusted the national symbol routine, so he doesnt offend the english.

[ViolinPro88]

What an inappropriate username.

[MrBilalAziz]

Can people stop talking about new material old material new material old material bullshit. Get a Life! It's still funny.

[daviemuir]

who were the two people who disliked this !! So funny man fav comedian

[Bubblybabe1100]

My cat was sick in my room, so i threw her out of the window AFTER she was sick. I'm on the third floor.

[PortobelloPink]

He reminds me of david Tennant .. ??

[knucklescapricorn31]

@PortobelloPink

Doctor Who?

[buddyfication]

this guy is legend! making people laugh on the spot... i bet half of his stuff isnt even planned...

[MrBluebirdsfc]

Wales, Scotland and Ireland - the REAL British nations!

[Airwalk2k8]

@MrBluebirdsfc And England isn't? Great Britain was formed by Scotland and England...

[MrBluebirdsfc]

@Airwalk2k8 I'm on about people who ARE actually British... technically most of the English (apart from Cornwall) are either German, French or Nordic, but Wales, Ireland, Scotland and Cornwall were the Celtic nations. So I mean British in the traditional respect, not in the political respect :)

[B8rkley]

@MrBluebirdsfc There were also many Celts in England :) They were just killed fighting the Romans, and with all the nations, their heritage watered down. Same goes for the Welsh as they weren't saved from invasion either. Scotland were a tad too fierce, and Ireland was saved by the water lol.

[FluxGrunt18]

@MrBluebirdsfc Don't forget good ole Cornwall and Mann. ;P Oh and @Airwalk2k8 England was founded by Saxon invaders. So go away with that fucking shit, ye eejit.

[TaarTjuuH]

It is hard to watch it if you can't laugh out loud ..

[NickyLess]

I'm creasing up even though I've heard this so much lol! :)

[SpiderXxPirate]

My only problem with Danny Bhoy is that I have all of his jokes memorized

[veronicachic]

he got me obsessed with scottish men O_O hotness

[tinyblue36]

oh thats hilarious 2:32

[FabbyGaby]

Cant wait to see him on tuesday! :D

<3

[ncastle4]

That catwalk was one of the best elements of the performance.....LOL

[MyChemSavedMyLifeX]

its so true bout the scots thing , and the how were cheap :L i <3 being scottish for moments like this :D

[jennybravo7651]

lol 40 days and nights of rain!!

[rancelno5]

one of the only comedians that can be hilarious without usin loads of swearin nd sex nd stuff

[QuirkBiscuits]

The cat thing is hilarious!

[Scketchi]

I love the part about the cat puking. Soo true!

[TheTGboii]

Hilarious!! :D

[cassiepoodie93]

i could just die....his accent. omg

[smilekatysmile]

@cassiepoodie93 just go to edinburgh and you will find so many people with that accent!

[SalvatoreBabexx]

hahaha!! Diddlee dee potato! :D:D



[Meatybabe2010]

it is soo funny :) go Scotland :D:D x

[ChloeCraven]

THAT'S IT! THAAAAAT'S IT! I'MA MOVIN TO SCOTLAND!! :D

[BUBBLEGUM2KAii7]

Died laughing at the Irish bit, no offence! love the Irish but this had me.

[CrAZychicke]

i love you!!!! :)

[njaln]

The Proclaimers- 500 miles ;-D

[EdwardCullen8011]

"Hey oh eh sorry im late...what we got left?....ooh not a lot eh?....whats that prickly, shitty looking thing there?"

and THAT, children, is how Scottland's national symbol became the thistle. True story.

[TheDrummerboi94]

@EdwardCullen8011 i thought it was cause us Scots were hard, indestructable pricks ;) :L

[unnecessaryNoisex]

@EdwardCullen8011 you spelled Scotland wrong.

[xXmollzaXx]

Nearly pissed myself laughing!

[scarletXmay]

"Look at that. I can't even lick that bit."

He is brilliant. 

[mattio2104]

Brilliant comedian. "Heloeeh! I am a Welsh Mahn!"

[octopushcrazy]

Beacuse it is chivalrous and respectful just like the welsh Hoid hee hawwww 

[doug12341988]

lol worst and best national accents impressions

[cupcakesareNOM]

6.32 .... diddleledi pataoe:')

[Holkiins]

my male cat pukes :( and i panic :O

[TeamSalvatoreStefan]

Lol!!! He is now my second favorite comedian. My first is Russell Howard! :)

[Holkiins]

@TeamSalvatoreStefan SAME!!! :)

[whityjack]

he i skip like that XD

[withitsaysthis]

He is my favourite comedian!

[wyomikey65]

Scottish aren't cheap,...just frugal!!! :)

[sammmiii13]

THE SICK CAT! HAHA so relate!

[blopajmbar62]

So I'm guessing scottish people are cheap based on this joke ? Haha I love this guy

[SpiderXxPirate]

I wish he'd write some new stuff. I need to hear more of this guy!!!

PS. Please stop the comment wars. It's inapropriate.

[MissFotini]

Red sweater :)

[zZUPERHEROEZz]

stupid dickhead!

[zZUPERHEROEZz]

arjun ur gay....

[superheroarjun]

@zZUPERHEROEZz shut ur face ganeev or tanveer or hamzah gay lord!

[zZUPERHEROEZz]

@superheroarjun fuck off you bitch

[superheroarjun]

@zZUPERHEROEZz your gayer and a bitch

[superheroarjun]

im happy im indian

[Lamano132]

Offt ;)

[xxxcheescakeloverxxx]

"I'm hearing a lot of this the first time..you do know that?" ahaahahahaa. Love him! :)

[xxxcheescakeloverxxx]

Aahahahahahhahahahhnahahahhaha­hahahahahhahahhahaaa. :)

[MegaElle55]

och, love Danny....he's spot on! He does a great impression of my cat! Makes me proud to be a Scot :D

[bogdanrbf]

what...FREE?? :))

[LeahParris]

Love this episode.. hes so funny <3 <3

[joymurphy2010]

'diddle di di potatoes' lmao XD

[8Dicecoldbaby]

i never heard of him before, now i think he halairious :D

[Protagonistinfluence]

he's funny. I like him.

[Ansariya]

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS!!

Lov it!



[woodaay]

id like him ALOT more if he didnt spell it BHOY...

[amandarrvengeance]

@woodaay he can't really help the way his name is spelled....

[ProtestTheIndie]

@amandarrvengeance

It's clearly a stage name, so yeh, he could.

[poonie008]

I laugh every time.. but he definitely needs some new material!

[8Crybaby3]

Shit! Door! window!!!!

[OwNzShOcKzZ]

Im Proud of Going to The Same School as He Did, and he Makes Me Proud To Be Scottish. LOCKERBIE !!

[bigmarsh666]

Quality m8

[BlueSharkBoy434]

Am I "alright"...Smashed my face on that wall xD LMAO!

[SorinntTeraki]

then the irish turned up.. diddle-e-de potato

gets me everytime x)

[MsScottishLass]

Old material...new material...doesn't matter, I love it all and laugh every single time

[tomber220]

it wa short :(

[ShadowedLuck]

Love being Scottish. He makes me proud. :'D

[Mikeybetts]

@ShadowedLuck

and you burn watching fireworks.

[ShadowedLuck]

@Mikeybetts Did I say I was a pure bred Scot? For all you know I'm black as space because of one of my parents but Scottish from the other and from where I was born.

[Mikeybetts]

@ShadowedLuck

calm down i was just making a joke

[ShadowedLuck]

@Mikeybetts As was I. Yes, I'm white and yes I totally burn in fireworks. Let's just call it a double fail and move on. ;P

[JidokwanFighter]

@ShadowedLuck He truly does give pride to the Scottish heritage, doesn't he?

[Jordan1873]

He's not bad for a Celt*c fan. All joking aside he is really hilarious, looking forward to seeing more videos of him, Kevin Bridges now has a challenge! Frankie Boyle is away at the front of these two.

[Dillman1]

@Jordan1873 He's not a celtic fan! he doesn't like football haha.. he's my uncle before you ask how i know!

[Jordan1873]

@Dillman1 Haha i just thought he was due to his stage name having a 'H' in boy.

[8Crybaby3]

@Jordan1873 I read in an article that its actually his real name. He said that he got teased because of it but I read things elsewhere to the contrary. Nonetheless, What does having an 'H' in Bhoy have to do with being a Celtic fan? I'm not to familiar with Scottish football. :)

[Jordan1873]

@8Crybaby3 It's one of Celt*c's nicknames: The Bhoys.

[sorayae]

yay danny!!! thanx arseraptor!!

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

Wooohooo! Thx Arse!

[felicita29]

he's great, but yeah....he needs new material :)

[adamrowecomedy]

@felicita29 Oh really? how much material have you wrote worthy of being on live at the apollo?

[Omnibomulator]

"diddly-dee pot-atoes" LOL xD

[Silencescreams32]

danny needs new material :L

[adamrowecomedy]

@Silencescreams32 would you risk new material at one of the biggest gigs of your life?