Sic Semper Trollibus

[Vampiricspektor2]

mistah hunter, i want to thank you for putting me under yer protection.....however i have MANY others protecting me but thank you dahhhlink xD

[KraftyMagician]

You didn't mention the ceaseless trolling of Vampiric Spektor by the insidous digital force of the Malcurian!

[Joe35983]

I don't think Chris-Chan will ever return to the internet

[ThtsCaptainObvious2u]

I appreciate this guy.

[BagoGarde]

you are provoking us to get views? 

[DrHitpoint]

Is it weird that I somehow want to make love with this guy?

[OliveOilMed]

@DrHitpoint Not if he really does turn out to be Linkara.

[DarthRandall]

It is easy to get a hold of Chris. He makes no secret of his personal information. In fact, he goes out of his way to tell people. His PS3 handle is "Sonichu". According to the man-child himself, his home phone number is (434) 990-0198, and his cell number is (434) 760-0848. If all else fails, you can find him in person at: Christian Weston Chandler, 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, United States of America

[leotheloser]

lol what if this guy actually kicks your asses irl

[notmack]

I would pay good money to see that

[BADREMIX1OO]

i align myself with no-one. but i have included you in my youtube RPG.

welcome.

[HeroOfTheInternet]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our axis of evil

[p4ch1nk0tv]

There are grains of sand in the night sky.

[gantzerek]

u mad?

[Ainternettroll]

Problem, Faggot?

[potshed]

funny, but the song makes me unlul

[grantasas]

Good sir, I offer you a challenge you can not refuse! I challenge you to a cock duel! Your E-peen is obviously incredibly massive, and I can only hope you back it up with a duel.

[Superius777]

There are no grains of sand in the fuckin' sky.

Thus, there is no one in need of your bullshit.

[ernathefat]

Naysay, I bite my thumb at you, sir.

[samaelscorpse]

Thou shall raise thy thumb if thou had found himself in this place with the aid of ED.

[Jakovian12345]

Good luck from good comrade Pedofinder General! You are doing a God's work!

Godspeed!

[weefunker]

New King of /b/ lmao

[LesslyNielson]

i think trolling the homeless is rather funny than unfair

[MsCrazyCuckoo]

Boxxy has a Turkey Neck

[ViciousCannibal]

verbose

[subsubmubmub]

I think I know this guy, lol.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

this should be a monty python skit.

[dowmein]

vibrato

[Spartanoffaith]

MEEEEEWN SCEPTER

[Riftcast]

I understand why people like Chris-Chan shouldn't be trolled anymore, but why on Earth wouldn't you troll the likes of VampiricSpektor or Mr. Gonterman? These people are clearly the scum of society and, in some ways, couldn't you say that trolling in an organized, controlled manner could have positive effects in shaping their lives for the better? They need to be taught a lesson for posting their real faces or names in association with their horrific fascinations.

[benzbubblecat]

what is this faggotry

[ToxGarou]

what a delightful trolling maneuver.

[KatCanFly]

NERD LISP.

[XenuBlud]

OSHI-

[AFandhisOrchestra]

ASSASSINS MUSICAL REFERENCE FTW

[templarterror123]

dude... move away from the microphone when you breathe...

[Moymia]

Christian Chan we have missed you ever so much.

[thedarkspy2]

WE'RE FINISHED, THE TROLL HUNTER IS UPON US!

[strike1337]

COOL NARRATION ON THE SONICHU AUDIOBOOKS BRO

[SeanStrife]

Dear sir, I humbly request a gentleman's duel with you.  EN GARDE!

[sparksza1]

I now know of people to troll, thank you!

[TheBrazillianCat]

VampiricSpektor is actually a guy.

[SuperTrollBane]

Troll Hunter! The word on the Hopequaduct is that Boxxy is returning! It may be worth keeping an eye on her for potential trolling but I feel that the return of one such as her could send a message to the trolls and trolled alike. That if your will is strong then they can not break you! Maybe in time Christian Weston Chandler will return too!

[BadVibeXIII]

>: | You shall not take the spawning pool of Trolls down. Viva La 4Chan!

[SnatchKing]

not sure if troll

[wyrdhour]

Dear internet,

I thank you for your wonderful bounty you have offered up to my eyes today.

[electricmay8]

vampiricspector is a guy. idiot. if you're going to be a "troll hunter" at least know the people you're "protecting".

[slamaplaya]

... But he is grown up!

[MariMayhem]

Greetings dear sir. I would first like to say that you have a lovely singing voice. Second that I respect what you are doing. At first glance I believed you a misguided fellow on the path of white knight, but now I see your true purpose. A man wishing to protect such people would not so opening draw attention to those individuals as you have. Instead you have shown newcomers what not to do on youtube. It is admirable.

[videogamenostalgia]

This is a war that cannot be won. They have white knights, we have trolls; They send emails and letter to Chris-Chan, we take over the cwckipedia and use ED to bring the truth to light. And you're wearing a mask...jumping off rooftops...Now, take this new guy. Armed trolling, prank calling. Got a taste for the theatrical, like you. Leaves a calling card...

[FUBUXGEAR]

SALUTATIONS GOOD SIR AND MANY GOOD TIDINGS ON THE INFODUCTS!!

[bull068]

We are all thrall to the Great Old Ones, whether we know it or not!

[lefoxcoon]

I always look forward to your songs.

They are always awesome and I love hearing them. :0

[aavallone]

Chris Chan is Limburg.

[Ohflipsnap]

Hunter of Trolls, I appreciate all you are trying to do, but I don't think it's enough. Sure someone needs to stand up against the trolls, but a cloaked man with a camera user? I'm sure it's going to take more than just two people to stop the madness of this long living empire of trolls, especially since they have fleets! How you and Limburg are lucky to still be alive is miracle, but if I were you, I'd find other professionals to assist you and further strenghen the hopes of the less fortunate.

[ILuvTrollz]

Oh dear Troll Hunter. You speak of equality among the people of the internet, yet you yourself are causing a massacre of insane proportions. You glorify the equality of all lifestyles...excluding one? How are we, the Trolls of the internet, supposed to keep our people living, our children well fed with the little triggers we use to cause responses that feed Trolls? I swear to you, Troll hunter, you shall fall for the sake of our young and old. We shall seek revenge.

[MiHiVidz]

Count Graduon owns you and eats all your cookies, Troll Hunter. You're too much of a coward to face him.

ALL GLORY TO CLYDE!!

[analblazer666]

@MiHiVidz I make hanky panky in the butt of Count Graduon. Clyde Cash though is surely a troll to admire.

[analblazer666]

Though I have ceasely taunted you, you still deline all of my offers for a duel. Perhaps, you have only caught one troll in your life, and you have stressed the limits of thy skills. Regardless, I give you one more chance.

Fight me, or cower in your corner of the internet, claiming to be a false prophet for the high functioning autistics of the "hopequaduct". To think I feared the very mentioning of your name. I remember the bland rumors that you killed Tito the moor. I laugh at you. HA!

[TheHunterOfTrolls]

@analblazer666 Have I not already told you that I do not kill? I turn a blind eye to your impotent blusterings because you are as good as defeated already. If you did not fear me, you would not be idly boasting and making ludicrous challenges that no gentleman would accept.

[Ohflipsnap]

@TheHunterOfTrolls My liege, please ignore this "Anus Blazer" fellow; It's pretty obvious that he's looking for a way to kill you. And i'm not sure if you read my other post, but I really recommend that you find some other nobles to help you fight the Trolls. Perhaps some sort of formation of an anti-troll guild would help? Just a suggestion, sire.

[analblazer666]

@Ohflipsnap Little man, my only intention is to kill the troll hunter. I actually support your idea of rallying together more gutless cowards to fight against trolls. I'll teach those fools a thing or too as well.

[Ohflipsnap]

@analblazer666 "Little man"? You must think you're some tough guy. Remember this though: As long as we know each other only by internet, you cannot harm me or my computer at all. Besides, you don't even know who the Troll Hunter is let alone where he lives. Not only that, but an anti-troll guild would be almost as secret as Limburg behind the camera, so you would still fail to hunt them down. Last, the Troll Hunter hunts down people like you for a living, so trying to kill him would be suicide!

[analblazer666]

@Ohflipsnap Heh, we will see. 

[analblazer666]

@TheHunterOfTrolls Hmph! Good day then sir, I'm going to troll some abominations and laugh at your cowardous withdrawings each time I make one of them crash into slumber!

[Carnage1235]

You are a menace in your own right, so called "noble" troll hunter. Pray tell, what makes you think you're the one to save these grave beasts from the misfortune of our onslaughts? NAY, not misfortune, but we should be THANKED for our sieges. Without us, evil kings such as Christian Weston Chandler would be without a cause, and his fame wouldn't exist.

Does the beastly tiger thank the hunter for sparing his life once? No, he pounces! He takes his oppurtunity and then flees without guilt.

[TheTrolluminati]

@Carnage1235 This pathetic knaive knows not of what he has stumbled upon. What he chases after is far bigger than he, Trollbane, or any denizen of the internet. My suggestion would be that the Trollbusters cease their mission lest something bad happens to them.

[thenameless615]

@TheHunterOfTrolls wow, cool argument...

[Thahksis]

@analblazer666 Trolled.

[analblazer666]

@DXSXDXSXD Don't be a troll....

[bahamutkod]

Good Troll Hunter, you have opened my eyes to the heart of the internet. These people, to some, may be pitiful reprobates living in their own filth and madness but the trolls haven't the right to lay that claim upon them! May you be blessed for your work, good man, and may the righteous captain return to commend you for continuing his Cwc-legacy!

Give Limburg my best as well, if you would. His efforts, as well, in making the internet a better place have not gone unnoticed.

[GonzoDuke]

My favorite Butler since Benson

[FoxyMamaRox]

Dude. Give me that hat!

[thegravediggersdeath]

On behalf of all practicing followers of Cthulu, I would like to say..."Thank you, Troll Hunter."

[TheBoredomOtaku]

The Troll Hunter FTW!!!

[CowManProductions]

Sailormoonred1 is awesome

[ProgressiveAudio]

Oh dear, VampiricSpektor, I think he's more interesting than Chris-Chan to be honest.

[cloudzack1090]

I'm sorry man, but boxy is a bitch.

[L337MasterXD]

lol if only you saved christanu2ber from himself. I believe the troll hunter should use the troll's magic against them, go back in time and destroy/steal his computer. Thus saving him from being trolled in the first place.

[Stomplebane]

DEATH TO THE TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[kramcas2]

Amazing! Bravo! Your talent is boundless!

[CodyMordekai]

The return of "CUT!"

[BobDole128]

All hail The Hunter of Trolls!

[zeeroj]

Thank you for your service Troll Hunter, you always give me hope.

[Garlannd]

Grains of sand in the night sky? What

[samuraikarasu]

It's beautiful you're trying to bring back our fallen prince.

[spanketyspankety]

The Sailor Moon guy cracked me up

[AllanGardon]

THE TROLL HUNTER REIGNS SUPREME

[10191927]

Yeah. Boxy is quite cute, and for that, I forgive her past trolling transgressions.

[Bl00dyCh33rry]

What are you doing for the Christmas holidays, oh great Troll Hunter?

[LoranCehack]

You are a magnificent bastard. Long Live the Troll Hunter!

[Venefican]

thank god, its been far too long