The Lord of the Books of the 55 Arse-Hymens of Stone

[ebonifragaria]

Can it be?! The second coming of Dirty Potter!!

[AntitheticalSTRINGS]

CABBAGES AND DRAGONS AND POTATOES.

Ohyes.

[BFDK]

Damn.. how long did it take you to make this?? May Tolkien never listen to this!!

[zackfowler19601]

this was hilarious. it made gandolf sound like a dirty old man. great job with the word splicing.

[onexdata]

This is the best creation ever made. This is why God made man, so that man could make this, this incredible, amazing work of fantastic artistic talent, I can now die, knowing that there shall never be anything under the sun as breathtaking as what I have just witnessed in this post.

There is a God. There is a God, and he is good!

[AhcriSlate]

The songs are amazing

[MrLovington]

Why does this not have more views?! haha

[flyingcapsicum]

This was an admirable thing and altogether precious.

[inkmagnet]

I can't get through this. I keep having to pause it from laughing too much.

[LordSomarl]

Proudfaggots! PMSL

And in the corner alone...Some other cunts! Legendary.

[AhcriSlate]

The world needs more of this

[trudust]

The punctuation begat the empty space

the letters begat the punctuation

words begat the letters

pages begat the words

books begat the pages

volumes begat the books

libraries begat the volumes

yea, it was a fine, fine day. fine like a libraerian with glasses and long full bodied hair in slow motion shaken out of the bun.

moon pies and dripping creame pies from brazillian waxed, tight lipped, pleasantly licked to be slick cunts

[drphwoar]

@trudust You win the comment competition. But then, life is a neverending competition so you don't get nothin.... and then you die! Amen.

[trudust]

@drphwoar :) nice, I had forgot about this (a lot of the time I just randomly surf the net and leave spur of the moment comments) mostly feeding off what I read. I just took your idea and spun it.

thank you drphwoar

[dat459]

this is brilliant. please do harry potter next.

[dirtypottertube]

@dat459 derp

[kilderok]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..­..!!!!

[Chronische]

There must be more audiobook poops!

MORE!

[Ravusvita]

I love the part at 5:55

[KornzDarkInferno]

This is just fucking hilarious! XD

[Nautalus]

Somehow, I think by reading the books I laughed harder then I thought I could. Hilarious!

[Grayman666]

Actually, one more thing. Any chance of subtitles? Still a bit unsure as to the lyrics of Gandalf's song...

[drphwoar]

@Grayman666 Yep!  Added a caption file with the lyrics to the songs.

[Grayman666]

Dirty potter might have done it first, but this is far superior in my opinion. Please, PLEASE make a sequel ASAP. I think I must've listened to this at least one a day for the past fortnight... Absolutely fantastic.

[Hilakos]

It takes a lot to make my throat hurt from laughing. This, however, nearly crippled me. I was rolling around the ground, tears in my eyes, spittle foaming around my mouth. Thank you, you beautiful man.

[Mannike54]

and buh. XD

[godholio]

Fantastic.

[luvhair255]

I laughed so hard I think I cried.

[Nevexst]

I hope I speak for a great majority of the commenters when i say "MOAR"

[fenderjerk]

oh my god...cant breathe

[Folkyou1994]

The Best and funniest thing ever!! Thank you buddy!

[fluxx23]

I don't want to laugh at this but I can't help myself!!!

[ThePitofSidLord]

"You see? I have written 'Galfdalf is here in sprug"

I lost it there

Entirely childish, but I can't help but laugh at it all

[lrover03]

LMFAO!!! Amazing.. sort of a cross between LOTR, Mel Brooks, and Woody Allen. Freakin' hysterical it is.. :))

[IMMAOILMAN]

@lrover03 Not to mention James Joyce.

[TheKingOfShizz]

oh man this is GOLD

[PickledWhispers]

With the bone he boned my fuck-in... bottom.

[IMMAOILMAN]

I laughed so hard at this, I thought I was 10 years old again. I believe I have found the fountain of youth.

[tomservo3]

How did this get so many views in 5 days?

It's epic.

"A BOE-NARRRR"!

[Ludekuize]

theawesomer brought me to your outstanding piece of art. I'm glad it did, and I truly appreciate it. Bravo!

[HisEmptyHouse]

Your mashup is getting posted to news sites. Already I see it's at 25k hits. I have a feeling it's going to be at a million before too long.

[crowbe]

Go Hutcho! Love your work big chief.

[NegimaFaniac]

Quite possibly the best spent 10 minutes of my life. XD

[jayroberts]

That there be some funny shit.

[MattgyverTube]

Any way to get this as an MP3 or something? I HAVE to add it to my library!

[drphwoar]

@MattgyverTube Just for you my son, I made an MP3 version for your fancy American "eye pod".

Visit the link under the details to download it!

[mycatsgotfleas]

Are you an RMIT reject? I reckon this is brilliant.

[ImThatGuyUKnowSortOf]

I found this very entertaining... yet concerning... concerning that I laughed so hard at this..... whats happening to me!?!?! :0

[73hNils]

Poor Sam!

[tobias21774]

BO NER! Feel it....

[shaneo25]

dude, this is so fucking epic

[TheSupaFlex]

i can fap to this

[BrawlJuice]

MOAR

[loupywuff]

I don't remember laughing this hard ever.

[dylanbiles]

This is one of the more amazing things I have ever heard. Bravo.

[houseinatree]

It's like one huge game of innuendo bingo. Hillrious.

[gargoylepslychic]

With a bone he boned by fucking.............bottom.

[Abekillian]

By the Gods - this is hilarious!! How the hell did you do this... apart from having waaaaay too much time on your hands of course!

[drphwoar]

@Abekillian I make time solely for the purpose of making childish stuff like this :D

[Danno1850]

LMAO wow that was intense

[adayan]

This is by far the most brilliant piece of comedy I have listened to in an extremely long time.

[Wildcard1992]

roflmao

[OblivionKirie]

I was in tears halfway through this video. Good show! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[Markofsatan]

Time well wasted good sir!

[KebertXela1992]

My mother gave me the strangest look when she saw what I was listening to!

[georgieboy08]

FTW

[kleptordemagnifico]

It's like bad fanfiction. I can't stop listening.

[DeathNote30XX]

How the fuck does this only have 10k views? This epic audio clip needs more than that!

[dirtypottertube]

@DeathNote30XX My videos have been up for a lot longer and have even less views

[jeffjonez]

Stupidly Hilarious!

[toontown99]

i loled so hard! SO HARD!

[JonGthewriter]

Immature? Yes. Gross? Certainly. Inappropriate? Oh, most definitely. Completely brilliant? Absolutely.

[p1an0hands]

my face hurts from laughing

[onradcay]

stiffy is such a great word i laughed so hard

[PugOfDoom]

wow

[EPidemic489]

Good LORD, I had to pause this because I LITERALLY could not stop laughing! xD I just started crying, SHIT! And I'm only on the ONE-MINUTE MARK! FUCK!

[onradcay]

hahahahah

[rainsmee]

Would someone please make an animation to this audio.

[drphwoar]

@rainsmee I thought of it, but decided that even images would take away from the magic.

[HisEmptyHouse]

@drphwoar NO IT WOULDN'T.

[scottishthunder47]

This is remarkably amazing and amazingly remarkable. Well done!

[cassetteboy]

Great stuff, very well done.

[drphwoar]

Thanks! Thought you might like it!

[RobTFirefly]

Thanks to this I realize that although I may be a responsible adult, my brain is still a giggling 12-year-old. Cheers!

[johnnygossamer]

I cannot believe someone would take so much time out of their life to make this, but it is definitely hilarious.

[magknight]

"Like a gay, he plunge deeply into the back door"

[aer0soul]

god this is so dirty and juvenile that i almost cried. effing genius.

[TheFozzie24]

*Salutes*

Pure genius!

[peg45u5]

Amazing audio editing. It must have taken a long time to rough up a script and locate all the bits & pieces. I wish the video was mashed up also, with screen caps of the character's improbably grimacing O-faces.

[Highstar25]

fooks and brandyfucks! merry faggots!

[supermot34]

his cock plunged much faster than his girth promised into frodo's deep girly passage with steep moist walls of brown shit

...

D:

[HisEmptyHouse]

This is genius. I predict you'll get a ton of hits over this.

[elamaton]

Favorited. Utter magnificence.

[Fissioninferno]

MY MIND IS BROKEN FOREVER.

I COULDN'T STOP PICTURING IT IN MY HEAD.

IT BURNS.

[ohno144]

Pure Fucking Genius.