JackAss in a Hummer

[PegBundysMan]

Parents, HIDE THE HUMMER KEYS!

[umustdie1000timz]

H1- off road with a comfortable ride

H2- more of a street hummer but with some cash could be good

H3- fail

(caption for the video)

Hey guys I got a good idea lets take my luxury package h2 and swamp it I know I could have spent alot less and got the adventure package but I figured chrome rims and pirrelis would make it through and while I w8 for my buddy with a real truck to get me out I'll wach a DVD while my buddie gets a real truck fired up to pull me out

[jsuds12]

Hey didnt y9ou get the memo? Hummers are gay as shit and are for yuppies born with 4 inch or less dicks.

[extremepsychogamer]

for all the haters out there, even if it was an h1, it wouldnt have made it across because its so damn deep

[sf16alpha]

stupid fat guy

[tinderinc]

"thats bad" LMFAO!!! why would you drive your wanna be hummer into a ditch?

[Mi37591]

What a complete FAGGOT

[Benzdumpedon20s]

lol I love how everyone saiz "its not a hummer, its a H2" and most these people probably own a Chevy Cavalier ...

Be happy for people, dont hate coz your jealous

[DukeOfDaCam]

watch the Hummer H2 - Epic Slide Show !

[Bhaijan54]

how much is hammar

[ronaldbiz]

what happenedd afterrr???

[PegBundysMan]

@ronaldbiz Probably grounded for three months and his daddy shot his driver's license

[prariepunk]

God I wish I was there with my Jeep to pull him out then drive right through with out trouble!

[clarencecarr3]

That's more than 24 in.

[clarencecarr3]

Hummers when stock are made to ford 24 in. of water at 5mph that's better than any other Stock vehicle.

[drtbiker4lyf]

His parents are gonna be pissed.....

[gerultra]

noobs

[socesmoi]

i can't believe it!! He's so stupid

[magicalchair]

more dollars than sense

[vertosa22]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkk

[Villa13l]

Estuped guy..

[B4ller33]

dumbass.........

[xDarcangel007]

idiOt jajaja

[DHREVOLUTION]

how do people actually think the peice of shit h2 can actually do this shit?

[xpressteks]

Its likely that people who make comments like Jokerr920 are jealous and cant afford an H2, granted they are not for everyone, but they do server a purpose for some of us. That said - the guy driving this one is definately and idiot!

[magyari25]

no brain rich ass :DDDD

[australianmade74]

when i have a bad day i look this video up, and laugh my ass off. thank god for dumb asses that constantly cheer me up!!!

[1Waddup]

somethings are HARD to watch, what an abuser

[gorzkazemsta]

Ja pie*dole ku*wa mac jak on zapie*dala kocham to cudenko

[losercust]

not an h1. hello

[extremepsychogamer]

if this guy is a jackass then that doesnt mean all hummer drivers are jackasses

[dnohl75]

Its a SAV, suck ass vehicle

[dnohl75]

If the intake box was underwater it wouldn't be running, It would be hydrolocked.

[reachround123456]

fukin retard

[tombones99]

So great! That wigger never thought to actually check the depth of that backwoods bumbfuck river before driving his over rated POS into the drink. Better stick to playing the theme from Deliverance on the banjo on the front porch of his doublewide.

[coolpunkrocks16]

its an h2 not a damn humvee

[coolpunkrocks16]

if an h2 not a fucking humvee

[risi2]

niños grandes jugando con juguetes caros!!!

[twfiv603]

i hope that was his dads and he got his ass kicked for doing that... lmao

[Rac379]

that idiot just ruined a $60,000 SUV...

[sneakysnakepie1]

sweet hummer

[malaka426]

probs stolen

[chispaculpable343]

se hundio hasta las tetas el boludo.

[jinglezman]

what a moron

[HummerH2Productions]

That's one bad ass vehicle, but the driver is a dumbo!

[vendix101]

need bigger wheels

[logik316]

@vendix101

Needs a sealed ignition system and a fording kit.

[DmcBelgium]

nice way to destroy a lot of money..

[Fabio27638]

GLI HUMMER SONO DEI FUORISTRADA MITICI

[duckie4lifeENT]

As Much as People call this Guy a Jackass I call him a Winner. He Took a Shot at greatness and he messed up. Hats off for trying 

[stack720]

what made him decide to drive in a pond

[Mefreudi]

hahahahahaha the asshole ruined the car hahahahaha

[mmattyboy23]

EXCELENT title for this video

[TheGuruOfGuitar]

i like the H1s..

[mylespl]

Was that guy drunk? LOL

[mylespl]

lol

[victus401]

1-you have an h2 not an H1

2-you have no snorkel

3- I was doing your girlfriend in the backseat

[bighitter1980]

@victus401

That's weird, I was doing your girlfriend in your bed; weird!!

[h2opolodan11]

should have got a REAL HUMMER (H1), not the soccer mom edition... LOL!!!!

[LilNeroTheGreat]

smh

[skyline777]

omg, noob lol.

[faco16faco]

junk !

[johntrebec]

If only I could go back in time and mount the intake box lower....

[tato6779]

estupido de mierda no le hagas eso a un carro i have one and never in my life i do that estupido mula viva guate !!!!

[y0h3s]

"Keep the exhaust runnin'!" by knowledge-less idiot

[charlesz3]

is Just a FAT SUBURBAN!!!

[Gameconsoleman]

looks like he hydrolocked it

[VetteKiller2002]

none of these pussies wanna get wet lol

[DareOnlyGaming]

Where's the H2 Recovery Vehicle, AKA The Wrangler =)

[bigcmoore]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bet his daddy got pissed

[Echofromsomewere1]

hummer is an ofense to the humvee!

[TheDieqo]

so what? :D what will this video say? :D the Hummer is nice and ...not more

:D

[elimanning94]

Get a real hummer u pussy, or better yet learn how drive.

[007salim76]

Fuckun' Stupid!! lol

[gwarble1]

Can anyone say idiot

[pissonyou666]

Only can hope it costs several thousand in water damage.

[Hummerlove60]

Lol not everyone can get a hummer lol, that's probally why they don't like then lol

[Joshua543215]

this is a family hummer not a real hummer, hasn't all-wheel power

look like chiq, and the the low driver omg

[noodleninjaa]

Maybe he isn't "stupid", he could be legally retarded.

[shawty3197]

stupid red neck americans have no brians

[fxcxcrunner]

@shawty3197 What do you mean? I know "Brian" isn't the most popular name among rednecks, but "b" names like "Billy, Bob" and "Bubba" are so common that you'd think there would be at least a few "Brians" out there...

[shawty3197]

@fxcxcrunner  well even if he not a redneck he pretty damn stupid

[cameltoejoe69]

Didnt the guy not have this thing insured?

[websuspect]

I think the snorkel is an option.

[MrPoseidon91]

american's... lol

[weizhengt]

studpid red necks americans

[stoddcrew]

Why?

[Mephiles55510]

guy needs to know how to drive

[ore83]

Glorified Tahoe

[xxx8713]

I bet yu they stole it and just fuked it up before giving it back and that hummer isnt goin anywhere

[adubrd1223]

and we watch as his $70k h2 fills with pond water and destroys everything inside.... ahhh nice.

[Viruspirate]

what a dumbass lmao

[Sodiumreactor]

They didnt film the actual extraction? aww This couldve happened to anyone. Water probably was alot deeper than he thought.

[gardenofarcane]

Amerkian  ediot

[grotzy91]

ur an "idiot"

[xKILLZONAx]

my keep could do this!!1 and its worth 48k less!

[massmayday]

my 3k civic could doit to lol!

[verbod]

Mr RedNeck won the lottery ?

[DRFTBling711]

h2's and anything new sucks...anyone got a land rover to pull this guy out?

[Jokerr920]

To say "Hummer owner" and "douchebag" in the same sentence. is redundant.

[nitrousboy0311]

@Jokerr920 Why post the same shit on all hummer videos.

[Jokerr920]

@nitrousboy0311: Because the same goes for all Hummers.

[chrisjeepatv]

@Jokerr920

Never was ther a truer statement.

[extremepsychogamer]

@Jokerr920

and to say "jeep owner" and "Fucktard" in the same sentence is redundant.

[ImJoshHi]

@Jokerr920 stay the fuck away and take your shitty nissan altima with you, dick.

[extremepsychogamer]

@Jokerr920

to say a "jeep owner" and "imbecile" or "idiot" in the same sentence is redundant

[thinser]

Great comment! Hummer Owner=Douchebag!!

[cncfan]

IDIOT

[itti1977]

Boat?

[Hummers222]

that guy is stupid! there goes a lot of his money

[ronburgandy88]

People and they're commercial hummers.........you gotta love. I wish someone would explain to them that it is just a silverady frame and internals with a hummer body on top of it.

[justafatcell]

you called it by the T

[JLUDE01]

That's called hydrolock. Head could be F'd.

Even a fully prepped rig would have trouble crossing 4' of water.

[puldoal]

как движок воды не хлебнул:??)

[FPVsean]

if he had a snorkel he wouldve been fine, engine will flood now

[fasthonda]

More of a Tahoe than a Hummer though right?

[kpak44wh]

This should be a dodge commercial where a dude just rolls up and hooks it up dragging it out haha

[ispitwhenitalk]

hah hummers suck thats all there is to it 0llllll0

[B789c]

@ispitwhenitalk i agree but not the H1. h2 and h3 cant off road properly without been modified which is extra money

[battleship62]

dummy , that is a internally liquid cooled engine

[battleship62]

there is a reason for the roof escape hatch on a hummer.

[jamcousi9]

NY plates.... explains it all lol. Next time buy a real Hummer

[2fukWu]

Serioulsy, The "Intake Box"?

Clue: If Its Running...Its Above Water.

Nice Vehicle BTY, But Just A GM Truck.

[carlosfernandoeckel]

Mas é um Tonho da Lua!. hehehe

[beeenjaa14]

Idiota!! xd

[jinglezman]

what a moron lmao

[RonJohn500]

Dont give a weapon to a fool he will hurt himself and others... old rule....

[MVirtualReality]

I see this on the roads all the time. People driving big SUV's think they are gods.... until, of course, something like that happens.

[Kabourakias]

poso malakas borei na einai?

[ShroomsPower]

file to hummer to perase gia varka o ilithios! h apantisi stin erwtisi s ine oti ine kai megalos malakas!! An mpeis sto site tis hummer leei oti mporei na diasxisi potami ALLA to vathos tu neru na ine mexri ston miso troxo!

[amraymo]

complete tool!

[82porsche928]

The intake is on the passenger side of the engine on the H2. I have one so I thought I would let you people know.

[imckay14]

With a competent drive that hummer would have made it through this mere puddle no problem. I am not debating that an H2 is better than an H1, there is no question of the dominance of an H1. The main point here is that a vehicle is only as capable as the driver is competent.

[danzaistrike]

no, with a lift, mud tires and a competent driver it would have made it, stock, no

[grimster888]

let's have an in-depth conversation about beauty in functionality versus the asthetic preferences of the "pimp my ride" culture. H1s are the only real hummers...that and the sex act.

[leoparanoid90]

Yar I think this vehicle was un-important for him

[hummerdude123]

................ lol

[hummerdude123]

lol...........................­........

[dBfreaky]

yo dumb a!@ thats why you dont come stormin into a pond

[Omega3chimp]

he needs like one of those metal ropes in the front of his car or meby some extra grip of road tires could of saved him

[wowhomie1]

wait... so this guys decides to drive his hummer into a pond... and he is wearing 100 dollar driving shoes (puma) ha.... ha people r idiots

[Gangaleon]

what an idiot, wasting a hummer in that way, the hummers are strong but they are not designed to dive!!

[angeloscity]

aaawkward....how can he show himself after that..id have to drown with the truck..i couldnt show my self after that..im emberrassed for the guy..

[trooper98]

idiot

[22896pv]

Thank goodness a 4Runner came to your rescue and pulled you out! Forever in debt to the Yota man!

[Jasshands1]

uh ohhh i maade a mmiiissttake

[mememojo]

lol, fuck it!

[stormspinner1]

What do you call a Hummer in this situation? A BUMmer. And the person driving? Even DUMBer. LMAO! 5/5 stars, thanks for the laugh this morning. =]

[82porsche928]

They H2 don't suck that bad if you change the suspension to something like a Rancho or whatever I should know I own a H2 I have no problems now. But how can you people say bad things about them just because some idiot can't drive there H2 it's all about the owner/driver NOT the SUV I never had issues before I changed my suspension so until you ppl own a H2 or H3 you really can't say much except watching these idiot's embarass themselves.

[ganador13]

with a front stabalizer bar thicker than 35mm holding you in place, preventing much travel, automatic load leveling with an air preasure system that is easily confused due to the passive transfer case, hardly any clearance at all as far as offroading goes, and about 30 inch ALL SEASON tires? your aproach angle is probably about 45 degrees. not gonna go very far.

[Tr2u1ck]

uh oh

better call a powerstroke

[5alidal]

what a shame like the titanic sinking

[wildLyka]

Hey Rambo, this gas guzzling brick is made for mall crawling, not for driving across anything more than a field. Mowed that is.

[trailblazerkid]

0:30 2:34 you gonna burn in hell for that one

[trunky4ever]

hummer gets p0wn3d

[Senorwafflehouse]

h2 and h3 suck dick

[depravector]

idiota ,imbecil

[JLSsux]

you people are idiots all hummers (h2 and h3 included) come certified that they can drive safely in up to 30" of water. of course this guy is just being stupid and drove into like 4 feet of water but saying that a hummer is "just" a family car is incorrect aswell..

[crazykincardineite]

General Motors: Destroying the environment and the economy, one hummer at a time

[JeepMammoth]

Hey, I recycle, use solar power for 46% of my need, buy local, print on recycled paper, wype my ass with recycled paper, keep my car at least 15 years each and repairs them with recycled parts

Let me have my fucking hummer!

[crazykincardineite]

H1s are cool, but H2s and H3s are pretty pointless I think. Its the name that people go for. Like Yeah I have a hummer! it kicks ass! lol Theres a female teacher at my highschool who's been on a powertrip from day 1 and she drives a hummer, she also kinda old and a control freak, so just to be showoffy she'll park it with one tire up on somehting to show the articulation of the suspension. its pretty dumb

[ferrarix20]

i hate how ppl with hummers think that they can go anyware just because they think a hummer is a off road truck well its not and all hummer drivers need to get a life

[greasesicle]

I took a dump on a hummer once. In Foster City there is a walkway that goes over a Black Angus parking lot. I dropped a load and it landed on driver side mirror and windshield wiper. GREAT SHOT!

[thehand58]

what a piece of shit vehicle

that interior is gonna smell like a wet goat's taint

[WhoTheHellisKeith]

you know what that smells like?!?!?!

[thehand58]

c'mon guy it would be way to easy to say " your mom's box"

[WhoTheHellisKeith]

well - that identify's the funky smell in the house but it doesn't explain why you know what a goat's taint smells like

[thehand58]

I still have trouble talking about it to this day

[trailblazerkid]

he is so stupid

[MULTIANDRESPIPE]

you need is 4 hummer h3 in Colombia but the same color and I can not find possibilities to use to get the h3 have available 2000 million pesos

[Fujico6]

the orginal hummers are meant for offraod but the h2 h3 and so on are just family cars with decent 4 wheel drive this guys an idiot his cars not meant for this.

[zjbeast]

hummers are good for people who dont know anything about offroading. Or anything about cars. They think a stock production vehicle is better than an aftermarket one roflmao.

[newnewsfirst]

"why doesn't he get a snorkel?".. because hummers are shit offroad thats why..