Irlande Douze Pointe- Dustin the Turkey (Ireland Eurovision)

[fustyans]

Even the audience are booing .....

[flameybadger]

@fustyans What are you on about, this should have won!

[Louise8884]

luv 2 eat a turkey

[blackmind1992]

At the time of this video Ireland had the record for the most Eurovision wins.

In fact we still do.

We just didn't care anymore and thought we'd have a laugh with it by entering the cheapest act we could come up with. I mean really? A 19 year old felt puppet on a desk with spinning glitterballs? That's Irish humor for you. XD

[BunnyWithSunglasses]

Ireland is SO FRIGGIN COOL!!!!

[castoono2]

hola Prague, hello sailor...

Now, THAT was luxury.

[bobbin321]

The melody is so fricken catchy if they'd had different lyrics it had a good chance of winning.

[ThePom44]

...Also, why you Irish people hate your performance for Eurovision? I liked all your songs from 2006 to 2011 (♥JEDWARD♥). Performance in 2008 and 2011 were very funny and now for me Irish people looks like happy and funny people. (That's realy cool!!!) DON'T BREAK MY LOVE FOR BRITISH ISLANDS!!!

(I can have big mistakes, so try to understand what i was writing about:))))

[DonalCr]

@ThePom44 ireland isnt a british island

[ThePom44]

@DonalCr Oh realy... Thank's I didn't know it :))))

[patsybob]

@DonalCr depends, Northern Ireland citizens can apply for British or Irish passports and also their nationality. So its not kind of in-between British and Irish. Please be kind to foreigners they don't understand that it is technical Irish land. Also foreigners sometimes call the republic of Ireland as the southern of Ireland.

[lauritaxful]

this was my favourite

[Cheers4Techno]

LOL What the hell did I just watch?!!

[david31382]

some song boii

[blahtennis12]

people have no sence of humour

[ckolonko]

The Irish are fed up of winning.

[jpridge1280]

what an embarrassment!!!

[ronaldik14]

This song was the reason, why Czech Republic leaved Eurovision. People saw it and told: "Eurovision is only estrade shit." Next year was zero people watching, so we are not participating anymore. Really thanks, Ireland!

[milfordegan123kevin]

@ronaldik14 yeah a song is the reason why you quit the eurovision ? you sang about gypsies for god sake! and your saying this song is bad? they are singing about their voting history in ireland

[ronaldik14]

@milfordegan123kevin Yes, it is the reason... when czech singers and bands saw this, they didn't want to compete there and this Gipsies was the only who wanted... I hate them, you can be sure :)))

[milfordegan123kevin]

@ronaldik14 well i acc couldnt care less if czech left eurovision less competition for us :L

[milfordegan123kevin]

@ronaldik14 and there was much more worse songs like azerbaijan estonia spain finland latvia

[MrEiriku]

@KeryBoy2006 why write that then?

[midhful]

Man this is great

Never saw anything on the Eurovision coming even close to be as entertaining as this

[SaveTheArchitect]

this is a fucking disgrace..

[hawaiiixd]

they should at least put good looking girls in it

[GusF]

I'd take him over Jedward any day of the week.

[Nyckelring1916]

WIN

[snarf9966]

best song ever

[xxdunkalixx]

Greatest Troll Ever.



[BOOBMIT]

at the video poster ,this is shit hands up ,im like a mirror it is reflected back at you,

habbototaladdict.just except it.

[mivhaelaluvsjedward]

This is SO embarrassing =;/

[roryj123ok]

DISCRACE

[RnGGaming101]

Fail

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

Beautiful

[NeverAgain1985]

Worst decision for an Irish Eurovision entry EVER - EVER!!

[XxiloveGWxX]

God Ireland is great, no one can compare to us

[helgathedog1]

@XxiloveGWxX we should win the whole damn thing every fkn year! :D

[themoss]

anyone knows what's the thin girl called?

[xGoodyTwoShoesx]

this beats Jedward any day. 

[habbototaladdict45]

@xGoodyTwoShoesx Yes indeed it does.

[TheDejackamo]

irlande douze pointe

[TheSweetCookieMan]

Ireland .. Always crazy XDD I am already fed uo with jedward.

[kilupirukas]

Am I the only one who thinks that toilet seat is friggin AWESOME?!?

[madIrishone]

I cant believe that was 2008! time flys!!

[TheGamer101atRoblox]

It was genius though...

[TheGamer101atRoblox]

Europe just didnt find it funny :(

[twilightsucksdick]

better than jedward

[Ballyhook]

@thirteenfingers. Well actually i did look forward to it in the 8os and 9os.. More probably for the voting than anything lol. But this century is really awful. And jedward just got through tonite for us. Nuff said lmao

[intrepolo]

A piss take of a piss take!!!! Quality parody of Eurovision!

[BOOBMIT]

this was the shit,ireland had to present,a hand ina fucking glove ,i hope your happy

[habbototaladdict45]

@BOOBMIT FUCK YOU! If you did your research you would know

1. It was a FKIN JOKE

2. Dustin is an idol in Ireland.

3. This hand in a glove almost became president of Ireland.

[WeAllReviewMovies]

Remove the fact that its a puppet turkey, its actually a very passable eurovision song. :)

[Vanitas1992]

ridiculous

[sonicshootsyoface]

Win

[TheGodzilla4273]

this is cool

[Ballyhook]

@srbijazamene. Why the hell would we bother sending a good song now. It get nowhere. . Its political voting. . Not one song of the 21st century that won was any good. THE COMPETITION IS OVER. This yr. We sending jedward. . Big in uk and ireland. But usless fucken singers. There a joke. Perfect for eurovision .

[IhateJBjustinBieber]

I LOVED IT!!!Luckily this year Ireland has a good song again(i still remember the woman of greenpeace in 2006 or 2007...)

[KstewSweetface]

WTF is he on about ? Were sorry for Riverdance? Im Not.

[NeverAgain1985]

@KstewSweetface I agree, such a stupid thing to say. Its times like this I feel embarassed to be Irish!

[NUFCdab3st]

why the fuck did he not win?

[welshygirl08]

this was hysterical! taking the michael much?! hahaha

[TaivasItkeeLW]

This song is the best one. xD Brings only chaos and anarchy in my room. I was voting for them, shame they didn't win.

[XxLovelyLucindaxX]

i thought this was funny?

[richardidntwantodie]

What the hell were we thinking?

[thorgoos]

literally what the fuck just happened?

[TheMayfist]

fuck im proud of my nation

[ArsenicBlackgammon]

"I come from a nation, that knows how to write a song."

I almost shat myself laughing at that first line,

The UK claims to hate Eurovision, we actually want to win it because we want to be loved (no-one loves us ;_;). But kudos to you Ireland, this video definitely means that you really hate/can't afford to host Eurovision (We've all seen Father Ted), and its apparent in how you make Jedward this years entry.

Everyone loves the Irish! ;) Come on Ireland!

[xXAmericanKittyXx]

very funny xD

[tyronedogg]

It's funny at the end how he's like " CHEESE "

[waterstone21]

@tyronedogg He says Cheers lol.

[michielholland]

Winning ESF is like winning the paralympic games, nobody really cares.

[Knockl96]

in 2008 we had a turkey in 2011 we have two

[cahoot06]

@Knockl96 lol feel so sorry for my friends in the Emerald Isles, you have given us so much great music, Pogues, Undertones, Saw Doctors, Boomtown Rats, Frank & Walters.etc. Now sadly we have those Gob Sheens the Ejjitt Twins.

[ThePom44]

@Knockl96 Please don't call that Jedward!!! That make me cryT_T_T_T

(Latvia realy love them. But they never come to us:((()

[Trulyloyale]

@Knockl96 eheheh thumbs up x ur outstanding remark !!! Don't be too worried about it, you Irish are rugby world champions or very close to that ! ;-)

[JonLeibow]

Ireland was trolling Eurovision; I love it.

[crunched1000]

As if being Irish isnt embarassing enough, they send THIS to Eurovision. Listen to them all "BOOING"

[chopchop8916]

@crunched1000 How is being Irish embarrasing? (100% Irish person here XD)

[AnimeAlexis]

@finalfantasy696969 You know, I'd feel sorry for us too - if we were actually still trying. Eurovision's more of a fix than Bush 2000, better late than never in realising it!

[fbalda25]

Irelande rulz! i wished we Spain could keep up with ireland sending class act shows like dustin and wrong whole!!!! instead we send seriouse songs to a joke contest, sucks balls

[BBBBoylan]

We really do just enjoy sending twats to the eurovision!! Oh Us Irish!!

[YamiSatoshi]

You know, after downing a few, I've come to the realisation that when I'm as fucking hammered as I am, this act actually makes perfect sense, and I apologise for not being drunk enough the first time I watched this video to appreciate the deeper message behind these turkeys.

[Nitisvi]

Love this song :D

[raykee76]

The eurovision is shit and this makes that point quite well.

It is intended to be a joke.

[frostymintofdeath]

"oh europe where oh where did it all go wrong" - too true.

[GivenchyParisFr]

lol

[finalfantasy696969]

Ireland has this now Jedward... man I feel sorry for you

[MrAmazingfish]

Dustin Dustin Dustin true Irishman....And eurovision always has neighbouring countries giving eachother points

[Ballyhook]

@joe 123623 mispelt ur name. Comment below

[Ballyhook]

@joe1236230 yeah was watching them on the late late show. If their ever going to win anything ' there going to the right place. Ha

[Fallkonn]

Eire go brách saor in aisce!

[BarryMulholland58]

BEST EUROVISION ACT EVER

AND IT'S CATCHY

[TraXXXtar]

am i the only one that thought this was catchy? :P

[penmumble]

@TraXXXtar i think its brilliant!!

[tyronedogg]

@TraXXXtar I agree that it is too :P

[rubenvanaudenaerde]

@TraXXXtar

it is :D the beginning reminds me of fonzerelli - moonlight party :D

[deathray32]

What a train wreck... thank jazes it didn't make it to the final... no Irishman or woman would ever be able to show their face anywhere in Europe again.

[SuperTortoisedude]

Im irish but even I think we could have done better. Dont take me wrong I mean Dustins a funny turkey and all but singing isnt really his thing.

[meksikali87]

trashy

[sybilmoonbeam]

Eurovision, AKA Euro Musical Trollfest 20XX

[americastan]

Ukraines 2007 song (Verka Serduchka) was much funnier

[akaisling]

@americastan That song is the most fantastic thing to come from the Eurovision in so, so long!

[TheInternetCommentor]

dustin left that ''competition'' with no shame, it was a great kick up the arse for that

cringeworthy show.

[fcac20]

Congratulations for Ireland, a GREAT and BRAVE country.

[NATASHA12ist]

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[stoneoffarel]

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I had the scare of a life time when i watched that but i loved it once i got over the shock ;)

[hdfvcufge]

this is fucking scary

[djjaseuk]

I laugh everytime I see that... totally lost on certain countries who give their 12 points to their neighbours!

[djjaseuk]

I laugh everytime I see that... totally lost on certain countries who give their 12 points to their neighbours!

[SaNBeanz]

Glad to see Ireland send something daring. Really fantastic song from them!! Shame people don't have a sense of humour!! Yay for Dustin!!! ^^

[DonalCr]

tune

[squirrelpants3]

JEWARD FOR EUROVISION NEXT YEAR!

[SaNBeanz]

LOL. That would be interesting.

[boatmanzxc]

i like the way this is just saying 'up yours!' to eurovision.

[madaddybum]

why do people hate dustin the turkey? i'm irish and i'm surprised that people didn't like him. i liked him all my life. if any haters were irish they would know that dustin used to be a children's TV host and little kids like him too.

[AnnoyingBeast]

ireland trolled the shit outa europe

[GWolfV3]

@AnnoyingBeast

dustin has a talent for that

[RawJobber]

Thing is, Eastern Europe should of voted for this considering they are responsible for nearly destroying the show the last decade. Ireland was only playing them by their own game.

[MrNintoku]

I'm from Aus and when i saw this I immedieately thought they would win. But I think they got disqualified.

[dedexx599]

@MrNintoku they didn't they where a point behind the last that got through.

[gigjan]

2nd best ever, after Telex - Eurovision

[Ballyhook]

We irish now see how much a joke tat the eurovision has turned into.neighbouring countries voting each other in. And the the music now is just awful. So we put in a turkey for a turkey show. Thats what happened here

[stoneoffarel]

@Ballyhook cheers ;D

[joe123623]

@Ballyhook if you think this is a joke brace yourself were sending jedward this year

[SrbijaZaMene]

@Ballyhook

You say that, but actually you stop sending good songs, and all songs of your country sent in this milenium are big fuckin' shit, so cover your ears and shut up, and send a good song again, for a change.

[madIrishone]

@SrbijaZaMene Hey u shut up nd leave Ireland and @Ballyhook alone! We will send a good song when the voting goes back to being fair and not all d neighbours votin for each other! and btw if u didnt like all ireland's millenium entries why did u bother watching this video...? so yea shup and get off these videos!

[madIrishone]

@SrbijaZaMene and u have nothing to talk about the state of your countrys song last year and d state of ur man on it to hahahaha! Hypricate!

[habbototaladdict45]

@SrbijaZaMene Wow, all against one country? Your either just really idiotic and rude or really racist.

[thirteenfingers]

@Ballyhook "How much a joke eurovision has turned into."?

I thought it was ALWAYS that bad. ;o)

[Leatherfacedcrbjocke]

Half turkey, half vulture. All troll.

[Adrianaofficial]

ha ha ha XD im sorry but only the irish would truly appreciate how funny this is! unless you really no who dustin is im sure people wouldnt have found it that funny! ha ha ha

[xxfairyprincessx]

@Adrianaofficial yea i agree! ya grow up watchin dustin so its sort of an irish thing! others would just think its stupid

[carrot186]

We will never live this down!

[1090stapeler1090]

G-o-b gobble b-l-e yeah

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki,

Hola Prague, hello sailor, c'est la vie,

Auf wiedersehen, mamma mia and God save the Queen

G'day Austria, bonjour Serbia, you know what I mean

[1090stapeler1090]

Oh I come from a nation what knows how to write a song Oh Europe where oh where did it all go wrong C'mon, Irelande douze pointe Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan's gig Shake your feathers and bop your beak Shake 'em to the west and to the east Wave Euro hands and Euro feet Wave 'em in the air to the turkey beat Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! Irelande douze pointe! To the funky beat

[1090stapeler1090]

hahaha this is sooo funny. im irish... we jus put this thru as a laugh and to take the piss outa the eurovision. im sorry but a dancing turkey in a kitchen table frm ikea with lights all over it, a fat dancer and singer and 2 crazy dancers allll dressed horribly. whats not to like? and if u liste to the lyrics its soooo funny... il put them up.

[elgoGogle]

HA! This is great. This song has all the elements of a ESC song - flesh, crazy lights and costumes, an excess of background dancers and noise. How can anyone still take the ESC seriously. 

[96fredrik]

Worst ESC song ever.

[Supacloxxx]

at the time it was funny but now itz sad........

[lilyallen35]

does someone can tell me what the song is about (sorry for my english)

[2010DarkDevilUK]

WTF Were they thinking?

[sam1408kay]

lol



[smurfball]

no sorry he hates the english hahah scumbags

[dogandhorselover12]

this makes me proud to be irisg go ireland

[XxGiggleFlossxX]

Im Irish and im glad we put this in xD its just for a laugh xD Go Ireland ;D

[3litz4eva]

The whole population of Ireland (hopefully) was shamed! =(

He should have never been allowed to enter at all =

[thehumangoing]

@3litz4eva we just put it in for a laugh... at the time it was funny

[3litz4eva]

@thehumangoing ohhhhh, i tout they were serious lol

[bobbin321]

Better than Niamh.

[Avrilett]

@bobbin321 wtf ????

[3litz4eva]

@bobbin321 ur joking right??

[tricasgood]

By the way it's called lowering level.If You we're winner so many times with really good songs, what made you downgrade such a good performance from last years?Breakfast roll song would be better than this guy. He doesn't have a bit of good manners-burping, farting on the radio in Ray Darcy's show thinking it's funny and then suddenly becomes national hero and represents Ireland on Eurovision? This is what you call education and progress???

[SuperOnlineCinema]

@tricasgood Maybe you should stop talking about education if you can't understand the word "trolling". We trolled Eurovision hard. It wasn't meant to be serious or have a chance at all! We just got sick of the stupid voting and decided to take the piss.

[bekkancupcake]

i love my lovely horseeeeee and i just loveee dougle ted jack........

[tartantarget]

Ireland had to lose, surely the cost of hosting the contest over and over again is insane? Would you really want to keep footing that bill year after year? I'm reasonably sure they deliberately submitted the shittest possibly entry on purpose. Even "My Lovely Horse" had a better shot of winning than this.

[MudHut67]

@tartantarget

HAY! don't did My Lovely Horse!

[adri1234567891]

this entry is a disgrace to the irish people

[FS2004RULES]

I am ashamed that this was put as our 2008 entry. It was a disgrace. He can't sing, the song was shite in general. Ireland have won the eurovision 7 times and to put this shite up was an insult to the men and women who won it for us. It was shocking. NOT FUNNY. STUPID,SHAMEFUL AND DISGRACEFUL.

[clivebull1]

If this had got through, the UK would have most likely given it 12 points. What might have been...

[utubecrazy98]

Emm why did wee puut him in no offence hezz unreaal buuh hee puut us taa shaame no offence duustin yhuur still a leegend ;)

[TOMpey200]

LoL TOO FUNNY!

[footstatic]

Dustin for president!!

[Tigger6677]

lolz, just...lolz. In the midst of chaos, we keep our sense of humour and enter what can only be construed as the best eurovision entry ever.

[superbunny27]

This should have won Eurovision. It really shoud've. Frankly, I'm dissapointed.

[MrBubbaGump1]

Ireland are the biggest legends ever putting this song into the eurovision lol

[DarthAcaila]

Best. Entry. EVER!

[MrEimas]

i live in ireland nd hez pretty famous haha

rofl LOL XD

[AMG999222]

The reason why we sent this "Joke" is because at this stage ireland wont win the eurovision so, they said " Fk this, lets send dustin for the craic".

[TheSuppilo]

thsi is fucking Bullshit

[swashdonebackswash]

what the fuck why did we send dustin we just shamed ourselves stupid stupid ahhhhh!

[AaronMeaney9]

I had Dustin for Christmas Dinner that year, I got Violently ill, no rly lol