Louis C.K.-Chewed Up part 1

[matthewjamal]

*insert pointless debate about the word NIgger Here*

[VermilionSteed]

That nigger faggot cunt has got balls.

[TheLast2nd]

This just in; People from Phoenix are Pheonicians.

[Kneleist]

30 faggy nigger cunts dont like this video

[autobot69000]

there's something about the way he says "fuck" that's just so...righteous

[crudhousefull]

Okay this dude won me over with his comment about people are afraid to suck dicks. People are trained to be homophobic and gay people ARE brave to go through with it and also to stick with it. RIGHT ON!

[autobot69000]

@crudhousefull this achieved what exactly?

[cryotimber]

@autobot69000 It made him feel better about himself.

[autobot69000]

@cryotimber it's that easy?! you've just saved me money on therapy good sir

[CoolerKing37]

In the thumbnail you can tell he's talking about sucking a dick.

[fc2kz2]

as seen on: 'military photos'

[DrCrok]

mmmmmm t mobile commercials.... you get me oh yes you do...

[adriangization]

the guy is hot..shut up faked! schaut auch mal mich an...an bu aus franken...

[usindependent50]

@eddshomie

Appreciate the upload but cut out the ads. It not your material you do not deserve any of the profit.

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

@usindependent50 He doesnt get any money for this. Since google bought youtube, they throw in ads with every video. download adblock for your browser, no more ads.

[Lithiumized]

Did he just say the N-Word?

[buffalotamer]

No skyrim quotes? AWESOME!!!

[H2OHBOM]

@buffalotamer I didn't even remember skyrim jokes, then I took an arrow in the knee just to ruin your day.

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

@H2OHBOM lol, I hate you. That damn quote is every where!

[buffalotamer]

@H2OHBOM Like a simpleton like you could ruin my day.

[Jmeez69]

30 ppl are being faggot cunt nigger deers

[joeyjojo]

"Somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka!"

[enkhrypthor]

Flash at 9:29

[blzraven27]

@enkhrypthor was looking for tits

[RICKKOLBERG]

Dislike? really? "Quit bein' a faggot..." ha ha ha hah

[StripesElephant]

It's impossible to drink or eat anything while watching this!

[SkyrimTownGuard]

I used to be a comedian like Louis C.K., then I took an arrow in the knee.

[TheJoe903]

how i would have told that nigger joke

I went to a coffee house and the cappuccino he made me was great so i thought "that nigger made the shit outa my coffee" and i wonder why im a broke line cook

[jiffinbigles]

lol this guy is amazing

[jbnboland]

anyone else see that creepy "would you rather commercial"? what the hell

[90mphBackhand]

" Someone shoot that CUNT with a Bazooka!!"

[lebmafi]

" I don't call anyone a Cunt... Except my mom cause she likes it for some weird reason.."

ahahahahahaha LOOL

[919richie]

u can tell hes high

[1y9b9b]

@919richie

how would you know

[919richie]

@1y9b9b because he said it in an interview

[MSIxxSTONECOLD]

"That nigger just made the SHIT out of my coffee!"

[TheAtruumVeritas]

"not your age plus" -video cuts out- GAHH AGE PLUS WHAATT???

[IronSheek8]

This bit, nearly echos George Carllin's bit from the 60s or 70s.

[NicholasGrayOfficial]

Upvote ANYTHING Louis CK

[geeongee123]

The Howling dooo whatever thing hahaha. This man has an absolutly unbelievble gift. HE IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON I HAVE EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER HEARD. if u ever read this Louis, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU DO. i cant stop laughing @ him hes fuckin awesome. and hes one of those comics that i could lsten to more than once. Some comics are funny once then arent really good for repeats but Louis can do it!!!! I cant say enough good things about this guy. Shameless, Hilarious and his show are all GREAT!

[EliteXxTaNkXx]

@geeongee123 He will never read it unless you pay him :)

[j11430]

Somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka!!!

[G0DLIKE911]

cunt duke ^^

[irsheft]

Your age plus what????

[irsheft]

That nigger made the shit out of my coffee

[GuruPremierGangStarr]

pause at 3:53

[nastyburgers91]

his fatassery only adds to his comic genius

[SayQueso17]

@Rickswars can i gently place my balls in your mouth?

[Rickswars]

@SayQueso17 I'm not gay,i'm straight,go to a gay night club and get you a date their.

[matthewjamal]

@nastyburgers91 haha fat assery? 

[TheAbrahamsf]

"That nigger made the shit outta my coffe" hahahaXD

[DarkFottloch]

i disagree with the butterfly part, cause once you get closer to em, you realize that they look like moths with bigger wings...yuk

[TheInternetOgre]

i was there!

best saturday ever

[MegaCatman12]

top comments....we all heard him say it....you're a fucking faggot for reiterating it.



[nastyburgers91]

@MegaCatman12 you mad

[xJONROBSONx]

@MegaCatman12 Haha, especially when the quote isn't even right, like the top one now.

[MegaCatman12]

@xJONROBSONx haha i wasn't even aiming for top comment lol, but when I read your reply, i lol'd so hard.

[xJONROBSONx]

@MegaCatman12 :)

[smittieh]

@MegaCatman12 Thank you for helping to repair youtube.

[ronaldli5]

Are his jokes scripted because everything seems to piece together (him bringing up the topic of 'faggot' after he calls someone who said 'hi' a 'faggot'), or is he just very natural?

[whytelyteCHOSENmc]

@ronaldli5 Stand Up comedians practice ALL the time

[eyesofthetruth91]

@ronaldli5 i just think he is very well rehearsed

[Fishy2shoe]

@ronaldli5 all comedians are scripted..

[coolkat613]

@ronaldli5 It's most definitely scripted. he writes his own material but he is so great that it just appears like a natural conversation with an audience.

[olaftheviking14]

@eddshomie nice advertising for DSP. i love that guy!

[ComplexPattern300]

That nigger made the shit out of my coffee.

[fathersky5]

Holy shit, they've already lost it three minutes in. This man is powerful.

[jayrusty]

Chris Rock stole the faggot joke for his Shoot The Messenger ??

[69beeker]

He is a Funny Mexican...

[GrayStudios]

What the...an add? This is an illegal post of someone else's content, and it has an add???

[loveincup]

"Butterfly" actually means vigina in vietnamese :))

[CrimesonWitcher]

@loveincup She I never though I'd see one of my own taking the time to write that one youtube. Fuck yeah that's funny!

[JusDuckie]

He is SUCH a cutie!! I would totally suck his dick.

[SRM2486]

@JusDuckie

That's bcyou're kind of a slute.

[pr0fet]

@SRM2486 What is a slute?

[Gh0sty1]

@pr0fet Clearly he was referring to slut. Don't be a fucking idiot.

[chonchacon05]

firme

[darkshado223]

When a vagina is pouring out blood, that's when you call it a cunt.

[smores4breakfast]

Louis c.k, I love your stuff.

And they bang the pitcher on the counter to seperate the foam from the milk.

...And i'm sorry for being a faggot.

[irt3hsaint]

@smores4breakfast It's actually to remove the large bubbles from the milk.

#I'mafaggot.

[JoeyWillNihalTrio]

He DEMOLISHED three cuss words in under 10 minutes hahaha

[Kennethmchandler]

I'd like to see Dane Cook get a slow clap from his audience.

[jaggedsigns3O11]

louis ck is the only reason why i still have hope gingers DO have souls :D

[RCMatthews93]

Disliked because you're promoting that fat autistic faggot DSP.

[flyassasin1]

@RCMatthews93 wow because your one dislike is just so important to a year old video shut up grow up and stop being a faggot

[FelipeVallium]

"Quite being a faggot and suck that dick!" Rofl

[destructor1106]

"Quit being a faggot, and suck that dick!"

[hermeschbird]

Louis you are so in the closet...

[Machinex3Gun]

Louis CK in Boston.

holy tits, i would've loved to go to that show!

[mcfarlin505]

"each new dick must take something outta ya" holy shit that's great

[jwotastic]

"Don't hide behind the first letter like a faggot, just say nigger, cunt."...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hanskfheag]

@jwotastic Thanks for ruining the punchline after 7 minutes of build-up. :)

[givemesomeheadho]

@Hanskfheag people do that, comments are people favorite punch lines, what they liked about it, your ignorance of this subject is nobodys problem

[Hanskfheag]

@givemesomeheadho Does this line of thought count for spoiling movies as well?

[givemesomeheadho]

@Hanskfheag iv'e not watched a movie on youtube, i'm sure you go to one you'll find out...

[Hanskfheag]

@givemesomeheadho I'm not talking exclusively about YouTube. I'm talking about the logic you supposedly used to counter my complaint of a spoiler being the top comment on a YouTube video.

[givemesomeheadho]

@Hanskfheag if i stated something it wouldn't be supposedly, i'm just saying watch the video first then go to the comment box, and your delima will be solved

[xalener]

@orreary7

yeah, but that was a dragonfly.

[mayhemmagnet]

I dont feel good, I ate too much and masturbated too recently!

[yothatsbert]

"quit being a faggot and suck that dick" LMFAO

[13aleej13]

"That nigger made the shit out of my coffee!!" lmfao (:

[jesusonmyside44]

who the hell would dislike this

[dawodchatha]

@jesusonmyside44 18 coffee niggers

[jesusonmyside44]

@dawodchatha lol!

[spoojing]

the butterfly looks good, its healthy, good color LOL

[karlgrafstrom]

fucker661 - maybe he was just retarded, like you

[elmamututu]

6:58 was funny as fuck!

[rubbersole79]

damn he's good

[legozombie9000]

18 people are faggots

[bensimps123]

i liked the half arsed clapping at the beginning

[toolff83]

I love when you tells the story about how his daughter coughed directly into his mouth..."That is borderline retarded behavior!"

[ChargersFan08]

doesn't faggot mean a bundle sticks?

[maiwork6666666]

"He wasn't black, that's just what was in my heart"

Louis CK spends too much time on /b/, lmao

[devartdjkyota]

I remember having coffee at the Howling Dehhw.

[karlgrafstrom]

what a politically correct imbecile - so he never new faggot meant male homo - right! - so not funny.

[cmoore346]

@karlgrafstrom if comics were politically correct they wouldnt be comics

[Mcblake13]

@karlgrafstrom shutup faggot

[fucker661]

@karlgrafstrom he said he didn't know it as a kid. maybe if you actually paid attention instead of acting all righteous, you would know better. also, shuddup faggot.

[karlgrafstrom]

what a politically correct imbecile - so he never new faggot meant male homo - right! - so not funny

[toolff83]

He is one of the best current comedians imo. Not only is he hilarious he is smart as shit. His bit about his daughter asking him "why" was a borderline philosophical exercise. And there are 17 non-contributing zeros.

[cmoore346]

@toolff83 ha!

[jiffinbigles]

he's a funny ass mexican

[MsNumba1twilightfan]

"insert quote of the video we just saw"

[gigarumesh]

Faggot, FAAAAAAGGOT!

[Falcn14]

quit bein a faggot and suck that dick

[49redskies]

you run into somebody, "ugh she knows -_-" HAHAHA TRUE

[waterbuggg]

lol hes good...

[xxWickedLifexx]

That's plural for penis, that I invented today.

[SprocketPeeps]

SPENDITOL? Not clever and ill placed.... and FUCK Youtube for shoving ridiculous political ads that LIE into our heads when we're trying to find something to make us laugh. FUCKING REPUBLICANS... pathetic.

[GreenGearMood]

I'll tell you what word offends me the most: Fresh.

Whenever I hear that fucking word, I want to beat someone's brains out. People use it for everything like it instantly sharpens the value. "Fresh Produce", "Fresh Deli", "Fresh Seafood". If you put it infront of ALL THREE OF THOSE THINGS at the grocery store like that, do you even need to use it?!

People just use it arbitrarily to give people a waterless sense of safety

[zencat999]

o.k. "cats come in all different colours and temperaments but we always seem to have more than enough kittens" A. Lincoln its only skin colour ! get broader backs, thicker skins and GROW THE FUCK UP OUT OF YOUR SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSE OF RACE! and besides...its a stand up comedy act..I we are all human..we come in different colours..and I think that that is fucking hilarious and perfect fodder for comedy. to be hatefull is the crime..to use our diffs as comedy is fine. peace

[michaelmarijuana]

"Quit being a faggot, and suck that dick." I love how ironic that statement is.

[Waffle281]

"Oh my God, I have all the stuff right here!!"

[fulldrulle95]

17 people needs to stopp being faggots

[Bi2Tsar]

@fulldrulle95 No. You do.

[fulldrulle95]

@Bi2Tsar your dad does

[Bi2Tsar]

@fulldrulle95 Kid, you're not being original at all. All you are is a TOOL. Learn to be just a TINY bit more original :D Because both of your comments, are what I would have expected from an average internet FAGGOT. Danke, have a great day :D

[fulldrulle95]

@Bi2Tsar Why do i care what you think of me? You dont even know me and all you are is a DOUCHE who insult people for the feeling of superiority. Bitte, get aids and die ;D

[Bi2Tsar]

@fulldrulle95 That first sentence has a point since I don't give ashit about you either XD

[fulldrulle95]

@Bi2Tsar good then lets stop bitching, and watch one of the funniest men alive :)

[Erk1982]

Whoever decided to put advertisements on Youtube is the biggest faggot of them all.

[michaelmikelmicc]

@Erk1982 /watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk

[masterkayaki]

guys in the thumbnail, you are ruining the punchlines

[MrBakinslato]

best thumbnail. ever.

[cheechanchux]

Hahaha no one likes brydon189

[KrfNYC2]

Funny.

[brydon189]

17 faggots watched this video

[Fishy2shoe]

@brydon189 Shut up and go suck a bag of dicks, faggot.

[MarilynMansonMan01]

@brydon189 got a problem with faggots?

[tmanofpolley]

You're awesome because you promote DSP! xD

[supercoolnickdude]

Shut up and suck that dick

[supercoolnickdude]

Thumbs up if your a fagget

[EliteXxTaNkXx]

@supercoolnickdude How about i thumbs down and flag for spam for being a thumbs up whore.

[IBfreshTV]

faaaageett!!

[milsont0]

I masturbated before watching this video...he knows.

[tonymlg91]

the howling doooo

[samur3]

Dane Cook has 16 youtube screen names

[straightfromvirginia]

@samur3 - hey, ive been wondering this a while. why does dane cook have so much bad publicity. i thought daniel tosh disliked cook because he wants to be the better daniel. but now you saying that has got me wondering.

[Fisticuffer245]

@samur3 But he only needs one to watch his specials and steal jokes from HAHA

[LefteesAssassin]

@samur3 shut up faggot

[kebubas]

This guy is a f*c*in talent !! :DDDD

[Razagul319]

i process the shame by taking a hour long shower :o

[joementum5]

plus what? PLUS WHAAAAAT?

[tearupthisbook]

"Quit being a faggots and suck that dick!"