How To Speak Danish - Lingo Bingo Denmark

[mustikat]

that ass 2:00

[AmadeaCordula]

Tivoli is not the oldest amusementpark in the world. It is the second oldest. The oldest is also in Denmark and is called "Bakken".

[henr9155]

Jeg kan godt li' det der han siger: "Denmark is a beautiful country, with the worlds most happiest people!"

[Circhily]

It is illegal to escape from prison in Denmark :)

[TokyoZeplin]

Oh come on guys, this is actually pretty funny :D

[EmMaNoWe]

Haha :-DD

[TroWu]

Why in the world is he holding a pancake when he is talking about smørrebrød? (O_o)

[DragonG94]

OMG!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!

[DesertDragons13]

I can't believe I actually learned something from this guy. I learned something from Poo.

[NamoTVDK]

This guy in Denmark we would call him: Spasser!

[NamoTVDK]

Har du roterende fis i kasketten mean; Do you have rotating crap in your hat? which means. Do you think about stupid things in you mind.

[KaptajnKaffe]

actually, if you are 30 and still single- we shower you in pepper =P

[EmiBilKro]

Ærgeligt at Tivoli IKKE er den ældste forlystelsespark i verden - Det er nemlig (Dyrehavs)bakken.. Men tæt på..

To bad that Tivoli isn't the oldest amusement park in the world - It's Dyrehavsbakken (or just Bakken, which means The Hill).. Close enough though :)

[retroprosa]

Hvorfor holder han en pandekage når han snakker om smørrebrød?

[ButterBoyism]

@retroprosa pga de ikke har smørrebrød i alle lande.

[IngvildBieber99]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH­, OMG "fodseldagen" hahahaahah

[krele997]

lol his "danish" sounds more like swedish... i want more!

[Rikke2011]

hahahaha he can´t speak Danish at all ;D

[ppddoogggg]

haha xD Den er sku da mega sjov :P

[supersuperbenny888]

fis i kasketten??? Det siger jeg sgu aller :D

[duder265]

Thats funny

[TheKisshu1997]

''Taler De engelsk?'' WTF? XD Vi er ikk i det 19 år hundrede mer'.. XD

[lassierigby]

Funny as shit. The insult "sign" is English, not Danish

[WakeyBakay]

@lassierigby So what you're saying is that people could just go up to people and say "f*** you" as it isn't Danish? :P

We might not use it but every Dane (Or most) knows what it means...

[lassierigby]

@WakeyBakay det der er jo en stor fed løgn! De fleste danskere ved ikke at det betyder fuck you/off, og det basere jeg ærlig talt på personlig erfaring som du nok også gør. Noget helt andet er, at det er så engelsk som det kan være, så hvorfor skulle de fleste danskere kende til det?

[kale123456789kale]

if you disser my country again fuck you up!!!!! bitch

[ha181293]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... xD -I'm Danish -and that was very funny and those words and sentences were very bad pronounced ! -It almost sounded like german... -But funny as hell, though I don't recognize the 'insult signs' .. o.O

[Thepowerofpixels]

WTF



[Allitremains]

wow dude, you gotta practice on that danish (: the danes would never understand what you are saying to them ; D

[mads065m]

haha Så kan det da være at folk faktisk lære Danmark at kende.

[henr9155]

This 'show' is very PATRONIZING for us DANISH PEOPLE!! And you are so much pronounce aying the words wrong!

[Ryuulinh]

@henr9155 bitch please Danish joke are nothing but PATRONIZING other races.. grow up you little crybaby

[Rikke1205]

Det dér tolker jeg som en fornærmelse -.-

[SuperFlyCornDawg]

@Rikke1205 Hold da op...

[Rikke1205]

@SuperFlyCornDawg Hmm.. De burde da finde én der kunne tale sproget sådan nogenlunde..

[SuperFlyCornDawg]

@Rikke1205 Det er jo en joke at han ikke kan udtale det rigtigt.. Ved du hvad ironi er? O.o

[EnGrapefrugt]

I lol'ed so hard. "Copenhagen!" 

[Narhullet]

Wauw.. I didn't even know pineapples were banned! Better stop eating them then.. ;)

[henr9155]

@Narhullet Det har jeg heller aldrig hørt om...?

[whackycute02]

his head wiggles and expression is hilarious :D

[whackycute02]

this is all wrong!!!!!!!hahahahaha:D

[danishfixierider]

its all wrong

[AND2189]

We are eating house...

[majamusen1]

Tillykke med fødselsdagen *

[majamusen1]

Smørrebrød*



[majamusen1]

He can't speal danish and don't have the right accent.

[DKbeatlefan]

@majamusen1 Lol, du kan ikke engang selv stave ordenligt engelsk :i

Pinligt...

[majamusen1]

@DKbeatlefan Det kaldes skrivefejl

[DKbeatlefan]

@majamusen1 *stavefejl

[majamusen1]

@DKbeatlefan Nej, jeg kan godt stave, skrev bare for hurtigt til at ramme den rigtige tast.

[DKbeatlefan]

@majamusen1 lol, shit happends :P

[majamusen1]

@DKbeatlefan ..??

[SuperFlyCornDawg]

@DKbeatlefan *happens

[Bressing123]

is this supposed to be a joke or is this serious? :D

[LineaTokyo]

fuck dig

[TheRenekruse]

LoL funny video. However he made a mistake tivoli is not the oldest amusement part in the world, it is the second oldest, but denmark also has the oldest, which we call bakken.

[BellaGinnyGirl]

Jeg er dansker, hvorfor ser jeg det?

[zimon38]

@BellaGinnyGirl Fordi at du er emo og din mor er narkoman

[zimon38]

@BellaGinnyGirl Spurgt

[vasemedroserii]

Kraftedeme pinligt at være dansker med jeres åndssvage snæversynethed.

[lassierigby]

@vasemedroserii GODT SAGT!

[Bellabachir]

I love how I live in Denmark and I haven't gone to Tivoliet... (The Tivoli ;D)

[SofieMarie3]

That's so wrong! xD

[onepieceofpieplease]

"You have a rotating fart in your hat."

[hamershoj]

Hey poeple who NOT come from Denmark... Don't try to learn Danish of this man! He sucks... And just one thing: Rød grød med fløde :D

[xAnneP]

... WTF?! :)

[TheLassej]

LOL im danish and he is funny xD

espasically his accent xD (not supposed to be racist)

[MrGurpreet002]

he is talking like stupid,,he thinks he is smart,,dumb ass

,he doesnt know how to pronounce danish,i am feeling bad coz he is from india..from my country,,,

[Line8pigen]

Okay, i'm danish, and to me... This was just SO funny!!! ;'D

[EmilDWinther]

Haha, he is funny :P And so what if he is wrong about the danes.. Nobody watches this anyways

[pendehassen]

fucking hindu.. teach me!

[UnknowsDK1]

lol those hand signs are fake?? the first one is real but.. its in germany. din grimme inder!

[gnawershreth]

Just looking at the comments here, I'm thinking you missed one important point.

"Young Danes are some of the biggest asses around." lol

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Tag jer dog for fanden sammen, møgbørn. Hvis nogen her præsenterer Danmark i et dårligt lys, er det sgu da jer.

Der kan næppe være nogen tvivl om, at dette "program" ikke skal tages alvorligt. Han kalder sig selv "Poo" og der bliver brugt dåselatter og billeder som baggrund.

Suk..

[XMiiiizX]

@gnawershreth OMG Danmark er for sej! Thats means: Denmark Is Awsome!

[Rikke1205]

Ehh.. Hva?

[UpsYouCantDoThat]

it is not like that, you speak danish you suck

[TheJackpoth]

dude your danish SUCKS!

[FreakyishLover09]

@NeelaLeknaz no.. I just missed a e in Danes... but I'm sorry if that made you fell uncomfortable.. :')

[ekberg209]

Acually the handsign thing is not in Denmark but Germany where it is considered the equivalent to the word asshole

[FreakyishLover09]

You've misunderstood the dans 100%

You are filling people on youtube with Lies about Denmark!...

[FreakyishLover09]

omg! you're danish sucks!.

[NeelaLeknaz]

@FreakyishLover09 Your english sucks. :-)

[Tessactually]

lol what is this we're not like that

[sheenasasheenasa]

What is up with those insane so called facts... most of them are not true in the slightest way. 1. We show a lot of emotion in public, probably more then we should lol. 2. Everyone hates being interrupted no matter where you're from. 3. I love pineapples, and you can buy them anywhere. why on earth would they be banned! 4. Of course it's illegal to escape from prison... 5. Seriously!? the handsign thing... it doesn't matter which way you face it.

it might be funny, but don't belive it

[NATIK001]

@sheenasasheenasa Actually it isn't illegal to escape from jail in Denmark. If you are caught you are taken back to jail ofc BUT you don't get additional time which is the case in many legal systems. So it's actually very true that escaping from jail is not against the Danish law and isn't something you can be convicted of.

[sheenasasheenasa]

@NATIK001 oh okay... in my ears he made it sound like you could escape from jail, get cought and they'd be like. "congratulations you escaped, you're free to go" lol

[thenappy9490]

alot of wrong facts u got there

[X0rAiNoRsHiNeX0]

@TheEuropeanDream, the hell is wrong with you? What the fuck gives you the right to say that about any country. Im pretty sure if some one was talking shit about your country im sure you would be pretty pissed...so maybe shut up and THINK before you start insulting people and their country

[freddyzcount90]

Im a dane, and though this guy does not speak danish, hes still funny as hell!

[69BieberHole69]

worst pronunciation i've ever heard and false "facts"

[dwl82iw]

I went to check one of these dubious 'facts' and discovered that most of the ones he is reading out come from a site which also says this:

Denmark Law: If a person finds a lost child they can claim the child as their own if a parent does not turn up within 2 hours.

So er, yes, no wonder these facts are slightly wrong.

[90martin12]

great very funne keep up making videos like this :)

[crtotheo]

this man can't speak a word of Danish. And most of the facts in this video is false.

Do NOT listen to this guy.

[1990JonasPoulsen]

Tivoli is the second oldest amousementpark in the world... Bakken (located north of Coopenhagen) is THE OLDEST (...amousementpark in the world).

[BassmrDK]

@1990JonasPoulsen Nope...

[KissTheMoonFromMe]

Shitty video, you can't speak Danish at all, and your video is full of false informations