JON LAJOIE - Two Girls One Cup - exclusive UGO.com performance

[dedemaister]

the 3 dislikes are the two girls and the cup.

[soccerlova12345]

You do realize if i disliked this video it would buttfuck the 2 top rated comments.

[Viimane]

@soccerlova12345 Now it`s already been screwed but - for the time being - fixed. And what if there are four dislikes? Maybe the girls, the cup and the sh t?

[soccerlova12345]

@Viimane Cups and shit arn't living, therefore they can't use a computer, dipshit.

[Viimane]

@soccerlova12345 Go trolling the other guy above me who first suggested the cup.

[soccerlova12345]

@Viimane "Go trolling the other guy". Nice one.

[natden12]

some people say i love you some even shout it out ! some people puke semi digested shit into each others mouth

[CHEESEYBELL1]

Despite the lyrics it's actually quite a good song!!

[Vakarams]

@CHEESEYBELL1 but lyrics are amazing! :D

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

lol whys he do the B chord with 2 fingers but the Cm with 3 fingers? :D either 1 way or another

[philipmcjim]

@AsILayDyingBFMV because you can't play a Cm with 2 fingers and if you have big fingers a B is much easier with 2 fingers.

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

@philipmcjim the Cm is exactly the same as B chord if its power chord with open notes, which hes playing.

[philipmcjim]

@AsILayDyingBFMV No he's not, look and listen he's playing a full Cm (with all 4 fingers) and he's playing B by holding a bar on the D G and B strings.

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

WOOT. GONNA GO AND SEE HIM LIVE TONIGHT LOLOLOLZ.

[AlmightyZEDANIUM]

I started laughing just when I heard the first words.... Song named "2 girls 1 cup" starts with the words:"Mother Teresa once said..." xD

[Yosemited]

HE IS INSPIRED BY FECES

[maurice20983]

well said brother !!

[MBerror]

Those 2 dislikes are from the 2girls1cup girls.

[dynamo1bouchard]

@MBerror Ahahahah ! oh it's sure ahahah ! :)

[SawyerVK]

@MBerror Now there're 3 dislikes, guess the cup "gave himself hand (or two)" from Jon's shop :D

[MrDgaf1605]

yea this fool i good as fuck, i dont know where he comes up with his shit but he is off the hook!!!

[8hommie]

people freaked out when they saw 2girls1cup but i was bored when i watched it...

[SuperZabini]

I would love to know how the girls from "2 girls 1 cup" reacted when they saw this.

[TheKaneBrown]

what's the chord sequence for this? :L

[ItsTheWooo]

If jon lajoie produced a cd of real songs, I would probably buy it.

[donyp123]

@ItsTheWooo he has brother ding-a-ling!!!

[chetownboy]

hahahahahaha fuckin awesome

[GodMikaboshi]

And now I know what it's about. Glad I never watched it. Even hearing what happened grosses me out completely.

[TheCBrady]

only thing i have against him... hes canadian

[noLIFEmarines]

@TheCBrady Fuck you.

[TheCBrady]

@noLIFEmarines im sorry are you canadian?

[noLIFEmarines]

@TheCBrady yea i am. you shouldn't have anything against jon, the stupidest thing is that its about because hes from canada, does it really matter where he is from?

[TheCBrady]

@noLIFEmarines yes, because second class citizens are from canada, and why are you defending him as if hes kin? you dont know him anymore than i do, so show me your genitals because i kill people like an everyday normal guy while listeing to pop songs about mel gibson being a racist... CANADA SUCKS EH?

[noLIFEmarines]

@TheCBrady dumb american

[FroggyQC23]

@TheCBrady Have you ever been to Canada to say shit like that or your just one of those hateful ignorant douches who give americans a bad name?

[trashcan500]

@TheCBrady Fuck you eh.

[TheCBrady]

@trashcan500 eh im canadien eh, im aboot to git all veolent eh with my baad speakin techniques and my weak useless country eh

[drummerson49]

like a funny canadian pete murray =D

[minionevil]

i *thank god" have'nt ever seen 2girls1cup

i don't want to either

[AORNOfficial]

@minionevil wise man!

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@minionevil

Its only about one minute. But its the longest minute of your life...

[Tmilfka]

I thought girls didnt poop ):

oh well watch my video, give me a blumpkin. (on my page) thanks.

[AJSNlGRUTIN]

2 dislikes xD its those two lezbos

[killercat4500]

how can he not laugh while singing this?

[noctulius]

2 people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouth

[elgranmarica1]

you are the king dood

[AustinHyde12]

i bet he could be a professional musician if he wanted. like not just comedy

[DANOONGAHTRIBE]

@AustinHyde12 i rekon right

[sonicrules2400]

roflmfao

[CatsInAPickleJar]

holy crap... that was annoying... but dont listen to me i like senses fail, as i lay dying, dethklok, ect. but not AC/DC that guys voice is annoying.

[taborszernagy]

@CatsInAPickleJar

erm, this is not AC/DC

[SoganaxSaeki]

@CatsInAPickleJar LOL yeah, thats not AC/DC. i'm not into that much emo music, But i do like Senses Fail and Good Charlotte, but thats as far as i go with Emo music, but i got out of that phase when i moved out of my parents house and faced the real world. lol. I still like the music tho.

[Rzrjo]

@SoganaxSaeki You are still emo.

[SoganaxSaeki]

@Rzrjo No.

[trousersnake91]

@SoganaxSaeki thats not emo. thats pop punk posing as emo. good charlotte anyway. idk senses fail enough to comment

[SoganaxSaeki]

@trousersnake91 whatever i really dont care, good music is good music idc what kind of labels people put on it. Really, caring about what genre your music is is so high school and i did my time in high school and graduated from all that bull years ago.

[trousersnake91]

@SoganaxSaeki i totally agree. i listen to everything. idc what it is as long as it sounds good. just saying they're not emo lol

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@CatsInAPickleJar

Dethklok. Haha. 

[elpapaxo]

I SURVIVED 2 GIRLS 1 CUP HOLY SHIT!

[jofosho999]

LOL

[Chester9247]

best ever Man

[PhoneHomeProduction]

The two dislikes are probably the girls from the original video.

[EAEdged]

"Shit in my mouth... and I'll puke it all over your, face..."

[Jackie00100]

lol love it :D

[simonnnnnnn1994]

Is it weird to actually like the song??

[max10293847566]

@simonnnnnnn1994 No, its perfectly normal. *says sarcastly*

[TechnicolorTypeA]

the funny part is if you ignore the fact that the lyrics are so sarcastic, the music is still decent. real simple but still. the melodys and stuff are nice. lol

[yuhs3]

hes actually kinda hot in person. xD

[geterdonein01]

How does he keep a straight face singing that?

[Hotora86]

Because he does that at night

[Maude014]

I agree with MattyQStudios, I saw him and he is better XD But he still realy GOOD! :D

[xxxLionHartxxx]

"Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it over your face"

LOL

[MattyQStudios]

he sounds better live xD unlike many others xD

[StandYourGrounds]

Amazing voice. This song could be on the top 10 list if different words were used....

[Montazzle]

Extremely talented dood, love him. :)

[nolans11]

@Montazzle You're an extremely talented speller! haha

[sn00za]

he is a pure talent ! Live voice and video voice are just the same! Actually he makes live.

[zJONNYz]

@sn00za no he doesnt

[zJONNYz]

he doesnt make the videos live you douche

[sn00za]

You fag, im talking about live shows...

[lisarmmm]

lol actually, he's got quite some skills on the guitar.. also a great voic!

why doesn't he sing for a living :D!

[Lembata1]

He does. He sell albums and has a tour "Live as fuck".

[andreitheamazing]

no shit it was a joke

[xPowderBluLolipopzx]

i love Jon Lajoie <33

[MoVoZo]

Jon is just AWESOME. The MIC-Limiter/Compressor UGO used is aweful.

[nollaf]

this song is so far over the top

it's like the song "smelly cat" on acid

squared to the tenth power

Jon is my new God

bow down to the new God

[blazXxXx]

he has a great voice

[Zoltar567]

Finally, not i can find out the chords.

[royalteabagger]

i like to think that mother teresa is looking down on 2 girls 1 cup and smiling.