This Painting Is Not For Sale

[moccalou]

If I had half the balls of this guy... I'd be 6 men!

[Stayontargetprod]

@moccalou 13 balls?

[DannyC440]

Sum-ting Wong?

[realisticHomeboy]

You should just ask, if you can take some pictures in here, while holding a camera. If they say yes, you go take down those pictures.

[LimHCopperhead]

Can I have some Mustard? :D :D :D

[yjproduction]

Loving the intro!

[sgkilla89]

"Let call me for you ok" lmfao love their accent

[runningwithmanny]

Lol free mustard

[OhhSoPreshous]

the little boy at 0:11 . . . Umm excuse me, but wtf are you doing???

[Danesomdahlitup]

@OhhSoPreshous He appears to be inserting a small quantity of food into is nostril.

[OhhSoPreshous]

@Danesomdahlitup LMAOO!!!

[HavocMan22]

i thought asians were smart.....

[JEREX101]

Greg is like a giant in to those chinese.....lolzzzzz...he is taller than all of em

[jykellyisSmelly]

I collect paintings of restaurant chefs. We should meet.

[jj313]

That looks like 40th street and 7th ave in NYC.

[rawrimadino353]

"Do you mind if i have some mustard?" XD lmfao

[rrcczz]

@gregorcollins stfu edbassmaster sucks, he's annoying making all those stupid faces

[gregorcollins]

Hey Greg - love your name, but leave this stuff up to the experts, ie Ed Bassmaster :)

[TheKrishux]

@gregorcollins spamming...sheesh people... V_V

[AwesomeOposum]

@gregorcollins you might as well leave getting a girlfriend up to the experts if you have that mental attitude.

[gregorcollins]

@AwesomeOposum Just callin' it like I see it. I'm a big fan of this kind of comedy, done right, that's all. I feel Bassmaster has a certain charm that not many others have, and his fanship shows that. And you have to get all personal, bringing girlfriends in. Hope it made you feel better.

[AwesomeOposum]

@gregorcollins I get bored, and so I say stuff to entertain myself. Just saying what's on the mind and not giving a care as to how people interpret it.

[thePyRoKiLLa]

Gosh you sure are tall Greg. Oh wait..

[BecomingNebula]

@TheMarcusLie

I found your comment not so original.

[emilio9831]

@BecomingNebula its hard to come up with jokes when you have an arrow in your knee

[BecomingNebula]

@emilio9831 Ah, yes....The occasional troll

[emilio9831]

@BecomingNebula actualy Yes!, only on occasion i dont usualy do this..

[BecomingNebula]

@emilio9831 Try saying only on occasions.....

[TheBMXlove]

@TheMarcusLie unless you have an asian fetish ;)

[TheCabbaged]

Were you in San Francisco? Yank Sing is one of my favorite Dim Sum places there!

[dorkduchessdebbie]

Gregg, your videos make me happy, that is all. lol

[PLFields1111]

Greg, you looka lika man!!!

[Diiasix]

Fun is good

[diestar1]

Just walkin out with mustard now...WOW that's great I'm going to walk out with a wine glass next time.

[AkkuR1992]

wtf did you just grab the mustard and leave the restaurant?



[tepin1234]

"I collect paintings of restaurant founders" 0:46

what a line lmao

[HeyOxiee]

lol i collect resteraunt paintings lolol

[gettheledouthomes]

that ladies accent was just so... stereotypical XD

[alawi92]

WOAAH, the woman in the red/pink sweater at the beginning of the video is in the cellphone douchebaggery video!!!

[0p9o1q2w8i3e]

i collect paintings of restaurant founders lol

[DadizTV]

OMG i had enough of chinese accent here in malaysia XD LMFAOOOO

[Spinachflower]

Hey greg. I went to a mall here recently, and I asked the price for the canoe hanging on the cieling of the hollister store. all three girls behind the counter looked at me like i was crazy. it was fantastic. hollister douchebaggery would be an excellent idea.

[hassaanshaikh2000s]

Lol funny

[ThaSpiderInternetsho]

not for sale funny stuff

[benjaminhehe]

My mom always does that..except that it is for a book.

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ROFL

[TempletonDink]

ah...clever mustard-get ruse.

[sarokas12]

Man, my cheeks hurt from laughing!!

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

2 ppl dont think middle-aged ppl should hav fun

[zdarknes72]

ol-nee-my-boss-no! 0:42

[SimplyDeano]

omg Greg, you tower over those waiters and waitresses like the Eiffel tower!

[metalvocalistwanted]

i collect paintings of restaurant founders...classic! XD

[killtheidealist]

Chinese people are so polite at times, it's ridiculous. Good stereotype though

[AlmightyDoubleHelix]

I liked the part where he got mustard.

[OhmegadJT]

"Could I just have some mustard"

LOL

[xGoldenSlayerx]

00:13 picking for gold on bottom right of screen.

[OohShiii]

"I'm a middle age guy who likes to have fun" Sounds like Greg's dating profile.

[realisticHomeboy]

Ask if you can take some pictures in there. If they say yes, start taking the pictures down from the wall and take them with you.

[DanioOoX]

Greg > Wheezy > Insert Name Here

[wafflecannonlazer]

And then he repainted it using that mustard.

[Clarensee]

I collect paintings of restaurant founders!

[xBraiNshOcK]

they some nice people up in that restaurant.

[Imhighandhungry]

hahaha

[girlyimage]

I guess you can collect anything and people will believe you, lol

[Johnmartine63]

HAHA, when I was a kid the Polish restaurants my grandmother liked had paintings on the walls, and they all had price tags. It was really common.

[RandomTuber782]

Greg, I'd just like to thank you. I woke up with a little to much hatred for life, but your last three videos have cleared that right up.

[yusdaman93]

"I collect paintings of restaurant owners." HAHAHA, genius!

[tommee10533]

Greg you a geniuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[caroline101392]

i love your videos they make my day :)

[calixa]

i collect paintings of restaurant founders.

what a statement.

[zDonkeyy]

what was that kid doing at the right in the bottom? @ 0:10

[KuliJens]

You Carr our resturant...

[bobbykines2005]

what is wrong with you

[SkizzySorel]

lol 3 of them? u my fav

[Rillard1]

You got free mustard out of it? How do you do it Greg?

[watchthatvid112]

hahhaha oh greg, how i've missed you. Love the vids.

[jimmycodmw2]

Fucking love this guy

[TheClownCentral]

I always charge you twice for mustard

[Certifi09]

U R MY IDOL!!!! HAHAHA!! I can't stop laughing when i see ur vids!!! HAHAHA! Maybe one day I will have the balls of an elephant to do the crazy shit u do!!! Keep at it!!

[Duwinurmom]

the older greg gets the funnyer he gets

[purplecoathanger]

" i collect paintings of restraunt founders " this guy is sharp :')

[JDSpiderman3]

hahaha thanks Greg ;)

[PatrickS4534]

Greg your the coolest dude ever!

[JeffWatersRules]

@PatrickS4534 you're

[Colethecelloplayer]

@JeffWatersRules Ah man, you beat me to it too. :(

[IAmNotFatdotNet]

@PatrickS4534 you're*

[Colethecelloplayer]

@IAmNotFatdotNet Dang... you beat me to it!

[Colethecelloplayer]

@PatrickS4534 You're* Lol I'm sorry, I just had to. I'm not trying to be a troll, so don't comment back and get mad, because that won't do any good. xD

[filll5571]

The other day I was going to school and I couldn't help but humming that damn jingle. So catchy :)

[iGzuXFifa]

lmao

[Qermaq]

Always something I wish I had thought of first.

[JDSpiderman3]

Yes i did it Greg!!!

[mediocrefilms2]

@JDSpiderman3 HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[TinkerbellKat]

@mediocrefilms2 Now the question everyone is asking... what did he do?????

[JDSpiderman3]

FIRSTTT!!!!