The Allen and Craig Show: Episode 11

[silverspur17]

@Maryblack90 that would be effing amazing -3

[silverspur17]

Oh. My. God. I just realized that I'm obsessed with these guys. I've watched nothing but them for the past 6 days. I mean I'm not complaining

[Maryblack90]

@silverspur17 lol i've been there too... twice! :D i wish there was a whole channel only about them!!

[AwsomeGirl1120]

Because of the new theme song!

[AwsomeGirl1120]

I guess you can Say Season 2!

[muzic1luver]

I could stop at any time

[muzic1luver]

Soon were gonna have like the fbi after us, the cia,nsa, t.e.a, NBA,ADA, CTA!

hhahaha

[GottaLoveHailey]

LMAO the whole weed thing was hilarious

[DetectiveMenace]

Something I noticed at the beginning is that after Allen cut Craig's hair, he just left the hair he cut off on Craig's shoulder. That's pretty gross, actually - to me, anyway. :/

[evilbunnies50009]

"NBA" realy craig!

[jinxgirl15]

He is a heavy sleeper XD Allen and Craig reminds me of me and my best friend Lizzy, just a male version XD IM GONNA GET YOU GUYS MORE VEIWERS! FACEBOOK HERE I COME! XD

[jenniemalfoy]

yay!! craig likes sprite!! me too!!!

[HarmlessVampire13]

@mafiabrett Well, it would have worked on me :D lol

[HarmlessVampire13]

Think penguins.... And, you're good. Alright. xD

[Piinkstar17]

"Nice recycling bin" haha XD You guys are HILARIOUS! I miss this show!!

[RavenstarxJayfeather]

weed

lol

[Moosegrove1989]

the way craig says "did someone say a joke?" is so unbelievably adorable :)

[TheSuburbanBase]

I love the weed jokes

[KewlKatProductions]

"NBA" lol

[22kk22kk2]

NOOOOOOO!!! DONT CUT CRAIGS HAIR!!!!

[emilygbone]

I miss the old theme song!!

[MADskilledgirlz]

Whoa, is the shirt Craig wearing the same one he wore in episode 24? The magician one?

[skatepunkzero]

I can stop at anytime lol

[TheSuburbanBase]

"What kind of salad dressing do you put on this?"

"I heard another term for weed is grass. I'm going to be so rich"

"(comes out of the door) Run! they're calling the cops"

[songbirdrobyn]

Allen said cut-throat.

That pretty much made my day.

[strangegirl32498]

I love the fact that whenever Allen does something challenging or dangerous, he takes his shirt off!!! ;D

[Mistoffelees11]

screw weed, coke is...lol

[SeDorkaOnline]

i love how Craig's hair has changed ALOT during this whole series....

[bloomhorsecrazy]

At 1:31 Craig said "Did someone say a joke?" So innocently! :)

[emmabrouillard]

omg this is my fav of all ur videos! U guys are hilarious!

[sunnydot721]

okay this is like my ultimate favorite episode.

darlin....BITCHHHHH!!

[OriannadelaRose]

:O I love Craig! Stupid Allen for cutting his hair (but nice mustache... just don't tell Craig... shhhhh :D)

[jess401]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!

[musicbookimdone]

lol i forgot how much i loved this. the cta :D

[mafiabrett]

Darling......BITCH!

Ive used that once since ive seen this and yeah don't try it... after she gave me a weird look, i tried passing it off as a cough but i think that only made it worse.

[TheWizarddufreak]

@mafiabrett Umm, not to be mean or anything but that was suppose to be a joke.....

[LiveInParadisex]

"Soon were gonna have like the FBI the CIA, NSA, DEA, NBA, ADA, CTA. Theres gonna be like satalites beaming down on us, our phones are gonna be tapped!" Ah I love Craig:)

[IAmButFortunesFool]

Schweet sharpie stach... 

[krisiskwl4440]

im watching every single episode to get ready for the last one. :'( sob

[fetchfan102]

i like craig with short hair & long hair, so i don't mind

[19alexis97]

I LUV CRAIG!!!!!

[letsbeamazeing]

Okay. I have seen Craig's shirt somewhere but I can't remember where. I keep thinking it's a MGMT shirt but I'm not sure. This be bothering me.

[rOoNiLwAzLiB3]

and then ill have a girlfriend *cute smile* haha

"did a blind person cut your hair? no my mom does but that's besides the point"

*allen akwardly waving* lol "im more of a sprite fan"

[hannagirl9]

allen you asshole how dare you cut off craigs hair

[UnNatural00]

"so we're gonna have like the FBI after us, the cia, nsa, nba ..."

oh graig i love you :D

[MyPurplePlatypus]

@UnNatural00 lol his name is craig... XD

[UnNatural00]

@MyPurplePlatypus i knew that !

i was just too busy with laughing XD

[mikeskate148]

why did they change the theme song

[MyPurplePlatypus]

@mikeskate148 the old song was copirighted, and they were getting in trouble for it

[SuperHolycheese]

oh the horror craig's hair is gone damnit it was awesome

[missloveable845]

They are both so hot :D

[Kikomechan]

Such an asshole, Allen!!!!!! NEVER cut Craig's beautiful hair!

[MissXena305]

i killed my friend briana because she said now that she knows you live in chicago, she said she was going to stalk you i know it is illegal to kill people i watched episode 7 ... :D

[TuRnINgThEcOrNeR94]

Even with A mustache, Craig is hotter. Hands down

[Olliandchris4ever]

Allen, I want to personally thank you for cutting Craigs hair. Now its cute and short again. I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW!!!!

[21fireballman]

WTF WAS THAT DUDE DOING AT THE END!?

[jess401]

@21fireballman I think he was jerking

[liljp123]

What the F*** happened to my hair?!?

[kevinesmez]

LOL

Drug dealer

[cellphonelover328]

they have a true chicago accent....... ILOVE U TWO!!!!!

[AnimeAndMangaFreak1]

xD this is hilarious as always xD Poor Craig, though xD

[Defyinghumanity]

this is the best thing on youtube. allen is sooo funny, and so is craig. allen is so mean somtimes.

[sweetysarah84]

lol. I feel sorry for u craig

[godzillakom]

allen got rapped

[shadowofgrace1]

what was that guy doing at the end? Scratching his balls or what??

[w15h0na5tar]

"I can stop at any time!"

[TheBaker10]

......darlin......BITCH! hahahahhahahahahaha! GENIUS!

[zackfair73195]

"I heard another term for weed...is grass! I'm going to be so rich!" LOL THAT WAS SO AWESOME! I love this show and this is what, my second or third time watching through?

[iamsuchacard]

where did craig move to?Michigan?

[zackfair73195]

Chicago.

[avrillevinefan26]

whats Coke?

[iluvjacobandharry7]

Craig totally looks better with long hair

[katieatieatieboo12]

I like Craig with short hair, it just looks better.

[bubblesdoodles1]

Oh sexy hair cut Craig!!

[lastmelonproductions]

lol 'allen promised we'd go to chuckecheese today so thats why i came home'

[phililili23]

Every time... Girl: "Hello." Craig: "Hi." Katie: "...You look like shit, Craig."

LOL.

[Diamine11]

Craig u r still soo HOT ! Love you from France ♥

[Haruhi072]

OH MY GOD! WHAT? YOU! AHHHHH! His HAIR!

[harrypotterlvr1996]

dont ever go cutting Craig's hair! He's too hot for that!!

[SimsRealityFan]

Why would you think so? :/

[theonyxstone]

my friends go there.

[chinchiller52]

dude did that guy start jacking off at the end??XD

[far553]

You guys wanna buy some weed? haha.

[sweetie11707]

I love when Craig uses Lars advice!!! XD

[cnajonas]

"i bet he looks good with his shirt off." hahaha. (:

[projectJEMCCA]

DUDE the part when u guys were mistaking weed and coke in a literal sense... HELLA funny XD!!!

[YourFace117]

ohh poor craig poor poor craig :( lol love yah guys

[TheSugarAlchemist]

*gasp* You dont cut off Craig's hair! His hair is to amazing for that!!! Q~Q

[clearwatergyrl]

@TheSugarAlchemist I know! I screamed, NO! and my mom looked at me weird XD

[beatstopper101]

@TheSugarAlchemist Allen cut off Craigs hair because he asked him to... It was in a Q&A

[MissXena305]

@TheSugarAlchemist oh no craigs too hot for that

[TheChrissieK]

omg i just noticed that when craig wakes up and is like why are you laughing at me he totally flips the camara off.....lol....i just saw that.....lol

[theonyxstone]

lol i just noticed that

[ole78aol]

This is the best one

[12321me12321]

"personally, im a fan of sprite" ME TOO:)

[offbeat002]

"why does everything smell like sharpie...?"

lmao i love you guys, i really do

[linlaur777]

omg did u really cut off his hair :-0

[SalSalxP]

Funny convo between me and a friend.

Her: wait which one is craig again ? o-o

Me: the one w/o the army helmet

Haha guess Allen was right about that army helmet getting him recognized. :) ---

Her: DEF . NOT

Her: LOLOL

Me: def not what

Me: I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT.

Her: LOL

Debating whether Craig is hot/cute or not. I say he looks cuter in episode 12 with his haircut :3

[BurbanOwl]

So how did Craig not realize that locks of hair were littered all over him? :3 That's really funny

[bladethorn]

OMG! I've never seen this episode before, that's WEIRD! AHAHA was that dude with the weed real or an actor/friend of urs?

[aceylvr01]

HAHAHAHA this is my all time favorite episode!!! :D

[lilyLOLLIPOPx]

WackyJack0510.. ummm.. I'm pretty sure they know that. If you don't get irony and sarcasm, don't watch this...

[BabyGirl040695]

lol darling...B***h oh my goodness lmao

[hixixamxkat]

"no i'm more of a sprite person." lol I love this show!!!

[TwiliterluvsRob]

this is HILARIOUS

weed and coke hahahahaha XD

[MUSICxXxCHIC]

this show is amazing

[MinKattMossy]

Best haircut ever.

[wierdisgewd]

lol darling....B*TCH! lol poor craig

you rock allen!

[Mistoffelees11]

weed

[Chey77011]

omg they released this episode on my birthday!!!!!!!!!!

[crAzy4you37]

LOL!!! 'why is everyone laughing at me?!'

'Why does everything smell like sharpie, do i hav a cold?' LMAO!! i love you guys!

[NickJonasroxmysox92]

LMAO

" I herd that another term for weed is grass.....Im gona be soo rich!"

[totaly2cool]

HAHAHA you guys are so funny!

[123098day]

"Why you guys all laughing at me?"

"Someone say a joke?"

HAHA! U guys r hilarious.

[JimJim56781]

darling....B*TCH

[katelynsheaspindler]

Why is everyone talking about my FACE?!

[luckyguitargrl26]

haha i love craig♥

[slimysnailproduction]

" ur taking me on a wild goose hunt, and i hate geese." haha that was funny.

[tutorgirl37]

for all u allen haters.. i think he's cool !!

[talk2much96]

lol craig sits down on the floor even though there is like a chair right next to him

[sadieruski]

You can sell weed? XDDDD

What Allen did was so funny.

[Daffster101]

10:59-11:04

lmao-nice recycling bin :S

[monkeyface143]

"why does everything smell like sharpie??" lol!! this is hella-funny!!

[Snowflakefanpire273]

i forgot how much this swore...and tht craig threw up when he met a girl...and how much allen likes to take his shirt off....and like everything..also hoe FUNNY it is! XD lol

[peomich1]

craig is HOT!!!

XD

[RCHAVEZ1205]

lmao nba

[lschamrowski]

i would still date craig even if his hair and face was like that he cannot be ugly hes so fucking hot

<3 love u craig

[TehKrzeeTeenagger]

lol love the bit about weed....

haha love it!!!!

Allen is such an asshole..... i cant believe he cut Craig's beautiful hair.....

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!

LOL I LOVE THIS!!!!

[bumblebee343]

YOU CAN SELL WEED???

ahahahaha XD

[GreenEyesCutiie]

love this episod...funniest ever

[NightcrawlerofR]

Darling, BITCH!!

So funny I love this episode.

[Dorkatorr]

"Why you guys all laughing at me? Someone say a joke?"

hahahah

[dnc4life91]

tyler and adam are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

[truepaniclove]

there's a chair right beside craig, why would he sit on the floor? lol

[nickjaysgirl114]

what the fuck happened to my hair! lmao!!!

[otterlover25]

"what the f----- happened to my hair!!" 11:30

[mjbm912]

one of my favorite episode's!!!!

[Zammis17]

"I can stop whenever i want" LOL.

NBA, national basketball association, nice

[triplethreat824]

"all i wanna do is one thing and thats weed!"LMAO!!

[crazyangela96]

wow ur soo cool! i wish i was as cool as ur friend!

[linds94]

nice uh.. recycling bin..

[bkitten1130]

MY FRIEND HAS CRAIGS SHIRT

[zebralover0793]

aha, i love you guys.

"screw weed, coke's where it's at!"

one of my favorite episodes

:D

[dementedsinger316]

"Soon we're gonna have, like, the FBI after us, the CIA, NSA, DEA, NBA, ADA, CTA! There's gonna be like, satilites beaming down on us, our phones are gonna be tapped, I can't even have my cellphone anymore!" xD I looked up every one of those acronyms. They're not all crime organizations. One is the American Dental Association! xD

[linds94]

nba, hahaha

[yaxofossiad]

Hahahaha he brought it back! "Darlin....BITCH!" 8:43

[reallyrandom4444]

"I found out weed is another word for grass. We are going to be so rich!!" lol this is hilarious!!!

[ddenman60]

"Why does everything smell like sharpie, I think i`m sick!"

Took me awhile to realize that Katie was/is the girl Craig talks to in the parking lot.

[haml16]

best one yet!

[wgff56]

why did th3y change the intro???

[Funnykid11111]

go watch episode 10 stop skipping episodes

[wgff56]

wtf???...i know they said it was for legal reasons but wat are those legal reasons??

[6sic6blank]

WMG strikes again. That's why Episode....5 I think it is? Isn't on EIP.

I'm assuming.

[abracadabra4eva]

My Brother has that monkey shirt thing... :]

[Iamthemotherflippin]

haha i loved the college guys at the end

[Spoonful91]

The weed thing is great.

[AromaHoma]

hAHAHAHAHA the wanted sign.

the weed. ahahaa, assholes <3

you guys aree sooo CUTE.

[biv31692]

did you guys really get in trouble for your old theme song?

[birddude20]

Yes they did, but they only got a warning.

[biv31692]

oh yeah? even though they creditted the people who's song it is?

sorry that was a really poorly constructed sentence

[PopcornDisco]

Would you happen to know how that works exactly? Because I was under the impression that you wouldn't get into trouble as long as you credited the artists.

I would really appreciate info on that from anyone.

[birddude20]

Well the company who owned the rights to it wasn't getting any money from EIP, when it was a copyrighted song. EIP could have payed around 80 dollars for the theme song and use it as long as they credited them, or like 150 and they didn't have to credit them at all.

in conclusion:

EIP got lazy xD

The same thing happened with warner bros and the silent night. They took it down because the background music was what they used in The Dark Knight

[PopcornDisco]

Sorry to keep bothering you with questions, but you seem very informed. Does this apply only if you are making profits out of it or anytime you use a song?

[birddude20]

Thats ok.

Its anytime you use the song, because they dont want people to be able to listen to it for free

[d12345678910d]

its okay though... Their new theme song is so funny!

[arnarXx]

you again....faggot

[birddude20]

Oh nooo, *sarcasm* i cant fit my right hand in my mouth

[xXiluv2smileXx]

"why is there a camera here?"

"thats an ipod"

HALARIOUS!!!!

[LindseyNoelleCullen]

two things:

you would probably make a lot of money if you started selling Allen's army helmet(:

and,

YOU CAN PUT YOUR WEED IN THERE.

[xxstephiexx4]

lmfao omg did he really cut poor craigs hair?

[EIPDD1]

poor Tom.

[GeorgiaCullenHale]

'Why does everything smell like sharpy?'

Hilarious!

[SkeweredHappyness]

The hair... wow...

[juliasnicole]

HECK A FUNNY HIS FACE

[sweetheartz1]

u guys need more subscribers