Joe Thornton commercial ventriloquist

[SJSjack1]

That's jumbo Joe!!

[THEGordonBomBay1]

I watched it all three times just in case something changed. I was fooled. Shake my fist at the computer screen.

[amigonick121]

3rd times a charm

[njdevil2630]

why is it shown 3 times?

[Defenseman619]

CONKY

[HappyMealGiel]

Dany Heatley is a bad driver

but he's a great hockey player

[simpsonsrock1818]

@HappyMealGiel Oh, man, that`s low....That`s some sick black humor

[gmjssc]

Ughh... this commercial just reminded me of that children's ghost book series Goosebumps, scared the crap out of me when I was youn.

[hocktigers]

@kevincmccallum hahahahahahahaha he does!

[wwechikka]

LMFAO, JUMBO JOE FTW.

[edboysega321]

its true

[TheEaston91]

That's so funny! 

[RedNavarra]

i love that rob blake, love rob blake!! haha

[LDC454]

One of my favorite ones. The TMac is a lousy marraige counselor is my other favorite.

[midgetman11215]

thats danny o day.

[conda420]

hi kids I am Joe Thornton and I am notorious for shiting the bed come playoff time. Me and my choke artist team san jose are once again got to come up short in the playoffs just like my dink

[snave31]

@conda420 eat your words dummy. it's the year of the sharks

[conda420]

@snave31 I am not eating anything asshole when your expected to win the cup 4 years in a row and you make it to one conference final that not a big deal at all Hawks in 6

[snave31]

@conda420 you must not watch much hockey, in the playoffs the tops seeds don't always make it to the finals let alone win it. sharks were only favorited last year as president trophy winner. you are a dummy!

[conda420]

@snave31 The sharks have been a contender for years now and can never make it happen they always choke. I am pretty sure I played a higher level of hockey then you and unless you watch hockey every single night then I am sure I watch more then you.

[snave31]

@conda420 wow, you play hockey, doesn't mean you know anything about the NHL. You must have a bad memory cuz it's only been since last year that we have been favorited to win it. We've had good teams though but conference finals here we are. Ima be back to let you know when we in the finals and so on.

[conda420]

@snave31 you haven't been back in a few days just wondering if the sharks were in the finals yet? Oh wait that's right they are the sharks CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

[conda420]

@snave31 Are the sharks in the final yet? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[conda420]

@snave31 tuck your tail like johnny nabakov did this year in the Olympics and the western conference finals. Guess i know nothing about hockey?

[snave31]

@conda420 Wow, your still on this? iIve been moved on, your such a loser and have no life if you still talking shit two weeks after the fact. btw it's evgeni nabakov and i sure hope your team is in the finals or else all this talking shit is just comical.

[snave31]

@conda420 Wow, your still on this? iIve been moved on, your such a loser and have no life if you still talking shit two weeks after the fact. btw it's evgeni nabakov and i sure hope your team is in the finals or else all this talking shit is just comical.

[tomata182]

WEAK GO WINGS!!!!!!!!

[annamh11]

oh boy. this is scary.

[wfang29]

Thornton is awesome ! this is a funny clip ;)

[ultimatek2]

i like this guy, so funny clip

[kwerlwas]

Thornton = leet!

[christylesangle12378]

Joe has gotta be the best all around player in the NHL today. Him, Marleau, and Heatley are a 3 man wrecking crew . They need to make ond of these with Marleau.

[lincolnboy8]

lol i like bean burritos too

[happinessruns2u]

haha idky but joe reminds me of will ferrell!

[Tigran944]

ya but what did thornton did wrong?

[danynumero6]

he just made it real obvious that he was talking. lol

[elisabethpage]

Great ad! :)

[SlotShot87]

hahaha lmao

[sjsharks76]

Thornton rules, they should make a Joe/Slappy double bobblehead.

[iBleedTeal44]

i love this! hilarious!

[planetboom22]

It's not looped 3 times... watch at the end of each spot. At the end of spot 1, it promotes getting tickets "this Saturday". After spot 2, it's get tickets "tomorrow". After spot 3, it's get tickets "Now".

[MannyK8705]

i think it's three times because of the how much time Sharks fans have until they can buy the tix..... woo!

[Core94]

why is it looped 3 times?

[RajahFaceless]

Great stuff, Randy.

[hoochroost]

This is hilarious. Go Sharks!