Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 1 - 08/27/09

[inrwizards]

a lot of stupid comments here. funny thing, Dave doesn't care. he knows there are still enough of us smart enough for his humor for him to be succesful. thats not to say dont like other late night talk shows, like craig fergusons and conan's, but dave's the best. hes got interviewing skills, AND humor. leno has neither. seriously, i dont get why people watch him. some of his monologues are ok, but his interviews are SO AKWARD. he always try to slip in a lame joke and they ALWAYS FAIL!

[zhoujian316]

very  good!

[MrMinutemen]

they ridicule themselves all the time... like they ridicule every man. humor is good!! BILL HICKS for president!!!!!!

[bowenmorrow]

this is merely nwo vermin attempting to abandon a sinking ship

[gregsobekofficial]

Letterman is so dry. Retire please :)

[BeatsRoyale]

Love this! Too bad i caught on this vid late. Incredible job with the Bernanke skit!!!!! LOL!

[Coltftm5]

shockingly terrible. there wasn't a moment remotely worth laughing.

[Kitt0000]

If the federal reserve was a dick, Letterman would be first in line to suck it

[joetylerdale]

Let's see, David equals great entertainment. Jay equals a distant second (nothing wrong with that). Funny thing though, you have to have more then one brain cell to appreciate Dave's humor.

[goddamn638]

Yeah, get a few last jabs in there for Bush. God forbid anyone start criticizing the you know what...

[today20080523]

wat's with those freakin' girls?

[DFDalton1962]

Wow. What "edgy" humor, Dave! McCain is old. Bush is stupid. Hahaha.

But apparently, just beyond that "edge" is the Messiah, who shall not be the subject of any of the meanspirited "humor". He mentions The One, but only briefly, respectfully, and obliquely as a lead in to target everyone else. He throws in a weak jab at Clinton who is now fair game because he is unimportant. What a liberal partisan hack Letterman has become.

Letterman used to be a comedian, now he's just a joke.

[hellfireyoutoob]

you are a joke

[bluegsp]

Your right DFDalton, This is pathetic. I don't know why CBS keeps him on. He is doing material that wouldn't have been funny during the election but would have at least been topical. This is just sad

[jthomashable]

David Letterman is the man and 10 times better than Leno ever was

[stiegy97291]

would like to "qualify" the thumbs up gave you....Jay Leno is a much nicer person ....Dave has just mellowed after his heart surgery, and the birth of his son...

B

[zhoujian316]

@jthomashable fhfg

[HKBM45]

I wonder how much he had to pay those girls to sit in his audience?

[itchychinaman]

Nothing more than a put down artist. His mean spirited, adolescent sneering routine got tired a long time ago. He seems like the upper class man at the frat party making fun of the younger guys to the delight of his equally mean spirited self appointed elitist asshole frat brothers. And yet he in his sixties and has not moved on. Sad. Go ahead Dave, make jokes about teenagers getting raped at Yankee stadium and "apologize" because we failed to understand it was a joke. fuck you.

[libertyordeath2009]

He never was funny.

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[neji021]

^ retard

[EveryonesRacist]

does anyone remember the old days when david letterman was funny?

[GAKYproductions]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

[SmellyPorchMonkey]

I miss the old days when david letterman was funny

and not just an Obama drone liberal turd

[ZeldaMaster408]

fuck leno

[bundlesjr]

Thats right Dave, don't mind the hecklers, stay true to your own views, not those of Fox Lies.

[coffeecat73]

please somebody put him out of our misery.

[stiegy97291]

coffeecat73 its really quite simple....change the effing channel!

[jerdeb4evr]

Lettermans is so lame he is recruiting shills for laughs

[Adagio1723]

lame

[takineko]

I saw this episode. I was waiting for the Jim Parsons interview.. I was surprised that I no longer find Letterman funny at all-- I used to love the guy...

[TheChoada]

Is anyone still watching this walking nervous breakdown of a hack? I guess stupid people have to laugh at something. Like him adjusting his tie or some dumb shit. Paul is funnier at this point.

[Havocsaddler]

I like "the guy with the big chin" better

[hecrpd]

Jay Leno

[Havocsaddler]

Yep! I just like to say the guy with the big chin cause its so much fun!

[flarayg]

Letterman has always been on the top of his game. Problem is you have to be intelligent to get his humor

[polkadotbox2]

Ed Sullivan on Beatles Night!

[johnowa09]

Conan is waaaaay better than letterman

[badtown88]

Agreed. Honestly, I used to like Letterman back in the day but he's fucking old and washed up. Conan is 100x better than Dave.

[hecrpd]

The people in the audiance goesnt seem to agree with you.I like David Letterman and Conan.

[jerdeb4evr]

Those people are shills, given free tickets to scream at the code bernanke

[novatocreek]

....but obviously a joke; which you didn't get and end up 'informing' everyone....so you have no sense of humor...ah, even if it wasn't THAT funny.

[rono3849]

Dave's time has passed. He's got no class and isn't very funny anymore. Sniff, sniff...eh, Dave?

[doobieupinsmoke]

I BET DAVE LIKES A PINKY IN THE STINKY

[DragonFarceRock]

It must be really hard for Letterman to do his monologues while always have Paul's wang in his mouth.

[antilibercrat]

Letterman is a strange person. If you are poor and strange like him you are crazy and if you are rich and strange like him you are......peculiar. His manerisms disturb me which is why I never watch him.

[jettkrash]

I watched Letterman every night when I was in college in the early 80's. not so much anymore.

He tries to channel Johnny Carson, watch his mannerisms closely during the monologue.

[sammyb1001]

Letterman is the KING, he will always be the KING and Conan is dry toast in comparison and Ferguson is a Ritalin driven DRIP DIP w/ a Scottish accent. LETTERMAN is the comic God of all tonight shows.

[somberlight]

hate to say it, but dave has been completely overrun by Craig Ferguson. might be just me, but theres just so much natural suave on mr Ferguson where Mr Letterman handles this as a .. well.. routine AND it shows

[JawsJaws]

Letterman is a boring old fart.

[JawsJaws]

your mama is funny when I spank her ass and watch her titties flap

[zingerz24]

I should just whoop your ass peterpuffer

[treon123456]

the .....'colony of china'...... comment is more truth than you knovv!

[MichaelJacksonAction]

Michael Jackson still alive!

[oldkoloa]

...so is Elvis!

[davemartin8686]

America's right-wingnuts are hard-wired without a sense of humor.

The right thinks Dennis Miller and "An American Carol" (with a Rotten Tomatoes rating of THIRTEEN percent) are a laugh riot.

And of course there was the Fox New's comedy disaster, "The 1/2 Hour News Hour".

Arrogant, authoritarian and humorless... that pretty much sums up the right.

[masontonio]

john, I have to agree, not only does he seemed bored w himself, but he's become part of the Entertainment biz leftist status quo. Predictable.

[BayviewFinch]

Letterman is one of the only funny Americans.

[Vistamister]

"Cosmo-poligrip!" LOL.  Crazy woman at least removed herself from Alaska's Governor's office.

[Luchik44]

Bernake is hot

[Lotsoffun111]

i start watching him at 12:00 so i skip all this crap! his interview's are good! but that is it! Paul come back to Canada where you belong!

[bbbiiiggggggdave]

That ugly Bernake shadow foretells 6 more years not six weeks. The laughing will have long since been quieted.

[wlb50]

I haven't watched him in years. He's become a one note Johnny. Predictable.

[belamoure]

Letterman is the best, classic, witty, well

dressed, master interviewer- a winning formula proven by throngs attending his shows for 16 years and beyond.

[johnpoco]

LAME! Letterman is so dry and boring. What is so funny? The monologue is dry. The jokes are not creative or funny. Same old predictable tired satire poking fun at the obvious we knew about before tuning in. zzzzzzzzzzz.

Come up with something different. This format was lame before Hercules died.

It's about as entertaining as watching Nancy Pelousy forcing a smile on the podium.

[slicknickverbs]

The audience was a little slow, like a room full of Sarah Palin offspring.

[TheMadKingII]

What, there ain't no funny stuff about Obama? How about this one? The government recalled all the Obama quarters issued. Reason given? The ears kept getting stuck in vending machines, LOL!

Don't tell me there's nothing funny about Obama.

[EmerossMusic]

How old is he?

[EmerossMusic]

hey, this guy!! :)

[PointlessVideos4Life]

This guy is the greatest weeabo I've ever seen, he should go back into mom's basement, lock the door from the inside and keep trolling on /b/ instead of making such crap.I'm disgusted in any way possible.

Also, plz subscribe to me, all.

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

and she was blind :P

[Maziyar]

dave just tells it like it is. fuck fox and FUCK GLEN BECK. SUCK ON THAT alaska

[PragaSong]

Conan and Letterman are anti-republican.

The difference is that Conan's jokes are witty and Letterman is just mean spirited.

Letterman should resign.

[jonawllen]

pfft, he should resign because he's mean?

[opinion56]

leno was pretty conservative but was hiding it

[clearlyme2u]

Yes, Letterman is a Turd.

[therealcharismatron]

He's delivering the goods: most folks wouldn't have half the balls to make jokes about the US being owned by China. It practically is, anyway.

[ponder2006]

Man, people posting here are idiots...ITS A JOKE!!

[alexforever411]

Yeah, it does sound like canned laughter!

...and he may as well be doing Nixon jokes. How topical.

[Moorka15]

Letterman has become a very well paid, but ultimately very sad figure. The "laughter" on his show sounds borrowed from the laugtrack on My Mother the Car. Letterman aches with self-loathing and who can blame him.

[rollinmyeyes]

Remember when Dave was funny? Nah, it's been so long I don't remember either. (By the way, the crazy lady who had to be removed from McCain's town hall meeting was a wackjob liberal.)

[gwar2006]

Cher called it exactly right. Letterman is an asshole.

[rono3849]

Johnny Carson would never do this kind of partisan humor. Letterman is a turd.

[mrsbobc]

He is just another idiot from the Progressives, they allow no discussions and no other opinions....free speech is only for them!

[deucelittle]

These comments are priceless.

[MacGirvan]

Letterman's an a hole!

[femmebott]

Welcome to Cuba! The land where no one can mock the Emperor.

[carrotjuices]

I gave up on Letterman years ago. This guy is no longer funny and such a hack. The only reason to stay up that late anymore is for Ferguson. Craig makes Dave look like a amateur and Craig is actually funny. Time for Dave to retire.

[poolguyh2o]

God, if I had a face as ugly as Dave's I'd be an a-hole too.

[fairtaxhtown]

Thank goodness Dave is brave enough to still beat on President Bush. That tyrant is dangerous and Obama does nothing funny at all.

/sarc

[JimboVids]

You're nuts, Obama doesn't even know how many states are in America

[fairtaxhtown]

That's what sarcasm means Jimbo...

[bentnub]

Reasons why Letterman is a partisan hack -

Lost an armpit hair contest to Garofalo

Joined the Humorless Comedians Union just to get his share of the bail-out loot.

Reminisces about his 57 state comedy tour.

2 words - Bush derangement syndrome

His pal Geithner does his taxes for free

Wants to fundamentally change the direction that the country is heading in from clockwise to counter-clockwise down the drain.

Revels in long debates about teleprompters vs queue cards

His bosss boss is Obama

[brainiacgames]

Man, is he edgy or what? Right there with that 8-year-old comedy! How dare you insinuate that this man is a bitter, biased hack?

[SCA3353]

Get on your Knees and blow Obama some more.

[bearsoxs]

David Letterman Sleeps with OBAMA

[ltlillil]

I worry about the Death Panels persecuting Miss Panel and her family on account of Miss Palin's love for America and belief in sexual abstinence.

[willys43mb]

What a hack.

[cdmatester]

LOL. I like this video.

[Vierotchka]

The US ALREADY is a colony of China.