How to Survive the Dive

[EpicmonsterxXx]

:O



[EpochInvictus]

Your intelligence has been damaged.

[TombMan12]

Rather amusing how it says "your intelligence has been damaged" multiple times

[XlXZiggyXlX]

Woulda been funny if a wolf was near you and you couldn't have fast travelled.....

[XDTomHD]

I was gonna try that, then i took an arrow in the knee!

10 points

[MrArees98]

i thought u cant travel while ur in the air

[theravenkings]

OMG MAN put god mode on!!!! coe is 'tgm'

[poopdawgidy]

HE SURVIVED

[eyymile]

how to survive? tgm

[valzilla2000]

Jump off on a horse.

[sameq1337]

Open console and type tmg

[gatordontplayson]

Why so many dislikes?

[09zoulzm]

Love how people don't understand the trolling nature of this. Props to you man.

[Roxas1344]

fail



[afrosamuria1]

somehow you survive when you fast travel dont you hit the ground and walk up there and jump then the screen comes to normal gameplay cuase fastraviling is wierd when you can do it even though you are about to die from a really long fall

[TheAmazingLumberJack]

ltearthworm is soooo gay.

[timedragon1]

yep skooma can make people do some crazy things.

[NeoTStyle]

He just teleports through fast travel.

THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE IRL.

[shultz43613]

PLAYER MARKER!!!

[SweedishPenguin]

i never got shadow mare in the dark brotherhood. Do you know why?

[freefallproductions3]

how do you find shadowmere cause i lost him i forget where he is i put him somewhere is there some easy way to find him??

[FinalDream666]

@freefallproductions3

when i lost shadowmere i went back to the tower(Castle), whatever, that you meet lucious... can't remember how to spell his name. that is the best way i found so far. Hopw you find shadowmere again!!!

[freefallproductions3]

@FinalDream666 thanks bro

[CharlieWillisVG]

@FinalDream666 lucien lachance

[speznazporkchop]

@freefallproductions3 fast travel

[4c1ll473m]

so little inteligence in this video :P

[Sava1997]

you know how?

pres ` and type "tgm" for god mode ad just jump

[thevashfan12392]

@Sava1997 you men ~ and type in tgm

[erykkrol]

ive gotta show adoring fan this video

[TurmoilTom]

Why is everyone hating on this vid?

I thought it was hilarious.

[StanleyIRichards]

Nice one.

[izthishuman]

seriously, i actually just survived this. just as i was about to hit the ground, i did a fire spell thing and i just landed and didn't die. ain't got a vid though. if you try it, you ma not succeed though, cos i did it accidently

[ZephTES]

I jumped with my lvl 30 character and i survived this is gay and pointless.

faggotry everywhere

[vidmaster4life]

@ZephTES i got lvl 41 character and die how did you survive?

[gtaniano]

GAY

[helmento]

or you could just type in tgm and jump.........DUMBASS

[pwnmaster235]

you know i've met some big ass dumbass's but i think you top it

[Godclash]

Hahah! He downs some skooma before jumping

[TheJabbawockeez4life]

LOL. 'Jumps of cliff'

Your intelligence has been damaged. LOL

[brandonmit]

oh my gosh youre the grey fox O;

[xWHITEfeatherSNIPERx]

@brandonmit

[STARD00R]

would be awesome if instead of fast travelling, you slept on the bed of the camp where you were gonna fall

[milos05]

Bitch gimme my 30 seconds back! You know for 30 seconds i could fuck ur mom .... Twice !!! =D

[Archlvt]

@milos05 Dude.......You burned yourself more than you burned him. 30 seconds for two rounds? See a doctor.

[milos05]

@Archlvt dude it was joke,if you don't believe me,ask his mom.

[xWHITEfeatherSNIPERx]

@milos05 in 30 seconds i could fuck your mom 47.2534868568346674839 times

[milos05]

@xWHITEfeatherSNIPERx You're my personal hero! Now go kill urself like this guy on video,thank you!!!

[ShadoShade]

How is it fake? And for all that it matters, your the gay one... I mean, the dude did survive...

[Dilz424]

@djagro1998 Shut the fuck up you annoying chavvy 12 year old, Your not a DJ you are a retard

[radioactiveblender]

i lost shadowmere because of a glitch, if you go into a fort while she is being attacked appertain she disappears forever

[TheGraphical]

that is so stupid, 

[magma237]

you beat me to it...by four years :( haha I was going to do something like this.

[Sayain50]

i want 30 secs of my life back

[XatechChaos]

Shadowmere! Man, I hated killing those Argonians in that Dark Brotherhood quest.

[choconinny]

Wow, all down to good timing hey? ;)

[narutosasuke1800]

lol nice

[mitpeterlustigdusche]

low

[Jalookah]

@VeggieNinjah

Infact, since were all looking to real life definitions and circumstances, the fall IS infact dangerous. He could have suffered massive hearing damage from the pressure of the high altitude changing in his ear to the pressure of the low altitude.

And before you say "Hearing damage can't kill you", Look at the definition you posted earlier. It says nothing of the danger being lethal.

So there.

Stop trolling.

[kanokadude]

really he just survived the dive but he didn't attempt to survive the jump from top to very bottom

[sihplak]

"Intelligance has been damaged"

I agree.

[Savstad95]

see you run it on PC? Just use God Mode, you know; § + tgm

[TheVashfan12349]

how do you get to the dive rock???

[KamiDisturbed]

I want skooma! :D

[Renegader51]

actually he was threatened he just wasnt a retard and hit the ground.

[bizimoton]

wow thats some fast "fast travel,,

[lolatmyage]

ive thought of making a fortify speed spell, like +100 for 10 seconds

[Micronuub1]

Omg... xD

[frankkleef]

or you just go god cheat..duh

[scarabix3D]

hehe...messing up with your mind as i see?

[Riku72293]

you know, i just found out that one drink of skooma does some permanent damage to your intelligence, to get it back, id suggest doing the permanent enchantment glitch, thats the only time i ever used that glitch

[ltearthworm]

@Riku72293 You can get it back with Restore Int. potions. This character had 0 int for a while before I realized it. Then I just alchmied up some potions and problem solved :D

[BucketofThrowup]

@ltearthworm you could also go to a chapel which is easier than finding restores

[italianboy555100]

@ltearthworm but dont you need int for alchemy?

[PrisonerofReality]

@ltearthworm or just visit a church

[xxUNDEADxxify]

@ltearthworm i drank a total of 36 bottles of skooma and my intelligence is at 3 and i suck at alchemy any way i could BUY  potions

[JockeTheMaze]

@Riku72293 pray at a chapel is the best way

[XXXPharcydeXXX]

lol you bastard you cant fast travel in mid air!

[Lilreb1860]

@Pharcyde: yes you can, its Fallout 3 that you cant Fast trav in midair.

Atleast you can on my game(no mods/cheats)

[ctmartin87]

itearthworm your tottaly wrong 4 vs 1 beats u SUCKKKAAA

[bigbaldin]

haha thats a kewl trick :) useless, but kewl

can you survive this by activate the bed when your close to the ground? when i saw that right, there was a ... em... how is it called... occasionally? :)

[cryofthehorde]

Redbull gives you wings so does

Skooma

[IhearaHunter117]

@cryofthehorde no, red bull gives you wings and skooma gives you a tail.

[FPSxDante]

What was the special thing? ._. I mean what was the skooma for? speed boost? why do you need it? Because usually anybody could have than that even without the skooma...

[Remoniq]

Skooma gives you wings.

[VeggieNinjah]

Itearthworm,

Of course it's not. But if you look under the word "tool" you will find your name. Anyway, the point was that in order to "survive" the fall from Dive Rock you actually have to hit the fucking ground! Numerous people have made videos of them actually HITTING the ground- so whether or not he "hit" anything doesn't matter because he didn't "survive" anything either. His life wasn't threatoned so he didn't have anything to survive from. So the video is null invoid.

[ltearthworm]

So clearly, because my life isn't threatened on a daily basis, I don't survive day to day life. Remember, it's not the fall that kills you. It's the ground.

[VeggieNinjah]

That depends, have you jumped off Dive Rock reciently? Making it personal doesn't help you in an arguement just so you know. Either way that wasn't my point. Numerous people have posted up vidoes of them actually falling,hitting the ground, and surviving it. The title of the video was "How to survive the dive", which brought up the assumption that he was gonna fall off and hit the ground. But he didn't. Thing is, I'm not the only one who commented on the fact that the video was bullshit...

[VeggieNinjah]

Oh yeah and for the record, it's not the ground that kills you either,it's the part of your brain that's missing that tells you not to jump...

[Riku72293]

that sounds like something some wise man would say, did you make that up or here it from some one, or something else?\

p.s. survived the fall, on my ps3, so there were no mods, and i might try to reenact it and capture it on footage

[Youdsavedme]

@ltearthworm

that´s true. you won´t die during the fall.

[DarrenFlood1995]

@ltearthworm Wow that is an amazing comeback

[Zachary9161]

@ltearthworm lol OWNED



[ColonelCashew]

@ltearthworm You basically proved yourself wrong. "It's not the fall that kills you it's the ground" therefor you were not in danger, so there was no chance of dying.

[ltearthworm]

@ColonelCashew hence "survive"

And holy crap that last comment was over a year ago o.o

[dethklok6511]

@VeggieNinjah You sir fail at life.

[MrNxjohn]

@VeggieNinjah that comments null invoid 

[MissFangbanger]

@VeggieNinjah If you're going to say that someone's video is "null and void", at least SPELL IT CORRECTLY.

Please, check your comments before posting, everyone!

[VeggieNinjah]

@ MilesBennetDyson,

Oh, aren't you cute! You answer people with questions, don't you feel special. Well, since you obviously don't get it, let me dumb it down for you. As I write this, I am reading the Webster's New World Dictionaries definition of "survive" and I quote, "To continue to live AFTER or in spite of; to continue living or existing, as AFTER an event." So considering he did not hit the ground, he did not complete his task. Since he did not complete his task, he did not "survive".

[ltearthworm]

Funny. I'm also looking at a dictionary and hitting something is not at all mentioned in the entry for "dive"...

[Zachary9161]

@ltearthworm OWNED AGAIN

LOLOLOL

[Youdsavedme]

@VeggieNinjah

let´s put it this way. when you are facing danger but in the end you overcome it, then what have you done? survived. he was facing the danger of hitting ground and dying from that impact but he overcame the danger. so he survived.

[Itsakitchenfire]

@VeggieNinjah dude.. calm down. its a video on youtube haha

and i thought it was funny. itearthworm you rock for this and cuz my name has it in it too. high five! or something..

[roccohuzzah]

@VeggieNinjah nerd

[guitarhero1346]

where do you get skooma?

[TheDragonageorigins]

lol i remember taking off all my crap drinking 103 skooma and jumping from there to land in the imperial city, i died, but i think it was also bcuz i had 100 acrobatics

[selkie210]

lol good way to get skooma would be duplication i think

[famforce55]

Just go to Nordinor in Bravil, between the Fair Deal and SIlverhome on the Water after midnight. He sells nothing but Skooma.

[famforce55]

OoOoo wow, you fast-traveled in mid-air. That's not surviving, that's wimping out.

[GameWiz1305]

didn't even hit the damn ground!!

[VeggieNinjah]

That's fucking bullshit!!!! You didn't "survive" a goddamn thing!!!! You didn't even hit the ground!!!!

[MilesBennetDyson]

@VeggieNinjah That's probably why he survived then?

[LethalBulldog]

the bad effects becuase the stats were damaged, not drained... so u need to restore the stats... ALSO PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the basement of The Best Defence (or some building in the Market District), theres two rooms. In one of the rooms theres a few bottles of skooma on the table. Thank you.

[HyperBob0007]

there is another way in fort....homestead at the warlord place u pick a hard chest and u get 8 skooma than u can just duplicate it,

[deltaI78]

actually, you can get skooma in another way, but you'll have to buy it.

in bravil, go to the alley in the middle of the inn at 12 AM. a guy sells it there and you can get unlimited amounts of it.

[96DieHard]

You can get skooma 2 ways:

1. do the greyalnds quest just outside leyawiin and its in one of the chests in the house

2. there is a skooma den with skooma in in bravil. You can't buy so you might have to permanetly borrow it ;)

[ShotuTeeheeM16]

actualy in one of the mages guild there is a chest with skooma times 3 in it

[tomfrankly]

you can also buy it from shady sam

[MrPudding28]

you can buy it from a shady guy outside the imperial wheel area thing

[ray0139]

how the heck do you get skooma?? i cant find it.

[pinapplerobot]

you cant fast traveel in the air

[ltearthworm]

You can without patches.

[XSchwingerX]

actually you still can, I do it all the time and I have every dlc for the game on 360

[TheAviator8]

gay, you never hit the ground so you never completed the dive...

[niknoi86]

lol

[blister737]

lmao, "ur intelligence is being damaged" wtf do u think?!?!? ur jumping off a mountain! lol

[KiNgOfSuPrAs]

i need help im o a mission for the count and she wont me to go to dragon claw rock and read this shit to find all the places so i can find the cave to go get some enchanted shit if any one can help or knows the mission im on let me know were to go

[SquintingSquid]

Some draconian madstone thingie?

Follow the journal you were given.

[BrokenSword47]

Google Oblivion Wiki. Uesp is the one you need.

[VictoryfortheHorde]

That mission is simple.

Little irritating but use your compass if they tell you to go in a certain direction (been a while since I did the mission)

[MozillaFirefoxFan]

How To Fast Travel

title fixed

[mikemike8000]

He didn't survive anything, except maybe air resistance illness which doesn't even exist!

[Kozimierz]

This is so lame

[5LIPkno71]

i jump off that all the time and servive

[foxhound1016]

u can do that if u didnt patch the glitch

[MrDeathTown]

you survived nothing.. you just traveled in the right moment..

[alittlechaos]

i jumped with shadowmere and survived it must of been a glich

:P

[AsashiSakai]

what the?? i can´t fast travel when i am falling or jumping :(

[soopasnowman]

lol me neither. maybe he somehow did it the exact second he hit the ground, but he still hadnt died yet... or maybe hes hacking

[thecooler29]

Or maybe you don't know what your talking about, I can do it too.

[Fireman4066]

CRAP!

[Joeyg143]

Please jump off with your horse. That'd be hilarious.

[standeman80]

What he does survive!?

[Carm3nR0bb]

Pure stupidity.

[sk8itout1]

dude u didnt even hit the ground

cheepo!

[kiljoy12345678]

HOLY SKOOOMA!

[masterkorn]

jump from highest point on map

[Lkvb123]

Thanks man, very good!

[wolfsilverkitten]

if you have it on the comp, you can also just enable god mode.

-tgm for those that don't know it

[ttstudios55]

lol.. i am actually able to survive that on my xbox 360:p

with the permanent enchant glitch

[Forkhead21]

Lol...

[BRADARISTA]

lol skumma is cool innit

[Raziter]

I thought you couldn't wait or fast travel while in the air?

[JamesBailed]

exactly!

[liamspeed]

wow HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?

DURRRRRR

[SwankySky]

fuck i said it because the video is dumb

[MetaKnightForKing281]

*Sarcasm* OMG DUDE THX I NEVER KNEW THAT! *Sarcasm*

[EnterTheTwilight369]

can the Nvidia GeForce 9200 (256 mb dedicated) run Oblivion ? with vista ? ty lol

[Maxer5ooo]

yes

[TsukiChiChan]

HAHA! When you jumped, there was a message in the upper left corner saying "Your intelligence has been damaged" :D

Epic win!

[HearmenowMH]

stupid... i'm able to survive it without fast travel

[CeruleanXpommeFenix]

no, you arent, its impossible unless you use mods

[HearmenowMH]

Yes it is possible,

my acrobatics is 100, i've got lots of health, I used magic and powers

And I survived!

This was on Xbox so no cheats were used

[prime618]

it is possible actually...

u would need a hell of a lot of fortify endurance and shielding though

[airbender460]

lol just hope you dont get too neere a monster or something, then you cant fast travel :P

[kooliomama]

u cant fast travel in air its fake.......