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  • Poor Onino Knight, always having BM hurt him both physically and mentally. 

  • A frighteningly accurate depiction of this "satanic" game.

  • 4 people didn't get a mountain dew :P

  • Satan AND DnD! Oh hell yeah! :D

  • my DM was mean, if you attack the darkness, the darkness would attack you back.

  • LOL!

  • 8===D

    

  • i only have 1 thing to say about this vid

    8===|) white guy

    8========|) Black guy

  • 2 gym teachers dislike

  • wheres the version that sings hey jude after the ending?

  • This is from a video game called "Summoner" for the Playstation 2. To see the scene that this dialogue was taken from, you just select "Credits" from the game menu and skip them. :]

  • @liegeofshadows Actually, the scene in Summoner was taken from the Dead Ale Wives release. This is the original audio. There is no original video.

  • that was literally exactly like my first dnd session lol

  • roll the dice to see if your getting drunk!!! lol

  • LOL

  • its funny cause its like there addicted

  • I wanna cast "magic missile"! ^_______^

  • where is the real version of this commercial?

  • When I first started playing D&D, my parents were a little uneasy. They soon learned that it is EXACTLY like this XD and being a chick, I empathize with those women in the tavern.

  • Dr. Demento!

  • Thedailyblink made me come back here....again. I can't count how many times i've watched this and it gets funier and funnier.

  • I love the guy in the kitchen. xD

  • Thumbs up if you watched this yearrrrs ago on Newgrounds

  • I hate the curse that Mickey Mouse placed on my head.

    If the Disney and WB cartoons were doing this:

    Mickey Mouse (in that famous outfit from Fantasia)=Red Mage

    Bugs Bunny (as a ninja)=Thief

    Harry Potter=Black Mage

    Rizzle the Rat (in that swashbuckling outfit)=Fighter

  • @SirGabriel2076 What the hell are you talking about?

  • Does anyone else find it weird that he had Mordenkainen's faithful hound, a level five spell, in a level one campaign?

  • Dungeons and Dragons.....SATAN'S GAY!

  • Where can I find the original video???

  • @Craigmightus Newgrounds I think

  • I love how nerdy they sound :)

  • i wonder what roll you have to get to crit hit a level 100 dialga..

    

  • I first saw the actual video for this after playing the game, the summoner. Such a great game.

  • Reminds me of when my group role plays! XD

  • DND is nothing like this at all! At no time have I ever had Cheetos while playing. We prefer nachos.

    Its a huge difference...

  • @moridain not when ur high

  • Sword of Ogre Decapitation anyone?

  • lol ff characters play a game of fighting monsters instead of fighting them themselves... thats the smartest thing ive ever heard anyone say about anything

  • I'm attacking the darkness!

  • Did any one notice that there are only SIX ogres attacking when the DM says there are SEVEN?

  • @mastermultiverse One of them is cloaked. OR... one of them is an Ogre Sniper! You can't see it because it's outside the screen, ready to fire a crossbow!

  • @mastermultiverse

    The seventh may be that little thing next to the green one's right foot. Tiny ogre.

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  • Satanism is the only way to go.

  • "No you didn't!!! You didn't actually say you were casting the spell so now there's ogres okay!" lol Fighting with the DM can be hazardous to your character's health.

  • @mertrae "What? Orcs? *random slur of curses the DM can't understand*-ing crap! I was used my magic missile so they wouldn't attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

    "Oh, did I say Orcs? I meant Beholder."

    "I HAD MY MAG-"

    "Er, I meant Pit Demon."

    The rest of the adventuring party pips in. "Shut the hell up, Gary."

  • @mertrae DM is wrong check, role 99 or higher.

  • No you didn't! You didn't actually cast the spell so there's ogre's there! lol

  • I do this every time I play.

  • EL DIABLO!

    Thanks for the upload, the other video was taken down...

  • hahahahaha lol that was funny

  • IF THERES ANY GIRLS I WANNA DO THEM!

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