This is from a video game called "Summoner" for the Playstation 2. To see the scene that this dialogue was taken from, you just select "Credits" from the game menu and skip them. :]
When I first started playing D&D, my parents were a little uneasy. They soon learned that it is EXACTLY like this XD and being a chick, I empathize with those women in the tavern.
lol ff characters play a game of fighting monsters instead of fighting them themselves... thats the smartest thing ive ever heard anyone say about anything
@mastermultiverse One of them is cloaked. OR... one of them is an Ogre Sniper! You can't see it because it's outside the screen, ready to fire a crossbow!
"No you didn't!!! You didn't actually say you were casting the spell so now there's ogres okay!" lol Fighting with the DM can be hazardous to your character's health.
Poor Onino Knight, always having BM hurt him both physically and mentally.
ChasoGod 4 days ago
A frighteningly accurate depiction of this "satanic" game.
Jianju69 3 weeks ago
4 people didn't get a mountain dew :P
VampiressVixen 3 weeks ago
Satan AND DnD! Oh hell yeah! :D
SkatasticKatheryn 4 weeks ago
my DM was mean, if you attack the darkness, the darkness would attack you back.
Percadan 1 month ago
LOL!
atndybeach 1 month ago
8===D
shb86 1 month ago
i only have 1 thing to say about this vid
8===|) white guy
8========|) Black guy
shb86 1 month ago
2 gym teachers dislike
AlllexL 1 month ago 4
wheres the version that sings hey jude after the ending?
KhorneProphet 1 month ago
This is from a video game called "Summoner" for the Playstation 2. To see the scene that this dialogue was taken from, you just select "Credits" from the game menu and skip them. :]
liegeofshadows 1 month ago
@liegeofshadows Actually, the scene in Summoner was taken from the Dead Ale Wives release. This is the original audio. There is no original video.
paladin181 4 weeks ago
that was literally exactly like my first dnd session lol
munkywithagun 2 months ago
roll the dice to see if your getting drunk!!! lol
wornstorm 2 months ago
LOL
iluvcynder 2 months ago
its funny cause its like there addicted
mrxai658 2 months ago
I wanna cast "magic missile"! ^_______^
Phemt81 2 months ago 3
where is the real version of this commercial?
MrJango1122 2 months ago
When I first started playing D&D, my parents were a little uneasy. They soon learned that it is EXACTLY like this XD and being a chick, I empathize with those women in the tavern.
Mizu1992 2 months ago
Dr. Demento!
Alpha0727 3 months ago
Thedailyblink made me come back here....again. I can't count how many times i've watched this and it gets funier and funnier.
dandoch1080 3 months ago 2
I love the guy in the kitchen. xD
A7XGroupie767 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched this yearrrrs ago on Newgrounds
Juggaliath 4 months ago 14
I hate the curse that Mickey Mouse placed on my head.
If the Disney and WB cartoons were doing this:
Mickey Mouse (in that famous outfit from Fantasia)=Red Mage
Bugs Bunny (as a ninja)=Thief
Harry Potter=Black Mage
Rizzle the Rat (in that swashbuckling outfit)=Fighter
SirGabriel2076 4 months ago
@SirGabriel2076 What the hell are you talking about?
Xbalanque84 3 months ago
Does anyone else find it weird that he had Mordenkainen's faithful hound, a level five spell, in a level one campaign?
Hulten450151 5 months ago 7
Dungeons and Dragons.....SATAN'S GAY!
Benanimate 5 months ago in playlist D&D parody's
Where can I find the original video???
Craigmightus 5 months ago
@Craigmightus Newgrounds I think
Duenas411 5 months ago
I love how nerdy they sound :)
lilsurfergrlsp 6 months ago
i wonder what roll you have to get to crit hit a level 100 dialga..
DryBones271 6 months ago
I first saw the actual video for this after playing the game, the summoner. Such a great game.
PacificaOcean 6 months ago
Reminds me of when my group role plays! XD
MiaBlood 6 months ago
DND is nothing like this at all! At no time have I ever had Cheetos while playing. We prefer nachos.
Its a huge difference...
moridain 6 months ago 3
@moridain not when ur high
epic0coconut 6 months ago
Sword of Ogre Decapitation anyone?
Efreeti 7 months ago 4
lol ff characters play a game of fighting monsters instead of fighting them themselves... thats the smartest thing ive ever heard anyone say about anything
Fierywaffleman 7 months ago
I'm attacking the darkness!
Ashwgun 8 months ago
Did any one notice that there are only SIX ogres attacking when the DM says there are SEVEN?
mastermultiverse 8 months ago
@mastermultiverse One of them is cloaked. OR... one of them is an Ogre Sniper! You can't see it because it's outside the screen, ready to fire a crossbow!
BlueBirdChannel 7 months ago
@mastermultiverse
The seventh may be that little thing next to the green one's right foot. Tiny ogre.
AvatarYoda 6 months ago
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januseva 8 months ago
Satanism is the only way to go.
InSorteDiaboIi 8 months ago 2
"No you didn't!!! You didn't actually say you were casting the spell so now there's ogres okay!" lol Fighting with the DM can be hazardous to your character's health.
mertrae 8 months ago 71
@mertrae "What? Orcs? *random slur of curses the DM can't understand*-ing crap! I was used my magic missile so they wouldn't attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
"Oh, did I say Orcs? I meant Beholder."
"I HAD MY MAG-"
"Er, I meant Pit Demon."
The rest of the adventuring party pips in. "Shut the hell up, Gary."
103CDavis 6 months ago
@mertrae DM is wrong check, role 99 or higher.
gamerman2934 1 month ago
No you didn't! You didn't actually cast the spell so there's ogre's there! lol
mertrae 8 months ago
I do this every time I play.
shadowtheef115 8 months ago
EL DIABLO!
Thanks for the upload, the other video was taken down...
LughOnG 8 months ago
hahahahaha lol that was funny
EpicMin3craft 8 months ago
IF THERES ANY GIRLS I WANNA DO THEM!
miseter14 9 months ago 82
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