Break-Up Letter - Fake British Accent Day!

[britishcj91]

It just sounds like a pompous American. At the beginning it was kinda ok, but it's rubbish.

[amberstone18]

sounds like that chick from It crowd

[BobertTheBrony]

i love how most of these comments are people who are british. or at least know what british is.

protip: i am British. worst accent ever.

[sharkmanray]

british= welsh scottish irish and english

You have failed to do 1 of these accents im sorry

[TheKingmarshmaalo]

this is not a british accent. im a british girl and i dont talk like that

[wateryone6]

Salad fingers accent more like it.

[slytherkatify]

umm,, shouldn't it be a ENGLISH accent?? I'm scottish, and I don't talk like that lol

[LoreH3112]

FAIL

[allenmanbear]

you fucking suck

[HYPE3223]

GO HANG YOURSELF..... THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME

[xnoelfieldingsgirlx]

Woah, I'm English, and I don't know a single soul who speaks like that.

Americans don't know a single fucking thing about Britain. Stop being so stereotypical you asshat.

[d34NR4wNs]

you a dick, cus that sounds scottish, yes scotland is a british country you retard. Also England is one of the UN-poshest countrys in the world so fuck off????

[cicadianrhythm]

And for the record? Listening to British people try to do the "American accent" is one of the great joys of life; lighten the holy hell up.

[cicadianrhythm]

I'm pretty sure that the phrase "fake British accent" is a clue-in that 1) it's not going to be good and 2) it's going to be stereotypical, so I don't know what people expected. A highly specific and accurate regional accent?

Meanwhile, British people? Enough with the scandalized "Nobody talks like that! There's no such thing as a British accent!" shtick, as if the British don't have a generic "American" accent that they like to pull out for laughs.

[TheMonochromeBird]

God, I would feel offended but instead I feel sorry for you for attempting to do those stereotypical British accents that died out in the Victorian era. *throws boiling tea in face*

[coscanoe]

This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.

[DragonGuy93bg]

Just 5 seconds after I've seen this you made me touch my hands so they to switch to another video cuz this one wasn't really good

[CGibby94]

You can't even say "dance" in an english accent. You have failed.

[SydniLouise93]

LOL Salad fingers appeared next to this in the related videos xD

[UKxxSophiiiexxUK]

That accent is shocking lol tut tut

[fundramaticreadings]

This is a much better reading with an actual British accent:

watch?v=ys-ygvSJ0Yw

[Nonamearisto]

This is hard to listen to.

[dawn12935]

FAIL IT SUCKS

[IWishIWereLineRider]

that was such an air hostess accent. I genuinely expected you to say "and please take time to locate the nearest exit, which may be behind you" lol! Nice effort :-)

[Greenday2019]

i think its cool, but it aounds like a girl virsion of the salad fingers

[3seashells]

You asked us when you put this on the internet!

[lousparre]

fail.

[frosajt91]

Whats a dillhole?

[TheAmberOwl]

Hell, I'm British, and I find that offensive. You, dear, have obviously never heard a british person say two words.

[Stikmentor]

@TheAmberOwl

That sounds like no british person I've ever heard in my entire life.

[keitochan1]

This is pretty awful.

[1my2username3sux4lol]

this accent is shite.

[xxMusicalFreak]

You sound like Salad Fingers.

[OmniNero]

@xxMusicalFreak lmao I thought of Salad Fingers too!

[LordThanathos]

@xxMusicalFreak You're so damn right.

[nullsquared]

@xxMusicalFreak true O_O

[roaneah]

@xxMusicalFreak SALANT FIMBLES

[lucasmccarty]

its pretty gud.

[Toky0tikkle]

were you masterbating during this video? LOL.

[sanuka]

what the hell british accent my arse this is blood bollox

[L3waNai]

hmm thats not british accent but nice try lol

[OhTheOtherDude]

Keep on trollin' trollin' trollin'

[sonofgalowfire]

you think that is british. im not troling, but realy? you think thats what i sound like. british people dont have rediciously high voices and dont sound...... well..... whatever that is. u need to get ur acent sorted out m8.

[Dinyang]

Get a better mic.

[pikachuokami90]

ok im british, and im PRETTY SURE i dont sound like that XD

[JPSmonkey111]

you suck ass at speaking shit head. never post a video again. faggot.

[myshilohmy]

@JPSmonkey111 hey so that was a reasonable reaction

[orniver]

It's "People say you asked me", not "esked me". Failed from the very beginning.

[Krakdown88]

BLOODY GODAWFUL BRITISH ACCENT MATE

[Stehnz]

LOLZ DATS SHITE

[falconpunch10]

thats a jibirish accent, not british

[BraveHearted14]

This sounds EXACTLY like my x-friend omg lol! :D

[portsmouthprincess]

sorry but that is Fucking Shit the worst fake "british accent" EVER!

{not even an accent really cos you sound sooo weird!}

[Judes6647]

Ear rape... 

[Vyce23]

your accent sucks asshole

[LazyBones0027]

You epic failed at the British accent, your reading isn't even dramatic and it's epic-lee gay.

[pillowsan]

Holy shit, it's Helena Bonham Carter!

[halocharmer94]

@pillowsan I KNOW RIGHT.

[T3HNaMe]

fail 

[YardleyNowOrg]

WOW GTFO This is terrible, kill yourself for this!

[YardleyNowOrg]

wow

[donalddrama141]

Good attempt at a stereotypical British accent. But it failed miserably. And, compared to the original reading, this sucks.

[listentohella]

you sound cute :)

[harrythelarry]

just awful.

[chrism356]

i bet he was like wanking at the same time

[gtfonewfag]

After listening to NonDripHelmets version or whatever, I can safely say that all aspects of this are fucking terrible.

You have one of those irritating nasally voices that can only be produced from a 13 year old. Also the accent alone sucks, you are attempting to do the 'generic British' voice, which for the most part does not apply to many BRITISH people nowadays.

I didn't make it past 30 seconds before I posted this comment, seriously remove yourself from the internet.

[creeball]

@gtfonewfag: yeah, that "hugh grant" type english accent that people try to do pisses me off. its as if people forget that england has a working class.

[gtfonewfag]

I would also like to add that I love how lowly rated this video is for all of the views it has. Seriously deserves 1.5 stars...

[GraterFace]

@gtfonewfag

so true. I only watched 15 seconds D:

[MewBuruberi]

@gtfonewfag Coming from a real 13 year old...She does sound like most of the kids in my homeroom. And she's mumbling. That British accent isn't an accent...It's TORTURE!

[cfm1988]

fail

[babypellien]

stop stop. you're ruining.

[suicycle9]

british people are not posh im british and im not some posh fuck living in the 1800's witch you seem to think and if you really think that then your a stupid fat spotty greedy arrogant cunt.

[silverwolf315]

@suicycle9

WITCH?! WHERE?! ARE WE GOING TO BURN THEM?!

[suicycle9]

hopefully

[MecaDope]

Not enough confidence!

[ItsMarcT]

fail

[NikkiNx]

no.

[abrcrmbgrlify]

your accent switches up a lot...but liked the attempt. .ex.oh.

[lain777]

this sucks

[portianay]

Not nearly as hilarious as the original male non-British reader. This chick just sounds bored and boring and nasal.

[emilyelizabeth1989]

we dont all talk like this good sir but what a jolly good attempt, what what, tallyho?! *hunts a fox*

[spazzing]

sounds really british I like her voice but...this wasn't funny sorry

[clintblackx]

Sucks

[sgtsambo97]

Sounds like a fucking idiot thinking were the top hat wearers again.

SHOW HIM CHAVS? K?

[YourBohemianDancing]

This is such a rubbish British accent that I am even inclined to believe that it's a British person trying to trick people in a round-about way.

Your voice varies from Lily Allen to Dutch.

[jammybizzle666]

what the fuck is this shit

some shit kid from america whos voice hasnt broken attempting to put on an accent for the greatest country on earth? what a terrible insult

[justtogetby23]

calm down jammybizzle666, doing the greatest country on earth proud.

[PearsRpretty]

er, good point. but, disagreeing on the Best Country On Earth thing.

Sorry Britain, This is embarrasing to America.

[MayerEO]

could be more....vowel-ish. and a bit more...confident. =DXDDF()(DFkncxkvfhjsfsnxc

[manoftweed]

sounds british to me

[Renvcky]

what part of england is this accent supposed to be from? - im a geordie btw, and noone talks like this up here, or anywhere else for that matter...

plz stick to listening to the original. ^-^

[danee]

LAAAAAAAAAME!

[Rosala]

Stop speaking through your nose.

I'm british, from london haha innit

your accent is okay, lol it sounds like your been learning from your stereotype disney movies where they all speak posh lol

next time try not to be so stereotypical but it was alright actually lol

[Rmg12]

this is the worst 'british' accent ever. There is no such thing as a british accent. Every part of the country has different accents, but not even similar, I mean completely different. look at scouse, geordie and cockney. completely different

[jmatthews13]

Annoying. Nobody can compete with the original.

[Universalcorps]

if you put your microphone a little bit away from your mouth you wont get that stupid noise.

This is annoying,

[NonDripHelmet]

haters shut it, this rocks

[blink18stu]

????????

[TheDoucheFairy]

eeek i am wearing headphones woman!!! your mouth clicks are killing my ears D8!!!

[RockIforILyfe]

epic fail

[hax0rboi]

BRITISH PEOPLE ARE AWESOME! without british people all the british all you americans would be speaking german. so think about that next time you slag off the british you fat american fucking cowboy dickheads.

[fundamentalofhate]

we know that about you people that's basic knowledge, but that doesn't mean you don't talk funny as hell.

[S0N1CSHAD0W]

You are an EPIC FAIL.

[Nemesiss120]

EPIC FAIL !! OMG

[theoupontyne]

What British people talk like that?

[dunks2612]

exactly!

[NonDripHelmet]

I LOVE IT!

[msserena08]

epic fail

[Valgrindar]

It's just really not dramatic enough.

Fail.

[thereisonly7things]

it does suck and you are sooooooooooooo not funny!!!!!!!

[lostaddict12]

this sucks. it's not funny. :\

original one ftw :D

[00UrinalCake00]

EPIC FAIL!!!

[KissTheMonkey08]

Nobody asked you to watch the damn thing, dillholes.

[sanuka]

@KissTheMonkey08 the original is funnier i hate when people try to capitalise on other peoples video

[kcoolkthankskbye]

@KissTheMonkey08 dillholes? good one.

[Vrathal]

This isn't British. It's Mumblish.

[ROGUEGRIFFEN]

Wow. Waste of time. Thank you for ruining this small section of my life. AND STOP SPEAKING IN MONOTONE! THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BRITISH!!!

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

that was horrible

[ilkovsky]

lol, fake brit accent :D ^^

Harsh letter.