A HellfireComms Dramatic Reading: My Immortal [Chapter 23]

[eternalobliviox71]

0:08 ...I don't even think that can be spoken by mortal man... Sounds like a demonic chant.

0:12 Even though not one of them was positive?

0:18 'The Box Guru'? Sounds like.. some guy from Channel Awesome.

0:35 Suddenly you're bleeping swears? Boy, how consistent!

0:47 So angry about how you're the one person who can stop the Dar- I mean, 'Bark' Lord?

1:05 You're guess is as good as mine.

1:08 ...The world's most gothic cereal. Chocula.

1:11 'Someone had broken in with a ten-gauge!'

(CONT)

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 1:18 Weren't they sitting right next to you?

1:29 ...It's your fetish pal, don't have to share it with the class.

1:43 You said it, not me, you three-year-old.

1:57 We've seen him a dozen times now, just say 'Vloximore' already!

2:12 I know. So many characters, not one of them developed in the least!

2:32 YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT THERE! DO IT YOURSELF YOU DIPSHIT!

2:49 so he dies either way. Why is there a problem?

3:07 I hate you.

3:11 Now you're hitting on him?

[FaK3JuRiSdIcTiOn]

Ville Valo -_- You cannot get as sexy as him >:I don't even try! :P God what a waste of a HIM fan!

[TheInkySea]

Hey guys! Who wants to shit next to Enoby? 8D

[polyxenophile]

She keeps complaining about posers pretending to be goffik when they're really not, and then goes and eats a bowl of Count Chocula. We shouldn't judge, though.She's probably saving all of her Boo-Berry for her brunch with Casper, Edward Cullen, and the BFG.

[skadiyoko]

You know, Britany! The fuukin preap of the story! Duh.

[polyxenophile]

@skadiyoko I'm beginning to think that "the foking prep" is actually her last name. In which case, her parents should have named her Morgana or Malificent for dramatic irony. I would have (which I why I should ALWAYS be advised against having children)

[spideyag1962]

HOLLY SHICK SHE GOT 10.000 REVOWS

[spideyag1962]

HOLLY SHI

[fuzluv95]

LOL I love how his, "My, wasn't that just wonderful," gets more and more frustrated with each chapter.

[ArcticFoxKit]

Darth... Valer? :\

Wuht?

[Cannonsilencer]

I want to shit next to her... wow

[SupernaturalBassoon]

NO! I screamed sexily.

... GoodfuckingGod.

[XxTemmaxX]

woah woah wait...what just happened?

[Godfather91290]

Most people are unaware of the throwaway character, Darth Valer, who preceded Darth Vader. Lucas sold off the rights to this bland and horrible character and it unfortunately stumbled into the hands of this dumb bitch, excuse me "bich"

[ThePhycoshaymin]

My Imortal makes Twilight look like Holes.

[JDJeffery]

You don't know who "Vile Volo" is? You're such a prep! XD

Don't worry though, because I am too, apparently.

[Pooky1991]

LOL Nothinh makes sense!

[kmbloomy]

dude, listening to you read it, and then reading along.....omg i started crying it was sooo funny!

[ktcougarus]

I am seriously crying. this might be the best chapter.

[PieSpirit]

I figured it out. She's writing the worst story ever written because she hates the HP series so much since it portrays "preps" the the protagonists.

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

just wait. i hear marty mcfly makes a special guest appearance for some reason. yes, just kill of the rest of my happy memories, why don't you bitch?

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

I shooped eating.

.....SHOOP DA WOOP.

[mariiaha]

"No! I screamed sexily."

[softcelltainted22]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh, this cunt.....

[strwrsgirl13]

OMFFG liek Count Chocula is sooooooooo goffick!!!!!!!111oneone

[Darkhope112]

So now we have Darth Vader in here as well.

[babclayman1]

Woah. Are there more chapters in this thing, than there are proparly spelt words?

Draco: I want to shit next to her.

Vampire: No i do.

Look, i know we all despise this Mary Sue but no need to fight over who gets to shit next to her. We can all use her as our pooping station. In fact; she and our fieces are alike. they're both shit.

Nice reading ;)

[wingsonflames]

"Vampire?"

"Draco?"

"What the fuck?"

[Ashkihyena]

I love it when you said "Are you kidding me?!" after reading the Darth Valer part.

[nofishhere4]

"i drank some blood from a cup" dang i thought she would drink it from a dish =/

P.s. I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER!

[VaxVaxter]

Who the fuck is 'Darkness, who is Jenny'? Can't get enough of your dramatic reading, sir.

[Icerama108]

How do you spell half this stuff?

[zGoth09]

You don't. You just slam your face on the keyboard and press enter.

[Icerama108]

Oh I see, I think I'll go write a fanfic now. Would you like to hear it?

[TCUSolidWolf]

Anyone besides her are "The Divine Spirits of Language".

Speaking of which, NTom64, The Divine Spirit of Language is an actual soundtrack. I'd reccomend listening to it sometime.

[Grrdulance]

ahahaha i love the guy reading [=

[teababe27]

LMAO.

[desk003]

"who the fuck is that?" LMAO

[FinalTestiment49]

"while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way" Really?

[mysticwolf2314]

YA RLY!

[HybridMisfit]

Brittney is a never explored "prep" character...big suprise.

[YouthInAsia0]

I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER!!1!1

[mokiisansilentcow]

She just RUINED Ville Valo for me.

*slits wrists*

[YusukeYuichie]

Sorry boys, I don't think Ebony wants you shitting next to her... sorry I mean Enoby.

And If I got HALF as many comments as her I'd hate myself.

[Floyd5642]

Wow, a person named "Darkness." Everyone does everything angrily. It would be funny if it didn't give me a headache. Also, the red eyed guy has a boomstick?

[Floyd5642]

Okay, I misheard, but it would be awesome if he had a boomstick. Also, she screamed something sexily? How does one do that?

[msdramaqueeny]

Did she seriously get 10,000 reviews? Talk about 'flams'.

[wub111]

"I want to shit next to her!" "No i do" Shouted.

LOL XD

[teababe27]

I LOL'd at that part.

[Narwhal999]

Lots of x's 666 Lots of x's

[sassygrr]

i love how everyone is always coming

[candicurl]

Kill him or I shall kill him anyway!

Lol, why?

[xhiddenvampirex]

LMAO! Seriously ROFL!!!

I am listening to this while reading it xD

Im defo printing it off lol I want to shit next to her!1

lmaooo xD

x

[Hells666singer]

I think I know who Britney is... Britney Spears...

After all, we've Darth Vader as a wizard and Chuck Norris as a cat... why not Britney Spears as some random girl?

[dxmagma]

this is the part where Ntom finally snaps.

[Punkout16]

Kill him or I shall kill him anyway (sigh)

Now i'm going to fucking slit my wrist

[xGrensenx]

somebody kill sombody or I will >=(

[Megtheemolicous]

who the hell is britney!

that made me srsly lol

[ryukXsayu27]

"Eboby, Ebony, Darth Valer said evilly in his wrathful voice.." XXDDDDDDD

I still can't stop laughing at those names..

[MettaliarYanto]

"vile volo.. who the fuck is that"

oh God... xD

[MrMetalloidMan]

who the fuck would want to shit next to her?

[shitmyfuckass]

LMAO

"Eboby.....Ebony......."

[QJD1381]

Count chocula, ew.

[Protectorett]

After i heard the words darth vader, a little part of me died inside.

[Omgausername6]

...never before have i seen such a bastardized use of archaic pronouns....also both darth vader and chuck norris have now appeared in this fanfic....awesome

[MonbaraChan]

I want to shit next to her!1

[jomamasofat1]

"I want to shit next to her"

Umm, WTF?

[darkfire158]

I think that's not her mispelling, but that she actually was planning on them taking a dump next to her. It makes as much sense as anything else.

[jba1234567890]

Now darth vader is in the story?

I guess she gave up trying to spell voldemort.

[HelloTakun]

He didn't really give her much of a choice... " Kill him! Or I willl kill him anyway!" Also since when was this story called " Draco Malfoy and Enoby Eboby Ebony Raven Dementia Way" or whatever the fuck she calls herself? LOL Also, did you notice she didn't change Draco's name? Guess it sounded Goffik enough already. LOL "He had no nose, and he had no nose!!"

[HelloTakun]

"Rumbridge sawr us" sounds like Rumpridgesaurus lmfao Shitting next to someone is distasful. LOL "Hey Britney!Why are you messing with me?" Her old english is slightly better and less repetitive than her modern english! The irony!

[Hatsumi92]

Jesus Christ how many times must she say "Fuck"

[samuelljacksonkthnx]

Tom Bombadil and Darth Valer?

Apparently, Voldemort is going through an identity crisis. I think I should dissect this fanfic for my term paper, bahaha.

[WWETakerGirl]

More Count Chokula mmmm needs blood XD

[thecardboardbox13]

Count chockula is soooooooooooo gothic  XD

[orangenorth]

Yes just like how Lucky Charms is so irish...

[2toadsages]

Yep! lol

[Jedisw1]

Wait what, Darth Valer!!!What is going on, she lost me at chapter 2 with the "raining and snowing" thing.

good job tom, keep up the funnyness

[IkanaChaos]

who is brittney i lost track!!!

[danieldb631]

I think I can hear FTA's angry tyraid from here. It's actually...soothing, come to think of it. Indeed we are losing IQ points by listening to the material. 300 points to be exact. I'm looking at you Robotnik. That's right, I said Robotnik because I'm evil like that.

[MCLucario]

YAY! sonic referances!

[IamMullet]

so ebony sat next to 2 dracos and had guns and were gonna shit on her

[Axewhipe]

you sound like hook, from the movie hook.

[cross666fade]

"No! I screamed sexily."

...the fuck?...

[kurokekochan]

god im losing IQ points just listening to this...i can only imagine how you felt reading it.

[phoenixofgrief]

I was wondering the same thing, Tom...

"VOLSEYMORT!"

What the hell...did he just say Darth Vader??!!! Lawl!!! May the force be with you!

Apparently it is possible to scream in a "sexy" manner. Also, it seems that somewhere along the line, this Ebony... thing developed psychic powers. What next?

... Oh, Sonic! Hi, I was wondering when you'd show up...

[nejihater325]

but....but

Count Chocula is yummy!!!!

D:

But apperantly its 'goffik'

[GUNSNR0SESx]

"I want to shit next to her!" ROFLMAO.

[WWETakerGirl]

Pfft count chockula... WHY NOT FRUIT LOOPS?!?!?! :(

[jtull89]

Becuz she's goff, stoop flamming!

[TheFool1026]

Noez itz Flemming, stfu noobz i iz goffic and kawaii, (Ugh gods my brain did a backflip)

[tenigee]

Count Chocula is the most goth of all breakfast cereals.

[BopthatCherry]

I love how she spells the names wrong each time! xD

[GameTerminator]

Kill him or I'll kill him anyway!

...

VOLDEMORT, YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!

[smileysarah94]

what the hell was that about??

and who the fuck is britney?? lol

[ToboeFanatic]

...

xD

He wants to shit next to her..gah, so confused.

[atf12]

You fucking bustard! yelled Draco at Vampire. I want to shit next to her!1

God, I love this.

[Drouge87]

He wants to take a crap next to Enoby?

WHAT THE FLAPJACK! this story makes no sense at all

[ddgafd]

I felt really crazy today and decided to read this fanfic. The bad spelling made me twitch and my arms went numb.

[PadawanSerry]

Hey at least she didn't talk about clothes that much this chapter....right?

[dannypfan007]

this is a disgrace, and a horrid attempt at a fanfic

[SlyCopper23]

Ok, the bad guy says kill your friend. But he going to kill him anyway. So, what the fucking point? And who the hell is that prep? Man this story suckass.

[WildSaber2000]

I want to shit next to her? I shopped eating? Oh god, why was this fanfic ever made?

[driskell1354]

Darth Valer wtf who the crap is darth valer

[GIR5467]

Darth Vader's cousin.

[driskell1354]

what does darth vader have to do with harry potter this fanfiction makes no sense

[gamemasterrusty]

dude, the other half of my brain that isn't yogurt was turned to yogurt 21 chapters ago.

[sasukuto]

......... he wants to Shit next to her..... man this is messed up story

[BNeppz]

Darth Valer?? Bri

[WingedDestroyer]

Sure, every evil vampire eats Count Chocula.

[Kitchinsink3]

Darth Valer...

Snake and Tom: Are you kidding me?!

[TheCommenter2396]

who's snake?

[579862BRADLEY579862]

How the hell do you get "Darth Valer" from Voldemort? This was clearly a failed attempt at a crossover.

[idontsleep]

*gasping for air*

[battlemage69]

XD that is so random ROFL

[miraculousdraculous]

im with you wiseandugly

this tops twilight in its first 5 seconds

[WiseandUgly]

i still perfer thgis over stephanie meyers twilight

THATS RIGHT I SAID IT :K

[jakebonne]

guys,my ears are bleeding.should i be worried?

[579862BRADLEY579862]

Yes, yes you should. There is no good way to read My Immortal. Either your eyes wanna commit suicide, or your ears will wanna bleed to death.

[miraculousdraculous]

i love how cout chocula is what vampires eat for breakfast

rotfl

[phoenixofgrief]

Yeah I eat Honey Nut Humans every day, don't you?

[Randomtigress]

Darth Vader?

Interesting...

[FrostPegasus]

Wait ... so now it's Enoby, Ebony, Ebondy and Eboby?

Plottwiiiiists ... or bad spelling.

[JonnotheHedgehog]

*lmfao'ing*

[robinvan1983]

You fucking bustard! yelled Draco at Vampire. I want to shit next to her!1

damn! i wanted to shit next to her!

[CigaretteHolderSmoke]

"Shooting" at each other? I picture Harry and Draco actually running around the room, shooting at each other Matrix style.

Would have been far better that way.

[akumaxayumi]

yay, there's more... i can't get enough, it's just so hilariously bad.

[AgentJandK]

my thoughts exactly

[BlizzardOfTheCoast]

"I eight"? They must be taking the piss, that can't be real.

[lokimaa]

My god....How in the HELL did this thing ever get published?!

You would think even fanfiction(dot)net would have some standards on grammar, punctuation, and an actual storyline!

[sonicpotter2000]

Seriously if Michael Bay were a chick and emo this would be the exact script for Transformers.

[SonicRulez94]

Excellent video, HFC. Nice to see that you're gonna finish now with your own input as you read. "Are you kidding me?"